I became popular in half the entertainment industry

I became popular in half of the entertainment industry Author: I am most afraid of singing love songs

brief introduction:

My disadvantage: In this parallel world, there are no movies or TV shows that I have watched, songs that I can sing, sketches that I can direct, or that I can write...

Chapter 1 totally unexpected

what's the situation!

Shen Lin squatted beside the railing with his mobile phone in his arms, and unconsciously turned up the collar of his clothes, because it was too cold.

But what's the situation?Stunned by short videos?Why is the soundtrack so old-fashioned? Is the 80s old Hong Kong style suddenly popular now?

And the funny video in the short video, too old-fashioned, right?Anyway, you still make the two young ladies fight over there?Why is it still the set of the 80s Spring Festival Gala? Is this also the beginning of nostalgia?Art is also popular retro?

Shen Lin's forehead is full of black lines, he doesn't know whether it's a severe crackdown or the big data is broken, why do he keep pushing these to himself?

I want to see if Miss Sister is okay!

Shen Lin was anxious for a moment, so he stood up abruptly. He didn't know whether his legs were numb from squatting for a long time, or it was because it was too cold.

Shen Lin's forehead twitched, thinking what's going on?Where is this bridge from?This is going to be over!

But a force jumped directly from the collar to the neck, and he just pulled himself back.

"Are you jumping every day or something?"

Shen Lin was pulled back and fell to sit on the ground. When she raised her head, she saw a girl with baby fat in a down jacket that didn't fit well, yelling at herself.

"Where is this trouble?" Shen Lin was in a daze. He was squatting on the side of the road playing with his mobile phone, so why did he run to the river?

Li Hong put his hands on his hips and said, "You still ask me where the trouble is? Yesterday, no, even the day before yesterday, if I hadn't held you back, your body would have floated out of Yandu along the river in front of you." .”

Shen Lin got up from the ground, thinking what are these talking about?

"Girl, do you think I'm a second idiot? Am I free to jump into the river here?"

Li Hong laughed angrily at Shen Lin's appearance, if you didn't owe me half a year's rent, who would have found out that you were about to give up your ideals and jump into the river!And when you're being stubborn?

"Yes, I don't know which second idiot almost jumped off just now."

Li Hong stared at Shen Lin and said.

Shen Lin pointed to his nose and snorted contemptuously: "Me? I am a dignified people's teacher, I am a dignified seven-foot man, I jumped into the river? Where did you just say this is? Yandu? Do you think I am stupid or something? Don’t think I haven’t been to a big place, don’t think”

Shen Lin pointed to the distance, and by the way, this is definitely not the small county where he lives, it is definitely a big city, that's right, I went there once for the postgraduate entrance examination, and I have seen the big world.

But before he saw clearly what the metropolis was like, he was defeated and could never go back to have a good time. This was his eternal pain.

Can anyone tell me how the hell did I get here?

"Come on, you, you won't die if you don't brag. Are there people's teachers who share the basement with me and rely on my rent? Go back quickly. You have the last professional exam tomorrow. After all, you still have the ability to sit Graduate students there, and I will always be a passer-by."

When the chubby and cute girl said this, there was both envy and hatred on her face.I envy him for being qualified to apply for a postgraduate entrance examination, but I also hate him for being blessed and ignorant of blessings. If you fail to pass the examination, you don’t have to jump into the river. Although you have taken the examination three times, you should get used to it.

"Wait, what's the mess, what am I going to take? I took the postgraduate entrance examination more than ten years ago. Don't fool me. Tell me quickly, how did I get here? Who the hell is this kidding?"

"Who fooled you? Your exam admission ticket is still in my hand!" Li Hong took out the exam admission ticket from the bag on his back and handed it to Shen Lin.

Shen Lin was dumbfounded, the photo on the admission ticket was really her, but Shen Lin could swear that she had never taken this photo, let alone had such a hairstyle.

Could it be that I have encountered rebirth?I've only heard of this, never seen it.

But it was more than ten years ago that I participated in the postgraduate entrance examination. At that time, I was still using a functional phone with a big flip, but what the hell is the smart phone in my hand?What the hell are these small program APPs?

Shen Lin's nose almost twisted in anger, as expected he was fooling himself.So he stuffed the admission ticket in his hand into Li Hong's chubby hands.

"Make it up, keep making it up. Give me the basement shared with you, tell me I'm going to jump into the river, and make me a tragic character, do you think this is interesting?" Shen Lin yelled straight away, after all, those days with dreams were his happiest. The time of the day is also the day I don't want to mention the most.

Whoever mentions him will be in a hurry.

That is the eternal pain in my heart, but now someone is making fun of me again, can I not get frustrated?

Li Hong shook her chubby head and nodded again, she seemed to be confused by Shen Lin.This kid is probably schizophrenic, and has already begun to deny himself.

But it’s better to die than to live. I haven’t finished the exam yet, so I still have a chance!

At this time, Li Hong's mobile phone in his bag rang suddenly, and the ringtone was so sloppy.

It is a girl who sings a song similar to "Running waves, waves flowing, thousands of miles of surging rivers never stop" in Shanghai Beach.

This is not as foreign and compelling as Liu Ermao in the countryside used a few years ago, "The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic, and the galloping horse is like the wind".

Li Hong was looking at Shen Lin warily just now, but when he got on the phone, he changed his face and said, "Uncle Zhang, hey, yes, I found it, I'm not dead, I'm not dead, the scourge has lived for thousands of years, it's just that my mind is a little broken .Hey, good."

After hanging up the phone, Li Hong stomped her feet and said, "Let's go home and talk about something, are you going to freeze this girl to death or something?"

Shen Lin's heart was even colder. Taking advantage of the time when the fat girl was answering the phone, he flipped through his mobile phone to find a good song to wash his brain away from his bad luck. None of them are magical internet songs, the 80s-style old song "Wandering, Wandering" just now. There is not even a classic Cantonese song, and there is no singer I know.

Shen Lin Sou Su: Andy Lau.

The result: no matching singers.

Shin Rim Search: Jay Chou

The result: no matching singers.

Shin Rim So So: Jacky Cheung

Shin Lin Soso: Cai Xukun

The result is: no matching singers

Shen Lin wanted to believe that you are a big-headed ghost, but there is nothing like this. Did Penguin Music block you from singers all over the Internet or what happened?

Your sister, Shen Lin discovered a more terrifying thing, this phone is not my Huawei, why is it replaced by an Apple, and my own fingerprint, actually opened the fingerprint lock properly!

What's even scarier is that in the photo album, there are actually selfies of myself.Selfies are not parental content, it's a picture of yourself.

Inside are all me in my early twenties, with such a small appearance, there is no sense of age at all!

Hemp egg!

What exactly is going on?

In a hurry, Shen Lin asked all three philosophical questions, but there was no answer!

Why the world is still like the original world, but I have changed and become younger.

Why is the world not the same as before? Because those songs are gone, because those movies and TVs are gone. This entertainment industry seriously does not match the people's living standards.

You can't let the masses smash walnuts with their smart phones to play!

Chapter 2 This world is different

Shen Lin rubbed his sore buttocks, and sat in front of the desk in the basement that was full of postgraduate entrance examination materials, while the Baidu map on his phone showed his current location.

It's really Yandu!It's just this Yandu, not that Yandu.

Shen Lin panicked. He might have traveled through time, even through a parallel world.

As for what a parallel world is, I have heard of it, but I have never seen it!

Shen Lin didn't care about the pain in his butt, so he clicked on the starting point to read. He also met those big cows who wear thousands of clothes.

But when he opened it a bit, Shen Qiao was still dumbfounded. It was full of martial arts popular in the 80s, and the urban romance Mary Su was the rest.

There is no such thing as time-traveling and rebirth.

Without the time-traveling seniors, who is his guiding light!

Rely on the postgraduate entrance examination materials in front of you?Still stop kidding.

Shen Lin wasn't even interested in taking a look, since he couldn't pass the exam anyway.

Shen Lin looked through the bookshelves where he started reading for a long time, searched all kinds of book lists, and finally sighed silently, why is the spiritual world here so lacking?

, songs, movies, and TV series are all the same, properly at the level of the early 80s.

Shen Lin suddenly thought, if I copied two books from memory to practice and upgrade against the sky, wouldn't I be a proper master?

However, Shen Lin quickly slapped himself, who the hell wrote it, only the second idiot!

There was a blackened banana on the radiator in the basement, and Shen Lin quickly ate it in shock.

Shen Lin, who ate a wilted banana, told himself not to panic, as a teacher in a small county town, he had never seen such a big storm.

Back then, I failed the postgraduate entrance examination. Fortunately, I also passed the teacher qualification certificate and applied to be a teacher in a private school.He actually allowed himself to be a substitute teacher in elementary school, and he just got mixed up with the class teacher in junior high school.

During this period, I was forced to learn the guitar, and I worked as a music teacher for ten years. In order to serve those ancestors, I can play any song and have a proper library of Chinese songs.

Since private schools are all dormitories, and make up classes in violation of regulations on weekends, Shen Lin vomited when he watched the class at night. Fortunately, he was accompanied by a computer, so he couldn’t play games. After all, boring, not picky eaters.

He can say without humility that his understanding of movies and TV has improved qualitatively through watching a lot of movies and TV. He is absolutely clear about the knowledge of movies and TV.

The royalties for buying fruits are all earned by writing film reviews.

But I'm ashamed to say that I don't write film reviews diligently, or I would become half a pseudo-education expert.

Shen Lin pinched himself, thinking to himself why are you so big-hearted, this time travel is just a joke.

While Shen Lin was thinking wildly, a strong smell of instant noodles came in from outside.

In such a cold night, instant noodles will make people hungry.

Shen Lin's stomach growled.

A big golden retriever dog came in with Li Hong carrying instant noodles, and ran to Shen Lin's bed with a whimper.

Li Hong put the instant noodles on the desk and said: "Eat it, this man is not as good as a dog, no matter how you feed him, he is not as good as my big hair."

Shen Lin was puzzled, didn't everyone say that people who are fatter have a good temper, but why this one is always sharp-mouthed towards him!

But Shen Lin was really hungry. If he hadn't had a little reason to eat the black banana just now, he almost ate it with the skin. He was so fucking hungry.

"Do we know each other very well?" Shen Lin had eggs and luncheon meat in the meeting, so he didn't have the backbone to talk back.

Li Hong thought about Shen Qiao's question very seriously, then sat on Shen Lin's bed, put his arms around Da Mao and said, "I have been your second landlord since you failed the first postgraduate entrance examination, do you know me well?"

It is said that this is the third time I have taken the exam, so I am very familiar with it.

"Uncle Zhang said, if you can't do it this time, you can hang out with us. Uncle Zhang is very powerful, and he is awesome in this circle!" Li Hong said with a thumbs up, with a proud face.

Shen Lin looked up at Li Hong, a girl whose down jacket didn't fit her well, and then at the cold basement. How can you be allowed to live in the basement?

Shen Lin didn't answer. Even if he wanted to continue the postgraduate entrance examination, he would have to wait for next year and study hard for another year, but definitely not now.

And Shen Lin can be sure that now that he is young again, he will definitely not only think about ease and comfort, he is now more eager for a vigorous life than before time-traveling.

Those of you who time travel and rebirth just want to be rich and idle, are you really just ordinary people in your previous life?

But the premise now is to have money to support yourself first.

Li Hong held the docile Da Mao in his arms, and watched videos with Da Mao on his mobile phone while talking.

This is the same as that world.

But the more Shen Lin listened to the sound of the short video, the more panicked he became, like someone who is used to playing mobile games, suddenly asked you to dig a pit to play marbles, what would you feel like?

After eating, Shen Lin wiped her mouth and walked to Li Hong's side. Seeing her holding the phone and smiling foolishly, she couldn't help frowning.

In the video, Li Hong leads Da Mao and walks like a character in Lin Haixueyuan, accompanied by Allegro music.

The vulgar performance, coupled with the old-fashioned music, is simply unbearable!What about the key beauty?What about the tenth level of beauty?Can you play?

But she can't be blamed, this is the mainstream form of short videos in this world, and she hasn't seen anything good.

For the sake of a bowl of noodles, Shen Lin decided to try his best to be a teacher.

"Is there a guitar?"

"There are people who make music next door." Li Hong hugged Da Mao and giggled, fascinated by the demeanor in her short video.

"Borrow and use."

"Say the same as you would."

Shen Lin thought, now you guessed it right, I am more than capable, that is quite skilled, okay?

And I know a lot more. Considering your lack of spiritual world, every proper song is a divine comedy, right?

"Let you see what singing is."