Especially here, including their quasi-holy-level Buddha, it's too much to deceive the Buddha!
Subduing Dragon Arhat: It's over, Daojun, enough is enough!
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva: Although the Taoist Lord is honorable, he should not insult us.
Burning Lamp Buddha: The Taoist Lord is still ignorant, do you really think that the sage Tongtian will always protect you?We can't bully the small with the big, but if we are at the same level, I can guarantee that the Tongtian Sage will never interfere.
Zhang Xiaoshun laughed angrily at these guys, this is not an attitude to solve the problem, it is provocation.
Grandma is a hammer, not to mention the same level, even if he is one or two big realms higher, he can still make the other party find Bei.
He is a man with two worlds in his body, and a third one may evolve at any time, will it happen?
Chapter 91 Getting Started with Layout
The angry Zhang Xiaoshun directly quit the group, fuck you, uncle, I won't listen to your pressure.
Don't you want to do it, heh, I'll give you this chance.
Picking up the phone, Zhang Xiaoshun sent a message in the scripture learning group.
Lord of Longevity: Tang Sanzang, where have you been?
Go away, monsters, monsters: I have arrived at the Five Elements Mountain, and I just released Wukong from the foot of the mountain.
Zhang Xiaoshun thought to himself, the next thing should be that the monkey killed the six robbers, was trapped by Tang San, and Guanyin sent him to tie him up.
But now that he has established a group chat in advance, so that Monkey and Tang Sanzang have known each other early, it is not easy to guarantee whether Monkey King will leave in a fit of anger.
But in any case, there is no doubt that Guanyin must wear a tight band for the monkey.
Without wearing a tight band, with Sun Wukong's temperament, they also knew that it was impossible to honestly protect Tang Sanzang to go to the west.
Daoist Lord of Longevity: Sanzang, Brother Monkey, it is very important to tell you something.
Equal to the sky Gaomei Monkey King: Tell me, my old grandson is watching!
Go away, monsters and monsters: The Taoist Lord has something to say, but it’s okay to say it.
Zhang Xiaoshun was not polite either, first he told about how Sun Wukong would kill those six robbers, and was driven away by Tang Sanzang.
On the way west, the master and apprentice who saw the news were stunned and looked at each other.
Daojun can also count things that didn't happen?
"Wukong, don't you really commit the crime of killing?" Tang Sanzang looked at Monkey King suspiciously.
"My old grandson doesn't know, if he dares to provoke me, he will kill him!" Sun Wukong waved his hand, before putting on the tight band, his killing intent was still very heavy.
Tang Sanzang's face froze slightly: "Amitabha, even robbers still have their lives. Isn't it good to give them a chance to reform themselves?"
"It's up to you, my old grandson is not good enough to listen to you, so as not to be really mad at you!" Sun Wukong curled his lips and said.
In the group, Zhang Xiaoshun's news came again.
Lord Changsheng Dao: Don’t make random guesses, listen to me, those six people are not real people, they are transformed by Brother Hou’s desire, and they are calculated by Buddhism. I want Brother Hou to purify his six sense organs and truly worship Buddhism.
After knowing the situation, Tang Sanzang and Monkey King looked at each other in dismay, is that so?
"Damn bald donkey, I knew it was not a good thing!"
After a while, Monkey King gritted his teeth and cursed.
Tang Sanzang next to him smiled awkwardly and said, "Wukong, Master is also a monk."
"I didn't mention you, my old grandson was talking about those guys from the Western Lingshan."
Sun Wukong's eyes flickered coldly, if he dared to plot against him, he would seek death!
Lord of Changsheng Dao: After Brother Hou is angry and left, Guanyin will change into an old woman and come, and send a tight hoop.
One wave was not enough, Zhang Xiaoshun threw another blockbuster.
Sun Wukong, who was already angry, broke out completely, damn Buddhism, damn Guanyin, my old grandson is going to wipe you out.
Guessing that Sun Wukong might do something stupid in anger, Zhang Xiaoshun hastily sent another message.
Master Changsheng Dao: Brother Hou, when you see the message I sent, don’t be impulsive, Buddhism is not as simple as you think, just a Tathagata, you are no match.
Monkey King: Then you tell my grandson, what should I do, I don't want to be at the mercy of others.
Zhang Xiaoshun was waiting for this sentence, and then he said the plan he had thought up long ago.
On the white horse, Tang Sanzang put on a bitter face, trying to deceive the Bodhisattva, is this really okay?
"Monk, don't you want to harm my old grandson by standing on the side of the Buddhist gate with that girl Guanyin?"
Seeing Tang Sanzang's face, Sun Wukong showed a hint of unkindness in his eyes.
Tang Sanzang was startled, and quickly waved his hands: "No, you are my apprentice, how can I harm you, let's play a play for Guanyin together."
"Okay, my old grandson saw you right and recognized you." Sun Wukong grinned, this little monk is not bad.
Chapter 92 The Legend of Wukong
Buddhism, fight with me, a time traveler, you are still young!
Inside the study, Zhang Xiaoshun had a sneer in his eyes, no matter how scheming Ren Rulai and Avalokitesvara were, they would never have expected that he had already seen everything.
Isn't it just a fee, why do you say that about my master?
Besides, it was made by my Daoist Lord, and you have no control over that right.
Zhang Xiaoshun thought angrily, he even suspected that those guys from the Fomen did it on purpose to make him angry.
Their purpose is to make him apologize, and lose the people who are the master of the sky.
"Now that mortals are done updating, it's time to start writing that book."
"Fomen, you are not going to make trouble, I want to see how this book is published, and how you end up."
After thinking for a while, a smirk appeared on the corner of Zhang Xiaoshun's mouth.
According to that book, even if people don't fully believe it, their impression of Buddhism will definitely drop greatly.
Especially Monkey and Tang Sanzang, the Buddhist sutra learning team, don't know what they will think.
After making up his mind, Zhang Xiaoshun took out the background of his mobile phone, and with a slight movement of his mind, lines of words began to emerge.
"The Legend of Wukong"
Chapter 1
A voice laughed wildly, he beat the gods with a laugh, and destroyed everything with a laugh.
He knows that gods can never be killed, and he knows that the heavenly palace is boundless.
This battle will not end until he falls down, he still laughs wildly, laughing out tears.
In this world, I have been here, I have fought hard, I have loved deeply, and I don't care about the ending.
……
There are not many books in this book. After Zhang Xiaoshun finished writing, not all of them were published, but only one chapter.
Tianting, after reading Dou Po's Immortals, quickly noticed this new book.
In the fairy chat group, someone couldn't wait to share this news.
I am king in the soil: There is a new book, Wukong Biography?
The third prince of Naohai: Lying on the grass, writing the book about that monkey?
I'm Tiangangxing: Do you think this book will be different?
There weren't many people who came out to chat, so they probably went to read a book first.
But after only a moment, the group was completely fried.
Beforehand, no one would have thought that this book had only one chapter.
The more important thing is the content in the book. It is really about Monkey King, not only Monkey King, but also Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Little White Dragon.
Many gods still don't know who Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Little White Dragon are. Could it be that they are also one of the people who learned the scriptures?
And the contents of the book made all the gods frown.
Sun Wukong forgot his memory and promised the Jade Emperor to do three things?
One thing is to kill himself and his sworn brothers?
And who is that banshee?Cursed by the Jade Emperor?
Forget everything, is it true that there is no pain?How come I feel inexplicably uncomfortable.
"Lying grass, I haven't messed with that kid recently, have I?"
In the back garden of the Heavenly Court, after reading the book, the Jade Emperor stood up in shock.
Damn boy, you actually wrote me as a big villain, the kind of villain who doesn't show affection, makes people fall in love but doesn't let them be together?
Even if it's a demon, I won't do that, at worst, I'll be executed.
And those three things are pure slander, it was just an appointment with Buddhism back then, and let the avatar act in a play.
In the Lingshan chat group, after watching the biography of Wukong, all the bodhisattvas and arhats were also discussing.
Zhang Xiaoshun quietly watched their chat content through his background authority.
Fuhu Arhat: Amitabha, how does this book describe the golden cicada as such a virtue?
Guanyin Bodhisattva: That's not the point. The point is how he knew the other three Buddhist scriptures. His strength is definitely not counted.
My Buddha Tathagata: Is the villain in the book the Jade Emperor?But it seems to be related to me, what is his purpose of writing this book all of a sudden?
Burning Lamp Buddha: That kid quit my Lingshan chat group in anger before, with hatred in his heart. I'm afraid this book is trying to blacken my Buddhism!
Chapter 93 The Reaction of Tang Sanzang and Monkey King
Zhang Xiaoshun sneered when he heard the news in the Lingshan chat group.
Ran Deng, an old guy, is very jumpy!
Apostate and become a Buddha, snatching my treasure, Zhao Gongming's twenty Dinghai beads, this account will be settled sooner or later.
So what if it evolved into 24 heavens, at worst, it would return to its original origin.
On the way west, Sun Houzi and Tang Sanzang also noticed Zhang Xiaoshun's new book.
"Wukong, read quickly, the book that Daojun wrote to you!"
Tang Sanzang took the mobile phone and happily handed it to Monkey King.
Sun Wukong was a little stunned, and hurriedly quit the Mortal Cultivation Biography he was reading, and opened Wukong Biography.
"A voice laughed wildly, he laughed and beat the gods, he laughed and destroyed everything... I have fought, I have loved deeply, and I don't care about the ending?"
After reading a few words, Sun Wukong frowned tightly. Why was there an inexplicable anger in his heart, as if he was about to explode?
Is this about my old grandson's troubles in the Heavenly Palace?
With curiosity and bewilderment, Sun Wukong read on.
Next to him, Tang Sanzang also held his mobile phone and began to read.
"Who is this Zhu Bajie, the apprentice I will take in in the future? Dare to call me bald, and Wukong must give him a hard time when he is taken in."
"Hey, there is Monk Sha, who has a big temper!"
"Damn, is this a poor monk? I can say such things, and I still have to find food for the three apprentices?"
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