I became popular in half the entertainment industry

As soon as Guo Shan and Luo Min came on stage, their simple words made people feel that time had turned back, to the Spring Festival Gala of the year before last.

Fan Dawei said stubbornly: "I've been looking for you every day, month after month, and I've been looking for you for a year!"

Guo Shan glanced at the audience and said with a smile, "Don't get excited, we never leave names behind when we do good deeds."

"puff!"

This is another burden that came out directly.

Even after reading the script, it still makes people happy.

"I said he's finished! Daughter-in-law, just look at it with your eyesight, what has changed significantly in the past year? Look up" Guo Shan said to the audience.

Luo Min said honestly: "If you talk about changes, your head is bigger than last year."

Everyone looked at the serious, but silly Fan Dawei.

It wasn't a burden at first, because Fan Dawei really had a big neck and head, which made people laugh again.

This is also strange, Shen Lin has even considered this point, it is really very thoughtful.

Guo Shan squeezed his waist and said, "That's right! Because you haven't been on crutches for a year, your virus has risen rapidly. You have two big tendons on your legs, like two highways. The virus is 180 per hour. The speed of the kilometer is rapidly shifting upwards, you are finished, the ruthless illness is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a brand new vegetative person is about to be born!"

What the hell!

Long passages of lines are originally places to avoid for sketches, because it is easy for people to not listen.But for this paragraph, Guo Shan said it too brilliantly.

This is strength, and Shen Lin couldn't help admiring it.

Director Hu Mei admired it even more.

This skit is only suitable for Guo Shan and the others to play it, and it will be greatly discounted by anyone else.

Guo Shan smiled and said, "Stop! Did you see that, not only the head is not good, but the spirit is also problematic. My friend, can you take the test?"

Fan Dawei still had the same expression, just a stick to find someone to reason with: "No problem! How to test?"

"Is your head confused now if you don't speak aloud?"

"I'm awake!"

"How's your breathing?"

"no problem."

"Then you can yell, okay?"

"Okay. That's it, I cooperate with you, I fully cooperate with you, my purpose is to expose you!"

Not only Hu Mei and the others were happy, but Guo Shan himself was also happy.

"Okay, take a deep breath."

"Come!"

"Suck in as much air as you want, and howl out. Shout!"

Guo Shan made a gesture, and Fan Dawei called out directly.The sound is quite loud.

Guo Shan still made gestures, just like a stage conductor.But it's ridiculously funny.

Under his command, Fan Dawei let out the breath he had taken so hard.

Fan Dawei: "Ahhhhhhh"

Guo Shan: "Go on, don't pant, don't pant if you have the ability"

Over there, Fan Dawei had already opened his mouth and remained silent.

Yan Dan was almost elated.

It really doesn't exceed two sentences, and it makes people laugh.

The burden is no worse than before.And it's even better.

It's so bullshit.

Chapter 694 It's time to steal

"Confused?"

"Not confused!"

"Not confused, stop!"

The head over there was shaking like a rattle.

"Why is he confused?"

"I'm hypoxic, that's why I shouted, it's because he's in such a good physique, you have to fall down like this."

puff!

This dialogue is just a joke.

And it also echoes the sale of abductions in the previous year.

It's amazing, only Shen Lin has this ability, right?

Jin Yan wanted to find the flaws in the performance and the script, but only then did she realize that it was simply too difficult.

Seeing her trembling in her heart, it's no wonder Hu Mei is waiting for Shen Lin's book, no wonder Guo Shan can be a little king, no wonder Luo Min and Guo Shan are so popular now.

"Can you learn how to speak?"

"no problem!"

"You can answer what my wife says,"

"Just learn to speak!"

"Are you ready?" Luo Min said blankly and unreasonably.

"All right."

"Wrong! My daughter-in-law said "Are you ready?" and you also said "Are you ready?" This is called learning Chinese."

Fan Dawei: Ah, is this the beginning?all right.

At this time, Fan Dawei obviously changed from being a stickler just now, to a foolish and foolish appearance again.

It makes people want to laugh even more.

"You're a fool! If you want to fix that intelligence test, does Shen Lin know? The kind that asks people to ask questions online, and everyone is invincible! I can do it!"

Everyone present had read the script, but they were still amused by Shen Lin's move. Is this a disguised form of boasting?

Shen Lin has a complicated expression.It is necessary to change here, because this world does not have Li Yong's extraordinary six plus one answer to pass the test.

Can only use their own.

However, Shen Lin felt that it was obviously not as good as that world, because in that world, Li Yong was the host, and he could substitute it for the camera.

But Shen Lin didn't know that this was not so good in the eyes of others.

They don't know how to place advertisements, otherwise, Hu Meide and Shen Lin asked for money.

"Is that so? Well, I'll give you an intelligence test question that a three-year-old child can answer, that is, a brain teaser."

At this time, everyone knew that this was called a brain teaser.Shen Lin invented this?

"Don't be a three-year-old child, if you are capable, you will be a four-year-old!"

"Can you be four years old?"

"Look, he's only in this age group, why are we afraid of what he's doing. Please listen to the questions"

Damn, soon, Yan Dan burst into tears from laughter.

This is also the charm of Shen Lin's sketches, and also the charm of Guo Shan and his performances.

Even if I have read the script, even if I have not only seen the sketch once, but I just can't stand watching it once and laughing once.

Jin Yan's mood was abnormally gray and cold. If this continues, she will always be oppressed by Guo Shan.

There will be no day of success.

The screenwriters of the other groups felt as if they had been beaten to death after seeing Shen Lin's script, and they also wanted to imitate a similar script.

After all, it is too easy for Shen Lin to write the script.It's like playing!

It was written in four to 10 minutes, and it was performed on the spot without even changing a single line.

Compared with myself, it is even more amazing.

I also feel that writing a script is not so difficult!

But when they really conceived in their heads, it was over, as if their minds were blocked, they couldn't jump out of what Shen Lin wrote.

After the performance, everyone looked at Shen Lin instead of Guo Shan and the others.

Shen Lin said shyly, "If you are not satisfied, can we change it?"

How could Hu Mei be dissatisfied?

Directly said to the director of the language class: "Mr. Guo Shan's work has been finalized. It has passed the first review and there is no need for a second review. Just wait for the rehearsal. It is still scheduled for prime time."

I rely on.

Although anyone could have imagined that Guo Shan's sketch would definitely be selected, it was still surprising to hear Hu Mei say so.

There has never been such a submission!

Yan Dan glanced at Shen Lin happily, and had to say that Shen Lin's talent is obvious to all, and this kind of treatment is the most normal, right?

In fact, this was within Shen Lin's expectation.

Selling a car is still able to win the audience's vote for the favorite sketch of the Spring Festival Gala in a world where sketches are highly prolific and overflowing, let alone in such an era of scarce works of art and no innovation?

Guo Shan was very excited not because the show went directly to the Spring Festival Gala but because Shen Lin did not disappoint him again, which showed that his trust in Shen Lin was right.

Fan Dawei walked to Shen Lin's side, with a doting smile on his face, he kept looking at Shen Lin.

Others don't know, anyway, Fan Dawei thinks that if he didn't have Shen Lin, he would definitely not be who he is now.

And once this skit is on the Spring Festival Gala again, he really thinks that he has gained a foothold on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Hu Mei was always very busy at this time, and Hu Mei, who walked in a hurry, didn't get up to do other things.

Instead, he sat there looking at Shen Lin with a smile.

It made Shen Lin feel a little hairy.

"Director Shen, you are the consultant of our program. Now I have to pass the program of Mr. Guo, you have to find a way for me." Hu Mei didn't go around the corner.

Luo Min looked at his peers who were standing across the room, and couldn't figure it out.

Is this asking Shen Lin to write the script, or just giving ideas?

In fact, the consultant was just an idle job, and in the end, he participated in giving an opinion and helped Hu Mei decide whether to stay or not for the show.

Obviously, these two things are not the work of consultants.

Several sketch groups all stared at Hu Mei blankly.

Oh my goodness, what would it be like if Shin Rim gave the script?

Can Shenlin do it?

Or Hu Mei doesn't mean that.

Jin Yan, who had been standing behind, took a deep breath.

It's not that I didn't plan to find someone to contact Shen Lin and ask Shen Lin to help me write the book, even if I doubled the bid, I didn't hesitate.

But the current Shen Lin is not a poor boy.

Whether it's his copyright or the movie song copyright, he can make his wealth beyond his imagination. Even the current self, with more than ten years of acting career, is not confident that Shen Lin can earn as much.

So it is impossible for him to write notebooks for money.

What's more, even if Shen Lin agrees, Guo Shan does not necessarily agree. Although the Spring Festival Gala program group has always had the practice of screenwriters and directors giving advice to other groups, the two of them are deadly rivals.

But at this time, Hu Mei seemed to have such an idea, so why didn't she try it?

Once Hu Mei agrees and Shen Lin agrees, Guo Shan has no reason not to agree, right?