Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

They are not like Lao Tzu's people teaching, there are almost no people, and their Buddhism has a big business.

If this person was allowed to escape from the chaos and go to their Lingshan Mountain, the two of them could almost imagine that a layer of Lingshan's land would definitely be scraped off.

"Welcome, welcome, of course, Senior Brother Tongtian is here, welcome Junior Sister Nuwa to wake up."

In Biyou Palace, the leader of Tongtian, who couldn't laugh or cry, shouted loudly.

He was afraid that if he shouted too late, it would cause more serious consequences.

As soon as Tongtian yelled, Yuan Shi also yelled, damn it, Tongtian took the lead again.

"Hee hee, senior brother, you are welcome. I woke up, and it's time to stretch my muscles. Who will accompany me?"

That female voice, that is, the Nuwa mentioned in Tongtian's mouth, laughed and suddenly suggested.

Tong Tian was in a panic, and hurriedly shouted: "No, no, don't look for me, brother, I have a stomachache recently."

"Don't look for me either, brother, I've caught a cold and my body is sore and weak." Yuan Shi shouted after him.

What a joke, if you can't beat them, you will get beaten, and if you can beat them, you will get beaten. They are not willing to do such thankless things.

Never before, when Nuwa woke up, there was always a commotion.

"My senior brother and I were beaten up by Daoist Brother Yuanshi and Daoist Laozi not long ago. We were seriously injured and couldn't make a move. Cough cough cough..."

From the west, Zhunti's voice came over.

Yuan Shi was furious when he heard the voice: "Zhunti, you are so shameless, when did my brother and I beat you?"

"Ahem, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die, sister Nuwa, you'd better let your senior brother Yuanshi and senior brother Tongtian play with you!"

Zhunti coughed hard, as if he was about to die at any moment, for fear that Nuwa would find him.

When flying around in the sea of ​​chaos, Tianting, the first episode of Xiangmi has already finished.

"What's going on, why is it gone?"

Tathagata was dumbfounded, he saw it well, why did he suddenly disappear without a trace.

What the hell, I have already found a mysterious and mysterious feeling, I feel as if I am about to realize something, hateful.

"It's gone, it's gone, the first episode is over!"

Zhang Xiaoshun pursed his lips speechlessly, wondering what was inside this big head of Tathagata.

The Jade Emperor just said something casually, you really believe it.

Could it be that what this guy wants to see is just the intimate scene inside?

Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes widened suddenly, and he had an idea that he didn't even believe he believed.

Chapter 133 Scolding the Ancient Buddha of Burning Lamp

"Mr. Dao, we meet again, we are really destined!"

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshun's words, Tathagata turned his eyes and showed a bright smile on his face.

Zhang Xiaoshun curled his lips speechlessly, what the hell have we met before?How can I not remember.

"Say it straight, what do you want to do!"

Because of the previous festival, Zhang Xiaoshun's tone was not very polite.

Tathagata smiled, with a look of indifference, and said with a smile: "Can you replay the scene just now?"

"No, it depends on the money. We took a lot of effort to get this shot. You think it's for nothing!"

Glancing at Tathagata in displeasure, Zhang Xiaoshun thought to himself, this guy is absolutely dishonest.

Tathagata smiled lightly: "Mr. Dao is still looking good as usual, and because of this, we had some unpleasant troubles before."

"Whether you like to look at it or not, I'm just a fascination. If I don't, I will show you Buddhism for nothing. It's a beautiful idea!"

There was a sneer on his face, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't give Tathagata any face.

He worked so hard, and took great pains with all the immortals to get it, so there is no reason for it to be cheap.

Originally, he also wanted to show a few episodes first, and then charge later.

After receiving the money, it will be distributed to the gods who starred in it.

Otherwise, it won't be so easy for him to use these gods next time.

Although because of the Jade Emperor, the immortals will definitely cooperate with him, but the effect is definitely not as strong as the treasures he gave them.

Zhang Xiaoshun naturally understood such a simple truth.

"The disciple of Tongtian Saint is very arrogant, dare to talk to a quasi-sage like this, amazing!"

Next to the Tathagata, the strange sound of the ancient Buddha burning lamp sounded.

Zhang Xiaoshun suddenly became unhappy, I didn't scold you a Taoist traitor, but you taught me a lesson first?

"In terms of being shameless, I have to admire you for burning the lamp, eloquently explaining the teachings, the deputy leader, betraying Taoism, and running to Buddhism to be the Buddha?"

"Back then, in the Battle of the Conferred Gods, black hands were played behind the scenes. It was awesome and powerful. I intercepted and taught Brother Zhao Gongming's 24 Dinghai Pearls. Are you still using them well?"

"You are not less courageous than me. You used Dinghaizhu to sneak attack my master back then. Are you afraid that my master will find a chance to crush you to death?"

Talking about talking, Zhang Xiaoshun asked himself that this modern man would never lose to anyone.

He scolded all over his head and covered his face, until Ran Deng was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and stammered for a long time, unable to answer a word.

The Jade Emperor next to him and the other masters from the Heavenly Court laughed and said, lying on the grass, this kid can't answer the shameless and cheeky guy like Ran Deng, it's okay!

Many of them are actually displeased with Randeng, but Randeng is so powerful that if the saint doesn't make a move, they can't do anything one-on-one.

It's rare to see Ran Deng deflated today, let alone how happy I am.

Not only the Jade Emperor and other masters, but also the immortals suppressed their laughter, making it very uncomfortable.

It's just that they are not strong enough, and they are afraid that if they laugh out loud, they will be remembered by the lamp and be retaliated against.

But some people are not afraid, such as Nezha, a melon.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Ran Deng, you old bald man, you are still today. Back then, old man Li Jing was told about the Linglong Golden Pagoda, but it made me really sick!"

"Lying grass, what are you talking about, I am your father, how dare you call me old man?" Li Jing beside Nezha had a dark face, and slapped Nezha on the head.

Although he was beaten, Nezha was not angry at all. After so many years, the relationship between their father and son was not bad.

He could understand that Li Jing was helpless back then, and he didn't want the people of Chentangguan to die at the hands of the angry Dragon King of the East Sea because of his affairs.

Being squeezed out by Zhang Xiaoshun and Nezha, everyone laughed at him, Ran Deng's face became extremely ugly in an instant, and his heart was filled with anger.

A powerful aura suddenly rushed from him, his eyes were blood-colored, as if to devour someone.

"My heavenly court, is it a place where you can run wild!"

The Jade Emperor drank coldly, and the breath rose from his body, not weaker than the burning lamp.

Emperor Dongji Qinghua, Emperor Gouchen and others released their aura one by one, and the powerful strength shook the surrounding clouds and mist, and the wind howled endlessly.

Chapter 134 Taiyi Realm Ancient Buddha Relic

"Gu Buddha, please calm down, what are you fussing about with a child!"

Seeing that a disagreement was about to start, Tathagata stopped the lamp with a sound.

He pressed one hand on Ran Deng's shoulder, and the surging aura from Ran Deng's body was pushed back slowly into his body.

When the Jade Emperor and the others saw this scene, their pupils shrank slightly, and the Tathagata's strength seemed to have strengthened again.

What the hell, are you cursing me around the corner?

Zhang Xiaoshun's complexion was a bit ugly, Tathagata has a dark belly.

Angrily glanced at Zhang Xiaoshun and Nezha, Ran Deng hummed softly, but he didn't have another attack, so he found a step down.

If they really wanted to fight, the five of them would not get any benefits.

After all, this is the territory of the Heavenly Court. The four great emperors in front of them, together with the Queen Mother of Yaochi, the Holy Mother of Jinling and the Great Emperor Zhenwu Destroy Demon, they will definitely not be able to resist.

Besides, the avatars of Yuanshi and Laozi couldn't let them mess around.

When the time comes, once they do something, they will definitely have no good fruit to eat.

Seeing that the aura on Ran Deng's body was retracted, the Jade Emperor and others did not target any more, and each retracted their aura.

"Mr. Dao, I only said that you look good, not that I don't give money, why are you so excited, young man, you have a violent temper!"

At this time, Tathagata turned his eyes to Zhang Xiaoshun, and said with a smile.

Zhang Xiaoshun curled his lips, this guy is bleeding pus, believe him and he'll go to hell.

If he guessed right, this guy had no intention of giving money at all before.

Now it's because I'm afraid that things will get worse, and because he won't show it to me, so I come here to make up for it after the fact.

"It's useless to talk less. If you are satisfied with the treasure, I will release it for you. If you are not satisfied, go back and forth!"

With a soft snort, Zhang Xiaoshun said arrogantly.

Tathagata smiled lightly: "Mr. Dao, I see that you seem to like the ancient Buddha relics very much. I have a Taiyi Gold Buddha Realm here. You can see it enough!"

As he spoke, a relic appeared out of thin air in Tathagata's hand, and the golden light shone brightly around it.

Around the relics, small Buddhas sat cross-legged and twirled, constantly chanting scriptures.

It's not that Zhang Xiaoshun has never seen ancient Buddha relics before, but he has never seen this kind of one with visions.

With just one glance, he could tell that this ancient Buddha relic was unusual.

"After refining this ancient Buddha relic, is it possible to enter Taiyi?"

With a flash of fire in his eyes, Zhang Xiaoshun spoke.

Tathagata smiled lightly: "Naturally!"

"Okay, then I am willing, give me the relic, and I will let you go!"

After hearing Tathagata's answer, Zhang Xiaoshun immediately responded.

The ancient Buddha relics in the Taiyi realm, the little monk Faxiang can break through again.

At that time, the Daoist Lord will also build a Buddhist gate in Chang'an, and you will be mad at the Tathagata, you traitor.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshun complied, Tathagata waved and threw the ancient Buddha relic over.

Seeing this scene, Jade Emperor and others frowned.

Didn't Tongtian Saint tell that kid that he can't refine the relics of the ancient Buddha? Why did he accept it?

"It's a good plan, Tathagata, aren't you afraid that when this kid goes to your Buddhist school, the sage Tongtian will kill you?"

Looking at Tathagata with a sneer, the Jade Emperor revealed a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and spoke lightly.

Tathagata shook his head with a smile: "To enter my Buddha is to have a predestined relationship with my Buddha, and the sage Tongtian will understand."

Even that kid has no opinion, what are you Jade Emperor talking about!

Tathagata slandered secretly in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be indifferent.

Although he didn't know what Tathagata was thinking, the Jade Emperor also guessed that this guy was definitely not what he showed on his face.

Too lazy to care about it, the Jade Emperor flew back, ready to continue watching the next Xiangmi.

The rest of the great emperors naturally did not retreat to their respective palaces because the Buddhist Buddhas were all there, but found a good place nearby.

Of course Tathagata and others knew what these people meant, and they didn't mind, so they waited beside them.

Seeing that everyone was in position, Zhang Xiaoshun showed a smile, and a formula entered into the photo stone.