Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

Li Er was a little messy.

He wanted to teach Chen Chu a profound lesson.

Who knew it would be this result.

It was as if he had been punched hard.

Very powerless!

He glared at Chen Chu and said, "You don't have anything when you are born, you don't rely on what you do, and you don't live when you succeed. I said it."

When Chen Chu heard this, he immediately became furious: "Old Li, you are not kind. I also brought you so much money. How dare you call yourself Lao Tzu in front of me? Do you want to fight?"

Li Er: "...Lao Tzu is my ancestor, Li Er."

Chen Chu nodded: "Oh, the one who wrote the "Tao Te Ching", didn't say it earlier, what do you mean?"

Li Er: "..."

He is more messy.

So he said in more blunt words: "Chen Chu, I have a word to warn you. You must know how to be humble when you are young. You must know that there are mountains outside mountains and buildings outside buildings. Don't go too far." Arrogant, let’s just say that this time you are confident that you can sell [-] popsicles, and it doesn’t matter if you lose in the end..."

"Wait," Chen Chu hurriedly interrupted Li Er, "You said I lost?"

Li Er said with a smile: "It's past noon now, you haven't sold three thousand popsicles, don't you want to admit defeat?"

Before Chen Chu could speak.

boom.

The courtyard door was suddenly knocked open.

Cheng Chumo was sweating profusely and broke in panting.

He grabbed Chen Chu's hand excitedly, and said happily, "Brother Chen Chu, you won, you won. As of the earliest date, a total of [-] popsicles have been sold."

Chen Chu asked: "The news is true?"

Cheng Chumo nodded affirmatively: "I personally sent someone to order."

Chen Chu asked again: "Does your shopkeeper know?"

Cheng Chumo shook his head: "I'll send you the news as soon as possible, and tell my shopkeeper after you're happy."

Chen Chu pointed aside: "You don't need to go, your shopkeeper is right here."

Cheng Chumo was taken aback suddenly.

He turned his head slowly.

I saw Li Erzheng glaring at him.

What?

Immediately embarrassed.

Cheng Chumo panicked immediately: "Your Majesty... Shopkeeper, I..."

Li Er was very angry.

Also very sad.

His most trusted minister, Cheng Yaojin, even became sworn brothers with Chen Chu.

And Cheng Chumo, whom he trusted most, even betrayed him.

I am the emperor!

Chen Chu is just a country boy!

What is there to admire about him?

Li Er couldn't figure it out.

He asked coldly, "Is it true?"

Cheng Chumo broke out in cold sweat: "Shopkeeper, it's true."

Li Er looked at Chen Chu with an unhappy expression: "Boy, you...won."

After speaking, he flicked his sleeves, turned around and left.

It's okay to lose a bet.

The point is, he has already started to teach Chen Chu a lesson, and now he is a little at a loss.

He had just reached the threshold.

I heard Chen Chu shout: "Old Li, wait a minute, take your broken characters away."

Li Er didn't look back.

But both Chen Chu and Cheng Chumo could hear clearly, the crackling sound of his fist was louder than ever before.

Cheng Chumo panicked for a while, and hurriedly chased him out.

……

by the creek.

Li Er's face was gloomy, and he said angrily, "What's going on?"

Cheng Chumo trembled and said: "Your Majesty, I... I don't know what's going on, everything was normal until yesterday afternoon, suddenly many people came to buy popsicles."

"Could it be Chen Chu playing tricks?"

Cheng Chumo shook his head: "People who come to buy popsicles come from Liang Guogong's mansion, Rencheng Wang's mansion, Zheng Guogong's mansion, Xu Guogong's mansion, and even Qi Guogong's mansion, but most of them are female relatives. Chen Chu is just a commoner. people..."

Liang Guogong Fang Xuanling, Rencheng King Li Daozong, Zheng Guogong Wei Zheng, Xu Guogong Gao Shilian...

These guys, haven't they always opposed buying popsicles?

This……

Li Er was dumbfounded.

What's going on.

He was also bewildered.

Li Er felt that something was out of his control.

He hurriedly said: "Let's go back to Chang'an City, and quickly send an order to Baiqisi to check it out for me."

"Yes!"

……

Li Er hurried back to the palace, and immediately sent someone to summon Sun Wuji and others.

Not long after, Changsun Wuji, Gao Shilian, Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling and others came to Ganlu Hall.

Li Er glanced around, and said: "My dear friends, you have disappointed me so much."

Everyone looked at each other.

Changsun Wuji asked curiously: "Your Majesty, I don't know why we made His Majesty angry."

Li Er was a little speechless and said: "Isn't it because of the popsicles? Yesterday, I solemnly warned you not to buy popsicles, but you took my words as deaf ears. I am so disappointed."

Everyone suddenly realized.

It turns out that His Majesty was angry because someone went to buy popsicles?

And it doesn't look like it's faked.

Everyone was confused again.

Isn't the popsicle business related to Neiku?

Why is His Majesty so angry when someone buys popsicles?

What exactly happened here?

Li Er was confused because he didn't know why so many people went to buy popsicles all of a sudden.

The ministers were confused because they couldn't figure out why His Majesty Li Er was suddenly capricious.

More than a dozen monarchs and ministers fell into a state of confusion.

Fang Xuanling said: "Your Majesty, I didn't decide this matter on my own, it's really out of control, I don't know where I heard that the popsicles can beautify the skin, and I even went to buy popsicles at the expense of my lord..."

Wei Zheng hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the same is true for the cheap, and even fought with the minister because of it."

As he spoke, he hurriedly covered the scratched wound on his neck.

"My daughter is too!"

"The same goes for my wife and a few concubines!"

Everyone you speak my word.

Li Er suddenly understood.

It turned out that the ministers did not betray him.

But it was caused by the female family members of the courtiers' mansion?

This shows that I, the majestic Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, fell into the hands of a group of women.

……

Chapter 56 The Failure History of Emotional Mentor Li Er

Li Er was very helpless.

He never thought that he would fall into the hands of a group of women.

It's unbelievable to say it.

But he couldn't tell the ministers about the complexity of it.

If people knew that he had lost a bet to a country boy, how would he maintain the emperor's prestige in the future?

Li Er thought for a while, and said: "My dear friends, can you ask the female relatives in your mansion to return the popsicles they bought?"

He really couldn't let go of the loss to Chen Chu, and wanted to save it.

Everyone be silent.

Fang Xuanling was the first to say: "Your Majesty, I dare not!"

Wei Zheng also said: "I don't dare."

Hou Junji said: "Your Majesty, I am not very afraid of my wife, but this matter was decided by my mother herself, but she is already 80 years old, so it is not easy for me to object."

Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng are notoriously afraid of guilt, and they don't care about their own face anymore.

Li Er looked at the crowd and sighed helplessly: "Dear dears, I have something I wanted to say a long time ago. You guys are all ministers who have followed me in wars in the south and north and governed the country for many years. There are such things as fear of guilt, and there are so many people who fear guilt, if it is recorded in history books and known to future generations, how will future generations evaluate my courtiers of the Zhenguan Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty... You can’t do this anymore.”

Shame!

In such an era where patriarchy is respected, there are so many ministers who are afraid of guilt.

Incredible!

Li Er was very depressed.

He has already been tricked by these women once, and he will never allow such a thing to happen in the future.

Fang Xuanling raised his head and smacked his lips: "Your Majesty is right, but I... really don't know what to do."

Wei Zheng said: "Yes, I have been here for so many years, and now I don't know how to change it."

Li Er: "..."

In the blink of an eye, Li Er made a great decision.

He wants to help these poor courtiers.

Let them stand up!

Can't be weaker.

He gritted his teeth and said: "Since that's the case, I will talk to you today and take good care of your wife. Take me as an example. The Guanyin servant girl has followed me since childhood, and her mother respects the world. She is in charge of the harem. Her ability is obvious to all. , However, he never dared to disobey my will, and even obeyed my words. You guys, if you can do half of me, that's enough."