Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

Didn't you just get married?

Cheng Yaojin said: "In ancient times, there were three sworn brothers in Taoyuan, how about we come to Qingfengzhai for three sworn brothers?"

Qin Qiong nodded: "Okay, Brother Chen Chu and I hit it off right away, we talked very happily, and we became brothers. It would be great."

"Knot?" Cheng Yaojin asked.

Qin Qiong said: "Knot!"

Chen Chu was at a loss.

Then, he was dragged aside by Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin.

The three knelt down facing an osmanthus tree in the yard.

Cheng Yaojin has been sworn brothers many times, and he already has a lot of experience: "The sky is above, and the loess is below. Today, I, Cheng Zhen, Qin Er, and Chen Chu, are willing to become brothers of the opposite sex. ..."

Speaking of this, Cheng Yaojin remembered the last time Chen Chu covered his mouth.

So he quickly changed his tune and said: "Blessed are the same, and the same is difficult!"

After that, he laughed and stood up: "Now, the three of us are brothers of the opposite sex."

He looked at Chen Chu and Qin Qiong, and said: "The second brother is older than me, and he will be the eldest brother from now on. I am the second brother, and Chen Chu is the third brother."

What?

If I swore a new oath, would I still be younger?

From the second brother to the third brother?

Qin Qiong was also a little confused.

He has always been Qin's second brother.

Good guy, now he's Brother Qin.

Cheng Yaojin is very active in the matter of sworn worship.

Chen Chu couldn't figure out his routine for a while.

Cheng Yaojingang was about to speak, but a figure walked into the door.

Chen Chu saw that he was an acquaintance!

The guy who fought against him yesterday, was teased by him, and knew a great secret of the other party.

It was Li Jing.

Li Jing is now the hottest figure in the court, because he led troops to destroy the Turks, and he helped Li Eryixue the shame of Baqiao negotiations.

Originally, he was curious about Chen Chu's soap factory and popsicle factory, so he came to have a look.

Who knew that as soon as he entered the door, he saw Cheng Yaojin pulling Qin Qiong and Chen Chu to be sworn brothers.

Before he opened his mouth, Cheng Yaojin stepped forward, pointed at Li Jing and said, "Third brother, he is also my best friend, a famous master of Lu!"

Li Jing, word pharmacist.

Cheng Yaojin didn't care whether the other party agreed or not, and directly gave him a pseudonym.

Chen Chu almost couldn't help laughing.

Teacher Li?

If I remember correctly, there was also Li Shishi in the Great Song Dynasty, who was also a brothel woman. It is said that she had in-depth exchanges with Emperor Huizong, and then had in-depth exchanges with Liangshan hero Yanqing.

But in front of him was a thin old man.

Cheng Yaojin said: "It is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Brother Li, you should also worship us. For a talented person like my third brother, it is your blessing to sworn worship with you."

What?

Chen Chu was taken aback.

Li Jing was also a little dumbfounded.

But Cheng Yaojin couldn't wait to say: "Why are you still in a daze, let's worship again."

Chen Chu and Qin Qiong were slightly drunk and a little dull.

Li Jing didn't understand what was going on, so Cheng Yaojin forced him to kneel down on the ground.

Another set of familiar, but very irregular procedures.

Cheng Yaojin got up, made some calculations, and said: "According to age, Li Shishi is now the second brother, I am the third brother, and Chen Chu is the fourth brother."

Qin Qiong's position remains unchanged!

I go!

Chen Chu almost vomited blood.

This is the only way to leave a stick of incense.

He's getting smaller and smaller.

Second brother, third brother, fourth brother!

What kind of trouble is Cheng Zhen going to do?

When they turned their heads, they saw another familiar figure walking in.

It was the old man who was ridiculed by him yesterday that he had been stabbed in all kinds of ways with a stick.

It was Niu Jinda!

Chen Chu suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, Cheng Yaojin's eyes glowed, and he ran towards Niu Jinda excitedly, and asked, "Brother Niu, do you want to become brothers of the opposite sex with us?"

I am!

Come again?

I really can't be any younger!

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Chapter 69

My name is Niu Jinda!

In fact, my single name is Xiu, and my nickname is Xiu'er.

I am a general, I can fight very well!

I am also physically strong, and I have married more than a dozen concubines. I don't know exactly how many children I have now.

I thought my body was so simple and unadorned.

Until one day, His Majesty hurriedly summoned me into the palace, asked me to bring a weapon, and said that I was going to kill a boy.

Then, I was defeated and humiliated.

But I'm not angry at all, because that kid is so good, I'm so convinced that I lost.

Out of curiosity, I came to Qingfengzhai today just to see the excitement.

Who knows, before they figured out what was going on, they became sworn brothers with Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, Li Jing, and that kid.

Until the end of the sworn vows, Niu Jinda was in a daze.

Of course, everyone present except Cheng Yaojin was dumbfounded.

Cheng Yaojin took a special look at the door and felt a little regretful when he saw that no one came in again.

He walked back and said, "It's a great blessing for the five of us to become brothers of the opposite sex today! Let me, Old Cheng, arrange the order!"

"Niu Da is the oldest, brother Niu."

"Qin Er is the second elder brother Qin."

"Master Li is Third Brother Li."

"My old Cheng ranks fourth, and it's the fourth brother Cheng."

"Chen Chunai is the youngest little brother, ranked fifth, and the fifth brother of our older brothers."

Chen Chu snorted.

No surprises.

In less than half an hour, he changed from the second younger brother to the fifth younger brother.

Getting smaller and smaller.

Maybe someday Lao Cheng will get a few more people to worship on a whim, and he can still become smaller.

Cheng Yaojin was the happiest one. He opened several jars of spirits for everyone to drink.

The atmosphere is getting warmer and warmer.

Seeing that everyone was almost drunk.

boom.

Suddenly, Cheng Yaojin slapped the table and looked at Niu Jinda and the others: "Now, we old fellows have such a little brother. Tell me, if the little brother is in trouble, can we help?"

Everyone was dizzy.

Niu Jinda said: "Since Chen Chu called me big brother, he has something to do, how can I just ignore it."

Qin Qiong said: "Fifth brother, if you need something, ask your second brother."

Li Jing looked at it, and felt that it would be impossible not to express his opinion, so he said, "Fifth brother, I am the same."

Cheng Yaojin sneered and asked, "What if there is a danger of life?"

Life worry?

Several big brothers laughed.

We are all the top military generals in the court, and we are still celebrities in front of His Majesty.

And Chen Chu is just a white man.

How much could his life be in danger of?

With the strength of wine, the arrogance of the elder brothers came up.

Niu Jinda patted the table: "With me here, no one can touch Fifth Brother."

Qin Qiong said: "Fifth brother, who dares to touch you."

Li Jing said: "Fifth brother, with your elder brothers here, no one in this world will threaten your life."

Chen Chu was about to collapse.

In fact, he wasn't very drunk.

But this scene is just too funny.

Originally, he thought that Cheng Zhen, who was the first to sworn brothers with him, was already good at bragging.

Unexpectedly, the newly sworn elder brothers are better than the other.

No one dares to touch me yet?

You think you are an important minister of the court.

How many old men want to protect me?

Oops, what a mess.

Chen Chu felt that he had been tricked by Lao Cheng.

He smiled and said: "Brother Niu, Second Brother Qin, Third Brother Li, Fourth Brother Cheng, I appreciate your kindness, but I, Chen Chu, am not a coward. How can I make you worry."

Niu Jinda sneered: "Fart, I can pee eight feet high against the wind."

Cheng Yaojin refused to accept it: "Hmph, I can break tree trunks once, knock down houses twice, and knock down city walls three times."

Qin Qiong said lightly: "I can't compare to you, I only have one hour each time."

Li Jing is not to be outdone: "When I was young, no one dared to go to the bathroom with me. People who saw me going to the bathroom would keep their heads down when they walked."