Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

Fang Yiai asked suspiciously: "Chen Chu, will you be too frightened to come?"

Changsun Chong took out the betting agreement and jokingly said: "If he dares not show his face, I will tell the betting agreement to the people in Chang'an City, so that everyone will know that Chen Chu is a worthless man. What face does he have to marry?" Eldest princess, I want to make that guy a bad name forever..."

As they said that, several people brought their subordinates and waited.

Back and forth, it was past noon.

But Chen Chu hadn't been seen yet.

Fang Yiai, Wang Jingzhi, Gao Xingzheng and others were all sweating profusely from the sun, and their chests were pressed against their backs from hunger.

Fang Yiai said: "Brother Changsun, it's not okay to go on like this. If Chen Chu comes, we'll be hungry and we don't have the strength to beat him to death. Why don't we go and eat something?"

Chang Sun Chong thought for a while, then shook his head: "No, we can't leave here, or that boy Chen Chu thought we were afraid of him, how about this, send some people to the city gate, buy some food, and pad our stomachs first. , when Chen Chu is killed, I invite you all to have a big meal at the best restaurant in the city..."

Several people's eyes lit up.

Changsun Chong immediately sent a dozen people to enter the Yongning Gate.

Not long after, these boys came back, followed by several carriages, which were full of food.

A servant said proudly: "My lord, behind the Yongning Gate, there happened to be a few old men who were selling food, so I asked him to make these for us, without spending a penny!"

Chang Sun Chong nodded with satisfaction: "Good job, you have the demeanor of a gentleman!"

A group of people who were already very hungry gathered around the carriage, picked up food and stuffed it into their mouths.

Even Chang Sun Chong and others are no exception!

After everyone finished eating, they saw three horses galloping towards Yongning Gate.

Immediately, the three of them were Chen Chu, Cheng Chumo, and Cheng Chubi.

Seeing this, Chang Sun Chong laughed loudly and said: "God helped me, Chen Chu will come when I have enough to eat and drink. Today, I must beat him to death to avenge that night..."

Wang Jing rubbed a bump on his forehead, and roared angrily: "Yes, revenge!"

Fang Yiai and the others were all screaming.

Everyone glared at Chen Chu, wishing to kill Chen Chu with their eyes.

under the city gate.

Cheng Chumo felt a little apprehensive when he saw the crowd of more than 100 people in front of him.

He said in a low voice: "Brother Chen Chu, I'm afraid these people are all servants of Chang Sun Chong's family, and there are some guards among them. They are very skilled. The three of us may not be able to beat them..."

Cheng Chubi also looked worried: "Uncle, why don't we admit defeat, you run first, I stay, they can't kill me, I have thick skin."

Chen Chu: "..."

These are two pig teammates!

call.

Chen Chu waved his big iron stick, and said flatly: "It's already here, how would you know if you don't fight..."

After saying that, he got off his horse and stepped forward with a big iron rod.

Seeing this, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.

Three dozen more than 100!

The disparity in head count is too great!

But Chen Chu's face was calm!

There is no fear in my heart!

He stepped forward and asked calmly: "Chang Sun Chong, tell me, how do you fight?"

A stern smile appeared on Chang Sun Chong's face: "Of course it's according to the bet. There is no limit to the number of people. There are more than 100 of us, and we will beat the three of you."

Swish.

Changsun Chong pulled out a sword and stood in front of Chen Chu.

Behind him are Wang Jingzhi, Fang Yiai, and Gao Xingxing.

Chang Sun Chong shouted arrogantly: "Follow me, fight..."

It's only halfway through giving orders.

Ok?

He suddenly frowned and his expression changed.

Then, I saw him standing there, motionless.

There is no text!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Chen Chu said impatiently: "Elder Sun Chong, you still want to be beaten, you are an old man!"

"The old men in the village are better at fighting than you!"

"Which unit do you belong to, the fight is so ink-stained?"

Chen Chu kept urging.

Changsun Chong frowned, his face turned a liver-colored color, and his muscles looked distorted.

Fang Yiai stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "Brother Changsun, what's wrong with you? Don't be afraid, we have so many people, we can definitely beat Chen Chu to death..."

Wang Jingzhi also persuaded: "Brother Changsun, you must not admit defeat at this time!"

Gao Xing said: "Chong'er..."

Changsun Chong took a deep breath, raised his head, and said, "I..."

A word just came out.

puff!

Behind his buttocks, there was a muffled sound suddenly.

A smell spreads in all directions.

The faces of Fang Yiai and the others who happened to be following him changed drastically.

A few people still haven't figured out what's going on.

puff!

Another muffled sound.

Something fine and small splashed out from behind Chang Sun Chong's butt.

Spray it on the faces of Fang Yiai and others.

Fang Yiai touched it with her finger, stuck out her tongue to lick it, and suddenly shouted in horror: "It's shit!"

"what……"

The three of them ran back in fright.

But he saw Changsun rushing behind him, puffing non-stop.

Everywhere is fine debris splashing.

Fang Yiai and the others just ran two steps away.

Puff puff.

The three of them exploded almost at the same time, leaving long yellow trails behind them.

Looking at those servants, they were confused at first.

But immediately, there were popping explosions around them one after another.

puff!

puff!

A few random people are okay, but more than 100 people erupting at the same time, it sounds like expired firecrackers.

For a moment, outside the Yongning Gate, there was a stench and screams.

One by one, hugging their stomachs, bending over, sticking their ass up and squirting out.

There was a guy who didn't care about his appearance, hurriedly lifted his robe, hid on the ground and prepared to deal with it. Who would have thought that a big man would run towards him.

He yelled, "Don't come here..."

The big man has already passed by his side.

puff!

All sprayed on his face.

The scene is completely out of control.

The Cheng Chumo brothers were all dumbfounded.

Cheng Chubi looked at Chen Chu in surprise, and asked, "Uncle, you did all this?"

Chen Chu was also in a daze.

He shook his head.

In fact, he specially brought his Ruyi Golden Cudgel today, just to try how many ordinary people he can beat by himself.

Who would have thought that the fight hadn't started yet!

The other party started feeding shit.

The scene is too grand!

It is simply a famous scene in Tang Dynasty!

So terrifying!

Chen Chu also saw that there was a warrior who sprayed more than ten steps away.

At this time, Changsun Chong hurriedly ran towards this side.

When Chen Chu and the others saw this, they ran back in fright.

Changsun Chong covered his stomach with his left hand and his buttocks with his right hand, and shouted: "Chen Chu, don't go, I'll give you a thousand guan... Hurry up and find someone to help me, I can't do it..."

Chen Chu ran away without looking back: "I'll give you [-] guan, tell me how you did it!"

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Chapter 113 Famous in Chang'an City

"Whoosh..."

The three ran back to Chang'an City in one breath.

Cheng Chubi asked out of breath, "Uncle, are you still fighting?"

Chen Chu said angrily: "Slap, fuck what, do you want to be a shit-stirring stick?"

Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi shook their heads at the same time.

In that scene, as long as you go in, you will probably be covered in shit.

Only true warriors dare to face the shit flying in the sky.

But Chen Chu laughed and said: "It's impossible to fight, but it's a pity that only the three of us appreciate this famous scene. More people should see it..."

Cheng Chumo's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Brother Chen Chu, what do you mean?"

Chen Chu waved his hand: "Split up!"

hooves.

Three healthy horses headed in three directions quickly.

In a short time, the three of Chen Chu scattered and appeared in various places.

They go to crowded places.

"Did you know? Outside the Yongning gate, someone is having a shit fight. What? What's the shit fight? I can't explain it in a few words. Just go and see for yourself!"