Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

If I knew there was such a fun guy here, I would have brought Nezha here.

In the live broadcast room, the countless viewers who were watching were also laughed so hard by the dialogue between the two.

I thought the Demon King was scary, and made a fuss for a long time, but he is such a cute little lady!

"Ahem, the two of them are still children, please understand."

Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile in the live broadcast room.

Nezha and Honghaier were afraid of each other, they confronted each other for a long time, and finally turned their eyes to Xiaotiangou who was smiling happily.

"Look, look, the target of the two fell on Xiao Tiangou again, and a new round of dog abuse is about to begin."

"It's so powerful, it's so explosive, the red boy even aimed at Xiaotiangou's buttocks, haha, Xiaotiangou's face turned green."

"Oh my God, Nezha suddenly exploded. He sacrificed his magic weapon of fame, Hun Tian Ling. His target is not only Xiao Tian Quan, but he plans to play a two-on-one match."

"Xiaotiangou and Honghaier are now on the united front, and they attacked Nezha together."

The scene was very hot, and Zhang Xiaoshun's explanation in the live broadcast was explosive, and countless viewers enjoyed watching it.

Not only the scene of two people fighting with one dog, Zhang Xiaoshun's explanation also made many people laugh out loud.

Guan Jiangkou, Yang Jian, who was watching Dou Po not long ago, was attracted into the live broadcast room, the corner of his mouth curled slightly, a little speechless.

He didn't understand why Xiaotiangou, who was supposed to be with Yang Chan in the Dao Palace of Longevity, ran to Huoyun Cave and fought Nezha and a demon king.

But the two people and the dog didn't seem to be fighting for real, otherwise he would have killed to save his beloved dog long ago.

"Changsheng Daojun, what kind of person are you!"

Listening to Zhang Xiaoshun's explanation in the live broadcast that made people want to laugh, Yang Jian's eyes flickered and he murmured.

He thought before that since Zhang Xiaoshun was a disciple of a sage, he should be like his master Yuding Zhenren and other golden immortals who taught him, and he was a generation with high morals and aloofness.

But after getting in touch with Zhang Xiaoshun, he found that the other party's strength was not very strong, and he didn't have the arrogance of being a saint's disciple.

Now these funny explanations make people feel more approachable, unassuming, and easy to get along with.

In the treasure temple of Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, Tathagata's eyes are wide open.

Lying grass, live broadcast can be played like this, why didn't I know it before!

Before adding various new functions to mobile phones, Tathagata also studied it, but he gave up because he felt that it was not interesting.

It is only now that he realizes that there are many ways to do this, but he didn't know it before.

In this case, he can give lectures to all Buddhists in the Three Realms at the same time.

Then let Guanyin deliberately ask a few questions to mobilize the atmosphere, it will work perfectly!

Tathagata's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, as if discovering a whole new world.

This is because Zhang Xiaoshun didn't know Tathagata's thoughts, otherwise he would definitely be amazed.

Before others could react, Tathagata thought of bringing a "little secret" to the live broadcast. He is indeed a Buddhist boss.

On the Tianting side, the Jade Emperor was also watching Zhang Xiaoshun's live broadcast with his mobile phone.

"This kid is worthy of being a talent. It turns out that this is the real way to play the live broadcast."

The Jade Emperor suddenly realized that he decided to start the live broadcast after Zhang Xiaoshun closed the broadcast.

It would be wonderful to broadcast the life of him, the Lord of the Three Realms, every day, and to condolences to all beings of the Three Realms in the live broadcast.

It won't be long before all beings in the three realms will return to their hearts, and everyone will praise him as the Jade Emperor.

And because of the prequel of the Lotus Lantern, he felt it was even more necessary to show the world his heroic and mighty image.

In the sea of ​​chaos, Nuwa was stunned, can the mobile phone play like this? Is it the same mobile phone?

After watching Zhang Xiaoshun's live broadcast, Nuwa suddenly realized that she didn't seem to know much about this thing called a mobile phone in her hand!

Now she is holding a mobile phone, and her daily tasks are limited to reading novels and watching TV.

Occasionally play farm games, Fight the Landlord, and the rest of the functions are rarely used.

After a while, Xiaotiangou's live broadcast room was notified that it had been closed by the broadcaster.

Realizing that there are many practical functions in the mobile phone, Nu Wa studied carefully, and soon discovered functions such as taking pictures, Moments, and video chatting.

"It turned out to be so fun, click, take a picture, yeah, my lady is beautiful!"

"Here's another one, wow, my lady is so domineering, she deserves to be a female saint."

"Put on a pose, oh yeah, my lady is the number one beauty in the Three Realms, there is no doubt about it!"

The playful Nuwa ran around in chaos, leaving her figure in many places.

After half a day, Nuwa, who felt a little happy, returned to her Nuwa Palace, divided the photos into several batches, and started posting them in Moments one by one.

At a rate of almost one message per minute, Nuwa sent out hundreds of messages in a short period of time.

After posting, Nuwa quietly waited for everyone's likes and comments, looking forward to it in her heart.

On the side of Huoyun Cave in Kusongjian, Nezha, Honghaier, and Xiaotiangou fought for a long time, and no one could do anything to them.

Xiaotiangou has rough skin and thick flesh, Red Boy Samadhi is really domineering, and Nezha is powerful.

After turning off the live broadcast, Zhang Xiaoshun asked the three to cease fighting, and asked Xiaotiangou to give Honghaier a mobile phone.

"What is this?"

Hong Haier took the mobile phone handed over by Xiao Tiangou in a daze, his mind was full of fog.

Xiao Tiangou glanced at it contemptuously, and said, "You don't even know a mobile phone, you bumpkin, what are you doing in the mountains every day?"

"you……"

Honghaier was so angry that he gritted his teeth and was about to punch his nose with his fist clenched. Xiaotiangou ran away in fright.

Speechlessly glaring at Xiaotiangou, Nezha explained to Honghaier.

Under Nezha's demonstration, Honghaier quickly figured out what a mobile phone is.

When he found out that this thing called a mobile phone contained games, VV where he could chat with many people, and TV novels, Honghaier was extremely excited.

Just now he took a few glances at TV and novels, which were things he had never seen or seen before.

The farm and Landlord games also look very good, very novel.

"The meaning of Daojun is to let the three of us form a team and sell mobile phones to every demon clan."

Seeing that Honghaier understood almost everything, Nezha smiled and stated his purpose.

Hong Haier froze for a moment, then quickly shook his head: "Why are you selling such a good thing?"

"You don't understand this. Mobile phones can be produced all the time. Let's sell them and exchange them for various resources and treasures to become local tyrants!"

Xiaotiangou leaned over and looked at Honghai'er with disdain, completely forgetting the lesson just now.

But this time, Honghaier didn't care about Xiao Tiangou's eyes, full of doubts: "What is a local tyrant?"

"Local tyrants are rich people. For example, the flat peaches that ordinary people covet, local tyrants eat and throw away one by one. The local tyrants drink a glass of the fine nectar that ordinary people can't drink."

Listening to Xiaotiangou's explanation in a daze, Honghai'er drools.

The demon king who is still a ghost, quit, this king is going to be a local tyrant!

Chapter 242 Refining True Spirit Blood

The tempted Honghaier immediately decided to sell mobile phones with Nezha and Xiaotiangou.

As the target of the first stop, Hong Haier selected his subordinates.

"Little ones, come here to buy mobile phones, one for each of you. My Majesty has rewarded you with a lot of things in the past, and everyone is stingy."

Cheerful Nezha and Xiaotiangou counted the number of little demons, and asked Zhang Xiaoshun to call over his phone.

The two of them got together to discuss it together, after all, they were under Hong Hai'er, so it wasn't too dark.

After all the little demons got a mobile phone, Hong Haier called the Six Health Generals under him.

"You guys know where my father lives. Go back and send a message asking him to send someone to guard the drill mountain. I'm going to sell mobile phones."

The six of them looked at each other, seeing that Hong Hai'er seemed to have really made up his mind, they had no choice but to leave the cave and head all the way to Cuiyun Mountain.

Red Boy tidied up, and immediately left Kusongjian with Nezha and Xiaotiangou.

The three of them wandered in the mountains for a while, and found out all the lands of the mountain gods in the whole mountain.

"Lying grass, red boy, what are you doing, why are they dressed like this?"

Seeing the thirty mountain gods and thirty lands found by Honghaier, the corners of Xiaotiangou's mouth twitched wildly.

I saw that all the mountain gods were dressed in tatters, and everyone's clothes were intact.

"Dead dog, give me a nickname again, and fight you desperately."

The red boy was furious, the devil's red boy, it's really ugly.

Nezha next to him had black lines all over his head, and slapped Xiaotiangou on the head, so this dead dog can't stop.

All the mountain gods knelt down on the ground, trembling, and looked at the red boy in horror: "My lord, what do you want from us?"

"Am I that scary? I'm here to sell your mobile phones and hand over your treasures."

Angrily glaring at the land of the mountain gods, the red boy snorted.

Hearing this, the faces of the mountain gods and land changed drastically, yes, this one also came to toss them again.

If you want to rob, just say clearly, what kind of mobile phone is that ghost, what is that thing.

"My lord, we really have no treasures, and the poor can't even afford to wear trousers."

"Yes, my lord, if there is, we must have provided it to you, old man."

"Leave us alone, Your Majesty, you see we are all in such misery."

All the mountain gods wailed and shouted loudly one by one.

There are a few who are exaggerated, with snot and tears, not to mention how miserable they are.

Hong Hai'er curled her lips: "Don't pretend to me, don't think I don't know what you're hiding, I just don't want to push you to that point."

"I really brought you something good this time, so I'll show it to you."

Taking out his newly acquired mobile phone, Honghaier showed it off in style.

After reading it, all the land of the mountain gods were shocked, good stuff!

"I bought it, a Mother Earth Stone!"

After the good boy had finished showing it, one of the landmen gritted his teeth, picked a few times under his armpit, and picked out a bright yellow stone.

The Xiaotiangou and Nezha next to him looked ashamed, Honghaier, this melon boy, how did he toss these mountain god lands before.

After receiving the Mother Earth Stone, Nezha looked at Nezha and Xiaotiangou, with a hint of inquiry flashing in his eyes.

Nezha nodded, the value of this mother earth stone is not low, and it is no problem to change mobile phones.

A mobile phone appeared in his hand, and Nezha threw it to the land.

The land happily took it, turned it on immediately, bound the phone to him, and couldn't wait to experiment.

The rest of the mountain gods looked eagerly, one by one scrambling to take out the treasures they had hidden.

Everyone's hiding place is very secret, and it is impossible for normal people to think of it.

Hong Haier cheerfully accepted the things and asked Nezha to bring the phone.

With the leader of the land before, the value of what everyone gave was about the same as that of the Mother Earth.

The mobile phone was sold, and the three of them sent the things to Zhang Xiaoshun in the form of red envelopes, and kept their share.

Looking at the things in his hand that had shrunk a lot in an instant, Xiaotiangou suddenly said: "How about we keep some of it from the reporter?"

Hong Haier was slightly stunned, his eyes lit up, this idea is not bad!

Glaring at the two of them angrily, Nezha was speechless: "Do you still want to do it? The Taoist Lord chose us because he believed in us."

"The mobile phone was originally developed by Daojun, and the [-]% commission is already quite a lot. Just look at how much we can sell now, and we get so many good things."