Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

Chapter 202 The Stimulated Lao Tzu

"Boy, the way you meet is very unfriendly!"

With a dark face, Yuan Shi raised his hand to hold Zhu Xianjian.

There were obviously four of them, why did this kid shoot his sword at him alone?

"Hey, master, who is this bad old man?"

Zhang Xiaoshun, who didn't know he was trying to die, looked at Tongtian strangely.

Wasn't Tongtian alone in the past, why suddenly there are three more.

Could it be that the others are his senior brothers and sisters?

"I am your uncle!"

Yuan Shi, who was furious, waved his hand and slapped Zhang Xiaoshun directly on the ground.

Rubbing the back of his head, Zhang Xiaoshun got up in a daze, and looked at Tongtian, who was twitching at the corner of his mouth, with a bit of grievance on his face.

It's still not the master, why didn't you remind me?

"Ahem, I'm your uncle Laozi, he's your second uncle Yuanshi, and that's your uncle Nuwa!"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshun's wonderful expression, I suppressed a smile and introduced him.

In an instant, Zhang Xiaoshun's mouth grew big, lying on the grass, it turned out to be these big shots.

Excluding Hongjun at present, there are a total of seven saints on the surface, and he saw four at once today.

To die, he almost slapped one of them with his sword just now.

But soon, Zhang Xiaoshun thought of another thing.

In the Battle of the Conferred Gods back then, my master Tongtian Jiaozhu encountered his two senior brothers and joined forces with the two Westerners to besiege him.

Such a huge cut-off teaching, but they can only linger on their last breath after being punished by them, so the master should not deal with them!

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoshun immediately resisted the urge to apologize politely.

The fate of the grass on the wall is usually the worst, and he must stand firm.

Tongtian has always treated him kindly, and he intends to stand here.

"Uncle? I don't have an uncle. I heard that my uncle was struck to death by lightning a long time ago!"

Zhang Xiaoshun pretended to be stupid and stared at Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi strangely.

The smiles on their faces suddenly froze, and the faces of the two became darker than the bottom of the pot.

Who the hell told you that your uncle was struck to death by lightning?

The two of us are in front of you, are you blind with your big light bulb eyes?

Besides, with the strength of our saints, what kind of lightning can kill us?

Facing the satisfied and dazed Zhang Xiaoshun, the two angry people had nowhere to vent their anger, and finally fell on the snickering Master Tongtian.

"The good apprentice you teach, did you fabricate a lie to deceive him?"

Yuan Shi snorted lightly, with a bad expression on his face.

Although Laozi didn't speak, he put on a posture that Tongtian didn't give an explanation, so he didn't like to let it go.

Of course, Zhang Xiaoshun would not let Tongtian take the blame for the hole he poked, and started talking nonsense.

"It wasn't the master who told me, it was Ran Deng and Tathagata who told me. Last time they blocked me, I used the master to scare them, and they said that your uncle was struck to death by lightning. Your master knew about it. What can I do!"

When speaking, Zhang Xiaoshun tried his best to put on an expression that I am sincere and sincere.

Nv Wa next to her couldn't help it any longer, she laughed and said, "These two guys who have rebelled against Buddhism are really escaped!"

"That's right. A few days ago, Guanyin came to the door and insisted on asking me who is more beautiful, she or Empress Nuwa. I said it was Empress, and she beat me up. If it wasn't for the Jade Emperor, I don't know if I would be able to stand here today."

When Zhang Xiaoshun answered the words, Nuwa was so angry that her face instantly became angry and she gritted her teeth.

Damn Guanyin, dare to compete with my empress for beauty?

"For the sake of me revealing such important news, please give me some greetings!"

Pretending that nothing happened, Zhang Xiaoshun stretched out his hand and said with a smile.

Yuan Shi and the others are speechless, why don't you think we are stupid, are you fooling a three-year-old child?

Are you afraid that you want us to fight Buddhism?

This kid is much more cunning than Master Tongtian.

"I don't even give a meeting gift. I'm really stingy. I'm in a bad mood. When I go back, I will stop serving Doudizhu and Farm."

Looking at the expressions of the three, Zhang Xiaoshun curled his lips, boldly threatening openly.

Yuan Shi and the others were so angry, thinking about how many of them, the majestic and immortal saints, have ever been threatened.

Although this kid is not unique, he is definitely one of the weakest among them.

You mere immortal, who gave you the guts?

But let alone, they really didn't dare to do anything to Zhang Xiaoshun.

Firstly, it was naturally because Zhang Xiaoshun's master was the sage Tongtian.

If they really got rid of Zhang Xiaoshun, they would definitely restart the Saint War with their violent temper.

At that time, it was just like playing around in the sea of ​​chaos, it was a truly devastating fight.

Tongtian, who has no worries, they are really not sure to block it.

The second one is naturally due to Zhang Xiaoshun himself.

Since the appearance of Zhang Xiaoshun, many changes have taken place in the Three Realms invisibly.

The boring years are no longer so boring, because Zhang Xiaoshun's various inventions, whether it is a fairy, a Buddha, or a ghost, life has become much more exciting.

Accustomed to such days, they dare not imagine what would happen to the Three Realms if everything disappeared.

"Forget you, brat, it was a mistake for me to go to Biyou Palace today!"

Taiqing sage Lao Tzu had a dark face and threw something with his hands, Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly caught it cheerfully.

This is a rich lord, and his avatar, Taishang Laojun, is very successful in the heavenly court.

With alchemy in one hand, I don't know how many gods owe him favors.

As for the treasures in his hands, let alone a random rope used as a belt, the power is unimaginable.

"Hey hey hey, what is this?"

Holding the bottle in his hand, Zhang Xiaoshun opened it and took a look, his eyes were full of strangeness.

The bottle itself is not a magic weapon, nor is it a pill inside, but a bottle of clear liquid.

"Taishang Wangqing Water, drinking it can free you from the troubles of love and hate, how about it, what a treasure!"

Lao Tzu chuckled, he didn't look like a saint, he was clearly an old man secretly selling small movies in the mortal world.

Zhang Xiaoshun was speechless, the woolen man was too careless, give me this dry hammer?

"You'd better keep drinking by yourself, cut off love and love, so what if you cultivate until you live the same life as the world, does it make sense?"

After stuffing the bottle to Lao Tzu, Zhang Xiaoshun said something very casually.

But it was just such unintentional words, and after he finished speaking, he was shocked to find that Lao Tzu's whole body was as petrified, motionless.

The expression on Lao Tzu's face has become so complicated that words cannot describe what happened.

Zhang Xiaoshun was taken aback, lying on the grass, what's wrong with this big guy, he must have been provoked by me, and wants to deal with me, right?

The flustered Zhang Xiaoshun quietly moved to the side of Master Tongtian, so that if something happened, the master could save him.

"Oh, I've lived so many years in vain, and I'm not as good as a boy who is only twenty years old. Well said, that's great."

"Without love, so what if you cultivate to live the same life as the heavens and the earth, so what if you are immortal and immortal, after all, you are just a puppet without emotion."

"As you practice, as you practice, you gradually forget your original intention and why you are cultivating. Rong'er, here I come."

Suddenly, like a maniac, Lao Tzu said a bunch of nonsense and rushed out of Biyou Palace.

When he was leaving, he waved his hand, and a ray of light fell into Zhang Xiaoshun's hand.

Zhang Xiaoshun looked, but found that it was a golden pagoda.

Chapter 203 The Vision of Heaven and Earth

"Lying on the grass, isn't this the Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda of Heaven and Earth?"

Staring at the small tower in his hand, Zhang Xiaoshun's breathing was a little short.

This pagoda is Lao Tzu's most precious treasure for protecting himself. Once it is sacrificed, it will be invincible.

In the Battle of the Conferred Gods back then, Lao Tzu offered sacrifices to this pagoda, but the Immortal Trapping Sword and Zidian Hammer of the Master Tongtian couldn't do anything about it.

Some people even say that this tower is the first magic weapon of defense in the Three Realms.

Zhang Xiaoshun felt that with this pagoda, he no longer needed to be afraid of the quasi-sage, if the saint did not come out, he could go wild.

"No, big brother rushed out of the Chaos Sea!"

Suddenly at this moment, Yuan Shi's face changed wildly and he exclaimed.

No one expected in advance that this would happen.

Back then, the saints agreed that the main body would not enter the Three Realms. After so many years, no one violated it.

But today, after Zhang Xiaoshun said a few words, Laozi took the lead in breaking this rule.

Before the voice fell, Yuan Shi had already chased him out, and he had to stop it.

First of all, the sage's entry into the wild is a factor of instability.

Back then, because of the unscrupulous actions of the saints, the Primordial Continent was forcibly broken.

Secondly, they have another purpose in Chaos Sea, to guard Tongtian.

If the Four Sages lost the strongest Lao Tzu, whether they would be able to guard Tong Tian is not guaranteed.

All of them witnessed Tongtian's fighting power and ability to educate disciples back then.

If it is allowed to act indiscriminately, the Jiejiao will definitely rise, and the pattern of the Three Realms will definitely change by then.

As the ruler behind the current Heavenly Court, Yuan Shi naturally would not allow this kind of thing to happen.

"Boy, your ability is beyond my imagination. With a few words, senior brother ran out of the sea of ​​chaos. Senior brother Tongtian is considered free."

In Biyou Palace, only Nuwa, Zhang Xiaoshun and Tongtian were left, at this moment, Nuwa suddenly looked at Zhang Xiaoshun with a smile and said.

With a sneer, Zhang Xiaoshun scratched his head and said, "Can I say, I was just saying something carelessly, who knows what kind of stimulation he received!"

"No matter what the process is, this result is very good. Senior brother has made up his mind. Senior brother Yuanshi can't be pulled back."

Nuwa smiled and shook her head, her eyes shifted to the Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda in Zhang Xiaoshun's hand.

In order to repay the kindness of awakening, the senior brother even gave this kid his personal protection treasure.

Seeing that Nuwa was staring at his tower, Zhang Xiaoshun thought he was going to grab it, so he hurriedly hid it in fright.

"This is for me, ma'am, you can't snatch it!"

Nuwa's face darkened, and she said angrily, "Am I the one who robbed you of something from a junior?"

"That can't be said. Last time, I was almost beaten to death because I rejected my mother's friend request!"

Cursing his lips, Zhang Xiaoshun muttered in a low voice, if he said he didn't have any resentment in his heart, how could it be possible.

Even for this reason, he did not hesitate to use the matter of collecting TV tickets to make the immortals condemn Nuwa and Qingluan.

"You bastard, is it as simple as refusing? Haven't you heard that you repeated it again and again? Didn't you repeat it again and again? In the end, you blocked my mother. Are you a saint so easy to bully?"