"Villager, I have seen Liuli, a glass cup can be exchanged for a house in Chang'an City, but this thing is even more beautiful than Liuli!"
"This is auspicious! May our Qingfeng village be prosperous forever!"
"Uncle Qi is really lucky!"
"Village Master, drink this fairy medicine quickly!"
Li Changle leaned forward and looked at the fetish curiously.
However, the corner of Chen Chu's mouth twitched.
I go!
Isn't this a glass bottle of body modification?
After he finished peeing last night, he threw it away.
It was picked up by the old man.
Li Changle sniffed his nose, and suddenly asked in confusion: "Huh? Why does it have a strange smell?"
Chen Chu pouted.
That was my first pee after I came to Datang, and I held it back for several hours, how could the smell not be strong?
This silly girl doesn't really want to drink, does she?
I go!
How can we have a happy wedding together after that?
But Li Changle frowned and looked at Qishu: "Qishu, I am young and don't need this kind of fairy medicine. You are old, why don't you drink it! Maybe it can prolong your life."
Uncle Qi was very excited: "Master, is it true?"
"Of course!"
"Then subordinates would be more respectful than obedient!"
Uncle Qi kowtowed three times against the glass bottle with trembling hands, then solemnly lifted it up, studied it for a long time, opened the lid, opened his mouth, and gulped down.
"Well!"
"belch!"
Uncle Seven burped, his face flushed.
Chen Chu was shocked!
I go!
Not even blinking an eye.
It's a wolf!
Li Changle hurriedly asked: "What is the taste of the fairy medicine?"
Uncle Seven licked his tongue and recalled: "Village Master, my subordinates can't tell!"
Everyone looked at Uncle Qi enviously.
That is a fairy medicine!
Not to mention immortality, at least it can prolong life.
A teenager rushed out from the crowd, picked up the glass bottle on the table, poured a few drops into his mouth, and then licked the mouth of the bottle reluctantly.
The person next to him saw it, took it over, and licked it too.
The rest followed suit.
In the end, the glass bottle was licked until it was slick.
Someone even wanted to hand it to Chen Chu, but Chen Chu quickly avoided it.
Of course Li Changle didn't answer either.
Chen Chu touched his nose, feeling a little apprehensive.
When Uncle Qi was drinking, he actually wanted to stop him, but the old man was quick and quick, so it was too late.
wait until now...
If you tell the truth, you will definitely be beaten to death.
Forget it, just treat it as a drink!
……
Chapter 4 Do you have the heart to deface my prosperous face?
Because Qishu is a warrior of drinks, Li Changle simply gave him the glass bottle as well.
The old man laughed happily.
Chen Chu stood behind the crowd and looked at the old man.
The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven forgive!
Old man, you hit me with a stick, drink my urine now, we'll be even!
In the blink of an eye it was noon.
Seventh Uncle hugged the glass bottle and said with a smile: "Village Master, Mr. Village Master, the meal is ready, please go to the front hall for dinner."
Chen Chu looked at Uncle Qi, then at the group behind Uncle Qi who had just licked the bottle, shook his head resolutely, waved his hands and said, "You don't need to eat, take your leave!"
The big pot rice that the cottage eats.
Chen Chu couldn't accept it!
Seeing this, Li Changle also turned around and left with Chen Chu.
……
Back in the backyard.
Chen Chu looked at the charming Li Changle, and said, "My lady, it's hot summer, why don't we take a nap."
In order to complete the task of living with Li Changle as soon as possible, Chen Chu even changed his address.
Unexpectedly, Li Changle's face was red, and he said angrily: "Ask your mother, my village master is so hungry that you are only thinking about the bridal chamber?"
Chen Chu was taken aback, "I'm talking about sleeping separately!"
"That's not OK!"
Chen Chu: "..."
I saw Li Changle sitting on the steps, touching his flat stomach, and said depressedly: "I'm so hungry!"
Chen Chu squatted beside her and said, "The village master..."
Li Changle interrupted her directly: "When you want to have a bridal chamber, you are a lady, and when you don't want to have a bridal chamber, you are a village owner?"
Can this be challenged?
Chen Chu's face turned dark: "Okay, lady... Since you're hungry, why don't you ask the cottage cook to cook you something?"
Li Changle shook his head: "No, this village owner feels that since Uncle Qi and others drank the fairy medicine, the whole village is filled with a strange smell."
Chen Chu's face turned darker.
No!
I'm not a husky!
Can a bubble of urine smoke the entire cottage?
Looking at the pitiful King of the Mountain, Chen Chu had an idea: "Why don't I treat you to chicken!"
"What to eat?"
"Chicken! Come with me!"
Chen Chu took Li Changle to the back mountain.
……
Beside a pool of water in the back mountain.
Chen Chu sat on the rock and raised his legs.
Li Changle squatted on the ground, in front of him was a pile of mud, a freshly caught pheasant, and a few fresh lotus leaves.
She was confused, and looked up at Chen Chu: "You mean, let the owner of this village make chicken for you, and you will be an uncle?"
Chen Chu took it for granted, "Otherwise?"
Li Changle was angry: "Why?"
Chen Chu looked at his own reflection in the pool, and asked, "Do you have the heart to watch this mud stain my prosperous face?"
Li Changle: "..."
Chen Chu continued: "Of course, you don't have to do it, anyway, I'm not hungry! It doesn't matter if you don't eat this poached chicken, anyway, it's only ten times better than the counterfeit food!"
ten times?
Since Li Changle came to Qingfengzhai after leaving the palace, his biggest dissatisfaction is that the food in Qingfengzhai is too rough, and he has never had a good meal.
Suddenly hearing an unheard of dish, the taste buds were instantly mobilized.
Li Changle gritted his teeth.
For the poached chicken!
Endure it!
She raised her head and looked at Chen Chu pitifully: "I won't..."
Chen Chu said with a serious expression, "I'll only tell you how to cook the poached chicken once!"
"It's actually very simple to make a chicken. There are four steps in total!"
"The first step is to break the neck of the chicken, open the back door, take out the internal organs, and clean them."
"The second step, stuff in the seasoning!"
"The third step is to wrap the chicken with lotus leaves, then wrap it with thin mud, put it into the pit and cover it with mud."
"The fourth step is to light the fire, it will take about an hour."
Li Changle's eyes lit up.
She has never heard of this poached chicken recipe.
The only dissatisfaction is to do it yourself!
I am the princess of golden branches and jade leaves!
Want to serve this uncle?
For the poached chicken!
She rolled up her sleeves and trouser legs, and began to operate in Chen Chu's way.
Chen Chu leaned on the stone, basking in the sun, and fell asleep without knowing it.
I don't know how long it took, but a scent came to my nostrils.
Chen Chu moved his nose and opened his eyes.
Not far away, Li Changle, the King of the Mountain, was squatting, gnawing on the chicken.
A pile of chicken bones and crushed clods of hard soil piled up under her feet.
"Wow, it's delicious!"
"Oh! It's so fragrant!"
"So full!"
"No, I've eaten up all the main people in this village, and I won't leave a chicken feather for the big bastard!"
Chen Chu, who had just walked behind her, had black lines all over her head.
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