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Great Wei took advantage of this opportunity, and his army approached Qin.

Later, Qin State had to sacrifice every year, plus the price of ceding ten cities, to stop Wei State's ambition to attack.

At that time, everyone believed that Qin Huang had to be 30 years old to have a chance to truly control the power of Qin.

However, in the second year after Qin Huangzheng formally took over the government at the age of 16, he came into power in the court of Qin State.

You may have some doubts, what does this have to do with Qin Huang's God Slaying?

Where is this god?

Let's listen to the old man in detail! "

The blind old man took a sip from the teacup on the table, moistened the corners of his mouth, and continued:

"You are all people at the foot of the emperor, standing tall and seeing far, naturally you will not be unfamiliar with warriors.

Ordinary people practice martial arts to strengthen their health, and those with qualifications can become advanced martial artists, with a strength of hundreds of catties, and it is no problem to break stones. "

A tea drinker laughed loudly:

"Mu old man, it's up to you to say, there are not many warrior guards here, even the martial arts master, and I, Zhang, have seen it too.

That is the real power of martial arts, a look almost scared me to the pee. "

"Hahaha!!!"

The atmosphere in the teahouse was lively for a while, and everyone burst into laughter.

The tea drinker who called himself Lao Zhang didn't feel embarrassed, and stood up and bowed his hands to the surroundings.

"Everyone is making a fool of yourself."

The blind old man claimed his surname was Mu, so the familiar tea customers called him Old Man Mu, but it was his granddaughter, everyone only knew her name was Xiaofang.

The blind old man waited for everyone to laugh before he said calmly:

"Since everyone knows the martial arts master, how much do the great masters above the martial arts master know?"

The tea guest Zhang stood up again:

"Old man Mu, don't underestimate me, Lao Zhang. I am always on the martial arts ranking list of the Jianghu Xiaoyi. If you ask me the ranking of the masters, I may not remember it clearly, but I am the one who ranks among the great masters. But remember clearly.

The so-called great master is already the pinnacle of martial arts, breaking mountains with his palms and breaking rivers with swords are common things.

It is said that anyone who is a grand master of martial arts will be a holy face in the palace, and also a guest of His Majesty.

Such an expert, we can only enjoy ourselves from your mouth, old man Mu. "

Everyone laughed again, and the atmosphere was very happy.

The blind old man still looked calm:

"Boss Zhang knows, but other people don't necessarily know, and the old man is just trying to clear things up for everyone.

However, the Grand Master of Martial Dao is already the pinnacle of Martial Dao, which is true for ordinary people.

But everyone knows that there is a legendary realm above the Grand Master.

That is - Wulin Mythology! "

"Wulin myth?"

"What realm is that?"

"Old man Mu, you didn't make this up, did you?"

"That's right, why have I never heard of it. There is also the martial arts ranking list of Jianghu Xiaoyi, which claims to collect martial arts experts from all over the world. How come it has never been mentioned?"

"..."

There was a lot of discussion.

The blind old man just smiled and patted Xingmu again.

Everyone just woke up like a dream, and looked at the old gentleman in unison:

"Old man Mu, stop teasing us, just talk."

The blind old man shook his head: "I want to talk, but you want to interrupt me."

"Since you still want to hear it, the old man will continue."

"This martial arts myth is the dream goal of all warriors. Just looking through history, there are very few people who can achieve this level. It is a fluke to be able to produce one or two in a hundred years.

As far as the old man knows, in the past 100 years, there are only a handful of people who have been able to achieve the realm of mythology in the world.

As for who that person is, I dare not speak nonsense.

As long as the myth is achieved, it is like a land fairy, not only up to [-] years of life, but also has the great power to change the world with a single gesture.

The martial arts in their hands are already close to supernatural powers, and it is easy for one person to control a country.

In this way, everyone may not understand it, so let me put it another way.

Just to the west of Zhao State, in a place called Tianshui County, there is a famous landscape called a line of sky. This line of sky is tens of miles long and separates a tall mountain of hundreds of feet from it, which can accommodate three big horses to pass side by side.

And this line of sky was blasted out by an unknown myth hundreds of years ago with three punches in order to open the way for a small village behind the mountain.

For this spectacle, that Myth only used three punches.

Even our Majesty, who sits in the world, can only deal with such characters on an equal footing.

But such an extraordinary martial arts myth, not long ago, was beheaded by the Qin Emperor himself with an army in Qianheyuan of the Qin Kingdom! "

The blind old man rarely showed a trace of loneliness on his indifferent face, and said emotionally:

"From then on, even martial arts myths are not considered invincible."

But the tea drinkers are still not satisfied:

"Old man Mu, why is the story you told today so boring? This martial arts myth is too far away from us, that's something His Majesty is considering.

Why don't you still talk about the Amorous History of Martial Arts? Last time, the pretty widow who married thirteen times, you only talked about the eighth time, and you haven't finished talking about the remaining five times. "

"That's right, these legends are too mysterious, we'd better listen to the pretty widow, or else, ask your granddaughter Xiaofang to sing us a song.

Little lady, do you think it's okay? "

Everyone laughed again.

The blind old man shook his head and sighed, "Vulgar, really vulgar."

"Since you are not interested in Qin Huang beheading the gods, what the old man said next is none of your business. Do you know what Qin Huang did after he beheaded the myth?"

"He personally led Qin's 50 troops. Not only did he take back the ten cities ceded to Wei, but he also broke into Wei's border in one fell swoop and confronted Wei's million troops."

"Now our Great Zhao has to start conscription."

"If any of you have a good family, you'd better make plans early."

"In addition, let's just listen to the story just now. It's all made up by the old man. If you spread it, the old man will not accept it."

"Next, the old man will finish the story of the pretty widow thirteen marriages for everyone.

This time the story says that the pretty widow met Bai Shusheng on the road, and the emerald jade bead hairpin made her love, so it is said that the pretty widow today..."

"Snapped!"

"Thousands of mountains and rivers, everyone, we are destined to meet again!"

Xingmu patted, and the story ended.

The blind old man turned his head to his granddaughter and said:

"Xiaofang, collect the money."

"Everyone, this rule cannot be broken."

"Haha, old man Mu, your rules are too weird, you don't think there is too much money, two coins, right, Xiaofang, let's see!"

An acquainted tea customer threw money on the table.

No more, no less, exactly two coins.

This is also the weird rule of the blind old man. If you speak well, everyone can give a reward, but the maximum is two coins.

It can be less, but not more. If there is more, only two coins will be withdrawn.

The granddaughter who had been standing behind the old man came out, walked up to each guest, and put away the money on the tea table.

There was a tea guest who had just arrived, wanted to take advantage of the opportunity, and touched Xiaofang's white wrist with a smile, but it hurt suddenly, and he bared his teeth and screamed.

Many tea drinkers who were watching the show touched their hands empathetically, but laughed gloatingly.

You can't be the only one to suffer this crime.

Among the tea guests.

A handsome monk in a moon-white monk's robe saw Xiaofang approaching, grinned at her, and then put down two coins.

Xiaofang's originally nonchalant expression was also taken aback when she saw the monk, then smiled and nodded in response, and said the first sentence:

"Thank you, Master."

The monk clasped his hands together: "Young monk is not abstaining, I have seen Miss Xiaofang. Just now the Buddha in the monk's heart told the monk that the girl and the monk have a predestined relationship.

The little monk is a believer in Buddhism, and he has to listen to the words of the Buddha, so is Miss Xiaofang willing to marry the little monk? "

Xiaofang hadn't spoken yet, but the tea drinkers at the side were furious.

"Fuck, you monk is so shameless, you dare to molested Miss Xiaofang the first time we met, I must teach you a lesson.

Let's see whose Buddhism produced such a disobedient disciple as you? "

"The little monk was born with a good skin for nothing, but he did some nasty things. Miss Xiaofang, don't be afraid, hide behind me, and I will protect you!"

"I have been watching Miss Xiaofang for three years, little monk, do you understand what it means to come first and then arrive?"

……

Many impatient tea drinkers have already started to roll up their sleeves.

Xiaofang looked back at her grandfather.

Although the blind old man was blind, he seemed to see the monk at this moment.

He stood up, fumbled for the blind stick beside the table, and walked to the young monk bit by bit.

"Little monk, when can Buddhist disciples get married?"

The monk recited a Buddha's name and said:

"Buddhist disciples are naturally not allowed to marry wives, but the young monk has already returned to lay life."

"Then you are welcome, you want the most precious thing of the old man when we first met."

The blind old man laughed.

"Not bad, the one-yuan old monk has taught a good apprentice, but it is not so easy to marry my granddaughter.

What are you going to give in exchange? "

The monk was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xiaofang, thought again, and asked:

"Isn't it free?"

The blind old man's face darkened: "Yiyuan said so? What about others? Let him tell me in person!"

The monk scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Master has passed away, so I should not be able to see you.

Since it wasn't a free gift, the monk didn't want it. "

With that said, he put away the two coins on the table.

Originally, he was quite embarrassed, after all, he was a girl for nothing, so he put down the two coins to make a point, but now he can't give it for nothing.

These two coins are enough for him to eat for several days.

"Wait!"

The monk grabbed the money tightly: "This money belongs to the young monk!"

The blind old man grabbed the monk and said, "You want to run away even after you come here. Didn't your master say that you are my granddaughter's medicine?"

The monk was very aggrieved: "Isn't it okay if the monk doesn't marry?"

The tea drinkers on the side were dumbfounded by the twists and turns of the plot development, and their feelings were really given away for nothing.