Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

With a dark face, Tathagata snorted coldly.

Zhang Xiaoshun, whose eyes were dimly lit, tentatively said, "Da Luo ancient Buddha relics, one hundred."

"Get out, there are so many Daluo ancient Buddha relics, why don't you let this Buddha be in the Buddhist gate, and kill a few Daluo every day?"

Tathagata cursed angrily, boy, this is not a lion, he opened his mouth, this is a toad trying to swallow the sky!

"Eighty can't be less, this is my bottom line." Zhang Xiaoshun also knew that the requirement was unreliable, so he lowered it slightly.

"Twenty, no more." Tathagata countered.

Of course Zhang Xiaoshun would not be so willing: "Seventy pieces, you can use other treasures to replace them. You have earned a lot of money by playing TV with me, right?"

"Where is the profit, the loss is almost the same. You don't know. This Buddha was scolded as a dog because of this matter. Now this Buddha is almost unable to continue. Thirty coins can be replaced by other treasures. That's the deal."

The two bargained for a while, and finally agreed on a fine with the value of forty coins.

Tang Sanzang watched with twitching corners of his mouth, full of resentment towards Zhang Xiaoshun.

For the sake of the treasure, Daojun actually sold him. Any application in advance is a lie.

No, the poor monk is going to report it and tell the world about it.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who had just completed the deal with Tathagata, seemed to sense Tang Sanzang's plan, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

"Buddha, beat people up, beat them to death, don't be polite to me, I don't like this kind of guy who has a beginning but no end, and doesn't talk about integrity."

Zhang Xiaoshun looked at Tang Sanzang with a grin, and dared to call me Miss Daojun, Tang Sanzang, your skin is very itchy!

Because he had lost a lot of treasures, Tathagata, who was worried that he had nowhere to vent his anger, rushed over and pressed Tang Sanzang, who couldn't help but want to curse, again.

But Tathagata made a request not to let Zhang Xiaoshun broadcast live.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who received the treasure, was in a good mood, and he didn't bother to make the Tathagata feel resentful.

Don't worry, Tathagata beat Tang Sanzang head-on and face-to-face.

Halfway through the beating, the outside waiter came in and came to serve hot pot for Zhang Xiaoshun and the others.

When she saw the scene in front of her, she was stunned. Why did the Buddha beat up Tang Sanzang again? She also discovered what happened outside just now.

Tathagata, who was beating Zhenghuan, was stunned for a moment, I'll go, why did someone come in?

"Well, did I interrupt you?"

Seeing Tathagata staring at her, the waiter who was carrying the things said weakly.

With a dark face, Tathagata threw a medicinal herb over with his hands: "If you don't see anything, if you dare to spread the word, I, the Buddha, will never end with you."

The waiter who took the herbs in a daze, put the hot pot on it, and ran out the door in a hurry.

When people left, Zhang Xiaoshun said with a smile: "Buddha, are you a service worker who threatens my city that never sleeps?"

"Fuck off, this Buddha has no treasures, so I was negotiating terms with her."

While talking in his mouth, Tathagata continued to beat people.

Just a moment later, the waiter came in with a bunch of people, each carrying a plate of dishes.

Seeing so many people looking at him in a daze, Tathagata was so angry that he almost roared and glared at Zhang Xiaoshun.

It's all this bastard, and his subordinates have all turned bad after him.

"Put things down and pretend not to see them."

Shaking his hands was another pile of medicinal herbs, and the Tathagata sent people away.

Annoyed, he beat Tang Sanzang harder and harder. This is because Tang Sanzang couldn't shout, otherwise he would definitely shout loudly.

"Why did you stare at me just now? It's already agreed, I didn't instigate it. And Buddha, didn't you say that there are no treasures?"

Looking at the miserable Tang Sanzang, Zhang Xiaoshun said to Tathagata.

Tathagata snorted softly: "I know, but it doesn't matter to you if they become like this, what kind of master, what kind of subordinate, hum."

"As for the treasures, this Buddha is indeed gone. The ones thrown out to send them away just now are just rags."

Listening to Tathagata who was deliberately nonsense, Zhang Xiaoshun smiled and said: "It's rags, rags are good, such rags, how about the Buddha give me a room?"

"Get out, even if it's tattered, it's the tatters of this Buddha."

Tathagata didn't even want to refuse, this kid, what are you daydreaming about, his appetite is too big, he took so many things from him just now.

Chapter 484 Travel to Skull Mountain

"You're so stingy. You're still a Buddha. You used to be a Daoist with many treasures. This Taoist Lord sees you as a poor man who treats rags as treasures."

Looking at the Tathagata with disdain, Zhang Xiaoshun fought back mercilessly. He was not afraid of the Tathagata when others were afraid of him.

If the Tathagata really dared to do anything to him, he would call on people to beat him up and go to Buddhism in a while.

Too lazy to pay attention to Zhang Xiaoshun, Tathagata continued to beat Tang Sanzang.

After a long time, Tathagata stopped and lifted the seal on Tang Sanzang.

"Ah, Buddha, you bastard, don't give me a chance, or..."

"It seems that I still don't accept it, and the Buddha will continue to beat me."

Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, Tathagata greeted him again.

Zhang Xiaoshun looked very sympathetic, Tang Sanzang must have been kicked in the head by a donkey, he had to bow his head under the eaves, and he didn't have to shout out if he wanted revenge!

Besides, with his current scumbag strength, he still doesn't know how long it will take to beat Tathagata.

Tathagata asked Tang Sanzang three times, and Tang Sanzang, who was belatedly aware of the problem, was forced to give in and admit defeat.

At this time, Tang Sanzang had already been beaten so badly by the Tathagata that his face was swollen like a pig's head, he couldn't be seen as a human being at all.

"It's okay to be like this earlier. If I don't teach you a lesson, I thought my master was just a piece of paper, hehe."

Tathagata snorted triumphantly, it's been a long time since he hit anyone, this feeling is really refreshing.

"Right now, call up your apprentices, and let me get the scriptures for the Buddha."

After tidying up his clothes, Tathagata waved his hand, and a little bit of Buddha's light rushed over, eliminating the bruises on Tang Sanzang's face and restoring his original appearance.

Tang Sanzang nodded weakly, he can't beat this fat man now, so bear with it.

After going outside, Tang Sanzang found Monkey King and others who were waiting for him while eating hot pot below.

"Master, what happened, I heard that the Buddha beat you up?"

Looking at Tang Sanzang curiously, Zhu Bajie asked.

Tang Sanzang, who was angry and had no place to vent his anger, shouted to the waiter: "Here are two catties of pork, and the poor monk will eat it."

The confused Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzang, did I mess with you, old pig?

The angry Tang Sanzang didn't talk nonsense, he fished out a bunch of things from the pot, buried his head in eating, even if he went to learn Buddhist scriptures, he had to eat it before taking it.

If you force him again, he really dares to kill him head on. He doesn't believe that the Buddha really dares to force him like that.

"Boy, look at how my good disciple has been brought up by you."

In the private room, Tathagata's spiritual consciousness swept outside, looking at Zhang Xiaoshun with a dark face and speechless.

Curling his lips, Zhang Xiaoshun said unhappily: "I have a hammer relationship with this Daoist Lord, does this Daoist do anything about him?"

"I still said it's nothing, if it's nothing, why did Guanyin find you so desperately before, do you really think that the Buddha doesn't know about your little tricks?"

Tathagata snorted softly, and looked at Zhang Xiaoshun with disdain. Let alone other things, this kid is absolutely thick-skinned and refuses to admit what he has done.

Zhang Xiaoshun said in disbelief: "What I did has nothing to do with the importance of good or bad. It really became like this because of Tang Sanzang's personal reasons. He is such a person."

"It's just that he was suppressed ruthlessly in the past, and he was bound by various rules and regulations. Once he broke out, it will naturally be different."

Speechless looked at Zhang Xiaoshun, Tathagata was too lazy to argue, picked up the dishes on the table and poured them into the pot.

But this kid can only turn grief and anger into appetite.

Curling his lips, Zhang Xiaoshun asked Wu Yunxian to take a seat, and asked Hei Xiong to call Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice outside.

Master Tang Sanzang and his disciples are going to learn Buddhist scriptures soon, let’s send them off!

After entering, several people were seated, and Zhang Xiaoshun invited them, so there was no reason not to come.

"Since Daoist is treating guests, we will not be polite."

Zhu Bajie laughed loudly, drooling, and Tathagata blatantly grabbed what Tathagata cooked in the pot just now.

Tang Sanzang then got involved, beating up the poor monk, right? The poor monk ate everything you ate, leaving you with nothing to eat.

A meal ended in a scramble between you and me, Tang Sanzang and his disciples flew away from the city that never sleeps, all the way to the place they left before.

The master and apprentice didn't stop, they continued to walk forward, and after a few steps, they had officially entered the range of Baihuling Skull Mountain.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who had just returned to the Dao Palace of Longevity, remembered something and made a video for Zhu Bajie.

"Why, Daojun?"

Zhu Bajie was puzzled, Zhang Xiaoshun seldom played videos for him, usually Tang Sanzang and Monkey King.

"Start the live broadcast, live broadcast the situation you are learning from now, you will see the monster soon."

Zhang Xiaoshun smiled and said the business directly.

Dazed for a moment, Zhu Bajie nodded, he was a little curious, how did the Taoist know that there were monsters in the mountains.

After hanging up the video, Zhang Xiaoshun turned on the live channel, and after a while, he saw Zhu Bajie start the live broadcast.

Without much hesitation, Zhang Xiaoshun put it on the top, and entered the live broadcast room to watch quietly.

In the yard, Fan Lihua and Yang Chan were chatting and asked curiously, "Is something going to happen?"

"That's a good answer. Come on, let's watch it together. If you know why I'm making a big deal, you'll understand soon."

There was an excited smile on Zhang Xiaoshun's face, Tathagata, you think this Dao Lord will go to grab merits, you think too much, this Dao Lord really won't grab merits this time.

At this moment, in the massage parlor in Everbright City, just as Zhang Xiaoshun expected, the Tathagata's spiritual consciousness was staring at his Dao Palace all the time.

With Zhang Xiaoshun's recommendation, a lot of people quickly flooded into the live broadcast room. They were curious about what kind of live broadcast Zhang Xiaoshun recommended this time.

"Don't make a noise, don't make a noise, just watch quietly, I know that Master Tang Sanzang and his disciples are about to encounter monsters, so I specially let them broadcast it live, everyone will definitely not be disappointed in a while."

Seeing that everyone who came in made comments and inquiries in a daze, Zhang Xiaoshun showed up and explained.

In the Skull Mountain, Tang Sanzang and his disciples continued to move forward.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was live broadcasting according to Zhang Xiaoshun's instructions, Monkey King and Tang Sanzang didn't say anything.

However, according to the situation, they were looking at their phones, but in order to maintain a good impression, they didn't look at their phones.

Just when several people entered the Skull Mountain, in the Bone Cave, a sleeping Bone sat up with a red light in his eyes.

Bone scratched his head blankly, a little confused about the situation.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, and two little demons ran in from the cave.

"Report Ma'am, Tang Seng and his disciples have arrived."

The skeleton was stunned for a moment, a flood of information flooded in, and she suddenly remembered that she was the demon king of the Bone Cave, Mrs. Bone.

Standing up slowly, Bone Demon's body changed into a fair-skinned, beautiful-looking girl with charming eyebrows and eyes.

"I heard that Tang Monk is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good man who practiced in the tenth life, and his Yuan Yang has not been released. If you eat his meat, you can live forever. My wife will arrest him now. Don't run around in the cave."

After giving orders to her two subordinates, the White Bone Essence flew out of the White Bone Cave under the cloud, and looked into the mountains. After a while, she found Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice who were all the way west.

Chapter 485 Weird Youth

"There is a situation!"

In the mountains, Monkey King, who was walking in the front, looked this way if he felt something.

Seeing such a strange cloud rising out of thin air, he immediately realized that some monster might have appeared.