What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

Not too big, but definitely not small either.

Around the villa, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, just like the early spring.At first glance, it is incompatible with the surrounding white snow world.

Inside the villa, emerald smoke curled up.

Smoking a cigarette, the old man pushed the door out, looked at the snow-capped world outside, and sighed: "Oh, I don't even feel the cold anymore."

"Wife, tell me, are we still human?"

"You are not human, are you a ghost?"

The mother's voice came from the house, with disgust: "Cultivators are not afraid of cold and heat, it is reasonable!"

"That's true, it's just that, it always feels a lot less fun."

"The bastard didn't go home to take a look, it's true!!!"

"Humph."

My mother snorted coldly: "Moti has no conscience, it's been more than ten years, and people in their thirties don't even have a daughter-in-law!"

"I'm afraid I haven't even found a girlfriend, let alone a wife." The old man chimed in.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to hold a grandson in my life."

Mom cursed.

"···"

Lin Fan, who had just teleported over, heard the two muttering, and was speechless for a moment.

"Looks like I shouldn't be coming back."

"Ok?"

The second elder... Well, from the outside, he really isn't old at all, at most he looks like this guy's older brother and sister.

The two were taken aback for a moment, then looked over, and when they saw Lin Fan, the two elders looked at each other.

"I seem to be hallucinating."

"No! Me too!"

Lin Fan put his hand on his forehead: "???"

"It's not an illusion, I'm back!"

"What are you doing when you come back?" Mom sneered, the longing on her face just now had completely disappeared: "There are no wives, mothers and children, and you still have the face to come back?"

"That's right!" Dad chimed in, "Just you, a single dog, have the face to come back?"

"Have you agreed to bring your girlfriend to us?"

"I've been waiting for ten years, and I haven't even gotten any news. I still have the face to come back?!"

Lin Fan was speechless: "It seems that I shouldn't come back."

"Gua Wazi!"

Mom suddenly smiled: "Get out, it's snowing outside, it's cold."

"??? We are not afraid of the cold anymore, this melon boy is afraid of the cold ass." The old man said that Lin Fan would not be cold.

"none of your business!"

Mom stared.

"puff."

Lin Fan was overjoyed: "Seeing you guys so happy makes me feel relieved."

"I would be happier if you brought back my daughter-in-law and grandson."

Mom rolled her eyes again.

"···"

I do.

Lin Fan sighed in his heart.

"But having said that, it's time to start looking for traces of the world of cultivating immortals."

"Or, if I can determine the location of the abyss of myriad realms, maybe I can use the abyss of myriad realms as a starting point to find the realm of cultivating immortals!"

After entering the room, the second elder, who had just looked disgusted, completely changed his expression.

Hush and ask for warmth, parents are short-sighted.

Lin Fan was not bothered, and chatted with them with a smile.

The two elders have already stepped into the Nascent Soul Realm. Their talents are not very good, but they can still be seen in the past. Coupled with the excellent exercises given by Lin Zixiao, with this progress, it is not difficult. Strange.

But through chatting, Lin Fan knew that they had basically never been out of their hometown in these years.

It's not that I can't go out, but that I don't want to go out.

At first, Lin Fan was a little curious, but after the second elder explained, he also understood.

People, there are countless ways to live!

However, food, drink, food, shelter, and transportation are all essential.

Some people are desperate to make money, some are fighting for their rights all their lives, some are trying their best but they can only live, and some people have reached the end point that ordinary people can't reach even in ten lifetimes.

Different people have different ways of living, and different people have different pursuits.

And the second elder belonged to the type of idle clouds and wild cranes.

In other words, many people who came over in their era were like this.

In the past, there was no way. The family was poor. They had suffered for most of their lives, so how could they hope that their children would also suffer for the rest of their lives?

So he kept busy, farming the land to make money, and sent Lin Fan out of the mountains.

Later, they were still very busy.

Busy saving money, buying a car and a house for my son as a bride price.

Although the speed at which they make money is just a drop in the bucket compared to today's housing prices and commodity prices, they have never complained, let alone stopped.

But is this what they are after?

No, this is a responsibility they have imposed on themselves.

While chatting, Lin Fan sighed.

Nuo is a big world, in many countries and regions, how many places do parents live for their children like Huaguo?

I'm afraid I can't find a second one!

Therefore, when Lin Fan disclosed his identity as an immortal cultivator, when the Residents' Happy Life Department began to take care of them, and when they didn't need to worry about everything about being a son, they could finally live for themselves.

farming?

Naturally, it is necessary to grow, but it is no longer for making money, but for eating.

go out for work?

What are you doing?

If you don't need money and don't want to live in a big city, why do you want to work? !

What they want is to live in the world of two in this mountain, to relive the youthful...cough cough cough.

In short, I looked at the big garden around the villa, the dozens of fruits planted in the orchard farther away, and some vegetables in the vegetable garden behind the house, as well as the free-range chickens, ducks, and rabbits.

Lin Fan suddenly felt that he really didn't dare to come back.

Disturbed the two-person world of the two elders! ! !

"I don't think I should really come back."

Lin Fan shook his head.

"It was."

The mother was very stubborn, she couldn't hide her happy smile, but she muttered that she shouldn't come back: "Next time, if you want to come back, bring my daughter-in-law, or you won't be allowed to enter this door!"

"Huh."

Lin Fan exaggeratedly shouted: "Your son is not as close as your daughter-in-law?"

"You single dog, you know a fart."

At this time, the old man brought two bowls of noodles and noodles, which looked very light, but the poached egg and a few green onions on it also added a lot of appetite.

But Lin Fanke was embarrassed.

"Poached eggs with love? Huh? I don't have any?"

"So, when your son came back, he didn't even give him noodles?"

"Which one said you didn't?"

The father put one of the bowls in front of Lin Fan, and then sat side by side with the mother: "Your mother and I have less and less food, so we have a bowl."

Lin Fan: "..."

Only then did he realize that his father had three pairs of chopsticks in his hand.

But why does something always feel wrong?

He took the chopsticks and sucked the noodles.

Then···

This guy is blind! ! !

Father and mother, each holding a pair of chopsticks, eating the same bowl of noodles, two heads together, that is called a close relationship!

Even with the first bite, I ate the same noodles.

Suck, suck...

Both suck and then...

boo~

Kissed, a piece of noodles, half of each person, and a kiss by the way.

Lin Fan: "(ΩДΩ)????"

"I'm going?? I won't take you dog abusers! I'm not going to live, I can't live anymore, my God! I'm an adult, and I'm going to be abused by you old couple when I come back..."

"Deserved!"

The old mother's face was slightly red, and now she has completely recovered her youthful appearance, and her skin and complexion are much better than before. This appearance made Lin Fan even more uncomfortable.

This is definitely dog ​​abuse! ! !

However, my mother laughed and scolded: "You deserve it, you deserve it!"

"If you bring my daughter-in-law back, won't you be able to abuse our old couple?"

"It deserves it!"

Lin Fan: "..."

"Heaven, earth, is there still the king's law? Is there still a law?!" This fellow screamed, making those who heard it sad and those who saw it cry.

The old couple laughed, and then got worse.

This meal really turned Lin Fan into a dog!

After the meal, Lin Fan wanted to see if there was any problem with his parents' physical condition, or if there was something wrong with his cultivation.

As a result, his consciousness was swept away, he was stunned, and suddenly looked at his mother.

Mom's vitality is extremely strong!

Even, there are two vitality? !

"I go?"

"Mom, you have it?!"

"Are you guys going to practice the trumpet?!"