Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

After being stunned for a while, Zhang Xiaoshun laughed: "What kind of punishment is this, Yang Jian's family is so good, maybe they still want to be free by themselves!"

"This is the end of the matter, Yuelao, don't talk too much. I will think about how to do it. Anyway, I won't let someone green me."

Speaking of this, Yuelao smiled wryly and didn't say much, even if Zhang Xiaoshun wanted to do it, he couldn't stop him.

At this time, Fan Lihua next to him suddenly said: "Old Yue, check me quickly, if I have any relationship with that Xue Dingshan, I will let him be a eunuch now."

"Ahem, Lihua, don't be so cruel, there are many solutions."

With a light cough, Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly persuaded him, and after hearing this, he felt a chill in his lower body inexplicably.

Fan Lihua, a girl who listened to him very much, was so decisive, I really didn't see it.

Chapter 406 The Arrival of the Bull Demon King's Family

Yue Lao helped Fan Lihua do some research, and it turned out that Fan Lihua and Xue Dingshan were indeed married.

Fan Lihua, who was still a little skeptical at first, had an unhappy expression on her face.

"No matter what the price is, we must cut off contact with him."

Fan Lihua pursed her lips and said angrily.

Zhang Xiaoshun nodded hurriedly: "That must be, we will go to him in a while and see how to deal with it."

Old Yue next to him was suffering from a headache, and he was not listening to what he said just now. If this was really done, he was not sure what would happen after all.

Yang Jian's marriage was cut off. If the Taoist king did it, he didn't know what punishment would happen, and it was different for everyone.

Yuelao, who had a headache, didn't persuade Zhang Xiaoshun anymore, and asked him how he knew that Zi'er and Dong Yong had a marriage contract.

It didn't even appear on the marriage book, but Taoist Lord was able to foretell. Yuelao was very curious.

Naturally, it was impossible for Zhang Xiaoshun to say that he was a time traveler, and pushed everything to the mysterious wordless book.

"Sister Nuwa told me that the green lotus plant is a chaotic green lotus from the beginning of chaos when the heavens and the earth were not divided. The Wordless Heavenly Book flew out of it, and it has all kinds of incredible effects."

Yuelao was dumbfounded by Zhang Xiaoshun, the wordless scripture that fell off the chaotic green lotus?

After pondering for a long time, Yuelao smiled wryly: "The Taoist Lord has a profound fortune, and this old man admires him."

"Haha, so-so, not too good."

Zhang Xiaoshun smiled and played sloppy eyes, what kind of fate, can I say that this Taoist is just making up.

After talking nonsense for a while and clearing up the doubts in his heart, Yuelao planned to leave.

Of course, Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't let him run away, and took him to the city that never sleeps.

Hot pot, barbecue, fruit juice, plus massage, foot bath, bath, etc., after a set, Yuelao was reluctant to leave and insisted on arguing to stay for a few more days.

Leaving Yue Lao alone, Zhang Xiaoshun returned to the Dao Palace.

When it was getting dark, a group of monsters sent by the Bull Demon King came outside the Dao Palace.

The Bull Demon King also came along, along with Red Boy, Princess Iron Fan, and Jade-faced Fox.

Patriarch Minghe didn't come, presumably he ran back to his sea of ​​blood.

"Don't worry, it's getting dark soon, let's watch TV first."

As soon as the Bull Demon King came, he asked Zhang Xiaoshun to give him advice, but was interrupted by Zhang Xiaoshun with a smile.

After being stunned for a while, the Bull Demon King had no objection, even if he had an opinion, it was useless.

A group of people flew to the top of the Taoist Palace, sat there and waited for a while, then Xiaoqing flew to the sky above Chang'an City.

Familiar music, familiar titles, pictures flashed in the air one by one.

Princess Yumian's eyes were flickering, and she said softly, "Brother Niu, does Jilei Mountain also broadcast TV like this? Tell Daojun about it."

"It's also released on Cuiyun Mountain, why should it be released on your Thunder Mountain." Princess Iron Fan argued dissatisfied.

Without waiting for the Bull Demon King to speak, Zhang Xiaoshun smiled and said: "This is fine, actually I have considered it before."

"However, the photo stone cannot be given to you for free. There is a fee, and you can get it back by watching tickets."

The words are so simple and easy to understand, everyone will naturally understand quickly.

The Bull Demon King excitedly said, "What price is Daoist planning to offer?"

"I'm not cheating on you. The ones sold to Tathagata are all 30 Yuan Taiyi ancient Buddha relics. Your monster clan is not as rich as Buddhism. Twenty treasures worth the value of Taiyi realm!"

Zhang Xiaoshun replied casually, he is definitely worth the price of conscience.

It's just that the Bull Demon King is a little poor, so he hesitated.

At this time, the red boy rushed to say: "I bought it, and the tickets collected will be mine. Lao Niu, you don't have the spirit of a demon king at all. How can the Taoist Lord let us lose money?"

"Fuck you, isn't it just twenty treasures worth the value of the Taiyi realm? I can afford an old cow."

Staring at Honghaier angrily, the Bull Demon King almost slapped him.

This son of a bitch in my own family has trouble with him everywhere, and if he earns some money, he will be defiant.

"Hey, red boy, let your father come, you and Xiao Tiangou and the others, go honestly and sell fairy cars and mobile phones to me."

"By the way, did you ask your grandfather to borrow it from his subordinates? Don't be robbed then."

Zhang Xiaoshun coughed lightly, interrupting the rambunctious Honghaier.

With so many monsters, collecting tickets is not a small project, it requires manpower, and the Bull Demon King is more suitable than Red Boy.

What's more, if Honghaier is not present, sending someone is easy to cause trouble.

"Say it, grandpa said to make a video call at that time, and he will send someone to follow."

Hong Haier didn't insist on grabbing the TV show and collecting tickets, and replied.

Zhang Xiaoshun nodded, took out the photo stone on the spot, made a copy and threw it to the Bull Demon King.

He has a backup of every TV picture stone here.

Now that the discussion had been made, the Bull Demon King didn't hesitate, and took out a bunch of things and gave them to Zhang Xiaoshun.

Seeing that the value was about the same, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't look at it carefully, and put it away with a smile.

In the air, after the opening song, the TV officially started, and the fifth episode was broadcast.

The main reason is that the toad spirit Wang Daoling, who was caught by evil, asked Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen for revenge, but he couldn't beat him, so he asked the ancestor Xuantian in the sky to ask for the magic talisman to subdue the demon.

Xu Xian went to Lu Dongbin's temple to offer incense, but was fooled by Wang Daoling, and took the three magic talismans home, which aroused catastrophe for Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

Fortunately, Zhao Gongming, who went down to earth, listened to Bai Suzhen's explanation, but did not make a move and let her go.

After the fifth episode, the sixth episode begins.

This episode is mainly about Bai Suzhen going to the Guanyin Temple to ask for a child, seeing the toad king Daoling cheating people, and having a conflict with her again.

Of course, it is impossible for Zhang Xiaoshun to let the Guanyin Temple appear, and directly replaced it with the Temple of the Holy Mother, or the Temple of the Holy Mother of Guiling that appeared in the first episode.

In Daleiyin Temple, Tathagata suffers from a toothache, there is Guanyin who sends the child, but where is the Holy Mother who sends the child? This kid really knows how to make up.

Even if you have conflicts with Guanyin, there is no need to erase the merits of Guanyin!

Tathagata smiled wryly, not knowing what to say.

Everyone in the Buddhist sect who watched TV also had strange expressions on their faces.

Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor laughed, this kid really holds a grudge, I don't know what Guanyin will think when he sees it.

The TV continued until the end, when the headhunter came to buy realgar, and told Xu Xian that the Dragon Boat Festival was approaching, and realgar should be added to the wine, which can detoxify and ward off evil spirits.

The screen stopped abruptly at this point, and the ending song started.

Undoubtedly, after this episode, there will be another wonderful plot. Bai Suzhen, who drank realgar wine, shows up in her original form, frightens Xu Xian to death, and goes to steal celestial grass to save people.

Listening to the moving ending song, the jade-faced fox leaned on the shoulder of the Bull Demon King, feeling very happy.

Princess Iron Fan, whose face was extremely dark, went straight over and tore the jade-faced fox away.

"Damn vixen, what are you doing, you don't feel ashamed."

"He likes Brother Niu. This is called revealing his true feelings. Why is it so embarrassing? You are so fierce, no wonder Brother Niu doesn't like you."

Looking at the Iron Fan Princess, the jade-faced fox is delicate and authentic.

Princess Iron Fan, who was in a bad mood, almost died of anger, and immediately wanted to do it.

Zhang Xiaoshun had a headache: "Your family's affairs, can you stop making trouble in my Dao Palace, go for a walk, and go to the city that never sleeps."

Chapter 407 Invite Everyone

A group of people left the Taoist palace and went to the city that never sleeps.

Zhang Xiaoshun first took Bull Demon King and others to stroll around the barbecue stalls in the city.

The Bull Demon King has been here before, and he also ate barbecue. Seeing all kinds of roasted golden things and smelling the rich aroma made his mouth water.

Not to mention the other monsters, they all looked at it eagerly, wishing they could taste it.

Zhang Xiaoshun led the crowd over, and the little demon selling barbecue saw that it was Zhang Xiaoshun, so he hurriedly fetched a bunch of freshly baked goods and handed them over.

"Everyone in line, wait a moment, I will let you re-roast later, the order you ordered just now will be delivered for free."

Looking at the long queue that was photographed, Zhang Xiaoshun yelled apologetically.

His move, after all, is suspected of jumping the queue, and it is inevitable that some people will be dissatisfied.

After hearing about the free delivery, everyone cheered excitedly, and Zhang Xiaoshun didn't care about taking the barbecue first.

Without saying anything, Zhang Xiaoshun gave the barbecue to the Bull Demon King, and asked him to give the monsters he brought him a taste first.

The eyes of all the monsters who had tasted it suddenly showed surprise. It turns out that there are such delicious things in the world.

"Don't just eat it, watch how he bakes it, you have to do it yourself in the future."

Zhang Xiaoshun looked at the expressions of the monsters with satisfaction, and said loudly.

Hearing this, the important one hurried over and watched it carefully. During the process, Zhang Xiaoshun asked the peddler to explain all the seasonings to the demons.

When the demons were studying, Zhang Xiaoshun took the opportunity to advertise to everyone in line.

"Everyone who likes barbecue, in a few days, we will have a high-end barbecue in the city that never sleeps."

"At that time, the ingredients will no longer be ordinary ingredients, but will be provided by various Jinxians and even Taiyi's monster clan. The taste will definitely be countless times better."

"Our high-end barbecue stall is called Niu Niu BBQ. There will be a lot of them. If you have the financial resources, don't forget to come and taste it."

Everyone who was stunned for a moment suddenly became excited. The ingredients of Jinxian and Taiyi levels, oh my god, ordinary barbecue is so delicious, how delicious is that.

Looking at the expressions of everyone satisfied, Zhang Xiaoshun called the demons away when he saw that it was almost done.

Then there was the issue of site selection. After walking around the city that never sleeps, Zhang Xiaoshun first gave Niu Demon King ten stores.

Different from ordinary barbecues, high-end barbecues must have high-end appearance, and the storefront is the basic configuration.

After finding Hei Xiong, Zhang Xiaoshun asked him to help with the decoration, and at the same time made many suggestions.

The experienced black bear expressed his understanding and immediately sent someone to make arrangements.

Hei Xiong is mainly responsible for the decoration in the city, and he has now become the captain of the city's security brigade and the head of construction.

"The renovation will take some time. During this period, you should go shopping in the city first. If you need anything, just go to Hei Xiong and Huang Feng. They will arrange everything for you."

After shopping around, Zhang Xiao took his leave and left. Before he left, Honghaier threw him a large piece of meat.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was stunned for a moment, immediately realized what it was, and put it away.

The corner of the mouth of the bull demon king next to him twitched slightly, can you stop in front of me, the old cow?

Wanting to see his meat being eaten soon, the Bull Demon King was heartbroken for a while.

"Daojun Daojun, we have something to do with you."

Nezha and Xiaotiangou chased after him, and they gathered the meat of monsters, which is a rare food.