Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

half an hour.

"Hahaha……"

"Old Cheng sees Your Majesty!"

A burly black man with beards all over his face came in, and the voice came first before anyone arrived.

It sounded like a bell.

It was General Zuo Wuwei, Lu Guogong, and Cheng Yaojin who were at the time.

Walking made a dull sound.

Li Er raised his head and asked, "Zhijie, you came to see me, is there something good for you?"

Cheng Yaojin laughed, and said: "Your Majesty is really a bug in Lao Cheng's stomach..."

Li Er's face suddenly darkened.

Cheng Yaojin didn't care, and said: "Your Majesty, I have followed Your Majesty for many years, and I know that Your Majesty carries a jade pendant with me, and I wrote a letter with the word magnanimous. Your Majesty also taught me to be open-minded in life. Coincidentally, I bought a jade pendant yesterday. , looks exactly the same as His Majesty's piece, I thought, this jade pendant may be a pair, one male and one female, so I specially dedicate it to Your Majesty!"

As he spoke, he took out a jade pendant.

When Li Er saw it, he almost lost his breath.

Good guy, this is exactly the jade pendant that Chen Chu ripped off and took away.

No wonder Cheng Yaojin said they were exactly the same.

Hello Chen Chu!

You dare to sell my things casually.

He took it over, straightened his expression, and said: "Zhijie has a heart, and since that's the case, I will accept it. I'm tired, you go down first."

Cheng Yaojin was taken aback.

He bought this jade pendant at a high price, originally to please Li Er, and then took the opportunity to say a few words for his son Cheng Chumo, so that the stupid son could be promoted to another liter.

Who knows that His Majesty will not give a chance to speak at all.

He scratched his head dejectedly, and turned to leave.

As soon as Cheng Yaojin left, Li Er slapped the table and said furiously: "Chen Chu, it is not a pity to die. Gao Chen, immediately send people out of the city with me!"

……

Qingfeng Village.

Li Changle's eyes widened, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Husband, isn't your name just for people to call you? Why can't others call your name, only I can call you?"

She only thought that the word "husband" belonged to Chen Chu, so anyone could address her, so she solemnly announced the whole cottage.

Who knew that Chen Chu came to her and asked her to withdraw the order.

She blinked her big eyes and stared at Chen Chu innocently.

Chen Chu touched his nose and said, "Village Master, my name was given by my teacher. Before leaving, my teacher specially instructed that only those who are close to me can call me by my name. That is to say, from now on, only you can call me husband, and no one else can!"

Li Changle blushed: "Bah, who is your close person?"

Chen Chu sighed, and said: "After my master left, I was helpless in this world, just like duckweed. Thanks to the village master, he looked up to me and gave me a title. In my heart, you are my closest friend." people!"

Li Changle was stunned when he heard this.

Heart said, alas, although my husband is good-looking, he is also a pitiful person...

She thought for a while and said, "Okay, from now on, I'll be the only one who will call you husband!"

"Call one more!"

"husband!"

"Well, that's nice!"

Chen Chu said with a smile.

To become a real husband and wife with Li Changle, there is a long way to go!

Changing the title is the first step.

After fooling Li Changle, Chen Chu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Otherwise, in the past two days, in the entire cottage, no matter if it was an 80-year-old man, a 30-year-old guy, or a 50-year-old lady, they would all call him husband, making his scalp numb.

Chen Chu went back down the mountain.

From a long distance, I saw a figure swaying in front of his thatched hut.

"Hmph, here comes another money giver, today is really a good day!"

He sneered, picked up a wooden stake, and walked to the front of the house in two or three steps.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an acquaintance!

Li Qin!

Chen Chu suddenly became furious, and shouted: "Good old Li, you just left a few days ago, and today you came back to hunt potatoes, today I told you whether you came back or not..."

That's right, the person in front of the house was Li Er who hurried over.

When Li Er saw Chen Chu, he became angry too.

He said angrily: "Chen Chu, you boy, you still have the face to criticize me. I gave you the jade pendant I carried with me that day. I wanted to make friends with you. Who ever thought you would be so mad that you sold the jade pendant?" , do you still have...do you still have me as a friend?"

Li Er held up the jade pendant engraved with the word magnanimous, angrily.

Chen Chu was dumbfounded.

I go!

Not here to grab potatoes?

Is it to Xingshi to inquire about the crime?

Seeing that jade pendant, he was also a little embarrassed!

He also didn't expect that Li Changle would sell the jade pendant so soon.

And it fell into Li Qin's hands.

Looking at Li Qin's appearance, it seems that he wants to break with me!

No!

I think this friendship can be salvaged.

He rolled his eyes, walked forward, and said to Li Qin with a smile: "Old Li, why are you so angry? If I say that all of this is my arrangement, will you believe it?"

"What arrangement?"

He walked up and put his arm around Li Er's shoulder, and was patted away by Li Er.

Chen Chu was a persistent person, so he put his hand on Li Er's shoulder again.

Li Er shoots again.

Li Qin put his hand on it roughly, and Li Er couldn't move anymore.

Li Er's face turned green.

He is the majestic ninth-five-year-old, the emperor!

Even Changsun Wuji didn't dare to be so disrespectful to him.

He was about to reprimand, but he heard Chen Chu say: "Lao Li, you don't understand the reason for this. In fact, the circulation of this jade pendant just illustrates an extremely important economic reason."

"economics?"

Li Er had never heard of it.

"Yes," Chen Chu said solemnly, "a small jade pendant contains a lot of economic principles. I will give you popular science today, so that you will not be so ignorant when you are old!"

I am ignorant?

Li Er's eyes widened.

His anger could no longer be suppressed.

……

Chapter 10 Wool comes out of the dog

The majestic Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was pointed at his nose and said he was ignorant.

Li Er is so angry!

Kakaka.

His fist was squeezed wildly, and killing intent burst out in his eyes instantly.

Chen Chu didn't know it.

He stared at Li Er's fist curiously, and said in surprise, "Oh, Lao Li, you have a problem with your joints!"

joint?

Li Er was taken aback.

He had never heard such a statement.

Seeing Li Er's bewildered face, Chen Chu chuckled: "Look, you're ignorant again! Let me ask you, do you feel sore or swollen when you punch your fist?"

Li Er subconsciously nodded.

When he was angry, he clenched his fists tightly, and the fists would crack.

Over the years, Li Er has been proud of it.

Because the louder the fist rings, the greater his anger.

Civil and military ministers and close servants would tremble tremblingly when they heard the sound of his fists.

The fly in the ointment is that after each sound, there will be soreness and swelling, sometimes lasting for several days, sometimes unbearable.

Li Er has never told anyone about this shortcoming.

Chen Chu actually knew?

Chen Chu said again: "This is a disease, it must be cured!"

Li Er said unhappily: "Nonsense, my fist has been ringing for many years, but it doesn't do any harm. You are scaremongering."

Chen Chu said indifferently: "Believe it or not, don't regret it when you are old!"

Li Er pouted.

It would be a little uncomfortable to say that the fist is ringing, he believes it.

But if it is said that this is a disease, he absolutely does not believe it.

Li Er said: "You should tell me the truth about the jade pendant. If you can't explain clearly, I can't spare you."

Chen Chu sat on the Hu chair carelessly, took a sip of tea, and said, "Lao Li, before I tell you the truth, let me tell you a story."

"you say!"

Chen Chu said: "A long time ago, on the border of the Tang Dynasty, there was a simple and simple town. People worked from sunrise to sunset, and had no contact with each other except to meet and say hello. What do you think this town will be like? ?”

Li Er thought for a while, and said decisively: "It must be lifeless."

Snapped.

Chen Chu snapped his fingers: "That's right, this town is lifeless. A young man picked up a gold coin, but found that he couldn't spend it."

Li Er said: "It is indeed a bit weird."

Chen Chu glanced at him and said, "Until one day, a prostitute came to the town."

"A young man buys a prostitute for a night with gold coins."

"The prostitute rented a house from Lao Sun with gold coins to live in."

"Lao Sun bought a horse from Lao Chen with gold coins and started shipping."

"Because the prostitutes wanted to eat, Lao Chen rented a shop from Lao Li with gold coins, bought ingredients, and opened a restaurant."