"Stop talking, if you want it, if you don't want it, I will give it to the Tathagata. The Tathagata must be very happy to take out so many treasures in exchange."
Staring at the Jade Emperor with a sneer, Zhang Xiaoshun took out his trump card.
His face froze, and the Jade Emperor said depressedly: "There is really no treasure, son-in-law, do you think it is better than letting me choose some exercises? Or is it cheaper?"
Without saying a word, Zhang Xiaoshun directly called Jin Guangxian, turned around and walked out.
What kind of pretense are you pretending to be, each one of them, they all act as idiots, right?
"Hey, hey, don't, let's discuss it again, if there is no [-], there is [-], will it work?"
The Jade Emperor shouted anxiously from behind, Zhang Xiaoshun kept walking and continued to move forward.
"Stop, bastard, ninety-eight thousand is ninety-eight thousand, you kid really lost your money, and you are so ruthless when you kill your father-in-law. I really don't know why you got so many treasures."
"I even suspect that you are the richest person in the Three Realms right now. Look at your mobile phone, fairy car, and city that never sleeps. How much money do you make every day?"
"It's all like this, you still miss the poor treasure from your father-in-law."
Shouting to Zhang Xiaoshun, the Jade Emperor had a pained face, muttering in his mouth, and at the same time let the Taibai Jinxing outside come in to get the treasure from the treasure house of the Heavenly Court.
Zhang Xiaoshun looked at the Jade Emperor with contempt: "Don't pretend to be poor, my little savings are nothing compared to yours."
"All of you are guys who have survived from ancient times. You are hundreds of millions of years old, and you are richer than me by pulling out the hair on your legs. You still pretend to be here with me."
"And the treasures I earn are not for me. I am saving the world. Do you understand the saving of the world? If you understand, please donate more of your treasures to me."
Listening to Zhang Xiaoshun's words in a daze, the Jade Emperor's face was extremely dark: "Fuck off, you save the world of a hammer, with your strength, Luo Hu can kill you with a single fart."
"Get out, then I don't care. I will eat and sleep every day from now on, and I will eat and eat when I sleep. When the time comes, a saint avatar will come, and I will say that you let me sleep."
A glint of anger flashed in his eyes, Zhang Xiaoshun said unwillingly.
The corner of Jade Emperor's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't, don't, good son-in-law, just kidding, yes, you are the savior, you are the savior, this turning point may really be on you."
Chapter 557 Full of malice
Seeing what the Jade Emperor said, Zhang Xiaoshun just gave up.
The tiger doesn't show its power, it thinks it's a sick cat, the sages pin their hopes on the Dao Lord, you dog Jade Emperor dare to look down on me?
There was a smug look on his face, Zhang Xiaoshun was very embarrassed, he came from time travel, there is a world in his body, he is the protagonist, he can only save the world, wow.
After a while, Taibai Jinxing returned, took dozens of Qiankun bags, and handed them over to the Jade Emperor.
After taking it and looking at it, the Jade Emperor threw it over.
Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly accepted it with joy on his face. After reading it, his face was full of joy, so many that he was almost dazzled.
Compared with the demons' heaven, material and earth treasures, which only have a few colors such as black, gray and white, the treasures of the Three Realms can be regarded as pearls and jewels, colorful.
"After seeing the treasure, it's time to give me the skills!"
Contemptuously looking at Zhang Xiaoshun, who was about to lose his temper, the Jade Emperor said angrily.
Zhang Xiaoshun nodded with a smile, wiped his saliva, and gave the Jade Emperor all the exercises he had collected from Zhu Xian and the mortal world.
With excitement on his face, the Jade Emperor took a look at it, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, Divine Sword and Thunder Control Art, Dafan Prajna?"
"Essential Magnetic Divine Light, Forgetfulness Jue, True Light of Yin-Yang Great Five Elements, Wuzang Yuan Refining Kung Fu, God Refining Art, Qing Yuan Sword Jue, Brahma Saint True Devil Art?"
"This, this, this, I'll fuck it, boy, this seems to be the martial arts and supernatural powers in Jade Immortal, and the rest seems to be from the book "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals!"
"The world of Jade Immortals is easy to talk about. You bastard, tell me how the mortal book came about. Don't tell me that you comprehended and created it when you wrote the book."
After reading the jade slips and books that recorded the exercises, the Jade Emperor's eyes widened.
Zhang Xiaoshun said cheekily: "That's right, I comprehended it, even comprehended the Awakening of Zhes, these are not comprehended casually."
"Fuck off, isn't your kid writing the Immortal Realm of Mortal Cultivation? Then you should comprehend it on the spot and have a look."
Looking at Zhang Xiaoshun with a dark face, the Jade Emperor said unhappily.
"If I don't write a book now, I have no status. When I write a book and devote myself to it, I can create it."
Zhang Xiaoshun's face didn't turn red at all, and what he said was serious.
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes when he heard it, and he believed it. Hell, this kid can not only kill immortals, but even mortals who are cultivating immortals can come into contact with it!
No, if there is a world of Jade Immortals who understands it, how can the world in the mortal cultivating immortals be encountered by him by coincidence?
At this moment, the Jade Emperor felt that there must be a shocking secret in Zhang Xiaoshun.
Could it be that this kid can run around in various worlds, and the books he writes are all about what he has seen and heard?
His eyes flickered slightly, and the Jade Emperor was thoughtful.
As for the fact that the world only appeared after Zhang Xiaoshun wrote the book, the Jade Emperor never thought about it.
How could this kind of thing be possible? To open up a world, you need the strength of Pan Gu, and there must be a world for him to open.
With Zhang Xiaoshun's scumbag strength, forget it!
But even thinking that Zhang Xiaoshun can run in various worlds, the Jade Emperor was also shocked.
This kid was able to bring people out of the world of Jade Immortals, not simply because he ran away by himself, he could lead people away!
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor suddenly suspected that Zhang Xiaoshun had lied to them before, and he thought that Zhang Xiaoshun should be able to leave the Three Realms and go to the outer world.
"Hey, Your Majesty, what are you thinking? I really created it. I swear to God, I didn't create it. Let Luo Hu shorten five centimeters."
Being stared at by the Jade Emperor was a little hairy, Zhang Xiaoshun bit the bullet and said.
After regaining his senses, the Jade Emperor said with a dark face: "If you believe me, you will be damned. What is five centimeters, where is five centimeters shorter, and what is a centimeter?"
In the sea of chaos, he was single-handedly fighting against Tongtian, Lao Tzu, Yuanshi and Nuwa's Luo Hu, Ji Lingling shuddered, and almost got hit by Tongtian's sword energy when he was distracted.
A look of bewilderment flashed in his eyes, and Luo Hu frowned: "I always feel a sense of malice, who is plotting against this Demon Ancestor?"
Tianting, upon hearing the Jade Emperor's question, Zhang Xiaoshun smiled wretchedly: "Hey, all men understand that a centimeter is a unit of measurement, and when the time is right, it will be extended to the Three Realms."
The reason why he is not in a hurry to promote it now is that Zhang Xiaoshun feels that this thing may be similar to pinyin and will violate the rules of the Three Realms.
It's better to wait until Houtu finishes refining the rule chains and replace them before promoting them.
"Get out, I can't see it, boy, you are such a person, Luo Hu knows that you swear on his thing, and probably will come down to hunt you down and chop you into scum."
The Jade Emperor was speechless, this bastard is too shameless, is there any experience in shortening that thing by five centimeters?
Involuntarily thinking of himself in his mind, the Jade Emperor shivered in fright, and hurriedly threw this thought out of his mind, not daring to imagine it, it was too scary.
Knowing that Zhang Xiaoshun didn't want to say more after being made such a joke by Zhang Xiaoshun, the Jade Emperor didn't pursue him.
Anyway, he got the technique in his hands, so it doesn't matter what secrets this kid has.
Seeing that the kid has been in the Three Realms, it is estimated that he can only bring people in, but not out.
"Boy, I don't want to ask any more about your secret. I have to arrange some of the geniuses in the book "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation to Immortals" to practice in my heavenly court, especially Han Li.
Before Zhang Xiaoshun could argue, the Jade Emperor changed the subject.
The startled Zhang Xiaoshun froze slightly, the Jade Emperor, the old fox, had already guessed something.
His face darkened, and Zhang Xiaoshun said angrily, "Get out, those geniuses in the world of Jade Immortals are not enough for you?"
"The more the better, boy, I'll take it as your consent. In the book of mortals, the one I value the most is Han Li, the old devil Han. He is definitely my right-hand man."
The Jade Emperor laughed happily, and actually planned to make Zhang Xiaoshun the master, as if Han Li was already his man.
Zhang Xiaoshun rolled his eyes: "Others can give it to you, but Han Li can't, mainly because we can't get it now."
Now he is writing the chapter on Immortal Cultivation for Mortals. When the world is condensed, Han Li's two worlds will become one, and he will be able to reach the Dao Ancestral Realm, which is the quasi-sacred realm on Journey to the West. There is no need to practice with the Jade Emperor.
"Okay, the others are the others. I saw that there are many sects of cultivating immortals. Find some with good aptitude for me, regardless of race."
Actually, the Jade Emperor didn't mean to insist on Han Li. Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshun said he couldn't do it, he didn't insist.
Cursing his lips, Zhang Xiaoshun joked: "Then do you want the demons, such as the three ancestors of the demons, Yuansha, and Xueguang?"
"Fuck off, boy, do you want to return me? If you don't know, you may think that I have colluded with the demons. Then how can I be the Jade Emperor? Hey, it's not impossible, just say that they are not the demons of the Three Realms That's it."
"No, there is still a problem. After all, they are demons. Since ancient times, demons have always been enemies of all beings in the three realms. Demons in other worlds are also demons. It's a headache."
At first, the Jade Emperor was shocked, but soon he thought quietly again, with a frown on his face.
Zhang Xiaoshun looked at it amusedly, he actually didn't want to hand over the demons in the mortal world to the Jade Emperor, he thought it would be most appropriate to send them to sneak into the demon world.
But right now, there is no right time.
Chapter 558
After thinking about it for a while, the Jade Emperor still didn't dare to ask for it, even though the demons in the mortal world do have a lot of amazing talents.
However, the human race and other races in the spirit world also have a lot of talented people.
"I'll communicate with them another day. If they are willing to come, I will bring them to His Majesty."
After discussing with the Jade Emperor, Zhang Xiaoshun took the large pile of Qiankun bags and returned to the Dao Palace of Longevity with Jin Guangxian.
After returning home, Zhang Xiao continued to write new chapters by the way. At night, he filled in more than 200 chapters.
Looking at the darkened night, Zhang Xiaoshun stopped writing, since he is not too busy anyway, let's watch TV with everyone!
The Dragon Ball broadcast today is the fifth and sixth episodes.
In these two episodes, Sun Wukong and the others went to look for the last dragon ball, but not only did they not get it, but even the dragon ball in their hands was snatched away.
To snatch Sun Wukong and their dragon ball's mixed rice, that is, King Pilaf's men, and Yamcha also came to grab the dragon ball.
After the two TV episodes ended, people from the Three Realms and the demons beside the channel had an uproarious discussion, and finally many people started discussing books, so that Zhang Xiaoshun could update quickly.
And some people who prefer to play games played games.
Zhang Xiaoshun didn't intend to whet everyone's appetites, so the twenty chapters will be delivered first.
After a while, everyone finished reading today's updated chapter, and a new discussion began.
The discussion of the Three Realms this time is mainly about the contents of the book. At this point, the book has reached a very exciting stage.
In the immortal chat group, the immortals are discussing.
See thousands of miles at a glance: Faster, faster, Daojun is the most handsome.
Listen to all directions: add a new chapter, the charm will be doubled ten times, Daojun, you can figure it out yourself.
Greedy Wolf Star King: The critical moment is stuck again. Is the island owner dead?
Qisha Xingjun: As strong and invincible as before, Old Devil Han is awesome.
No shoes for smelly feet: Hurry up, I will give you ten stink bombs made by the smelly feet.
Lan'er: Ouch, Barefoot Immortal, you're so disgusting.
……
"your sister!"
Looking at the chat content of the immortals in the immortal chat group, Zhang Xiaoshun's face was extremely dark, and the barefooted immortal is such a bastard.
Fortunately, he didn't need to come forward, a bunch of people in the group had already hated the barefoot fairy.
After waiting for a while, seeing that the procrastination was almost over, and the treasures were received a lot, Zhang Xiao added thirty chapters by the way.
Two more updates were added later, and at the [-]th chapter, Zhang Xiaoshun announced that this is the end of today and will be updated tomorrow.
Zhang Xiaoshun, who left this sentence, knew that many people would definitely blame him, so he directly dropped his mobile phone and ran to practice.
"It's beautiful, it's so beautiful. I never knew that there are such beautiful books in the world. If I knew about it, I would have found a way to come to the Three Realms."
On the passage side, Demon God Monton finished the last chapter with a look of satisfaction in his eyes.
After rewarding a treasure, the Mondun Demon God and several other demons formed a team to fight the Glory of Gods and Demons.
After playing a few rounds, the Demon God Monton's eyes lit up, and suddenly suggested: "Don't play with other people, let's play a few rounds with the quasi-sages of the Three Realms, and see if they are the best, or we are better."
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