I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts and ghosts" Author: Mao Jiu

Introduction

My name is Chen Feng, an ultimate scum king, a fateful tail drift brought me into a world of ghosts.

Mysterious Yin Physique allows me to absorb all evil spirits, but makes me born short-lived and haunted by ghosts.

Black and white impermanence treats me like a dog, the righteous god of the underworld is my younger brother, and the first judge is my backer.

But my enemy is Lord Yan...

The world is never that simple, don't you believe it?Then look behind you...

Chapter 1 Two Strange Rules

My name is Chen Feng, I am 17 years old, a sophomore in high school, and I was given the nickname Ultimate Scum King.

I used to think that my life would be like many scumbags. After graduating from the third year of high school, I went to Lanxiang to learn a major in excavators, and then I was able to make a living with my skills.

But that evening, on my way home from school, fate gave me a flick like Qiu Mingshan Chariot, and brought me directly into a grotesque world...

That evening, I came home from school. It was too late at that time. I was afraid that I would be punished by my grandfather if I broke the strange rules that my grandfather had set for me, so I chose to take the shortcut of Anchang River Embankment to go home.

At that time, I was riding the ancestral [-] poles on the river embankment, and I didn’t know what happened. Those old men and women walking on the river embankment all grinned when they saw me, and they laughed all over me. Hairy.

I was in a hurry and didn't think much about it, but when I was riding, there was no one on the embankment, it was quiet, only my [-] big shoulders were trampled by me and made a "creak, creak" sound.The dim street lights on the embankment stretch all the way, stretching the shadows of everything very long. The green weeping willows on the embankment gently swing their branches "rustling", and the night wind blows on the body from time to time, making it cool.

At that time, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and I was a little scared, but it was too late, and I didn't dare to turn back, so I could only bite the bullet and continue riding the [-]th.

I didn't ride very far, and suddenly, I was attracted by the sound of "cracking" water, and I subconsciously looked at the river, and my eyes lit up at that time.

In the river, there was actually a graceful figure swimming.Under the dim streetlights, the figure revealed a large peach-colored white flesh.

Still swimming naked!

The dim street lamps reflected the surface of the river, sparkling, the naked swimming girl was playing in the river as if no one else was there, her snow-white skin was coated with a faint golden glow by the light, and the two plump breasts jumped up and down with the waves, For me, an upright adolescent, it was full of temptations, not to mention exciting.

At that time, I was so excited that I fell to the ground with people and cars, and I didn't care so much. I got up and lay on the railing of the river embankment to watch.As an otaku who has been single for 17 years, since I was a child, I have resolutely implemented the principle of not taking advantage of being a bastard, and being an eunuch if you don’t look at girls. Struck by lightning!

But just when the sperm got into my brain unknowingly, I broke the two strange rules my grandfather set for me, caused a catastrophe, and changed my life...

In my house, there have been two strange rules since I can remember. One is that every birthday I have to go home before dark, and the other is that there is always an unowned spiritual tablet at home. I have to burn incense every morning and evening. interrupted.

Speaking of this, I have to talk about my grandfather first.

My grandfather was a Taoist priest when he was young, and he used to measure characters, tell fortunes and read Fengshui all day long. Ten miles and eight villages were famous and earned a lot of money. At that time, my family was still the largest household in our village.

But the good times didn’t last long. My family hadn’t been prosperous for a few years, and the four olds had risen all over the country. My grandfather was the first to be labeled as a feudal superstition, and was dragged to the streets all day long. No one dared to say a word to help him after beating him up, almost tossing him to death.

At that time, the whole country happened to open up wasteland, and the village also responded to the call. The village head led people to focus on a hill behind the village, planning to open up wasteland for farming.

Because of this, my grandfather saved the entire village, so he survived the ruins, and then I was born...

When my grandfather knew that the mountain was going to be opened, he found the village chief and said that the mountain was a Fengshui bureau where the dragons were lying on top of each other. People living in the village would surely become famous in the future, even princes and generals.But if the back mountain is reclaimed, it is equivalent to breaking the Qinglong's waist and breaking the feng shui bureau. At that time, the village will suffer catastrophe if the ghosts and gods blame it.

At that time, the village chief scolded my grandfather for promoting feudal superstition. He took a few people to beat my grandfather and threw him into the cowshed, and then took the villagers up the mountain to open up wasteland.

The first three days were normal, but at noon on the fourth day, the villagers dug up a pile of dead bones on the back mountain. There were no coffins or pottery urns for these dead bones, so they dug a pit and buried them in it.

At that time, the villagers didn't care, so they put away the dead bones and continued digging. But in the next three days, more and more dead bones were dug out, and a three-meter-high bone mountain was piled up.

At this time, everyone was a little scared. Even in the age of not believing in ghosts and gods, it was strange to dig up a large number of dead bones for four days.

At that time, the village head asked the villagers to stop digging, and planned to report it to the county, so that the county would send people down to check.

But at twelve o'clock that night, there was a sound of beating gongs and drums in the village.

Everyone who lives in the countryside knows that only the dead beat the gongs and drums. At that time, some villagers wondered, could it be that the old man left?

But when the villagers went out to check, they found that the whole village was shrouded in thick fog. In the fog, they vaguely saw a group of mourners in white clothes walking towards the outside of the village.

But in rural areas, funerals are usually carried out at dawn, but in the middle of the night, there was no such thing as a funeral.

Although the villagers were puzzled at the time, it was too late to hide when encountering funeral affairs, and no one dared to follow up to see what happened.

But early the next morning, someone discovered that the village chief had died inexplicably, and the death was still very strange. He knelt in his yard, facing the direction of the back mountain, his whole body was full of veins and blood vessels, and he stared round. Eyes, black blood kept spitting out of the mouth.

At that time, some villagers said that they saw a funeral procession in the middle of the night last night, beating gongs and drums. As soon as this was said, the villagers all echoed that they did hear the funeral gongs and drums last night, but it was too late and no one Follow out to find out.

Now if I inquire carefully, no old man died in the village last night at all.

Then contacting the inexplicable death of the village chief, some people speculated whether it was the village chief who was only sent to the funeral at that time?

The situation last night was a ghost funeral?Is it true that my grandfather was right, the Feng Shui Bureau was activated, and it was haunted?

Fear is like weeds, spreading in the hearts of every villager.But no one dared to really ask my grandfather, so they could only wait quietly for the county to send someone down.

But for the next three days, there would be thick fog in the village late at night every night, and the funeral sound of gongs and drums sounded. The funeral sound was like a heavy hammer, breaking the villagers' defenses little by little.

People in the village kept dying, and they were all in the same state as the village chief, all facing the direction of the back hill, with bulging veins and blood vessels all over their bodies, staring eyes, and spitting black blood from the mouth.

And the people sent to the county have not returned for a long time.

The villagers panicked, so they organized people to search for it in the county, but as soon as they walked to the mountain road, they saw the person who had reported it kneeling on the ground, and the death condition was still the same as that of the village chief and the others.

Now, the people in the village couldn't care about anything else, they all ran to the cowshed to find my grandfather, and served him delicious food and drink.

My grandfather is also an upright person. After eating and drinking, he looked at the villagers and sighed and said, "If you had listened to me, this would never have happened now. This Feng Shui movement, Qinglong broke his waist, and Shangshui Village is It's going to be a disaster.

At that time, everyone knelt down and begged my grandpa to find a way. It was time to die, and no one cared about other things.

My grandfather sighed and asked the villagers to bring a black dog, ten roosters and ten catties of glutinous rice to the cowshed to look for him at night.

The people in the village saw that my grandfather agreed to take action, and hurried home to prepare. In the evening, they took all their things and went to the cowshed to find my grandfather.

After my grandfather took the things at that time, he asked the villagers to go home and close the doors and windows, sprinkle glutinous rice at the gate of the yard, and not come out no matter what they heard at night.

That night, no one knew what happened on the back mountain. All they knew was that the back mountain rumbled like an earthquake all night, and there were bang bang explosions from time to time, and the livestock in the village howled all night until dawn. Only then did everything calm down.

At that time, some courageous villagers were curious and looked out through the crack of the door. They saw my grandfather returning home in tatters, and he seemed to be carrying something at the same time.

After dawn, the villagers found my grandfather and asked what happened in the back mountain last night, but my grandfather kept silent, and some people asked my grandfather what he brought back, and my grandfather also shook his head and remained silent.

In the end, the villagers had no choice but to give up and asked my grandfather what to do in the future. My grandfather sighed and said at the time, what was the original, it will be restored to what it was. install.

After experiencing this accident, the villagers were also in awe of my grandfather, and no one refuted it. On the same day, all the members were mobilized to go up the mountain and start backfilling the cultivated land. But when the villagers went up the mountain, they were shocked to find that the previous Bloody patterns were painted on the excavated ground, like spells, all over the excavated places.

At that time, someone lamented that it was my grandfather who saved the whole village, and then everyone began to backfill the land. Those bones that were dug out were all buried back, and the soil was backfilled again. Trees were replanted on top of the soil.

Since then, there has never been the sound of gongs and drums for funerals in the middle of the night in the village, and the situation of the dead has also come to an end. However, because there were too many dead people and the incident was too big, the county still sent people to investigate, and even They also took my grandfather back to the county for review, and then they didn't know what happened, so they sent my grandfather back the next day.

……

This is what I heard from people in the village from novels to adulthood. What else did my grandfather do on the mountain that night besides drawing talismans?What did you bring back?What happened after being called to the county?neither knows.

I also asked my grandfather about this matter, but he never talked about it. Sometimes he thought it was annoying for me to ask, and he just beat me up.

I've been beaten a lot, so I didn't ask any more questions. Anyway, I never took these things seriously. I thought it was probably a story deliberately fabricated by the old people in the village.

I even doubted my grandfather's Taoist status. Although since I can remember, my grandfather has opened a paper-making shop in the county town that sells dead people's things. There is no force.

And my naked swimming happened on my 17th birthday, breaking the first weird rule...

Chapter 2 She wants to be my girlfriend?

Sometimes I think, if I had a chance to do it all over again, I would definitely go home on time after school that afternoon, or even if I got home late and killed me, I would definitely not take the short cut by the river embankment.

Here's the thing.

When school was over that afternoon, my buddy Wang Dahammer forced me to accompany him to confess my love to Banhua, but before Banhua could say anything, Banhua got into the Audi car owned by a wealthy second-generation student at school. Wang Dahui was so angry that he cried like a woman.

Then this grandson pulled me and said that he was broken in love, and asked me to drink with him. I went crazy on the spot. This confession hasn't even started yet. Lost love?

However, as a good friend who has been playing since I was a child, I didn't refuse, so I went with him. As a result, after drinking it, it was seven o'clock in the evening and it was almost dark.

I looked at the dark sky, stomped on the Erba Dazhu, and greeted Wang Dahammer more than 100 times in pain.

It’s not that I’m hypocritical, but today is my 17th birthday. There has been a strange rule in my house since I can remember, that is, as long as I celebrate my birthday, no matter what happens, I must go home before dark.

My family's paper-making shop is in the south of the city. By the time I ride home, it will be already eight o'clock in the evening, and I will definitely be beaten by my grandpa.

I had no choice but to take a shortcut, try to get home early, and beg my grandpa to be lenient.

Not far in front of me, there is a shortcut, turn around the intersection, and walk along the river embankment to the south of the city, which can shorten the journey by at least 10 to [-] minutes.I used to go that way before, but three months ago there was a woman who jumped into the river and died. After that, my grandfather would not let me go that way, saying that the woman had resentment and turned into a ghost. I want to Going that way is easy to run into ghosts.

But tonight's situation is special, if you don't let me go, I have to go, besides, I, a good young man in the 21st century, can still believe in ghosts and gods?

As soon as I thought about it, I gritted my teeth, turned the corner, and rode my bike up the embankment. There were rows of street lights on the embankment, and the sight line was pretty good. Along the way, I could see some old men and women walking around after dinner.

But when I was riding, I realized that something was wrong. Why are these old men and women looking at me and laughing?

Could it be that I am too handsome?

I even saw an old lady get excited when she saw me, and her dentures flew out when she smiled. She didn't care at all, she held the arm of the old man beside her and kissed the old man with her mouth pouting.

She was stunned to see me trembling, these days, Dusk Love is still so open?

This is a bit of a bully, it's fine to play Twilight Love, but you don't have to bully me, a single dog, like this.

I was watched with a smile by the old men and women walking on the embankment. I felt like a monkey surrounded by a petting zoo. I felt hairy all over and couldn't tell.

I didn't dare to think about it, the top priority is to go back to the paper-making shop as soon as possible, otherwise grandpa will peel off my skin.

I stood up and kicked my family's ancestral [-]th bar hard, and the speed suddenly became faster.

But just after two laps, an old lady's laughter came from behind: "Young man, ride slowly, don't throw people down."

I looked back and saw that it was the old lady who had lost her dentures from laughing just now.

Just kidding, my buddy has been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and his driving skills of [-] bars are completely qualified to compete for the autumn famous mountain car god, are you afraid of falling?

I also ignored it, turned my head to look at the road and continued to pedal vigorously, and vaguely heard the old lady say: "Oh, the young people nowadays are so frizzy, my wife, if you were like him back then, I would definitely not marry you .”

Fuck!What you said is a bit hurtful, and you don't want to spread dog food like that!

I gritted my teeth fiercely, looking for an auspicious day, I have to go to school to pick up a girl.

It's not bragging, just my buddy's height and looks, he is even better than Andy Wu Yanzu, and picking up girls is a matter of minutes.

Ahem... Believe it or not, I have always believed in it anyway.

call……

Suddenly, a gust of cool wind blew on me.

I shivered suddenly, only to realize that there was no one on the embankment when I was riding, and it was quiet, only my [-] big shoulders were trampled by me and made a "creak, creak" sound.

The dim light stretched all the way, dragging the shadows of Erba Dagang and me for a long time, and the night wind was blowing on us, making it chilly, and the weeping willows on the embankment also shook and made a "rustling" sound.

I gulped down my saliva and looked around. To be honest, I was a little scared. This scene was too scary.

I couldn't help thinking about the woman who committed suicide by jumping into the river three months ago, and I felt hairy in my heart, and my palms holding the handlebars were also sweaty.

What if a ghost really came out?

I subconsciously glanced around again, it was empty, looking back and forth, there was nothing but the dim street lamps and the "rustling" landscape trees blown by the night wind.

This person can scare people to death. After a long time, I am worried that the ghost will not see it, but I can scare myself out of trouble.

Thinking about it, I stood up and kicked the [-] bar with all my breastfeeding strength, trying to go home as soon as possible.

call!

Just then, a strong wind blew behind me.

As soon as my back felt cold, it felt like I fell into an ice hole in an instant.

"Who?" I turned my head suddenly, but found nothing.

Paralyzed, it can't be so evil, can it?

I frowned, and didn't dare to think too much. I burst out at the speed of a mad dog and flew all the way in the direction of home.

clap la la...

Suddenly, there was a sound of water from the nearby river.

I shivered violently like a convulsion, and felt that both kidneys constricted for a moment, and subconsciously looked towards the river. When I saw this, my body tensed up instantly, and my eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets.

Paralyzed, in the river... there is a girl swimming!