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The old eunuch cleared his throat and said:

"Our family name is Gui, you can call our family Gui Gonggong. This time, we are choosing a relative for Princess Pingyang, and our family will be the invigilator for the last round of your preliminary examination.

In the hands of our family, the last ten people will be selected.

These ten people will compete for the position of son-in-law in front of the princess. As for who will win in the end, it depends on the princess' wishes and the final arbiter of the selection, Mr. Jiang Pingjiang.

Now, start the final round of the preliminary test, a competition of intelligence! "

Eunuch Gui flicked his whisk and half-hid his face, so as not to let others see his shameful expression at the moment.

The selection of relatives for a princess of a country should have been solemn and dignified, in a dignified and dignified environment.

But due to someone's intrusion, it has now completely turned into a farce, and the key parties are still enjoying it.

His guest host could hardly stand it anymore.

But fortunately, none of the members of the Wei State Proposal Mission and the Qin State Proposal Mission participated in this absurd activity of choosing relatives.

With their identities, they would naturally advance directly to the last match.

Now these people are all runners, just for fun.

Thinking about it this way, Eunuch Gui couldn't help looking at everyone with more pity.

They must have such infinite longings and dreams in their hearts, but how could the princess marry people like them.

"Someone will give you pens and paper later, and you will write down your answers, and the ten people with the highest scores will advance directly.

When answering questions, do not whisper to each other. Anyone who violates the rules will have their grades invalidated.

Does anyone still have a problem now? "

As soon as the voice fell, someone raised his hand and said:

"Eunuch Gui, I have a problem!"

Eunuch Gui frowned, but he still asked calmly, "What's the problem?"

The person who raised his hand asked: "Why have we been testing our martial arts before, and now we are doing something suddenly?

How can I wait for a man to learn from those weak scholars and say what women say, I think we should continue to compete! "

Eunuch Gui nodded in affirmation first: "Good question."

Then, with a smile that the person hadn't had time to spread, he said:

"You can go out."

The man asked in astonishment, "Why?"

Eunuch Gui's expression turned serious: "Isn't our family speaking clearly enough? Get out!"

When he pointed with his finger, a cone-shaped energy pierced through the air, piercing the person who was asking the question.

Bang!

A small burst of energy was issued by the great master, and it also carried a thousand pounds of strength.

Although the person who asked the question had made some achievements in martial arts, he was still powerless in the face of a great master. If Eunuch Gui hadn't kept his strength this time, he might have directly punched a hole in him.

But even so, the man seemed to be hit by a cow, flew upside down more than ten meters, fell heavily to the ground, and bounced a few times with feeling, like a fish out of water.

Then some guards in the palace stepped forward and dragged him out of the palace.

Eunuch Gui folded his palms and put his hand on the dust whisk, the wind was still calm, but the others didn't dare to say a word.

Everyone present counts as one, without the strength of a great martial arts master, no one can take his finger.

And those with this strength are basically players.

They are confident that they have millions of netizens behind them, so they are not afraid of any intellectual competition.

Even if you don't rely on fists, you can still go to the end.

So they geared up one by one, ready to show their strengths in front of the princess at last.

It's pitiful, in the past when they played games, they were all playing games for some kind of god, even if they shit on the king's head, they were kind-hearted.

But since playing this Jianghu, he has struggled in the game world for more than ten years, but he didn't even get the position of the boss. Now he is still ordered by a group of NPCs like mercenaries, the key is that he still can't beat him.

If you can marry a princess at this moment, it can be regarded as an epic achievement.

Then they heard Eunuch Gui say in a leisurely manner:

"Our family thought about it for a while, and what the person said just now is not unreasonable, so let's explain it."

"Princess Pingyang is His Majesty's most beloved daughter, she is the jewel of the entire Zhao Kingdom, I will examine your military strength only because if you are lucky enough to become the consorts of the Zhao Kingdom, then when the princess is in danger, you will be the last line of defense.

In addition, the princess has learned martial arts since she was young, and her subordinates are not light, and ordinary people are easily beaten to death by the princess.

But that's not the point. The point is that as a son-in-law, he must be capable of martial arts. If he's just a reckless man who can shake his fist, he's not good enough for Her Royal Highness.

That's all for the gossip, let's start answering the questions. "

With a wave of his whisk, Eunuch Gui immediately walked out of many young eunuchs. They distributed a plain-looking test paper to each of them, and someone behind them set up a small table in front of them, put pens and ink on it, and had a good time together. The strips are not flocculent.

"You have time for a stick of incense."

Eunuch Gui began to close his eyes and meditate.

The people below sat cross-legged and began to answer questions.

The first question is "Take a wooden fish for a headache, or an iron fish for a headache?"

When many players saw the title, they were like shit.

Isn't this just a brain teaser?

Then look at the next question "Xiao Mao's father has three sons, the eldest son is named Da Mao, the second son is Er Mao, what is the name of the third son?"

OK, confirmed.

The person who made the question was definitely one of their players, and I don't know which unlucky guy was dragged out to ask such outrageous questions, and it was such an old brain teaser.

Many players smiled contemptuously and sent the questions to their guild groups. In less than 10 minutes, a total of twenty questions were answered.

in the crowd.

The players looked at each other and smiled.

too easy!

"carry out an assignment!"

A player is the first to turn in the paper.

Then there's the second and third.

Soon, a stick of incense passed by.

There was already a stack of examination papers in front of Eunuch Gui.

Among the many eagerly looking eyes, Eunuch Gui glanced at the test paper, moved it in front of him, and rolled up his sleeves.

"Wait a minute, half an hour is enough for our family."

Then Eunuch Gui started the special experience of rewriting papers.

The seemingly serious half hour passed.

Eunuch Gui stood up, pointed to the ten test papers in his hand and said:

"Our family inspected it from various angles. These ten test papers are the most outstanding. Those whose names are called later will enter the inner palace and compete for the princess's favor tomorrow."

"Da Xu!"

"Liu Er!"

"Zhang San!"

"Li Si!"

"Wang Wu!"

"Zhao Liu!"

"Sun Qi!"

One by one, the easy-to-understand names were read from Eunuch Gui's mouth.

The people below all looked at each other in blank dismay, but they could only shake their heads and admit defeat. They were all competing on the same stage, and there was nothing they could do if they were inferior to others.

And the topic just now is really difficult, most of them are impossible to write, so I can only write one randomly.

Only a group of players turned black again and again.

What a ridiculous name!

And they obviously answered all the questions correctly, so how could they not choose any of them.

Shady!

Absolutely shady!

A player shouted: "Eunuch Gui, I want to read the paper!"

"That's right, I want to know how good the top ten are?"

"This is the first time for me to copy so seriously, bah, answering the question so seriously, I don't believe it will be so bad!"

"Is there anything higher than full marks?"

The crowd shouted.

Eunuch Gui showed a few traces of anger on his face:

"Don't you suspect that our family is cheating for personal gain?!"

As he said that, he grabbed the palm of his hand, and with great force, he smashed all the test papers into pieces, and the snowflakes were scattered all over.

"It's all your fault, so angry that our family smashed all the test papers."

These ten names were all carefully selected by him. Does grades matter?

How dare he expose him, he doesn't want to lose face!

Eunuch Gui slapped out with a palm, and the player who yelled the loudest just now was directly hit by the palm.

But there was a bang.

The player smashed his palm directly with his head.

Eunuch Gui frowned, this guy is actually a great master of martial arts.

However, there is a difference between a Martial Dao Grandmaster and a Martial Dao Grand Master.

"Disturb the order of the examination room, you should fight!"

As he said that, his figure was like a ghost, and he rushed directly into the crowd.

The player let out a strange cry and rushed forward.

The two crackled and fought in a circle, and the smoke and dust rolled up, only to hear the movement inside disperse.

For a while.

Eunuch Gui walked out calmly, and the player who was yelling loudly just now was lying on the ground, touching his chest and yelling.

"Those whose names were called just now remember to participate in the selection of relatives in the inner palace tomorrow."

"As for the rest of you who have not been selected, you don't need to be depressed, next door is the special talent introduction point set up by various ministries of the imperial court.

You are all dragons and phoenixes among men, if you can pass the assessment of each department, it might not be a fortune.

There is also a youth martial arts hall, which has a competition arena.

There are royal enshrined guards inside, no matter what you do, they will protect you in the end.

And whoever of you can stand to the end among them will be able to get the martial arts model personally nominated by His Majesty. From now on, you will not worship officials and enjoy the same treatment as others. "

Master Jiang asked him to say these strange things, and Eunuch Gui tactfully recounted them completely.

For these people, he is an old eunuch with high martial arts skills.

But to Mr. Jiang, he is just an old carrot.

Didn't see their eunuch model Hai Duzhu had to accompany Mr. Jiang with a smile.