I really want to be a cook

Things are getting a little crazy!

As a back-up scumbag who has many ex-girlfriends in games, Jiang Ping may not be too interested in real women, but he has a very thorough understanding of the changes in the feelings of these chivalrous women in games.

They have not experienced too much information interference, except for natural scumbags, their feelings are actually very pure.

It is self-evident what this sad look represents.

but……

Jiang Ping looked at the sky aggrievedly.

Conscience, he didn't do anything!

The feudal remnants killed people, but a word from Tianzun could make a powerful woman like Dong attack her by herself.

Even if it's a little bit of a joke.

This kind of good thing delivered to the door, he must not be a man.

Feelings can be cultivated.

It takes a long time to make love.

Jiang Ping looked at Dong with a different look immediately, and said gently:

"Are you here to pick me up?"

Dong nodded: "My lord ordered me to pick you up to meet her."

"Oh, it turns out that Master knew I was coming."

Jiang Ping looked very happy: "Master calls, how dare I refuse, let's go now."

"By the way, this is my friend, do you want to go together?"

Dong looked at the ruthless senior sister who was in a daze, and felt inexplicably uncomfortable, but still said lightly:

"Someone will receive her after going up the mountain."

"Senior Sister Wuqing, I'll go see my master first, and I'll come back to you later."

Jiang Ping ignored Senior Sister Wuqing's pitiful eyes and helped her make a decision.

"By the way, this little girl is very conscientious in guarding the door. I think she did a good job. Let her guard for a while longer."

Jiang Ping pointed to the freckled female disciple who looked like a quail ever since seeing Dong Zun envoy salute Jiang Ping.

Dong nodded indifferently: "Yes."

"I will live in the palace for a while, and I will definitely visit you from time to time."

Jiang Ping grinned at the female disciple with freckles, making her tremble on the spot, and then said to the older female disciple:

"Look, don't I hold any grudges at all!"

"Good job, you have a bright future."

boom!

The air rushes.

The two flew into the sky one after another.

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"Master, this disciple finally saw you!"

Deep in the ice cave at the back of Zuntian Peak, Jiang Ping bowed down with a bang, almost cracking the ground.

Although his knees are stiff, there is absolutely nothing wrong with worshiping the sky, the earth, his parents, and his master by the way.

So at the moment he worshiped very sincerely.

Facing Jiang Ping, Tianzun naturally put on his clothes. It was a long dress of ice and snow palace dress, which looked very ascetic at first glance.

But her flawless face still made Jiang Ping, who was kneeling on the ground, unable to keep sneaking glances.

One thing to say, this is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in this life, the last life, and two lives.

With that kind of flawless temperament, that kind of irresistible temptation and impulsiveness, Jiang Ping felt that even if there was a block of ice in front of him, it wouldn't hinder his death-defying heart.

But fortunately, there is still a big love word engraved deep in his soul.

So he resolutely restrained his disrespectful thoughts, and even kowtowed heavily again to wake himself up.

"Master, this disciple has been bullied!"

Jiang Ping yelled, half of it was pain.

"I said I was the apprentice of Tianzun, but a guy said he was not afraid of you, and even if you went to him, he didn't care.

Saying that Tianzun is nothing, saying that there are people behind him.

I also said so many ugly things, I couldn't even say them! "

Jiang Ping made it up habitually as he spoke.

Anyway, if there are some ugly words to put on Wuji Supreme, that's all.

Dare to attack him, dare to kill him?

Don't let you see the fineness of my thighs, you don't know how tough my backstage is?

"Master, my life is nothing, but who am I?

I am your apprentice!

If he wants to kill me, isn't that just slapping you in the face?

Do you think this can be tolerated?

Others who don't know about it think that Master, if you haven't been born for a long time, your prestige will be gone long ago.

At that time, people might not even care about the title of Tianzun!

This matter is tolerable or unbearable, anyway, I can't bear it!

If I didn't have to keep this useful body to inform Master, you old man, I would have fought him desperately! "

Jiang Ping slapped the frozen floor hard, his hands almost turned red, and finally forced two tears.

"Hahaha!!!"

There was a barbell-like laugh on Tianzun's perfect face, it felt as if she had a hundred ducks hidden in her throat.

How do you think it's uncoordinated?

"Jiang Xiaochu, why didn't I find you so funny before?"

Tianzun said with a smile.

She is obviously a promising royal sister, but she has to be a flat lolita.

But it looks better.

It was as if a goddess from the nine heavens had suddenly entered the mortal world, and there was a sudden aura of fireworks, which made people even more unable to help liking and approaching her.

"Wu Xiaoyun?"

Jiang Ping frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

He stood up, wiped the snot that almost spewed out with his sleeve, and said unhappily:

"What the hell are you pretending to be with me? Where is my lovely and respectable master?"

"Call me Master Master!"

Wu Xiaoyun sat on the ice bed, her face puffed up, and she looked angry.

"I……"

Jiang Ping was going to fight back again.

Even though he knew that Wu Xiaoyun was Tianzun's queen, he couldn't be afraid.

Probably because the tablet girl who hugged his thigh and shouted barbecue was so impressive.

"Just call!"

Jiang Ping knelt down again with a snap, only then did he feel the biting chill around his body slowly disappear.

He raised his head, and the person in front of him was clearly the same person as before.

But he knew it was different.

Tianzun didn't look at Jiang Ping, but reprimanded in a low voice: "Nonsense!"

"What's wrong with me meeting Little Chef Jiang and saying hello?"

Wu Xiaoyun's voice came from Tianzun's body, with her unique unreliable tone:

"Let me tell you, Little Chef Jiang is covered by me, be polite to him, or I'll eat you! Wow, wow, wow!!!"

"Little Chef Jiang, don't be afraid, this woman is just like that, there is nothing to be afraid of, I will come out to have barbecue with you someday.

I have thought about it for many, many days, and I must have a good time this time. "

As she spoke, Wu Xiaoyun's voice gradually faded away.

A drop of cold sweat fell on Jiang Ping's forehead, dripped on the ground, and turned into frost in the blink of an eye, but he couldn't speak the lines before.

Doing things from the heart cannot be regarded as cowardice.

He suddenly felt a movement in his arms, and then saw the token of Tianzun flying away from his arms and falling into Tianzun's hands.

Tianzun held the token in his hand, and a white light flashed on it, and she began to close her eyes and meditate.

Jiang Ping didn't dare to speak out, just stared blankly at Tianzun.

Not to mention, Tianzun is really good-looking, no matter how you look at it, you can't get enough of it.

When Tianzun's eyelashes moved slightly, Jiang Ping hurriedly got down again, pretending to be trembling.

"You don't need to pretend to be in front of me. I know you better than you think. At this moment, you are probably thinking, this girl is so beautiful, it would be great if you marry her as a wife."

When Tianzun's indifferent voice came, Jiang Ping trembled in fright.

"I'm not, I didn't, I was wronged!"

Jiang Ping's complexion changed, no matter what 21 [-], let's start with three consecutive denials.

Then he quickly explained:

"Master Master is as unoffensive as a heavenly man in the disciple's heart, and the disciple never dares to have the idea of ​​blaspheming the master.

If I have the slightest offense in my heart, I will let the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder fall and turn me into ashes. "

Boom!

A bolt of lightning struck down, passed along Jiang Ping's cheek, and directly punched a big hole in the ground.

Jiang Ping's heart suddenly trembled.

Isn't it so effective?

If God had a spirit, he would have been hacked to death countless times.

Aside from other things, how many of those old brothers who died on the same day, the same year, and the same month have died, and he is still nothing.

But now it seems that the truth is more reliable, in case of being beaten to death, it is better than being hacked to death.

So Jiang Ping hurriedly said:

"Master, please forgive me. This disciple was just momentarily confused and had a bold and delusional idea. Fortunately, this disciple woke up in time. Please don't worry, Master. This disciple will correct his mistake once he realizes it."

As for whether you dare to fight next time, it depends on whether you can beat it.

But just when Jiang Ping didn't dare to look up, Tianzun slowly withdrew a light-white finger, and a wisp of green smoke drifted away from it.

"I said, you don't have to hide it from me. I was born a prophet, and there are people in this world who can hide it from me, but you just happen to be not among them."

"Ha ha……"

What else could Jiang Ping say, other than saying something abnormal, he could only laugh dryly to ease the embarrassment.

Fortunately, he still has Wu Xiaoyun's face, otherwise Tianzun might clean up the door first.