Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

Senior Sister Jin Ling, where are you, hurry up!

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was full of regrets, looked at the Queen Mother walking in front of him pitifully: "Well, Queen Mother, I said that when I came here, I was kicked by Zhang Guolao's donkey, do you believe it?"

"Do you think I will believe it? I have to say, boy, you are very courageous, and you have the demeanor of a sage who reaches the sky!"

There was a thrilling smile on the corner of his mouth, and the next moment the Queen Mother shot suddenly.

Hey hey hey!

Left uppercut!Right uppercut!

Chain punch!

360-degree roundabout punch!

Hit, hit, hit!

"Forgive me, ma'am, don't hit my handsome face!"

"Stop, stop, ma'am, I was wrong, I was really wrong, hiss, it hurts!"

"Don't hit me, don't hit me anymore, if you hit your third daughter again, she will become a widow, hey, hey, she's going to die!"

Poor Zhang Xiaoshun was brutally beaten up and screamed.

However, in the hands of a powerful woman like the Queen Mother, he didn't even have a chance to dodge his face, and he was completely reduced to a living human sandbag.

Hearing the crackling sound, Huang'er and Jade Emperor next to him couldn't bear to look directly at it, so they turned their heads away.

It's so miserable, so miserable, life is worse than death!

Chapter 118 The Hardworking Jade Emperor

Biyou Palace, Master Tongtian just saw the situation here, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

Nima, it's not good to mess with anyone, mess with a woman, don't you know that women are the scariest creatures?

Just provoke it, and provoke someone who is stronger than yourself, this is not death.

If it's a male immortal, it's good that the leader of the Tongtian sect can send down thunder and lightning to punish him.

But the female fairy, and this person is still the Queen Mother, the Master Tongtian can't do that.

Moreover, he didn't have the guts to do it.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were a pair of boys and girls who guarded his master Taoist Hongjun back then.

Especially the Queen Mother, because she is a girl, is loved by Hongjun even more.

Master Tongtian was afraid that as soon as he punished the Queen Mother, the old man Hongjun would jump out to deal with him.

Anyway, the Queen Mother wouldn't kill that kid, so think about it or forget it.

As if nothing happened, Master Tongtian continued to cultivate his body and mind in his Biyou Palace.

In the heavenly court, countless gods heard the screams from the back garden, and looked at each other in blank dismay, what happened, and the screams were so miserable.

"It seems to be the voice of the Taoist Lord!" Beside the Nantian Gate, Mo Lihong said with some uncertainty.

"I also sound like a Taoist Lord." A Heavenly Lord from Leibu nodded.

The rest of the people hurriedly expressed that they also felt like Zhang Xiaoshun.

"What's going on here? You're screaming so badly. Who dares to beat the disciple of the saint, the Jade Emperor?"

Mo Lihong touched his nose resentfully, showing some sympathy for Zhang Xiaoshun.

In other places, many gods who heard about it also locked their eyes on the back garden.

It's just that they wouldn't go there without the Jade Emperor summoning them, they could only suppress their curiosity.

After beating for a long time, the tone in her heart was almost out before the Queen Mother stopped.

Pretending nothing happened, the Queen Mother walked over to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor was startled, and quickly made a chair from there, stood up and smiled at the Queen Mother.

With a soft snort, the Queen Mother ignored Jade Emperor and sat on the chair.

"Mr. Dao, are you alright?"

Taking a peek at her mother's queen, Huang'er hurried over to help Zhang Xiaoshun.

"It's something, something big, Jade Emperor, if you don't give me a big cloud of innate dragon energy today, I won't get up!"

Zhang Xiaoshun, with a bruised nose and swollen face, opened his narrow eyes and looked angrily at the Jade Emperor.

It's embarrassing, it's too embarrassing for a man, even my wife can't control it.

That crazy woman, I dare not ask for it, but I dare to ask you for it!

Zhang Xiaoshun thought bitterly, and grinning his teeth in pain as soon as he spoke, his injury was disturbed.

That bitch of the Queen Mother is too cruel, she is really beating her up, she is not polite at all.

He knew where Huang'er learned how to beat people, it was definitely the Queen Mother.

"I……"

What the hell, did I provoke you?

The Jade Emperor's face was dark, and his complexion was ugly.

This rascal boy didn't dare to offend the Queen Mother, so he turned to him.

There is still a big group, you take my innate dragon energy as a meal?

"If you don't give it, I will lie down, and I will tell Tathagata, Zhen Yuanzi, my master, and all the immortals in heaven."

"I just said that you beat me for no reason, and you still didn't pay for the medical expenses!"

Zhang Xiaoshun looked at the Jade Emperor proudly, let you live for countless years, cunning like a wolf, how can you compare to my new era of touching porcelain.

The anger in the Jade Emperor's heart, if you don't behave like this, it has something to do with me!

This kid's shameless vigor is comparable to those old guys like Zhunti, Randeng, and Zhenyuanzi.

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, the Jade Emperor's eyes for help fell on the Queen Mother.

However, the Queen Mother pretended not to hear anything, holding a jade hairpin in her hand to admire it carefully.

"My life, why is it so hard?"

The Jade Emperor wailed, what the hell is going on, the one who was beaten didn't look for it, but found it on my head.

He didn't dare to offend the one who hit someone. In order to prevent Zhang Xiaoshun from causing trouble, the bitter Jade Emperor could only take out a cloud of innate dragon energy to calm the matter.

He suspected that if he didn't give it to this kid, the impact on his reputation would be minor, and the saint Tongtian would use this excuse to blackmail him.

Chapter 119 New Ideas

Zhang Xiaoshun was in a good mood after happily absorbing the innate dragon energy.

I was beaten up by the Queen Mother just now, and I don't seem to be so angry anymore.

Huang'er took out a pill and stuffed it into Zhang Xiaoshun's mouth, within a short while, the bruise on Zhang Xiaoshun's face subsided and returned to normal.

Outside, the Immortal Execution Sword roared towards Zhang Xiaoshun, pointing at the Queen Mother.

"Don't, don't, Brother Jian, Master Jian, the Queen Mother is just joking!"

Zhang Xiaoshun hastily grabbed Zhu Xianjian, if he couldn't afford it, he had to pretend to be a grandson obediently.

Just being slapped away with a slap, Zhu Xianjian doesn't have a long memory.

According to Zhang Xiaoshun's estimate, the Queen Mother's strength is a real quasi-sage, and she is not an ordinary quasi-sage.

"Really?" Zhu Xianjian looked at Zhang Xiaoshun suspiciously. Was that posture just now a joke?

"Absolutely true, truer than real gold!" Zhang Xiaoshun patted his chest and assured, with a sincere expression on his face.

He didn't dare to tell lies, he couldn't beat him again and again, what could he do, he was helpless, okay?

If Zhu Xianjian was to act recklessly again, he might be implicated, and he would be brutally beaten again.

Zhang Xiaoshun could see that he couldn't count on his master, Master Tongtian, for this matter.

If Tong Tian wanted to make a move, he would have already sensed it after shouting so many times just now.

But Tongtian didn't come out, what does it mean? It means that he doesn't want to make a move, or he can't make a move.

"After seeing the Queen Mother, I have to walk around!"

Zhang Xiaoshun thought to himself, this is someone who cannot be offended.

Having said all of this, there was nothing the Zhuxian Sword could do, anyway, it wasn't the one being beaten.

It was just slapped and flew out, and went outside to wait for a while.

"Pfft, Daoist, you don't even blush when you lie!"

Huang'er was laughing beside him, Zhang Xiaoshun actually deceived children.

Although Zhuxian Sword has existed for many years, the voice of the weapon spirit inside is undoubtedly the voice of a real child.

Naturally, in Huang'er's eyes, Zhu Xianjian became a child.

"No, I'm telling the truth. The empress is indeed joking with me. She is testing whether my son-in-law is qualified!"

How could Zhang Xiaoshun admit it, cheekily, he patted Queen Mother's flattery a little bit.

This account will be reported when he returns to the world, and there will be many queen mothers crying.

If I can't fight in the open, is it possible that I can't beat you?

Zhang Xiaoshun already had an idea. After Xiangmi finished filming, he would find a chance to photograph the Baolian Lantern. The old witch, the Queen Mother, was disgusted to death.

But now, it's better to shoot Xiangmi, it's been decided, and he doesn't want to change it.

And now that he is shooting the Lotus Lantern, he is afraid of being killed by the Queen Mother.

It is necessary to ensure that the queen mother is not allowed to know the plot before filming.

This requires him to go back and think carefully about how to hide it from the Queen Mother.

"Jade Emperor, you have promised me before, I am coming to Heaven now to choose actors and shoot scenes!"

Without thinking too much, Zhang Xiaoshun brought up the business of coming this time.

"Actor? Filming?"

The Queen Mother was curious. She was also in the chat group and knew that Zhang Xiaoshun had asked something.

But what Zhang Xiaoshun wants to do, she is still not very clear.

"I'm going to shoot a TV show. When the time comes, the empress will know about it. I promise to make my empress satisfied."

"However, when filming, it's better for the empress not to peek, otherwise a lot of the fun that should be lost will be lost."

In order to facilitate the shooting of the Lotus Lantern, Zhang Xiaoshun first gave the Queen Mother a vaccination.

At that time, as long as the queen mother doesn't know the plot and shows it, it's not just letting him do it.

At worst, when those few episodes are on, hide in Master's Biyou Palace.

"Oh? If you say that, Bengong is a little interested, but if you don't satisfy Bengong, you understand!"

The Queen Mother's eyes lit up slightly, and at the end of the speech, the corners of her mouth slightly curved, revealing a threatening smile.

Zhang Xiaoshun shivered violently in fright, shit, do you want to do this?

Chapter 120 Choosing an Actor