I really want to be a cook

Tie Ao spread his hands and said helplessly:

"You are the man recognized by Guanyin, I didn't kill you before, how could I deliberately set up a scheme to kill you later?

Isn't this just taking off your pants and farting? "

"That's true."

Jiang Ping nodded, but was still very skeptical:

"But I always feel that you still have something to say to me?"

Tie Ao didn't answer, just smiled at Jiang Ping again, full of malice hidden inside.

When you get the spot for the Sixth Sword of Heretics, you can't help it in the end.

After seeing the power of the Heavenly Sword, no one can refuse it anymore.

That is something more alluring than power.

And if you can get the Heavenly Sword, so what if Avalokitesvara will be your child.

If it fails in the end

That is to say, his cultivation is completely abolished, and he will never have the chance to do swordsmanship again in this life.

Then he could only obediently go back with him and be a new son-in-law, a rice bug for the rest of his life.

His son-in-law doesn't need too much ability, especially a son-in-law who is erratic and full of flowers.

So it's good to be a useless person, so you can't bully Guanyin.

Since Guanyin does not want to marry the prince and enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth, under his protection, the husband and wife will live a normal life.

Jiang Ping didn't know what Tie Ao was hiding from him, but as long as he knew it, he definitely had no good intentions.

So he also smiled at Tie Ao, muttering in his heart:

"You think you can trick me?

If I can win a game at that time, I will be your son.

Do you think you can scare me by not marrying your daughter to me?

Hehe, when the time comes, let your daughter come with you with her grandson in her arms, and see who begs whom in the end?

You have to let your daughter grow up! "

Wonderful!

The trick of marrying a child is a big killer in any era.

It seems that we have to find a way to make Guanyin stay for a few more days, otherwise the seeds may not be sown enough.

The corner of Jiang Ping's mouth curled up, feeling admiration for his sudden whimsy.

As expected of me, how witty.

So one old and one young, with their own ghosts in their hearts, all laughed confidently:

"I'm sure to win this time!"

Chapter 58 What if I protect you for three years and then another three years? (Add more 521/[-])

three days later.

The air is warm and the sun is just right, making it a good day for basking in the sun.

On the platform of the water pavilion.

Jiang Ping's face was pale, his cheeks were sunken, and two large black lying silkworms appeared in the corners of his eyes, as if his energy had been sucked dry.

He was lying on the chair with his waist supported, the sunlight refracted down, and his shadow was shrunk into a ball, as if a certain part of his body was secretly screaming for pain at this moment.

Next to it was a broken fishing rod, and the silver fishing line was tangled together, glinting in the sunlight.

And that silver fishhook that was forcibly straightened was swallowed by some unlucky fish.

On the surface of the lake, the green-robed old monster stepped on the water with a calm expression, carrying a basket of prickly cucumbers in his hand. Under the water, there was a huge swimming monster.

He threw out a gherkin.

The huge monster suddenly jumped up from the water, stirring up a huge wave, it opened its mouth wide, and grabbed the cucumber nimbly and precisely.

Then he swam across the water with a splash, jumped onto the platform of the water pavilion with two thumps, and shook the water on his fur along the way.

Ever since he was released into the water by Jiang Ping, Bai Jie seemed to have discovered a new world.

In the past, on land, no one could play with it except the owner, but it is different in the water.

There are cute little friends everywhere, chasing after them for fun, and you can still eat two bites when you are tired, the taste is so delicious.

As a result, it now spends more and more time underwater, and sometimes even likes to dive into the water when sleeping. It loves those delicious and fun friends to death.

But its favorite cucumber has not changed.

Bai Jie rubbed the weak Jiang Ping with a small cucumber in his mouth, handed the small cucumber to Jiang Ping, then opened his mouth, as if hurrying to feed me.

Jiang Ping smiled, and threw the little cucumber into Bai Jie's mouth.

Only then did Bai Jie take a good bite, let out a whimpering cry, and then quietly lay beside Jiang Ping, basking in the sun with him, without making any noise.

In its pure heart, it knows who is the one who treats it well.

Jiang Ping stroked Gouzi's hair with a smile, but the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching a few times, as if in great pain.

The old monster in green robe came up with a basket, but his body was very dry. The huge wave caused by Bai Jie just now had no effect on him at all.

Looking at Jiang Ping's painful appearance, he finally couldn't hold back and asked the question that he had held back all morning:

"Master Jiang, you look very strange, do you want me to feel your pulse?"

The so-called medicine and martial arts are not separated, as a great master of martial arts, he still understands a little bit of medical theory.

Jiang Ping waved his hands, and there was a record-breaking painful grin on the corner of his eyes:

"No, I just overdraw too much at once, just take it easy, take it easy.

After all, not everyone can be like this young master, who can do twelve hours a night and keep the quality and quantity every time.

Seeing that you didn't win the bid this time, haha, hiss

Fuck it, it hurts! "

Jiang Ping kept screaming in pain, but the male pride on his face became more firm and prominent, as if he had done a great thing.

"Uh"

The green-robed old monster fell silent.

Feeling baffled by Master Jiang's pride.

I don't know what to be proud of in this behavior of torturing myself and making others happy.

Speaking of his wife and children being killed by that bully, he rarely gets close to women, and occasionally spends money to have sex.

But he always forgets people when he puts on his pants, and he never challenges his limits.

After all, as a member of the Demon Sect, one must guarantee at least the combat power to escape at any time.

With Master Jiang's appearance, a random little grandmaster could finish him off.

"By the way, how is Lao Qiu's injury?"

When Jiang Ping saw the appearance of the green-robed old monster, he knew that there was too much generation gap between himself and him, and they had no common language.

It's better to be Lao Qiu, even if you don't understand him, just praise him from the side.

On that day, Master Yi Congliang was injured by him, and the original injury caused by Tie Ao made him even more injured. Later, in order to escape, he burned his blood again, which directly became a serious injury.

With the help of Jin Baobao, Qiu Daoyu successfully found Yi Congliang who had just left the city.

The two fought outside the city for hundreds of rounds.

In short, the scene should be quite exciting.

Anyway, according to what Tie Guanyin said, Qiu Daoyu finally came back with the blood blade scimitar, and he was also covered in injuries, and his face was even paler than he is now, as if his blood had been sucked dry.

After seeing him unconscious, he insisted on confessing a few words and put him in the woods behind the mountain, so he couldn't hold on anymore and passed out too.

The green-robed old monster nodded and said, "Brother Qiu has woken up, and now he can get out of bed and walk.

But he didn't take the Four-turn Resurrection Pill you left him before, he said he wanted to experience the feeling of going from death to life again.

From his appearance, I should have some insight, but it is still unknown whether he can break through. "

Probably because Yi Congliang was injured too badly, Qiu Daoyu was unable to replicate the fighting miracle of the green-robed old monster and sublimate and break through in the battle.

Even the green-robed monster himself, he is not sure if he can reproduce the situation of that day again, whether he can still comprehend the flash of inspiration.

So in his opinion, it is normal that Qiu Daoyu failed to break through.

However, Jiang Ping seemed to be more confident than Qiu Daoyu himself:

"I believe in him, it will definitely work. Let's stay here for a while, and when Lao Qiu recovers, we'll set off again."

"Go? Where to go?"

The old monster in green robe looked startled, afraid that Jiang Ping would make some trouble again.

At the beginning, it was said that it would be a mediocre life for three years.

As a result, the hero was required to save the dog on the way, and people from the original line of the Demon Sect were also offended.

Although he was in a good mood to get rid of Yan Po's stinky bitch, but it has to be said that Master Jiang's ability to cause trouble has first seen the clues since then.

Then finally entered the city smoothly, the low-key words at the gate of the city still rang in my ears, and in a blink of an eye there was a large army surrounding me.

Well, this time it's a passive counterattack.

But the subsequent snatching of the bride was a little impulsive, and the most important thing was to offend Tie Ao.

Fortunately, Master Jiang is shameless enough and Tie Ao loves his daughter enough, otherwise everyone present would have to be thrown into the lake to feed the fish.

It feels like I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

As a result, Jiang Ping came again.

I really can't bear it anymore. I used to think that after breaking through to the Grand Master, the world will be at my mercy, but Master Jiang beat him severely with the reality.

Grandmaster?

Oh, the great master is a fart!

Now anyone who doesn't have the head of a great master in their hands is embarrassed to speak.

Seeing the green-robed monster looking like a bow and snake, Jiang Ping was also very distressed and said:

"Hey, where else can we go? Have you heard of the Five Sacred Sword League?"

The green-robed old monster nodded: "What does this have to do with you?"

"Of course it has something to do with my cheap old father-in-law, the one who scolded me as an asshole when I left this morning.

He brought Guanyin there, and asked me to go to him a year later, saying that he wanted me to marry her daughter there.

If I don't agree, he will beat me to death.

What do you think I can do?I can't beat him now. "

Jiang Ping let out a long sigh.

The green-robed old monster also helped Jiang Ping sigh: "Master Jiang has such a strong father-in-law, it is indeed hard work."

"That's it."

Jiang Ping looked like he had found a confidant:

"Some people still think that I covet his daughter's beauty and covet his power.

You said that if I am really such a person, wouldn't I go directly to Tianzun?

Her old man has always wanted to accept me as a closed disciple, and she also promised to give me all the female disciples. They are all big beauties with long legs and thin waists.

But I hold on, how many strange men like me are there in the world?

They misunderstood me so much.