Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

Time passed bit by bit, and the TV finished an episode.

All over the Three Realms, people who watched TV were discussing the plot on TV, and some people were curiously speculating about the movie that will be broadcast after the TV broadcast.

The second episode of TV, adhering to the style of the previous episode, all kinds of abuse, made everyone want to kill Fa Hai.

When the last two TV episodes were finished, there were voices scolding Buddhism and Fahai in many places in the Three Realms.

At Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, Tathagata let out a long breath and finally finished playing.

Originally, he discussed with Guanyin and asked Bai Suzhen to clarify after the two TV episodes, but now that Zhang Xiaoshun wants to show the movie, he can only postpone it until tomorrow night.

"The film he made is called a movie. What could it be? Is it related to my Buddhism?"

Tathagata's eyes flickered slightly, and he frowned in thought. Because he was busy with Xue Dingshan's affairs, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't make a video to advertise, but just sent a text message, telling everyone that a movie would be released.

Not to mention the story of the characters in the movie, no one even knows their names.

Chapter 437 Movie Opening

Before broadcasting points in various parts of the Three Realms, everyone who watched the TV did not leave.

After discussing for a while, many people gradually shifted to the discussion of the new movie. Many people were curious about what will be played this time.

In Tianting, many people are pestering the gods who went to film the movie, wanting to know what the story is from their mouths.

It's just that everyone didn't say it, it's going to be played soon, it's so boring to say it.

Everyone debated for a while, but here Zhang Xiaoshun had negotiated the price with Tathagata, and sent him the photo stone.

During the process, Tathagata often complained about the New White Snake TV, but Zhang Xiaoshun countered all of them outrightly.

In addition to Heaven, Buddhism, Hell, and the newly cooperated Bull Demon King, Zhang Xiaoshun also sold him a share.

Everything was ready, Zhang Xiaoshun gave the order to start the screening, and the play button was pressed almost at the same time in all parts of the Three Realms.

At the beginning of the screen, there is no familiar title, and it is directly on an endless desert.

Tang Sanzang sits cross-legged on the ground, Sun Wukong is next to him, and in the sky opposite them, Avalokitesvara stands in the air holding a jade bottle.

"Sun Wukong, you bastard, you promised Tathagata Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the Western Scriptures, but you actually collude with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?"

Guanyin looked at Monkey King coldly in the air, counting Sun Wukong's crimes.

The opening remark of this appearance made Tathagata's face darken immediately, and it's my Buddhism again, boy, can't you calm down a little bit?

I don't seem to care much about you in my Buddhist school, isn't it because I didn't borrow Bai Suzhen, so I need to do it again and again?

Even if it's to avenge Guanyin's door-to-door fight, the TV is enough, right?

"Stop rambling, you chased me for three days and three nights, I won't kill you because you are a woman, don't think I'm afraid of you."

"Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"

"be quiet."

"You're scaring me again."

The next dialogue between Tang Sanzang and Monkey King almost made Tathagata so angry that he almost fell off the lotus platform.

This guy is Tang Sanzang, he called Guanyin his sister?And what's the matter with his tone, why does it sound like a baby?

Tathagata now has the urge to rush to the Dao Palace, hold Zhang Xiaoshun down and rub him for a while.

This time it was a live broadcast in the whole three realms. I don't know how many gods, mortals and ghosts saw it. If it spread, his Buddhism would lose face.

Everyone knows that his Buddhist sutra learning team is like this, wouldn't everyone die laughing?

If this was just to make Tathagata angry, Tang Sanzang's performance later on almost made Tathagata blow up on the spot.

This monk is too good at talking, so long-winded, hit the children, hit the flowers and plants?

What else do you really want, what do you not want, how do you know what you want, etc., I can't help but get angry, my mind is full of these few words.

Seeing Tathagata with a strange expression, all the bodhisattvas and arhats around were quiet, not daring to provoke Tathagata.

In fact, regardless of his identity, this Tang Sanzang is actually quite funny.

Compared with Buddhism, in other places, people can't help but laugh out loud. Tang Sanzang like this is too funny, so you can say that.

After seeing the unbearable Monkey King knocking down Tang Sanzang with a punch later, everyone laughed heartily, not to mention Monkey King, if they were in that position, they would have to beat Tang Sanzang hard.

On the way west, Tang Sanzang's face was extremely black, slander, slander, how can a poor monk say that.

"Master, do you want to learn, old pig, I think it's very interesting."

Zhu Bajie laughed out loud and encouraged him beside him.

Annoyed, Tang Sanzang grabbed a stone and threw it over, scaring Zhu Bajie so much that he didn't dare to talk nonsense again.

In Tianting, the Jade Emperor said happily: "How did this kid come up with such a classic dialogue? He is really talented."

I think it must be very depressing to come to see the Tathagata. In their view, it is fun, but in the eyes of the Buddhist group, it must be discrediting.

After hearing Sun Wukong's description later, many people smiled knowingly, thinking that the description was very vivid.

Then Avalokitesvara and Sun Wukong fought, and Avalokitesvara wanted to kill Monkey King, saying that if he didn't kill Monkey King, he couldn't explain to the Jade Emperor.

"Hahaha, you are right, Guanyin has to explain to me."

Listening to the conversation on TV, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed. I am the master of the Three Realms, and Buddhism is also mine. They have to listen to me when they do things.

Compared to the Jade Emperor, Tathagata is gnashing his teeth in anger, this kid, doesn't it mean that he treats my Buddhist sect as a subordinate of the Heavenly Court, which is unreasonable.

Tang Sanzang said that Sun Wukong, an apprentice, was at fault, and he was also guilty, so he chose to kill himself and redeem Sun Wukong's life.

Only then did the name of the movie pop up on the screen, A Tale of Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box.

After a brief blackout, the picture resurfaced, still showing the endless desert.

To everyone's surprise, what appeared was not Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice, but a group of robbers.

Everyone was a little confused, why didn't they play Tang Sanzang, master and apprentice, and they played this.

With curiosity, everyone watched it. After watching for a while, they gradually found that it was not bad, and they were addicted to it one by one.

After a series of nonsensical and funny plots, everyone discovered that the bandit boss seemed to be the reincarnated Monkey King.

Looking at the plot of Douchun and Thirteen Niangs, the corners of Monkey King's mouth twitched.

That kid, is my grandson after reincarnation?Why don't you be so funny, so weak, and smash your own teeth with stones in order to survive, tsk tsk.

Seeing Supreme Treasure on fire at the back, when someone stomped on his crotch, Monkey King almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

Daojun, my old grandson's first life's fame will be ruined by you!

Monkey King's mouth twitched, wanting to cry.

But many people in the Three Realms couldn't help laughing. The movie Daojun made this time is so funny.

It seems that this kind of movie should mainly make everyone laugh, and many people in the Three Realms thought so.

The movie continued to play, Bai Jingjing appeared, and both Chun Shisanniang and Chun Shisan Niang appeared in their original forms. They wanted to fight, but they were smashed by the second master and failed.

But everyone didn't expect that the two of them are monsters, watching them tormenting the second master, they really want to laugh.

Daleiyin Temple, Tathagata frowned, Bai Jingjing?

Coupled with Bai Jingjing's appearance, Tathagata has vaguely guessed something, could it be the goblin in the Bone Cave, a difficulty on his westward journey to Buddhism?

While Tathagata was thinking about it, the movie continued to play, and later Bai Jingjing talked with Monkey King, and everyone vaguely guessed what it was.

Seeing Bai Jingjing's memories later, many people were shocked to find that Bai Jingjing actually said that Monkey King agreed to marry her.

In front of each broadcast point in the Three Realms, many people were shocked and quieted down.

On the way to the west, Monkey King was stunned. He and the banshee, and this kind of story, is it true or not?

Tang Sanzang and the others looked blankly at Monkey King. Did the Taoist make it up, or did the monkey really have this kind of thing back then?

Chapter 438 Tathagata Going Crazy

All over the Three Realms, everyone was watching the movie with great interest.

Among other things, after watching so many episodes now, they all enjoyed watching it very happily and found it very enjoyable.

"It always feels like a tragedy, Monkey King and that banshee, what will happen next?"

There are also some more sensitive people who faintly feel something.

Not long after, Patriarch Bodhi jumped out. Seeing Patriarch Bodhi being beaten so badly by Monkey King's reincarnated Supreme Treasure, many people burst into laughter when he even said that he was a grape.

On the roof of a house in the city that never sleeps, the corners of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit twitched slightly, the little junior was floating, and began to arrange the saint.

And making up Bodhi so miserable, Zhunti will not die of anger if she finds out!

However, many people in the Three Realms don't know that Patriarch Bodhi is Zhunti's clone.

The following plot, unfolded in front of everyone bit by bit, gradually revealed the relationship between Monkey King and Bai Jingjing.

Later, the Bull Demon King appeared on the stage, and Bai Jingjing revealed that she was the Bone Demon.

"Sure enough, it's the monster in the Bone Cave. What does that kid want to do when he's playing this kind of movie?"

Daleiyin Temple, the Tathagata's face is very ugly, his eyes show thinking, according to the past practice, it is not a good thing!

Could it be that kid who wants to use some means to snatch merit.

But the merit of this hardship, they were originally prepared for Monkey King.

After thinking about it for a while, Tathagata decided not to worry about it. The boy and the monkey have a good relationship. If there is a rift due to merit, it would be great.

Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisanniang, who were defeated by the Bull Demon King, hid in Pansi Cave with Zhizunbao and Erdangjia.

Chun Shisanniang talks with Bai Jingjing, and gradually tells the story between Monkey King and Bai Jingjing.

At this time, the movie really came to the most exciting part.

Watching and watching, everyone's expressions gradually changed, and most of them noticed that the ending of the story might be different from what they imagined.

After a series of plots, it gradually came to the end, and Bai Jingjing, who had a misunderstanding, committed suicide.

In order to save her, Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box to travel to save people again and again, time and time again, tirelessly.

Seeing this, many emotional fairies gradually shed tears of emotion.

It turns out that there is such a poignant story between Monkey King and the banshee!

Finally rescued Bai Jingjing's Supreme Treasure and the others, but still failed to escape the catastrophe, the Bull Demon King wanted to kill them.

When the dragon-breaking stone in Pansi Cave was closed, Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisanniang, who had put everything together, kicked Zhizunbao, Erdangjia and the child out of Pansi Cave.

They planned to fight to the death with the Bull Demon King in the cave.

The Supreme Treasure, who was planning to save people, traveled back to 500 years ago when he traveled again.

After reading this passage, Tang Sanzang folded his palms together and said, "Amitabha, this is a tragic story. I never imagined that Wukong and Bai Jingjing, the second master and the thirteenth mother, would end up in such a fate."

Monk Sha reminded: "Master, this is not the key, the key is that the child is you, that is to say, your father is the second senior brother."

Tang Sanzang, who was talking, suddenly froze and glared at Monk Sha.

Damn Daojun, what are you making up, the father of the poor monk is obviously Chen Guangrui, and the mother Yin Wenjiao, how could it be the idiot Ba Jie and the spider spirit Chun Shisanniang.

Tang Sanzang is crazy, and Wu Jing is so stupid, why are you bringing this up at this time.

When Monk Sha finished speaking, the eyes of Sun Wukong and others all fell on him without exception.

However, except for Xiao Bailong, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie didn't laugh.

"Is there really such a story between my old grandson and that banshee?"

Sun Wukong muttered, thinking hard, he had no memory at all, but watching the movie, he was so moved.

If someone hadn't tampered with him, then it seemed that Taoist Lord had made it up, but it was so well made up that it was as real as the real one.

"Pansi Cave, Spring Thirteen Niangs."