Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

And there is Gui Xianren, how could he have a plantain fan in his hand?

Those who know the secret know that there are two plantain fans, one is with the Taishang Laojun, and the other is with the wife of the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan.

The Bull Demon King worshiped the Tortoise Immortal as his teacher, and the Tortoise Immortal was a man, so obviously it couldn't be an iron fan. Could it be that this Turtle Immortal is actually the Taishang Laojun, the avatar of the Taiqing Saint?

Countless people thought about it, and they all felt ashamed when they thought of this. This is indeed a Taoist monarch, and there is nothing he dare not make up.

It's okay to make it up well, but this dog fairy is clearly a very perverted old man!

"Go, go, how could this be me, look at me again, I'm in a hurry with you."

In front of the Nantian Gate, the Taishang Laojun, who was watching TV, felt the eyes of everyone, the black lines on his forehead, and threatened him.

The TV continued to play, Sun Wukong took Qiqi and ran all the way to Guixianren.

In order to test the authenticity of Guixianren, Qiqi directly stuck the darts on her head in Guixianren's forehead. Seeing this scene, countless people almost died of laughter.

No one believed that Gui Xianren would be unable to escape, this guy was clearly pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

In this paragraph, Guixianren talked about the characteristics of the plantain fan.

"Let me just say, it's not my fan. My fan is of the yang attribute and can only fan fire. This is the Taiyin Banana Fan, which belongs to Princess Iron Fan."

In front of Nantian Gate, seeing this passage, Taishang Laojun let out a sigh of relief, but it's okay, if everyone misunderstood that the old man inside was him, they would have to vomit blood in anger.

They rushed to the island and learned that Guixianren threw away the plantain fan because it was stained with something. Monkey King and Qiqi returned without success.

Behind him, Guixianren followed, and put out the fire with the mighty, domineering and handsome Kamepai Qigong.

It's just that he stopped, and even the castle collapsed.

Seeing this scene, all the audience in front of each broadcast point were stunned. They faintly felt that the story behind might really be very passionate!

This kind of move, when fought, will definitely be very explosive.

As for the Three Realms, including the Demon Race, some people commented on Kamepai Qigong, strong is strong, is it really good to waste mana like this?

However, if it is used in this way, it really gives people a very shocking feeling.

Of course, to the people of the Three Realms, they were not so surprised. If they wanted to, they could use even more gorgeous moves.

For example, palming a dragon, palming a fire phoenix, swaying wind, rain, thunder, etc., are all pediatrics.

After finding the Seven-Star Dragon Ball from the ruins, Monkey King and others embarked on a journey to find the last-minute Dragon Ball.

Before the farewell, Guixianren pulled Bulma to fulfill the promise to put out the fire, shamelessly laughed and cried countless people watching TV again.

And later, Qiqi said to let Sun Wukong grow up and marry her, but Sun Wukong, who didn't quite understand, didn't think much about it and agreed.

On the way to the west, Sun Wukong's eyes widened, Nima, what the hell?

He would never have thought that his daughter, who was a red girl, whom he had laughed at before, would seem to be getting together with him on TV.

If that Qiqi is a red boy, doesn't it mean that he, Monkey King, wants to marry a man?

"Brother Monkey, so you and Hong Haier will finally get together?"

Next to him, Zhu Bajie joked with Sun Wukong's frenzied eyes.

Sun Wukong exploded: "Ah, ah, perverted pig, shut up, you won't be much better, Daojun, what nonsense are you making up, my old grandson's wisdom has been ruined by you."

At this moment, Sun Wukong has the heart to cry. Is this the so-called extreme joy begets sorrow?

If I had known that not long ago, I would not have ridiculed Honghaier as a daughter on TV. Isn't this shooting myself in the foot?

"I didn't expect you to be so empty. You actually like a man. I'm so sad."

Bai Jingjing opened her mouth, covered her mouth and looked at Monkey King with a smirk, her eyes full of ridicule.

Tang Sanzang said happily beside him: "Haha, I am not a teacher."

"Fuck off, I think that perverted old turtle fairy is you, Master, but Daojun changed it to make you more powerful."

Staring angrily at the gloating Tang Sanzang, Monkey King said.

Unconvinced, Tang Sanzang argued: "Impossible, he has a plantain fan in his hand, it is clear that he made the boy the demon king before, to embarrass our old lord."

"My old gentleman is highly respected and upright. I, Laozhu, can guarantee that the Taoist gentleman must have adapted it according to your model, Master."

In this matter, Zhu Bajie and Monkey King are grasshoppers on the same rope, and they turned around to deal with Tang Sanzang when they heard the words.

The two of them are having a hard time, and the master is also having a hard time, dragging him into the water.

Chapter 554 What a Demon

After the TV was finished, when Tang Sanzang, his master and his disciples were bickering, the Mondun Demon God flew out from the passage.

The Three Realms didn't dare to neglect, Emperor Zhenwu waited for the quasi-sage to fly out, his eyes were full of vigilance.

The demon god Monton is extremely powerful, one-on-one, even Emperor Zhenwu's strength can only be compared with him.

"Don't be nervous, I'm not here to start a war."

After looking at the quasi-sages of the Three Realms, the Demon God Monton showed as kind a smile as possible.

Emperor Zhenwu frowned: "Then what are you going to do, I have something to say."

"It's nothing, it's just a small matter, we just want you to help get a batch of mobile phones, I wonder if it's possible?"

Without beating around the bush, the Demon God Monton said it directly.

Surprised for a moment, the corners of the Zhunsheng's mouths twitched in the Three Realms, thinking they were going to do something, but they wanted a mobile phone.

"Let us help you? You have to make it clear that we are in a hostile relationship now."

Emperor Zhenwu's eyes flickered slightly, but he didn't say he wanted to help.

A hint of coldness flashed in his eyes, and the Demon God Monton snorted: "Then we can only play. Why do you have mobile phones to play on here, but we don't?"

"If you have nothing to do, you can play on your mobile phone. We don't have a mobile phone to play, so we can only go to war."

"Don't think I'm joking, you can give it a try."

The attitude of the Demon God Monton is very tough, and he is determined to get the mobile phone.

I don't know what a mobile phone is, but after seeing it, the Demon God Monton felt that he must get one!

"The demon god is really domineering, but it's not that easy to get a mobile phone. I know that kid Daojun. He can't afford it early. If he wants a mobile phone, he has to exchange it with treasure."

"It's impossible to expect us to help you find this treasure. If so, let's fight!"

Emperor Zhenwu, as the patriarch of the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer in the Heavenly Court, often fights, so he will not be intimidated by the Mondun Demon God, so he put forward conditions.

The Demon God Menton nodded without even thinking about it: "It's easy to say, the mobile phone is available, and we are willing to buy it."

In the past few days, in addition to watching the red-browed ancestor play games, they also asked the red-browed ancestor many questions about his mobile phone, and figured out what was going on.

Knowing that the mobile phone does not have all kinds of things as soon as it comes out, but that Zhang Xiaoshun has increased his research, they became more determined and could not force it.

If they snatch it, don't update it directly, or cut off the Internet for them, wouldn't they cry to death.

"Okay, what if I say, give you cell phones, let you go back to the Demon Realm and stop invading the Three Realms?"

Emperor Zhenwu was not surprised that Monton Demon God would agree to this proposal, and turned to another request.

With a sneer, the Demon God Monton curled his lips: "Do you think it's possible? Even if I agree, the other Demon Gods agree, but the Demon Ancestor will not agree, and you think I'm stupid, I heard that mobile phones need to be connected to the Internet, and we don't have Internet in the Demon Realm. "

"It's easy to talk about the lack of internet. At that time, we will find a way to help you persuade Taoist Lord to let him go to your demon world to secure the internet for you."

"In addition, you can experience the TV you have seen these two days, and the fairy car researched by Daojun in the devil world."

"And you can also let Daojun go to your place and build a city, so that you can experience what enjoyment is, what life is, and keeping is something you have never experienced before."

Emperor Zhenwu answered with a flicker of eyes, talking about all kinds of benefits.

He didn't want to negotiate with the demons now, but he just wanted to test the attitude of the demon gods first.

"Don't waste your words. When the battle of the saints is over, you can talk to the Demon Ancestor in person. Just a word now, can you help me get some mobile phones?"

After listening to Emperor Zhenwu finish speaking, the Demon God Monton interrupted him and refused to let him continue. It is really not his decision.

Although he also felt that Emperor Zhenwu's proposal was very good, it was not him who had the final say on the matter.

"Okay, I'll go ask Mr. to see if he has any mobile phones. Prepare your treasures in advance."

Emperor Zhenwu smiled, listening to this meaning, the Mondun Demon God is still willing in his heart.

Presumably not only Monton, but most of the demons would agree.

Of course, there are also some demons who are bloodthirsty and warlike and want to cause destruction. This situation is inevitable.

At that time, if there is a result in the battle of the saints and the demon ancestor Luohu can be dealt with, I believe the demons will solve this kind of thing themselves.

After asking the Demon God Monton to wait, Emperor Zhenwu directly videotaped Zhang Xiaoshun and placed a restraint, not wanting others to hear it.

In the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun, who was just about to release a novel, connected curiously, why did Emperor Zhenwu call for a video again?

"Mr. Dao, the demons came to me and asked for a mobile phone. If you don't give them, we will start a war."

Once connected, Emperor Zhenwu explained the reason.

Zhang Xiaoshun was stunned for a while, and said angrily: "If you want to snatch my mobile phone, they will kill them, just hit them, don't be afraid of them."

"No, it's buying, not robbing." Emperor Zhenwu explained.

"It turned out to be buying, this is good, why not sell them, sell them, not only can I earn treasures, but also make them unwilling to fight again."

Dazed for a moment, Zhang Xiaoshun agreed without hesitation, why would he not want such a good thing.

He had already thought clearly yesterday that these ordinary demons have never been a problem.

The real problem is the demon ancestor Luohu, and the three saints Wutian and Kuanyan.

"Okay, then I'll tell them how many cell phones Daojun still has, and how do you plan to sell them?"

For Zhang Xiaoshun to agree, Emperor Zhenwu was not very surprised, and asked about the sale of mobile phones.

After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes flickered slightly and said: "This kind of good opportunity must be slaughtered, why not a treasure of Da Luo level."

"Yes, let's set the price like this. See how many units you want from the demons. If you can't sell them, it won't be too late to lower the price."

Listening to Zhang Xiaoshun's words speechlessly, the corners of Emperor Zhenwu's mouth twitched, profiteers, how can they sell like this.

But Zhang Xiaoshun said so, he didn't want to worry too much, just tell the truth.

After removing the restriction, Emperor Zhenwu said to the Mondun Demon God who was waiting for him: "I just asked you, you have a mobile phone, one and one Daluo-level treasure, how much do you want?"

"Please wait for this, I will go back and count."

Hearing this, the eyes of the Demon God Monton lit up immediately, and he spoke.

Although he has a lot of treasures, he will not spend them for no reason, and with so many under his command, it is impossible for him to buy them for everyone.

After asking about it in the past, and listening to the explanation of the Demon God Monton, there is no doubt that all the people of the Demon Race want it.

In the past two days, they watched the demon gods in the air play games for two days, and listened to what the demon god Monton said about the inside, so of course they wanted one.

In the distance, Emperor Zhenwu looked at it with a grin. This Mondun Demon God is very cooperative with the propaganda!

At this time, Emperor Zhenwu hadn't hung up the video with Zhang Xiaoshun, so Zhang Xiaoshun naturally heard it too.

Help publicize for free, this demon god, a good man, no, he is a good demon!

Although everyone wants it, it's just that not everyone can afford it, and Zhang Xiaoshun doesn't have that many mobile phones.

Near the passage, there are at least 50 demons gathered, but now Zhang Xiaoshun only has 20 mobile phones.

Chapter 555 Release

The Demon God Monton went back and asked, and after a while gave Emperor Zhenwu the answer, they wanted 15 units.

A Daluo-level treasure, if you say it is not precious, it is indeed not rare, but if you say it is precious, it is just that.

For the Mondun Demon God, as well as the Da Luo people of the Demon Race, they can buy them at will.

As for Taiyi, treasures at the level of Da Luo, it's not impossible for them to get them, except for some really poor and boundless guys.