I really want to be a cook

My heart is all gray"

Wu Xiaoyun sneered, and suddenly shouted behind Jiang Ping with a shrill voice:

"Yu Linglong, Jiang Ping won't give me food! I'm starving to death!"

"No! Don't talk nonsense! I'll do it now!"

Jiang Ping immediately jumped up, but when he turned around, there was not even a ghost.

He lay down again, weakly said:

"I'm tired, tired, it's useless for anyone to come now."

But Wu Xiaoyun refused to let him go, and pushed the stone stool to sit next to Jiang Ping with difficulty, holding a small head in both hands on the armrest of the rocking chair, staring at Jiang Ping and said:

"My lady knows that you are interested in Yu Linglong, as long as you promise to cook for me every day, and you can't cheat me with fried rice with eggs.

That way, I can teach you to chase her. "

"Just you?"

Jiang Ping let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity, and didn't even give her a straight look.

"And who said that my son is pursuing her?

I just want to save face for Dafu, thinking that the girl is not familiar with the place here, so as the boss, I should give her proper care.

And Yu Linglong was so kind to you, you sold her just for a meal or two? "

"It's none of your business."

Wu Xiaoyun stood upright with her chest in her arms:

"Just say you agree or not?"

"make a deal!"

Jiang Ping readily agreed.

He also wanted to know why he failed in the strategy.

Obviously he followed the dog licking strategy in his previous life, so why doesn't it work for Yu Linglong now.

Logically speaking, Yu Linglong was a great master at that time, he was ruthless, murderous like hemp, and his red clothes were like blood. If an ordinary person came within three feet of her, there would be no bones left.

But in the end, he was melted by his fiery heart and successfully became a member of the ex-girlfriend.

The difficulty of the strategy should be much higher than it is now.

Look at the current Yu Linglong, cute and gentle, with a smile hidden in her eyes at any time, every time she sweetly calls him Boss Boss, her heart almost melts.

Coupled with her inexperienced appearance, she should be the best target for a mature uncle like him to attack.

But the reality is,

The licking dog even licked her bald skin with her tongue, but she was still unmoved, with a lukewarm look, neither accepting nor refusing, she can be called an outstanding representative of contemporary tea art masters.

I carefully prepared so many food offensives, but most of them went into the stomach of the flat loli next to me.

Thinking that Jiang Ping was not bad, he glanced at the arc of Wu Xiaoyun's chest with good intentions.

After eating his beauty meals for two months, he didn't even have a breast, spicy chicken!

"Oh, man."

Sensing Jiang Ping's gaze, Wu Xiaoyun puffed out her chest proudly, and then laughed disdainfully.

"Oh, tablet!"

Jiang Ping was not polite at all, and directly responded back.

It can't fix Yu Linglong, and it can't fix you, a flirtatious little hot chicken.

Hearing this, Wu Xiaoyun roared angrily:

"Who are you calling flat? This girl is not fair at all. Yu Linglong was younger than me when I was my age!"

"Hehe, a jealous woman is always prone to lose her mind, even a kid is no exception.

Isn't it clear at a glance who is fair and who is not? "

Jiang Ping said with a little pity:

"But you can rest assured that I have hidden two secret recipes in private, which will definitely restore your confidence."

Wu Xiaoyun was overjoyed at first, and happily asked:

"Is there really such a recipe?"

Then she immediately turned into anger from embarrassment: "Who would be interested in this kind of thing! Do you still want to chase Yu Linglong or not.

You must know that this girl sleeps with her, and is very familiar with every inch of her body.

What she likes, no one knows better than me. "

Hmph, don't think that if you say that, I will be envious.

Jiang Ping hummed in his heart.

I also know her future size, but so what.

I saw him calmly said:

"The situation has changed now, and it has turned into a buyer's market. It is up to me whether to pursue her or not.

I'm suddenly not very interested in him now. You said that with this son's condition, will there still be one or two women missing? "

"Are you empathizing now?"

Wu Xiaoyun looked at Jiang Ping in shock, as if she was worthless for Yu Linglong:

"A heartbroken man, a heartless man, and that scumbag!"

"Where did you learn these words, say what you have to say, and let go of your fart. If I feel that it is worthwhile, I can pay you a little according to my discretion."

Jiang Ping's expression was calm, and he firmly grasped the initiative.

"it is good."

Wu Xiaoyun learned from the painful experience, and decided to take out some benefits to trap Jiang Ping first, what if this kid really empathizes with another.

"Yu Linglong likes to eat sweet things, these days you make her spicy things all the time, she actually doesn't like it at all.

It just so happens that this girl is the one who likes spicy food the most, so she eats a little bit every time, saying that she is full, and then let me eat everything else.

I have to say that although you are not very good, your dishes are really good.

If there is a chance, this girl will make you my exclusive cook. "

"Dream, there is everything in the dream."

Jiang Ping said something casually, but his heart was shocked.

At the beginning, Yu Linglong loved spicy food the most, and said that the hotter the food, the more she liked it, and it was best to cry when it was so spicy.

For this reason, he specially researched a devil's red pepper, but unfortunately he broke up with him, so he dared to give it to her to taste, and was hunted down eight hundred miles away.

But now Wu Xiaoyun told him that this bitch likes to eat sweets!

Jiang Ping felt that he needed to calm down.

Who the hell lied to him?

Or does it mean that Yu Linglong will have a different taste in the future?

"This information is barely enough. I will verify it in the future. It is worth a meal."

Jiang Ping stretched out a finger and said.

"Such important news is only worth a meal, you cheated me!"

Wu Xiaoyun stretched out three fingers:

"At least three meals!"

"Ah"

Jiang Ping chuckled and turned his head away.

Who is the uncle now, haven't you counted yet?

"Okay, okay, just one meal, but the information that follows is very explosive, at least ten meals as a base." Wu Xiaoyun said with extreme confidence.

"Tell me first."

"That day when you were reading Xiao Huang's book in the street, Yu Linglong actually knew about it a long time ago, but she never exposed you.

So all your honest and gentleman these days are for nothing, hahaha"

Jiang Ping's forehead was full of black lines, and he said angrily to Wu Xiaoyun's eyes:

"This news is five meals, whether you want it or not.

Also, this son is an upright gentleman, a real man who can sit still.

That day, I was entrusted by a friend to criticize the most popular vernacular on the market with a professional eye, so as not to pollute the physical and mental health of all ordinary people.

How can you understand my noble morals? "

Wu Xiaoyun didn't say a word, but gave Jiang Ping a look of self-awareness.

hateful!

To let a kid underestimate it.

Jiang Ping felt ruthless in his heart, feeling that his fame in the first life would leave an indelible stain from now on.

Thinking of his eyes turning cold, he looked at Wu Xiaoyun and said:

"Does anyone else know about this?"

Wu Xiaoyun hurriedly hugged her chest, pretending to be afraid and said:

"What do you want to do? Kill people and silence them?"

"That's right, I'm going to kill you, look at how gorgeous the flowers grow here, it will definitely look even better next year."

There was a hint of threat in Jiang Ping's tone.

At this time, Wu Xiaoyun put down his hand, took the initiative to take two steps forward, and his face was almost on Jiang Ping's head:

"You still dare to kill me? Who gave you the courage?"

Seeing Jiang Ping being bullied into the corner of the reclining chair by her, Wu Xiaoyun straightened up, put his hips on his hips and laughed loudly:

"This girl has seen through you a long time ago, a guy who has a lust but no guts. How can you be willing to do something with such a cute girl like me?"

Nima, can you stop bragging about yourself in such a tense and exciting moment?

Jiang Ping rolled his eyes, gathered all the evil spirit just now, and said lazily with his head on his pillow:

"Thank you for your information. There are six meals in total. I will remember them and withdraw them anytime I need them."

"what?"

Now it was Wu Xiaoyun's turn to be shocked.

"You don't want to know other news, but I still have a lot of information to say.

Even if you want to know her, the more private one is not something that cannot be considered. "

Wu Xiaoyun said seductively.

Jiang Ping touched his chin.

Well, I'm still not drooling, but sure enough, my master's concentration has strengthened by three points.

He said righteously: "This son is a vulgar person who is attracted by some lace and gossip. Don't say any more."

"And I learned another truth from her."

"what?"

"Then lick the dog until the end. I have nothing. I'm tired. I think I should wait for others to lick me."

Jiang Ping said as it should:

"My son is both talented and beautiful, and his family is rich. The woman who chases me can be ranked from Chen Guo to Zhao Guo, so why should I hang her on this crooked neck tree.