I really want to be a cook

She didn't disappear.

I saw the coldness on Tianzun's face suddenly disappeared, and a familiar smiling face appeared, Wu Xiaoyun put his hips on his hips, with a proud look on his face:

"Little Chef Jiang, you did a good job this time. You have saved me a lot of face. I will be the boss in the future."

Jiang Ping was confused:

"Are you Wu Xiaoyun? Where's Tianzun? Or are you lying to me again?"

But Wu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Of course I am me, as for her, she was imprisoned by me.

Hmph, you've been cold all day, and you still want to be cute like me, won't you be spotted right away?

To save face, Jiang Xiaochu, this time I will do it myself, you must promise me. "

Jiang Ping shook his head vigorously: "It's useless for anyone to come, or kill me now, or let me go."

Wu Xiaoyun snorted coldly:

"Did I give you face and asked you if you want to do it?

Don't think I can't do anything to you now?

Believe it or not, I immediately spread the word to the world, saying that you pretended to be the descendant of Tianzun Palace and secretly learned my exercises. Whoever can kill you, I will give him all the benefits I gave you just now.

You said, how many years can you live? "

Hearing Wu Xiaoyun's threat, Jiang Ping was very wronged:

"You are going to hurt both sides, what good will it do you to kill me?!"

Wu Xiaoyun continued to put her hands on her hips: "It's just because I'm not happy! The most important thing is that my wife is happy! It's not impossible without you, but at worst, my mother will come and force it!"

"As expected of you, Wu Xiaoyun, I now believe that you are you."

Jiang Ping didn't hesitate much, and the smile immediately returned to his face:

"Look at what you said, little aunt, who is in the relationship between me and you, promise! You must agree to this matter!

Isn't it Tianzun Palace? I'll take over this burden.So many sisters and sisters are waiting for me to comfort them. "

"It's really a dog's temper. You must force me to be tough."

Wu Xiaoyun slapped Jiang Ping with a palm and knocked him out:

"I've passed on the second half of the exercises to you, practice hard, and don't go back on your word, otherwise women will hold grudges very much!"

Jiang Ping only felt that he had entered the front-loading washing machine, and his whole body was spinning, and he was so sick that he wanted to vomit, so he only came to say:

"Wu Xiaoyun, what the hell are you doing!"

"Ha ha!"

Wu Xiaoyun's laughter remained behind.

The moment Jiang Ping went out, half of the originally blue sky suddenly turned silvery white, snowflakes fell, the small courtyard just now was also split into two, turning into a frozen lake, and a graceful figure slowly condensed.

As soon as she appeared, it was like a black hole, making the world lose its luster.

She was born to be the center of the world.

Wu Xiaoyun stood on the side of the small courtyard, the sun was warm, looking at the figure's bumpy figure, he gestured to himself again, and immediately curled his lips in disbelief.

Tianzun stood on the side of the frozen lake, with heavy snow falling, looking at Wu Xiaoyun with cold and calm eyes.

"you lose!"

Wu Xiaoyun was triumphant.

Tianzun nodded, with no waves on his face: "I lost."

"It's boring."

Seeing that Tianzun didn't respond at all, Wu Xiaoyun was a little disappointed, and then couldn't help asking:

"You don't want to know why he agreed to me?"

"Because he is afraid of death, and he values ​​you very much. When he knew that I was pretending to be you, I caught a faint killing intent in his heart."

Tianzun said lightly, with relief in his eyes:

"He thought you were swallowed by me, so no matter what conditions I put forward, he would not agree.

What a strange thought, am I not you?What you have done, I can do everything, or did I not act like that just now? "

"So I could be you, but I'll never do it."

As soon as Wu Xiaoyun's figure changed, his figure and appearance immediately became exactly the same as that of Tianzun, even the ruthless temperament on his body was very similar.

But soon, Wu Xiaoyun changed back to herself.

"This is human emotion, why couldn't you integrate me before, because I am the complete one, and I am the boss!"

Wu Xiaoyun put her hips on her hips again:

"I'm sure now, I was the one who separated you, so I can eat you, but you can't eat me."

"However, Xiaochu Jiang was finally settled. I didn't expect that I was so important to him. Next time we meet, I must take good care of him.

I have to tell you, no matter who comes in the end, no one can touch Jiang Xiaochu's life anyway.

Otherwise, don't blame me for getting mad. "

Tianzun nodded and didn't bother about this matter.

"There is an aura in him that I can't see through, and I have a premonition that tells me that his future will be unpredictable.

That's why you insisted on asking him to join Tianzun Palace? "

"Of course!"

Wu Xiaoyun still looks proud, but there is an inexplicable sense of vicissitudes in his eyes:

"We have deduced so many times, how much chance of victory? Let him join, let everything start over, our future is no longer a certainty.

Big deal, let’s start all over again.”

-------------Chapter Dividing Line---------------

"Fuck! Wu Xiaoyun, you"

Jiang Ping woke up suddenly, the damage he suffered just now seemed to be an illusion, except that there was an extra exercise in his mind.

It is the Heavenly Venerable Kung Fu that is the only one who respects me forever and ever.

It is fused with the first chapter that existed in itself, and it becomes the real god of heaven.

The first part talks about life, and the next part talks about death.

It complements each other.

After Jiang Ping realized a little bit.

Well, the experience value is quite good, what is Fei Na brain doing.

"what happened to you?"

Dongzun envoy saw that Jiang Ping fell into a state of meditation after receiving the order of Tianzun, and it took a while to wake up, but when he woke up, he was cursing and laughing.

The key is to laugh very wretchedly.

Jiang Ping glanced at Dong Zun envoy, thinking of what Tian Zun and Wu Xiaoyun had explained, he couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

Sure enough, the handsome guy is destined to take on big responsibilities. He just wants to be idle, and God doesn't allow it.

"Tianzun, uh, I know what my master and her old man mean. From now on, you all follow me, and I will take care of your meals."

Dong Zun envoy was slightly taken aback, then bowed his knees and saluted: "Yes."

She was mentally prepared for this, so she quickly adapted to her role.

Just treat Jiang Ping as a god of heaven.

Seeing Dong Zun envoy so obedient, Jiang Ping felt quite refreshed.

After all, it feels so refreshing to have such a beautiful woman standing in front of me, letting me take what I want.

As for the matter of leading Tianzun Palace to survive, he agreed, but he has the final say on how to do it.

And his plan is simple.

Let it be!

Since the Tianzun Palace was fine in the previous life, it can't be that the Tianzun Palace will become more and more disasters in this life.

It doesn't make sense.

The so-called governance by inaction is the highest governance method.

Jiang Ping couldn't help praising his wit.

and also

Jiang Ping glanced at the respectful Dong Zun envoy very hesitantly, and sighed silently in his heart.

These few ice lumps can't stay by my side, otherwise I will be monitored for everything I do, and sooner or later I will be hacked to death by Tianzun.

Still have to find a reason to send him away.

After all, there must have been them in Tianzun Palace in the previous life, and now they are gone. If something happens, he will plan the whole plan.

It's just that what's going on with this reluctance in my heart?

Ami tofu!

Jiang Ping hurriedly recited the Heart Sutra silently.

After he had recited the Heart Sutra three times, his heart was immediately like a mirror, free of dust, mere beauty, how could it disturb his heart.

He looked at Dong Zunshi with clear and bright eyes:

"Anything else?"

Dong Zun envoy hesitated for a while, and asked with a reddish face, "Did the lord not say anything other than let our four sisters follow the young lord?"

"others?"

When Jiang Ping saw Dong Zun's shy and timid appearance, especially a pair of bright eyes with soft water ripples, and that rare shyness and tenderness, which matched her aloof temperament.

This kind of contrasting temptation is simply a crime.

As a result, the mirror table that had just been wiped clean was immediately covered with dust.

How to do how to do?

The female goblin is too powerful, the little monk can't bear it anymore!

It's all the fault of Tieguanyin, who dared to break his boy's skill!

Fortunately, at this moment, Comrade Qiuhao’s voice came in from outside:

"Young master, I heard your voice, are you awake?"

"Old Qiu, I'm awake, come in!"

Jiang Ping yelled, and then said to Dong Zun envoy very fast:

"By the way, my master also said, I want you to listen to me, if you don't obey, you will be spanked, cough cough

Go down now, I have something to discuss with Lao Qiu. "

Dong Zun envoy glanced at Jiang Ping with some disappointment, answered yes in a low voice, and then bowed and retreated.

As soon as Qiu Daoyu walked in, he saw his young master sitting there sighing, and couldn't help asking nervously:

"Sir, are you alright?"

"There is something, there is something big."

Looking at the empty background outside the door, Jiang Ping sadly said:

"I snuffed out a budding love just now with my own hands. How could I be so hard-hearted? I'm simply not human!"

"Uh, son, or you will be sad later, something happened outside."

Qiu Daoyu smiled wryly.