Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

On the one hand, toads eat swans, what kind of punishment, are you talking about that stupid Li Bai?

Before Liu Yanchang could figure out why, Yang Jian dragged him all the way down Mount Hua.

Yang Chan took Li Bai and hurriedly followed.

Because Liu Yanchang and Li Bai are mortals, the brothers and sisters of the Yang family cannot ride the clouds and use the method of shrinking the land.

However, this speed is not too slow, with the wind whistling in my ears, I don't know how far I go with one step.

After a while, Yang Jian took Liu Yanchang and ran out of a city near the foot of Mount Hua.

"I'm really sorry for making everyone wait a little longer. I'll punish this shameless guy right now."

The corners of his mouth showed a hint of evil charm, Yang Jian led Liu Yanchang to turn left and right all the way, and finally came to a huge communal latrine in the city.

"It stinks, second brother, what are you doing here?"

Accidentally took a sip, Yang Chan hurriedly used her strength to protect herself, and by the way, she also protected Li Bai next to her.

In an instant, Li Bai was so excited that he couldn't control himself. In the mind of San Shengmu, it really belonged to him.

"Of course it is to punish this shameless and despicable person."

Yang Jian said, and in Liu Yanchang's frightened eyes, he suddenly threw him into the latrine.

Dumbfounded, Liu Yanchang suddenly yelled.

"Pfft!"

Without anyone making a move, Liu Yanchang, a mortal, naturally couldn't escape, and fell in without a doubt.

But at this moment, the light on his body lit up, and the excrement around him was discharged, which was exactly what Yang Jian did before.

These rays of light turned into runes, sealing all directions, making it impossible for Liu Yanchang to be rescued.

After flashing for a moment, these runes faded away, as if they hadn't appeared.

And Liu Yanchang did not enter the deepest part of the latrine.

"Sky eyes, open."

Yang Jian growled lowly, eyes between eyebrows and sky emerged, piercing through the dirty feces, presenting everything to everyone in the live broadcast room.

Liu Yanchang who fell into the latrine was not drowned, a faint light flashed on his face, protecting his mouth and nose.

It's just that everyone soon discovered that these rays of light were not just for protection, they would suck feces from all directions and forcefully feed them to Liu Yanchang.

Although it was somewhat blocked by the light, everyone could clearly see Liu Yanchang's pale face.

After letting everyone watch it for a while, Yang Jian closed his eyes just now.

"Are you satisfied with my punishment for him?"

In the live broadcast room, the terrified crowd flattered one after another, Zhenjun is really ruthless!

Many people secretly decided that they must enshrine one more statue of the True Monarch when they go back, and they must not make the True Monarch dissatisfied.

Chapter 348

In the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

He no longer knows how to express his feelings, Yang Jian is really ruthless!

Wanting to see Liu Yanchang in the cesspit he saw just now, he could feel a strong smell through the screen.

"Today's live broadcast ends here, and I will broadcast it to everyone in the future."

After saying that, Yang Jian hung up the live broadcast.

What he doesn't know is that because he towns Liu Yanchang here, it will make this place a famous scenic spot in the future.

Many people traveled thousands of miles and came from various places to come here for the convenience, just to add material to Liu Yanchang below.

Li Bai was almost frightened stupid by Yang Jian's doing this. Is Zhenjun so scary?

Carefully looking at Yang Chan next to him, Li Bai swore to himself that he must get along with each other sincerely in the future and never make San Shengmu unhappy.

Otherwise, if Zhenjun finds out, let him do the same thing. After thinking about it, Li Bai couldn't help but shudder, that would still kill him.

He had just heard that he could not die from starvation and live on forever.

In other words, Liu Yanchang is likely to live in that latrine for thousands of years, or even longer.

"Let's go!"

After taking a deep look at Li Bai, Yang Jian led the two of them all the way to the Dao Palace of Longevity.

Now that Liu Yanchang has been resolved, apart from the worry in his heart, this boy named Li Bai cannot be ignored.

Before he became a fairy, he must not be allowed to be with his sister.

Changsheng Taoist Palace, seeing that Yang Jian shut down Zhang Xiaoshun, who was live broadcasting, ran to find Chang'e.

"Sister, what do you want to make a fuss about, go back to your Guanghan Palace!"

Zhang Xiaoshun looked like he was about to cry, he didn't seem to be playing around like that.

How should I explain to the Jade Emperor, so that the Jade Emperor does not blame Chang'e, saying that he was robbed?

"Haven't you heard that it's easy to ask God to send God away!"

There was a mischievous smile on the corner of her mouth, and Chang'e couldn't help but laugh.

Zhang Xiaoshun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't invite you, you came here yourself, okay?"

"It's already here, and you still have to force us to leave. Believe it or not, this fairy posted a circle of friends, saying that you molested me."

As she said that, Chang'e pulled down her clothes, revealing a section of snowy and fragrant shoulders.

The bewildered Zhang Xiaoshun almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, are you sure you are Chang'e, not some fake fairy?

Turning around, Zhang Xiaoshun slipped out of the room as if fleeing. If someone saw this, he couldn't explain it clearly.

Especially when Huang'er saw that he was likely to be beaten up by the Queen Mother again.

Because now there is the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda, as well as the mysterious Awakening of Insects transformation technique, Huang'er has nothing to do with him.

But the queen mother is different. This is the quasi-sage, who can forcibly knock down the Xuanhuang Linglong pagoda of heaven and earth.

Of course, this is because Zhang Xiaoshun's strength is too low. If he is Taiyi or even Daluo, the Queen Mother will never want to beat him easily.

The prestige of the prehistoric number one defensive treasure is not in vain.

Holding the mobile phone, the distressed Zhang Xiaoshun made a video call to Jade Emperor.

"Boy, what are you doing, miss me?"

At the other end of the video, Jade Emperor's unserious voice sounded.

Zhang Xiaoshun said angrily: "Get out, I called Chang'e to my Dao Palace, if you can't find anyone, you don't need to look for them."

"Huh? Boy, you are very good. You dare to abduct the gods of heaven without my consent. Is this the tone?"

The Jade Emperor is a little upset, I also want to save face.

"Anyway, I've brought him down, so what do you think!"

Not intimidated by the Jade Emperor, Zhang Xiaoshun curled his lips and said.

The Jade Emperor snorted lightly, and the Jade Emperor laughed: "What do you say, you can abduct it as you please, but it's Chang'e who abducted, boy, do you have any bad intentions?"

"I tell you, Chang'e is a married man, and you are now my son-in-law. If you dare to bully my daughter, I will go find you with the Queen Mother."

The expression on his face froze, Zhang Xiaoshun said: "You old man, what are you thinking, do you think I might have something to do with Chang'e?"

"That's not necessarily true. You're still young, so you can easily lose control of yourself." The Jade Emperor retorted triumphantly.

Zhang Xiaoshun was speechless, knowing that talking with this guy would be fruitless.

But the news had already been conveyed, and he didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, so he hung up the video with a snap.

The Jade Emperor in the Yaochi has black lines all over his head, this bastard, he hangs up as soon as he says it, don't you know how to respect me?

"Queen Mother, what do you think about this matter, do you want to take care of it?"

After hanging up the video, the Jade Emperor asked the Queen Mother beside him.

The Queen Mother's eyes were calm, and she asked back: "What do you do, bring it up by force? Buddhism has not been tossed enough, and Tianting wants to follow suit?"

"Uh, forget it. I don't know why Chang'e is crazy. There is such a big age difference between the two of them." Jade Emperor shook his head and laughed.

"They're all gods. No matter how old they are, even our Huang'er is much older than that kid. I've seen that kid's bones, and he's only in his 20s."

Shaking her head, the Queen Mother's eyes flashed a little puzzled, what is the origin of this kid!

Ordinary mortal?No way.

It's mobile phone video games and the like, and now you are still tossing out a fairy car, and you can be accepted as a disciple by a sage with a book, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the ability of ordinary people.

Unable to figure out these messy things, the Queen Mother stopped thinking about it.

Sooner or later, the mystery of this will come to the fore.

In the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun, who put away his mobile phone, began to stroll around.

Everyone in the Dao Palace is busy with their own business, and everyone has their own business.

After a while, Zhang Xiaoshun found Dong Yong.

At this time, this guy was surrounded by black and purple aura, and he was practicing.

Zhang Xiaoshun obeyed the world of Buddhism and Taoism, and asked him the cultivation method of King Pan.

"There is a Panwang Dong Yong in the world of Buddhism and Taoism, and there is also one in Journey to the West. What is the relationship between them?"

Frowning and thinking, Zhang Xiaoshun was a little confused.

The people in those worlds in his body are all real and can be brought out from the world in his body.

Dong Yong's cultivation did not encounter any problems. On the contrary, this guy's cultivation went smoothly, and the speed was far beyond ordinary people's comparability.

It seems that King Pan's cultivation method is specially prepared for him.

If it is said that there is no relationship between the two, even if Zhang Xiaoshun was killed, he would not believe it.

Although he has only practiced for a short period of time, Dong Yong at this time has already cultivated to the point where he can recover his spirit by practicing Qi.

At this speed, it may not take long to become a fairy.

Daxia Liu is in the room next to Dong Yong. This guy has taken too many pills and hasn't completely refined them yet.

After watching for a while, Xiao Zhang left by the way, returned to his room, and started the daily compulsory homework.

The next day, when Zhang Xiaoshun woke up, Xiaoqing came to tell him that the brothers and sisters Yang Jian had come.

"Oh, the action is quite fast."

Eyes brightened slightly, Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly walked out, Li Bai must have been brought, and now he wanted to beat this guy up.

It's so hard to die, what Chang'e is written in the poem has brought trouble to the Daoist Lord.

It's okay if you stay for a few days, but if you stay for a long time, Zhang Xiaoshun can predict all kinds of troubles, and there will definitely be waves one after another.

What he dislikes the most is trouble, trouble.

After going out of his own room, in the living room in the distance, he saw the brothers and sisters of the Yang family and Li Bai.

Besides them, Huang'er and others were also chatting with them here.

Chapter 349 Li Bai's Cultivation Method

"Li Bai, hehehehe!"

As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes fell on the only person he had never seen with his own eyes.

Compared with what he saw in the video, Li Bai is more handsome. He is obviously an ordinary person, but he has a unique temperament.