"It is said that the old man Qianlong takes these good things every day."

"This is the secret recipe of the palace!"

"I'm going, it's so amazing?" Lin Yunfeng couldn't help being curious, he looked at Song He in surprise: "What good thing is it?"

"Haha, Brother Lin, come with me."

"You'll know it when you see it."

Song He made a fool of himself and brought Lin Yunfeng to the restaurant of the hotel.

Entering the hotel tea room, Lin Yunfeng was completely drunk after seeing the food carefully prepared by Song He.

This Song He is simply too good at playing.

"Brother Lin, what's the matter, are you surprised or surprised?" Song He pointed to the dazzling array of food in front of him, and introduced to Lin Yunfeng with a smile: "Brother Lin, this is stewed lamb penis, this is fried beef penis, and this is boiled beef penis. Dog whip, this is stir-fried pig whip."

"And this one. I found this after searching several stores. It's a very rare braised old turtle."

"It's all good things that are perfect and tonic."

Song He looked at Lin Yunfeng with a smile on his face: "Brother Lin, move your chopsticks quickly."

"Let me tell you, when the chef made this dish, the kids next door cried."

"I guess his kidneys were not good in his previous life, so in this life he will be greedy when he smells it." Song He pointed to the donkey meat fire beside him: "Brother Lin, this donkey meat fire is also made with donkey whip."

"Let me tell you, most people can't buy this stuff."

"I also happened to come across a donkey meat roasting shop to purchase, so I bought half of it." Song He said with a smile: "The boss of the donkey meat burning shop has adopted a new female college student, and he keeps the other half for himself. gone."

"I won't sell it if I say it's broken."

Song He handed the chopsticks to Lin Yunfeng: "Brother Lin, everyone says that what you eat makes you feel good."

"I guess, you need to make up for it now."

"If you think it tastes good, then I'll ask someone to arrange to give you a different kind of whip every day."

"I will definitely make you look like a dragon and a tiger!"

Song He picked up a chopstick and stir-fried the pig penis with a smile on his face, and then he said, "Brother Lin, it's delicious."

"Let me tell you, this is absolutely delicious!"

"You can shut up."

The corner of Lin Yunfeng's mouth twitched, and he looked at Song He helplessly, wanting to slap him hard.This dog is so good at playing, he even held a whole whip feast for him.

Are you kidding me, with Lin Yunfeng's body and Lin Yunfeng's strength?

Does he need it?

"It's so fragrant!"

Lin Yunfeng took a bite of the donkey whip and couldn't help sighing: "It tastes good."

"right."

Song He grinned: "Brother Lin, you can eat more, this donkey whip is definitely a perfect supplement."

"Brother Lin, have you ever seen a live donkey?"

"The donkey's thing is definitely the fiercest." Song He said with a smile: "I guess it's tigers and lions, and the jackass is even inferior to that thing."

"Can you stop talking so disgusting, kid?"

Lin Yunfeng looked helpless: "What I said is that donkey meat is delicious!"

"Also, don't engage in these fancy things in the future. It's better to eat something light in the morning."

"hey-hey."

"Understand."

Song He gave Lin Yunfeng a look that any man could understand: "Brother Lin, then I will make arrangements for you every night from now on."

"I promise, after being processed by a five-star chef, this stuff is absolutely delicious."

"Most people can't eat what they want!"

"To shut up."

Lin Yunfeng took a bite of the fire and drank a glass of milk: "Five-star chef, I'm still a five-star killer!"

"Hey, Young Master Lin, Brother Song, you guys got up really early."

When Lin Yunfeng and Song He were eating, a soft drink suddenly came to Lin Yunfeng and Song He's ears, and then they saw Tang Keyue, who was wearing seductive fishnet stockings, twisting her plump and upturned part.

Walked into the restaurant with a dusty fragrance.

Both Lin Yunfeng and Song He couldn't help shivering

.

Tang Keyue's 'Brother Song' was so disgusting to the extreme.

"You are this?"

Looking at the food on the table of Lin Yunfeng and Song He, Tang Keyue covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "You stinky men are really interesting."

"We women don't need to eat this kind of stir-fry."

"Cough cough."

Lin Yunfeng coughed dryly in embarrassment, and looked at Tang Keyue suspiciously: "Didn't people from the Song family visit the Tang family today?"

"You are not in the Tang family to receive people from the Song family, what are you doing here?"

"Master Lin is the most important member of the Song family." Tang Keyue said with a smile, "It's enough for grandma and Tang Jun to greet you. Naturally, I will accompany you, Young Master Lin."

"Young Master Lin, after dinner, I'll take you around the West Lake."

"I've already prepared the boat and the beauties."

"They are all college students in Lin'an Normal University, eighteen or nineteen years old." Tang Keyue winked at Lin Yunfeng: "There are class belles and school belles."

"Today, they all belong to you, Young Master Lin."

"Today, their task is to serve you, Young Master Lin. You can play however you want, Young Master Lin." Tang Keyue smiled as soon as she came: "If they play Leopard Room, then they will cooperate with you, Young Master Lin. "

"puff."

Lin Yunfeng spat out a mouthful of milk.

This Tang Keyue wanted him to leave his old life in Lin'an!

Obviously, the Tang family was worried that he would take the opportunity to find Tang Kexin.So he deliberately sent Tang Keyue to let Tang Keyue pester him!

"It's a bit difficult."

Lin Yunfeng knew that this Tang Keyue was definitely a piece of brown candy.

He was going to be entangled, and he would never even think about getting out this day.

"That's the only way to do it."

Turning his eyes, Lin Yunfeng thought of a good idea, and looked at Song He in front of him.

Just add money.

That brother sold it at such a time!

Chapter 232 Lin Yunfeng's embarrassing incident

"Old Song, go to the bathroom with me."

Lin Yunfeng looked at Tang Keyue who was smiling but not smiling, put down the donkey meat in his hand and set it on fire.

"bathroom?"

Song He was taken aback, and looked at Lin Yunfeng suspiciously: "Brother Lin, why don't you just go by yourself, why are you calling me?"

"If I tell you to go, you can follow me. There is so much nonsense there?" Lin Yunfeng gave Song He a look: "Don't ink, you're stupid."

"Oh, good, good."

Although he didn't know what Lin Yunfeng meant, Song He still got up quickly.

"Young Master Lin, do you men still like to go to the bathroom together?"

Tang Keyue looked at Lin Yunfeng with playfulness in her eyes: "Usually only us women go to the bathroom together."

"Yes, let's go smoke."

Lin Yunfeng smiled: "Men like to smoke in the bathroom, you don't know that, do you?"

"No."

Song He immediately responded: "When Brother Lin and I were in junior high school and high school, we smoked in the bathroom every day."

"Brother Lin knows how to play, and wants to run to the women's bathroom."

"One time, the bodyguard deliberately caught the mouse and forced me to put the mouse in the women's bathroom. At that time, many girls were so scared that they held up their pants and—"

"Cough cough."

Lin Yunfeng looked embarrassed, his predecessor was too good at playing, right?

Lin Yunfeng didn't have the face to say such absurd things, so he could only stare at Song He: "Shut up, no one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!"

"what."

Tang Keyue looked at Lin Yunfeng with great interest, and gave Lin Yunfeng a thumbs up: "Young Master Lin, I really didn't expect you to be so good at playing when you were in school."

"Your hobby is persistent."

"Brother Lin is nothing, the current students know how to play even more." Song He said with a smile: "Brother Lin, Yun Ming told me about it before."

"Many junior high and high school students now like to be in classrooms, rooftops or bathrooms."

"Do that."

"hey-hey."

Song He showed a smile that men could understand: "It's true that the waves of the Yangtze River push forward the waves of the past, and the waves of each generation are stronger than the waves of each generation."

"To shut up."

"Come with me."

Lin Yunfeng didn't have the heart to think about the ridiculous things he did when he was studying. He lifted Song He's ear and dragged Song He into the bathroom.

"Brother Lin, what's the matter?"

After lighting a cigarette for Lin Yunfeng, Song He lit another one for himself, took a deep breath, and looked at Lin Yunfeng suspiciously.

"Old Song, your chance to perform has come."

Lin Yunfeng patted Song He's shoulder: "We must eat more later."

"Brother Lin?"

Hearing the words, Song He immediately turned into a bitter face. He took a deep breath and gritted his teeth: "Brother Lin, I can eat it, but you must give me a reason first?"

"I'm not poisoned or sick or anything."

"Why eat shit?"

Song He knew that after the ancients were poisoned by food, the way to detoxify was to pour excrement and urine into the mouth to induce vomiting.

It is called Guanjin Juice.

"puff."

Lin Yunfeng puffed out a puff of smoke, and looked at Song He helplessly: "You Tema is really a tofu dregs with a brain in it. When you eat hot pot in the future, you should eat less pig brains."

"I see you have eaten your own pig's brains."

Lin Yunfeng took a deep breath: "Who told you to eat shit?"

"Talking about food in the bathroom, if it's not shit, what is it?" Song He looked confused.

"I'm asking you to eat more of the bullwhip or sheep whip you prepared later, and then, you need to do something for me today."

Lin Yunfeng looked at Song He with bright eyes: "Whether I can complete the most critical step to kill Xiao Lin depends entirely on you!"

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