The White Snake

However, this guy's singing voice seems to be a bit too unpleasant, and he has encountered countless contempt, but Song Ruoyun was so intoxicated by it that he added a last sentence.

"This song should only exist in the sky, how many times do you hear it in the world, brother Li Fan, you are really amazing!"

After those people heard it at that time, several people couldn't take it anymore, and jumped off the West Lake directly. With him in their hearts, this duck's male voice can still be called that this song should only exist in the sky.

It’s almost time. Chilly days always go by so fast. Three days later, Li Fan found that his bulging wallet had been flattened. It was the first time he found out that he spent so much money on going out, staying in a crappy hotel, and sleeping just one night would cost him money. Five hundred, directly spent one thousand and five for these three nights. Fortunately, Song Ruoyun could enter the bracelet to sleep, otherwise Li Fan would have bottomed out.

Three days later, Li Fan realized that he was going to make money, otherwise he would have to sleep in the bridge hole again, which would be embarrassing. He claimed that he was going out to explore the world, but Li Fan felt that he was going to sleep in the bridge hole tonight. There is less than one thousand left, and the consumption of eating in this kind of place is too high.

Li Fan felt that he still needed to apply what he had learned, so he bought a piece of cloth and wrote a few large characters on it.

"Li Banxian!"

After finishing it, Li Fan held a flag, and then came to the edge of the West Lake to set up a stall.

"Fortune-telling, fortune-telling is not allowed, no money!"

For Taoist priests, fortune-telling is naturally a relatively simple matter. Not to mention 80.00% accurate, but [-]% is still easy to calculate. Li Fan is actually very good at reckoning. This fortune-telling is for him. Naturally it's not too difficult

Li Fan originally wanted to be a Taoist priest to catch ghosts, but he is not well-known now, and in this kind of metropolis, the yang energy is actually too strong, so I don’t know if there are ghosts.

Therefore, Li Fan felt that it would be more reliable to set up a fortune-telling stall first.

But things turned out to be contrary to expectations, no one came to him for fortune-telling, and some people even came to say a word.

"That's where all the deceitful tricks come from."

Li Fan was also a little depressed. Fortune-telling by heart is not a lie, okay, in fact, such things as fate exist, and Feng Shui needs people to manage it by themselves.

After two days in a row, Li Fan found that no one came to him for fortune-telling, and he was speechless. This big city is not easy to mess with.

"Brother Li Fan, it's not fun!"

Song Ruoyun sat beside Li Fan, dragging his chin with both hands, and muttering.

The little girl was very curious at first, thinking that fortune-telling would be fun, but she didn't expect that there were many beauties, but none of them were fortune-telling.

Li Fan scratched his head and didn't know what to do. In fact, he had no work experience at all, and this was his first time in a big city, so he was still struggling.

Seeing that there was only 100 yuan in my pocket, I felt very sad.

At this moment, a group of men with red hair came over. Li Fan thought he was here for business, so he was very excited.

"Are you a fortune teller, ten yuan a piece, no money."

Li Fan said quickly.

"Paralyzed, it's your sister, you dare to set up a stall here, boy, do you know whose territory this is, pay the money!"

One of the men said viciously, and Li Fan felt curious, what kind of money is it called when he pays.

"Protection fee, hurry up, this area is covered by Brother Long, if you don't pay the money, get out!"

"Eh..." Li Fan was speechless for a while, thinking what's the matter, I haven't made a dime for two days, and I still have to pay protection fees.

"Hey, are you unreasonable? This is not your family's, and we don't need your protection, so why should we pay the protection fee?" Song Ruoyun is like a chivalrous woman at the moment, standing in front of Li Fan. The chivalrous woman of the rivers and lakes, at this moment, has a feeling of regaining the original feeling.

"Hehe, I didn't realize it, but she is still a big beauty, a little beauty, I will take you to go boating on the West Lake, what is the future of following such a poor boy!"

That brother Long had a lewd smile on his face, and he stretched out his hand to touch Song Ruoyun's alchemy, but Song Ruoyun quickly reached out and grabbed his salty pig's hand, with a sudden force, with a click, the guy's salty pig's hand broke instantly.

"Ah... let go, let go quickly."

That Brother Long was about to scream, he didn't expect Song Ruoyun to be so capable.

"Hmph, you dare to ask for protection money in front of your aunt, today I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

As Song Ruoyun said, he kicked Brother Long's ass, and Brother Long was kicked out in an instant, while the other gangsters rushed towards Song Ruoyun. out.

At this moment, on the edge of the West Lake, Song Ruoyun was dressed in an ancient costume, she really looked like a chivalrous woman, people who didn't know really thought she was filming a movie.

Soon, more than a dozen gangsters were kicked to the ground by Song Ruoyun. Li Fan was dumbfounded. Although he could easily deal with these people, he definitely couldn't beat them so beautifully. It makes people feel as if they are enjoying the dance.

At this moment, a siren sounded, and Li Fan hurriedly fled with Song Ruoyun in a panic. He knew that someone had called the police, and he now had 100 yuan. If the police came, if Song Ruoyun was arrested, then It's troublesome, and if Song Ruoyun puts the police on the ground, then he will be even more troublesome, so the best way is to go 36 times as the best plan.

After trotting for a while, he escaped. Li Fan was panting heavily, thinking that it was really sad, I was too embarrassed to wander through the rivers and lakes.

"Brother Li Fan, what should we do now?"

Song Ruoyun asked softly.

"It seems that Taoist priests are not easy to mess with. I knew that I shouldn't have studied Taoist priests back then." Li Fan curled his lips, thinking that in this era of great science, he seems to be unpopular, and Taoist priests often look like liars.

"It seems that we can only find a job first, otherwise you, Brother Li Fan, I will really starve to death!" If you can't make money, you really have to pick up garbage and eat it.

Chapter 99

"Ruoyun, do you think I'm a failure? How can I make money if I continue like this? I'm going to starve to death."

For the first time, Li Fan felt that it is really not easy to live in the outside world. When Li Fan had 1 yuan in his pocket, he felt that he was still a rich person, but he has only been in Hangzhou for a few days, and now he has changed. Now that he has become a pauper, Li Fan is still very anxious, let alone buying Lin Zhi, his own life will become a problem.

"How could it be? Brother Li Fan, it's just that they don't know how to appreciate you. You actually have the talent to be a Taoist priest."

Song Ruoyun said seriously, in fact, Song Ruoyun felt that Li Fan was indeed very talented as a Taoist priest, and he could basically grasp most of the essence of many complicated gestures just by reading them once.

And the most important thing is that Li Fan's yang energy is very strong, and ordinary ghosts don't dare to approach him at all.

"Hey... Ruoyun, I think I'm the most failed Taoist priest. If the old man knew, he would laugh silly."

Li Fan knows that it is easy for his two masters to make money, especially Liu Jinshan. In fact, Liu Jinshan is often asked to do things, and the money is quite a lot, but maybe he has lived for too many years and is not so fancy about money. , often ignored.

Li Fan thought, God, I want to be more vulgar, can you introduce the business.

"Or I'd better change my career. I'll find a job to fill my stomach first, or I'll starve to death."

Li Fan said softly that if he wants to survive in a big city, it is almost impossible to move without money.

So whether to be a Taoist priest or not is in the future. The most important thing now is to find a job and stabilize yourself first.

After making up his mind, Li Fan was worried again, what could he do? I seem to have nothing.

For a while, Li Fan was also embarrassed. It was the first time he realized that he had failed like this.

After looking for more than a dozen jobs, they all rejected Li Fan directly. This made Li Fan feel like he was too busy in the city and wanted to go back to the countryside.

Two days later, the 100 yuan in Li Fan's pocket was only ten yuan, and he could only eat instant noodles for a day.

Walking on the road, Li Fan felt a little weak. It had been almost ten days since he came out, but he ended up looking like a bird. He really felt a little bored in his heart, and of course he felt that he had failed too much.

Song Ruoyun didn't show up for the past two days, because the little girl found things in this world so interesting, she was worried that she couldn't help but want to buy things again, and Li Fan would lose face.

Walking on the road, Li Fan thought that even if he wanted to go back to the countryside now, it would be impossible, because he had no money in his pocket, and even going home to grow up would be a problem.

At this time, Li Fan saw that a company called Dingsheng Group was recruiting security guards, and he was a little excited, thinking whether to go for an interview.In case of an explosion of character, such things are actually possible.

When Li Fan came to the door of Dingsheng Group.I found that many people were interviewing security guards here, and suddenly I lost confidence. I thought that so many people were interviewing, how can I be so good.

Li Fan knew that veterans were given priority in many security positions, and he was not a veteran. Whether he had work experience or not, he had already given up hope.

But now that you're here, fill out a form.Isn't this a saying someone said, that if you try, you may not have results, but if you don't try, you will definitely have no results. Li Fan thinks this is the truth.

Looking at the resume, Li Fan rubbed his nose, and wrote a few words in the column of specialty, which is very good at typing.

Li Fan actually wanted to write about being good at catching ghosts and watching women take a bath.

But if it is written like this, it is estimated that it will be beaten to death.

After handing in his resume, Li Fan didn't think about it. He thought about whether he could go to the dock to find a job. He had enough strength to carry sandbags.

Dingsheng Group, Human Resources Department.

A personnel specialist looked at these resumes, and this one was in the selection process. This time, Dingsheng only recruited one security guard, but he didn't expect so many people to come for interviews. In total, more than 100 people participated in the registration.

Li Fan is also ignorant and fearless. If he knew Dingsheng's rigid conditions for recruiting security guards, he would never fill out the form.

The most difficult and basic condition for Dingsheng to recruit security guards is that they must be undergraduate graduates, and Li Fan directly failed to meet the standard for this alone.

But this guy just doesn't know, and as for other conditions, such as being proficient in multiple languages ​​and being able to drive, it's even more impossible.

In addition to these conditions, there are actually many more, such as veterans, not veterans first.

The reason why Dingsheng is so awesome is because Dingsheng pays very well. Basically, as long as you enter Dingsheng to work, you will not resign.

Take the position of security guard as an example, in fact, the general salary is between [-] and [-], but Dingsheng's salary can reach more than [-], so it is difficult for Dingsheng to get in, and it is not often recruited.

This time, the security guard will be recruited. It is because the previous security guard has something to do at home, and there is really no other way, so the security guard will be recruited.

The personnel specialist screened out those resumes one by one, and then crumpled up the unnecessary ones and threw them in the trash can.

"Junior high school culture, specialties are very good at playing, isn't this for funny comparison?"

When seeing Li Fan's resume, the personnel officer laughed directly. The cleaners in Dingsheng are all high school or college graduates, and none of them are junior high school students.

Just as he was about to crumple it into a ball and throw it into the wastebasket, a woman said.

"Boss Jiang is here."

When the personnel officer heard Mr. Jiang was coming, he immediately sat upright. This Mr. Jiang is the CEO of Dingsheng, and he often visits the HR department. The reason is very simple, the HR manager is her good sister.

A beautiful beauty walked in, and after the big guys greeted him one by one, Mr. Jiang came to the next door to the personnel commissioner, who was the personnel manager Chen Xiaoyu.

"Boss Jiang, are you here to inspect again?"

Chen Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"Fuck you, Xiao Yu, let's go to the movies after get off work."

President Jiang said with a smile.

Chen Xiaoyu twitched, looked at the beautiful Mr. Jiang in front of her and said.

"Sister, you don't want me to watch ghost movies with you again, do you? I didn't sleep well for several nights after watching last time."

Chen Xiaoyu said with a bitter face.

"Hey, Xiao Mian looks at you like that, don't worry, I'll cover you, sister, I've seen real ghosts before."

"Go, go, brag all day long, we have to get rid of superstitions, you know?"

Chen Xiaoyu asked with a smile while tilting her head.

"Yuchen, you won't fall in love with that virtual character, will you?"

Chen Xiaoyu and Jiang Yuchen are good sisters. When Jiang Yuchen came back from a trip last time, he often told him about the supernatural events he had seen. Among them, he often mentioned a young man, saying how powerful that young man was.

Chen Xiaoyu also treated him as a storyteller, and Jiang Yuchen directly dragged him to watch ghost movies, and explained to him that the ghosts in ghost movies were too fake.

"Nonsense, is it something illusory, what I'm talking about is true, okay?"

"Okay, it's true, sister, why don't you choose a security guard if you are so free, and Dingsheng put out a quota, but in less than half a day, more than 100 people came to sign up."

As Chen Xiaoyu said, she handed a thick stack of resumes to Jiang Yuchen from the personnel officer, and Jiang Yuchen took the resumes with a smile and said.

"President Chen ordered, and I will do so."

The relationship between Jiang Yuchen and Chen Xiaoyu is still very good, they are sisters, and the first one that comes into view when they pick up their resumes is actually a junior high school student, but the two words are written very nicely.

"Li Fan, why is this name so familiar?"

The woman muttered, then continued to look.

"Pfft"

When he saw that Li Fan's specialty was being able to type these few words, Jiang Yuchen couldn't help laughing, thinking that it must be that guy, but he didn't expect him to be in Hangzhou.

"Inform this person and ask him to come for an interview in the afternoon."

As Jiang Yuchen said, he handed Li Fan's information to the personnel specialist, and then ignored all the other materials.

"It's so fast, you won't chatter casually."

Chen Xiaoyu took the resume with a smile, then rolled her eyes frantically, and said to her sister, can you be more serious, this education has not even met the most basic requirements.

"Sister, are you being too casual, this junior high school student?"

"It's just a security guard, and it's not a technical talent. Is the purpose of our heyday to reduce talents in an eclectic manner?"

Jiang Yuchen said with a smirk.

"Uh, you're serious."

Chen Xiaoyu looked at Jiang Yuchen suspiciously, and then looked at the resume, thinking how could Yuchen choose this person without looking at anything else, there must be something tricky.

"He can play very well, what kind of specialty is this?"

Chen Xiaoyu was speechless, but seeing Jiang Yuchen's playful look, she was also curious.