Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

"That's right, how many good things Daojun has brought to everyone all the time, such a good person, which bastard will bully him?"

"Tell me who offended Daojun, let's go and tie him up, and let him make amends to Daojun!"

For a moment, all the immortals were filled with righteous indignation, all pointing their finger at the person who offended Zhang Xiaoshun.

Seeing that the task was accomplished, the people arranged by Wen Zhong went to another group of people and began to spread the word.

Lingshan, Tathagata has completely copied Wen Zhong's tricks, and he is also starting to charge fees.

Wen Zhong ordered ten immortal stones, and he only had ten Buddhist stones, and he would not change them.

In the air, sitting on the golden lotus, the dignified Tathagata, with a happy face, is more like Maitreya Buddha than Maitreya Buddha.

"Tsk tsk, that kid really didn't lie to me. It's only been charging for two days now, and I've earned so much!"

Thinking in my heart, Tathagata has decided to follow Zhang Xiaoshun's footsteps.

Follow the predecessors to have meat to eat, so I really don't say this.

Ah bah, Amitabha Buddha, I almost forgot that I am a Buddha, I don’t eat meat, I am a vegetarian.

Tathagata became more and more excited, immersed in his own world and unable to extricate himself.

After getting Xiangmi's picture stone from Zhang Xiaoshun, the underworld is also showing it.

However, compared to the Heavenly Court, Lingshan, and even the human world, the pace of the underworld is much slower, and only the third episode is played at this time.

However, compared to other places, the audience in Hell is many times more.

Looking around, there are dense ghost shadows everywhere, which makes people's scalp numb.

In addition to ordinary ghosts, there are many incumbents in the underworld, such as Shidian Yanluo, judges, bull heads and horse faces.

"Thanks to the empress, for bringing us such a good thing, life is finally not so boring."

"No, it's a headache for me to solve cases every day!"

"Because of watching TV, there have been fewer ghosts making trouble at night, and everyone is very good!"

Like other places, some people in the underworld were discussing in low voices while watching TV.

Empress Hou Tu swept over with her spiritual sense, and listened to everyone's discussion, showing a very satisfied smile.

She's thinking now that it's time to bring the phone in, too.

At that time, the attention will be diverted, and there will be fewer ghosts making trouble.

It is conceivable that a stable and peaceful underworld is about to be born.

In the sea of ​​chaos, the Four Saints who had captured most of the day's red-pointed sages had a temporary truce.

After fighting for a long time, the four of them won and lost. Generally speaking, Nuwa and Tongtian had a slight upper hand, and each won some holy energy.

"Wait until the TV is over and fight again, I don't believe I'll keep losing today!"

Yuan Shiqi snorted, and he was the most unlucky of the four, sending out dozens of wisps of holy energy.

Nuwa was not far away, and she said angrily when she heard the words: "Don't yell, watch TV first, or I'll beat you up!"

His complexion became extremely dark, Yuan Shi shut his mouth in embarrassment, hey, don't care about women.

In the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun had nothing to do, so he turned on VV.

When I was writing Zhetian in the afternoon, it seemed that someone had contacted him, but I didn't have time to read it.

Open the VV, there are many gods and Buddhas who have opened the Doudizhu membership, Zhang Xiaoshun just ignores it.

The background side can be synchronized with his VV, and Xiaohuan must have taken care of it.

Looking over one by one, Zhang Xiaoshun was suddenly attracted by a piece of news.

The person who sent him the message was none other than Chang'e who tipped him the homemade sweet-scented osmanthus honey during the day.

Moon Palace Feixian: Daojun, is the sweet-scented osmanthus honey delicious?

After this news, there will be another news after a while.

Moon Palace Feixian: Daojun, why are you ignoring him?

Moon Palace Feixian: Daojun, Guanghan Palace is so cold!

……

A total of seven or eight messages, Zhang Xiaoshun's mouth twitched wildly, is this beautiful woman going to fuck?

After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoshun finally decided to go back.

Otherwise, Chang'e would be very sad to see him ignore him, and it would be difficult to explain when she went to the heaven to see her.

Master Changsheng Dao: When you sent the message, I was writing a book, I didn't read it, sorry!

Opposite the Nantian Gate, Chang'e, who was standing in the air in a light blue palace dress with a shawl wrapped around her arms and looking at Xiangmi, suddenly moved her body slightly.

Then, she took out her phone and glanced at it.

After seeing the news, Chang'e froze for a moment, then hurriedly lowered her head and began typing.

With Chang'e's beauty, although all the immortals are looking at Xiangmi, I don't know how many eyes are staring at this place.

This small move was quickly noticed.

For a while, many people were very curious, wanting to know who it was that made Chang'e chat with him without even watching TV.

Moon Palace Feixian: It’s okay, I don’t mind, please tell me quickly, Osmanthus honey!

Seeing the message from Chang'e, Zhang Xiaoshun smiled, it seems that this Taoist gentleman is still a bit charming.

After browsing through the news, Zhang Xiaoshun suddenly wanted to tease Chang'e.

Master Changsheng Dao: So what if it tastes good, is it possible that you are a fairy and you want to brew it for me every day?

Moon Palace Feixian: Okay, okay, as long as the Taoist Lord doesn't dislike it, he will brew it for you.

"Lying on the grass, what did I see, Fairy Chang'e seemed to be smiling just now!"

"Really, so you saw it too, I thought I was dazzled!"

"Who is she chatting with? She has always been cold, but she can laugh?"

Countless gods who were secretly peeping at Chang'e exploded in an instant, and each and every one of them let out exclamations full of disbelief.

Many even thought they were hallucinating.

Because it was only for a moment, Chang'e regained her cool attitude.

Chapter 200 Target Guanyin

The immortals were shocked and curious, and many of them became very jealous.

As the perfect goddess in the eyes of all immortals, Chang'e is an inviolable existence in the eyes of many people.

When Zhu Bajie was demoted for making fun of Chang'e, I don't know how many people clapped their hands and applauded.

"Don't let me know who it is, kill him, Fairy Chang'e belongs to everyone, how can anyone get their hands on it."

"Just for this smile, I have to punish the person who chatted with the fairy, and let him know that the fairy can't pick this flower."

"What if we can't afford to mess with this person? I saw that the fairy rewarded Daojun with a bottle of homemade sweet-scented osmanthus honey not long ago. I suspect that person is Daojun!"

"So what about Daojun, you can't touch our taboos, and if you provoke public anger, you will definitely not get good results."

The immortals were talking about it hotly, but Chang'e ignored it and continued chatting with Zhang Xiaoshun.

She didn't know how many times she had seen this kind of thing before, so she didn't worry about it at all.

In the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun's face froze when he received Chang'e's message, and he didn't know how to reply for a while.

He also couldn't understand why Chang'e, who was cold to others, always behaved like this every time she chatted with him.

After pondering for a moment, Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly stopped this somewhat ambiguous chat.

Great Daojun of Changsheng: Ahem, Fairy, I am just joking, don't take it seriously.

Yuegong Feixian: I am serious, I never joke.

Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't laugh or cry, he couldn't stand Chang'e like this.

The main reason was that the Jade Emperor was by his side and placed Huang'er, a tigress who did not lose his mother's demeanor, so Zhang Xiaoshun did not dare to mess around.

He had no doubt that if Huang'er found out about the matter, he would have no good fruit to eat.

After a few brief chats, Zhang Xiaoshun found an excuse to escape.

Putting down the phone, Zhang Xiaoshun extracted the bottle of sweet-scented osmanthus honey from the phone.

As soon as the lid was opened, a long and refreshing fragrance was released, filling the whole room.

Just the smell, Zhang Xiaoshun felt that it would definitely taste good.

Swallowing the foam secretly, Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't wait any longer, and put it to his mouth.

There is a hint of sweetness in the fragrance. After drinking it, it feels like the whole body is soaked in the sea of ​​clouds, which is so comfortable.

The heart, liver and heart, and every part of the body, have been optimally enjoyed.

Take a sip, the lips and teeth will be fragrant, and the aftertaste will be endless.

Whether it was in the previous life or brought to the Westward Journey, Zhang Xiaoshun swears that this is definitely the best thing he has ever drunk.

"Goooooooooooo..."

After a burst of drinking, a bottle of sweet-scented osmanthus honey was poured into the belly of Zhang Xiaoshun who couldn't help it anymore.

"It's cool, it's so cool, I really want to drink it every day."

Reminiscing the lingering fragrance between his lips and teeth, Zhang Xiaoshun subconsciously thought.

He never thought that there would be such a delicious thing in the world.

Zhang Xiaoshun felt that there was nothing like this small bottle of osmanthus honey for fine nectar and jade liquid, and all kinds of juices and drinks in later generations.

After a long while, Zhang Xiaoshun walked out of the sweet-scented osmanthus honey. Outside, Xiangmi had come to the end of the show and was playing the ending song of the record.

"The left hand holds the earth, the right hand holds the sky, and the palm prints cracked lightning from ten directions..."

Over Chang'an City, Chang'e's melodious and ethereal singing echoed, making people feel as if they had returned to Xiangmi TV.

After a while, when the singing was over, Xiaoqing flew back with the photo stone.

Seeing Xiaoqing, Zhang Xiaoshun's heart suddenly moved, and he thought of what happened during the day.

The hateful Guanyin dared to come and strike him with lightning. If it wasn't for the Jade Emperor, he might be arrested and taken to Lingshan now.

Zhang Xiaoshun's temperament has always been unforgiving, and he will directly avenge any grudges.

It's true that he can't beat Guanyin, but it doesn't prevent him from taking revenge.

If you dare to send someone to this Daoist Lord, I will give you a countermeasure.

With a smug sneer at the corner of his mouth, Zhang Xiaoshun called Xiaoqing over.

"Dao-jun, what's the matter?"

Xiaoqing ran over with a bright smile on his face.

She is obviously a snake demon who has cultivated for an unknown number of years, but she has the heart of an innocent little girl who dares to love and hate.

"Of course there is something urgent, come in!"

Zhang Xiaoshun smiled and entered the room with Xiaoqing, and only after Zhu Xianjian made sure that no one was looking at this side with his spiritual sense, did he talk to Xiaoqing.

After hearing Zhang Xiaoshun finished speaking, Xiaoqing's eyes widened: "You want me to cheat the treasure from the Bodhisattva?"

"Whether it's cheating or not, it doesn't sound good. We just use the waste, and let her go. She is so strong, and many things are useless."

Looking at Xiaoqing seriously, Zhang Xiaoshun corrected him.

Xiaoqing was speechless, so just lie, why are you so tall!

"Do you want to save your sister from suffering? As long as you help me, I will help you rescue her from Guanyin sooner or later."

Looking at Xiaoqing who was thinking, Zhang Xiaoshun continued to be persuasive.