Me and my Jianghu Tavern

After all, they have already been tricked by the bald donkey two or three times, and they have a long memory.

"Vald donkey, I will come down and open the city gate for you!"

Eyes widened, everyone rushed down the tower again.

The gate of the city was slowly pushed open, and the young monk saw the gate opened, he hesitated on the spot, whether he should go through or not.

The people from the Heavenly Punishment Army naturally learned to be smart, and they stopped scaring the snakes. They stood behind the city gate and raised their fingers to the young monk, shouting, "Donkey, don't you want to enter the city? Come in if you have the guts."

The little monk pondered for a long time, but took a step forward.

He is not stupid, it is nothing more than provoking him to go in so that he can be caught.

But he thought about it, but he didn't know why he was afraid, and he didn't seem to have missed anything. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding.

"Amitabha." The little monk muttered, raised his head and said, "The Buddha said, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, thank you military master for opening the city gate for the little monk, and the little monk will enter the city right away."

After finishing speaking, the little monk took a step forward and walked towards the gate of the city.

Everyone stared at the monk who came over, but they were afraid that the bald donkey would suddenly run away again, they couldn't run away from the bald donkey.

Until the little monk came to the front of the crowd.

Those people saw that the trick was successful, and the little monk was so stupid, they said in their mouths: "You are really kind, bald donkey!"

"Take it!"

The little monk was arrested, but he didn't resist or explain.

Only when two people came over, they blindfolded him and took him into the city, not knowing where he was going to go.

"Amitabha." The little monk muttered, blindfolded with a black cloth, there was only darkness in front of his eyes.

I don't know how long it has passed, but the little monk only felt that the surrounding links became dark and damp, and there was a rancid smell coming into his nose, and he could vaguely hear the sound of chains colliding.

"Go in!"

When the black cloth in front of him was taken off, the little monk finally saw the scene in front of him.

Here is a prison!

"Baldy donkey, just stay here, hum." The two Heavenly punishment soldiers who escorted him looked at the little monk coldly.

The little monk looked up at the backs of the two men, and sighed: "Young monk, what did you do wrong?"

"The bald donkey is still stubborn, and you will know how to be honest after a few days of detention."

"let's go."

Although the little monk didn't do anything wrong, but no one would believe him, he was imprisoned out of nowhere.

After the two military masters left, the young monk sat in the dark cell and looked up.

He smacked his mouth, and muttered to himself: "My Buddha, how do I feel that you are fooling me, little monk?"

If I don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell, I regret it.

Otherwise, the Buddha pointed out the way for the little monk?

"Amitabha, I'm still young, and there are a lot of beautiful people waiting for me to see, I can't just die like this." The little monk propped his chin and said in frustration.

"Pfft."

In the cell next door, a sneer suddenly sounded.

"Who?" The little monk paused.

The little monk turned his head, but there was a wall separating him, he could only hear the voice but couldn't see the person in the next cell.

In the prison next door, a woman in Tsing Yi was lying on the haystack, her face was pale, and there was a knife wound on her arm.

The woman in Tsing Yi smiled and said: "You monk, you are not serious."

He chanted the Buddha's name, and in the second half of the sentence, he said that he had gone to the beauty.

The little monk was puzzled, and poked his head out through the pillar of the cell, but he couldn't see the people in the prison beside him, so he could only ask aloud: "Almsgiver, how dare you ask this little monk, what's wrong with you?"

"You are a monk, but you think about beauty all day long. Could it be that you are still a serious monk?"

"Amitabha, the most beautiful people in this world are the incarnations of all Buddhas. If a monk can see them once, he will become a Buddha."

"Who taught you this?"

"Senior brother said it." The little monk smiled and said, "There are also little monks who understand it."

"Puff ha ha ha." The woman in Tsing Yi in the cell next door burst into laughter and said, "Monk, you really have great wisdom."

"Really?" The little monk scratched his head when he heard this, and said with a naive smile, "Hey, my brother said the same thing."

After finishing speaking, the little monk looked up at the dark prison, and sighed: "If compared with the senior brother, the young monk is still not as good as the senior brother."

"puff."

The woman in Tsing Yi couldn't help laughing again when she heard this answer, how could there be such a stupid monk.

It seems that this period of time in prison will not be boring.

"Your senior brother also has great wisdom." The woman in Tsing Yi smiled, this monk was not only unscrupulous, but also a little stupid.

It was also the first time she saw a monk who could regard looking at beauties as the way to become a Buddha.

Really clear thinking.

"Amitabha, my brother's Zen is beyond the reach of the little monk." After finishing speaking, the little monk showed a look of looking up.

The woman in Tsing Yi smiled, it seemed that this monk was seriously fooled by his senior brother.

"Hey, monk, which temple are you from? How did you get caught here?"

"Where did the benefactor come from?"

"Monk, this girl is asking you now."

"The little monk is also asking the benefactor."

"Lot of nonsense." The woman in Tsing Yi frowned.

The little monk scratched his head and replied, "Young monk came from Lingyun Temple."

"Lingyun Temple? Where is Lingyun Temple?"

"The benefactor hasn't answered the little monk's words yet."

"If you want to talk about it, just talk about it, how can a big man be so annoying."

"Liangzhou."

"Liangzhou? How did you come to Xuzhou?"

"Come by alms."

"Of course I know that you are here on a beggar. What I'm asking is what are you doing in Xuzhou?"

The little monk paused for a moment and replied: "Brother said that my Zen is in the world, let me go down the mountain to experience it and see it."

"What do you know? What's good to know?"

The little monk pondered for a moment, then said: "Amitabha, of course he is looking for the beauties in the world, the road to becoming a Buddha lies at the feet of the little monk."

"..."

The woman in Tsing Yi curled her lips, this monk was really limp by his senior brother.

The little monk frowned, and asked: "I haven't seen the face of the benefactor, but I think the benefactor is also a beautiful person."

The woman in Tsing Yi sneered, turned over and said, "Nonsense, of course this girl is beautiful."

"I don't know if I can see it? It can be regarded as fulfilling the little monk's path to becoming a Buddha." The little monk said.

"Bah." The woman in Tsing Yi took a sip and said, "You monk, you can practice shamelessly with ease."

The little monk was shocked and said: "Benefactor, how can you defile people's innocence out of thin air!?"

Chapter 342: It's just different

"Female benefactor?"

"donor?"

"girl?"

The little monk yelled, but he didn't hear the response from the cell beside him.

The woman in Tsing Yi was lying on the 'bed' piled up with straw, she ignored the monk in the cell beside her, let alone bothered.

If the little monk could see the face of the woman in Tsing Yi, he might be exclaimed, because this is the beautiful person in that ruined temple back then.

Yu Yunxi has been here for some time.

She was indeed arrested, but she wanted to come in by herself.

Because, it's safe here.

In the beginning, it was indeed quiet for a long time, and she also recuperated in this cell, no one would have thought that she would hide in this place.

However, the sky failed as people wished, and now Yu Yunxi can't get out.

The city of Xuzhou was destroyed, and the people from the Demon Gate took control of the Yamen Prison in Xuzhou City.

And Yu Yunxi knew very well that the person who chased and killed her back then was someone from the Demon Sect, and now she can be regarded as a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.

It's an unavoidable thing to do.

Who would have thought that the Demon Sect would rebel in Xuzhou.

But fortunately, the Xuzhou Prison was originally a place for detaining repeat offenders. Although the Demon Sect took over this place, it did not investigate it, and Yu Yunxi also escaped.

On the contrary, the jailer had seen her, but he didn't respond. Not everyone knew that he wanted to arrest her.

Hence, Yu Yunxi planned to stay in this prison for a while longer, after all, even if she went out at this time, there would be people from the Demon Sect outside, and she would not be able to escape anywhere.

"Monk, how did you come in?" Yu Yunxi asked.

The little monk came back to his senses, and through a wall, he replied: "I just came in in a daze."

"Oh? Let's hear it."

It was very boring to stay in this prison, and Yu Yunxi became interested when she heard this, so she asked.

Ever since, the little monk started talking from the first time he walked to the gate of Xuzhou City.

He talked about playing tricks on the soldiers chasing him on the same mountain twice in a row, and also said that he was not afraid of death and going to hell.

"That's it, the little monk came here." The little monk lowered his head, looking depressed, he sighed, and said, "The little monk doesn't know what I did wrong."

"Haha." Yu Yunxi laughed out loud, and said, "If you don't arrest whoever you are, I will definitely chop off both of your legs."

This monk is looking for death, provoked again and again, and even foolishly entered the city and was caught. In the final analysis, this monk deserves to be blamed.

"You want to enter the city again and again, isn't it just to provoke them, you deserve it, stupid monk."

"Amitabha, I really want to enter the city."

"Then what are you going to do in town?"

"Little monk... I am looking for someone."

"Ah." The little monk sighed, then sat down, propped up his chin, and said: "A few days ago, the little monk met a girl in a ruined temple outside the city. Knowing her appearance, the senior brother said that if you meet a beautiful woman, you must not miss it, so the monk searched outside the city for several days, but he never saw her again, so he planned to go to the city to look for her .”

Yu Yunxi froze for a moment when she heard this, then suddenly remembered.

Isn't this the smelly monk in the ruined temple? ?

Yu Yunxi spat silently and said, "Monk, you are really shameless."

"Benefactor, why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air?"

"You smelly monk is shameless! Bah!"

"Benefactor, this is not good. If you tell a lie, your tongue will rot."

"Hehe." Yu Yunxi sneered.

Yu Yunxi lay on the haystack and sat up, said in a cold voice: "Monk, if you talk nonsense again, do you believe that this girl will cut off your tongue!?"