I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

The meaning of what he said before, I provoked him in my previous life thousands of years ago, and he can still remember the grudge to this day, not to mention that several of us beat him up this time.

I glanced at Liu Changge, his face was serious, I patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Brother Liu, thank you very much this time, don't worry, didn't Xiao Liuzi just say that? The ghost king was disturbed by the thunder." , it won't be so easy to find the door in a while."

"I'm not worried about this." Liu Changge shook his head, "It's true that the ghost king can't trouble us for the time being, but that doesn't mean he can't deal with us. This time we plot against the ghost king and beat him like that, as long as he shakes things Go out, the underworld will definitely send out day and night patrols to investigate this matter."

"Parade day and night!" My heart skipped a beat, and I frowned subconsciously.

The so-called "Day and Night Parade" is also the second of the top ten yin commanders. They are Day Tour God and Night Tour God. They take turns on duty day and night. What they do is to monitor the two worlds of Yin and Yang. He is a genuine spy, who specializes in making small reports to make trouble for people wearing small shoes.

Among the top ten yin commanders, the combat power of patrolling day and night is the lowest, but because of their special powers, all the evil spirits and ghosts are afraid of them. If they offend them, they will be put on little shoes If you make a small report, it will be a real punishment for going online, and the consequences will be serious.

To be honest, for what the two of them do day and night, if they weren't handsome, they would probably have been kicked out by the ghosts and ghosts in the underworld. yes?

What's more, I heard my grandfather say that in the underworld's underworld, parading around day and night is the most unscrupulous thing!

The reason is simple, they often abuse their power!

Aside from making small reports about people wearing small shoes, their favorite thing to do is to use the public for personal gain. To put it bluntly, they rely on their own power. When they are happy, they can help to suppress the matter.

If the money is not in place, it will be on the line, and even change the law to blackmail you and make you more guilty!

These things were also told by my grandfather when he was drunk and dragged me to brag.

If the parade day and night is really what grandpa said, then things are in trouble.

If the ghost king reveals the matter, Day and Night Parade will definitely go to the underworld to investigate. At that time, as long as the ghost king secretly bribes Day and Night Parade, then the consequences of tonight's incident are estimated to be far greater than the normal consequences, much greater!

"Touring around day and night is very greedy for money, and they often use public wealth for personal gain. If the ghost king secretly bribes them, what happened tonight will be a big mess." Liu Changge sighed.

As soon as I heard what he said, I immediately knew that all the bullshits that grandpa used to brag were true, and I said helplessly: "You said that it is so unscrupulous to parade day and night, how can you still sit in the handsome and handsome position all the time? "

"Idiot." Liu Changge scolded me, "The forces in the underworld are intricate and complex, and the Yin Tianzi commands the underworld, but the real ruler is the Ten Temple of Hades, and there are all kinds of evil spirits and forces under him. They are intricate and check and balance each other. People have greed. , ghosts also have greed, understand?"

I realized that what Liu Changge meant was that there were people covering the parade day and night!

After thinking about it, I said, "At worst, let's bribe with money."

"You still think too simple." Liu Changge shook his head, "Money and bribes are small, but think about who you have offended?"

I was shocked suddenly: "King Chujiang!"

Immediately, I felt like crying to death, Yaya's legs, if the King of Ghosts really picks things up, and the King of Chujiang interferes again, no matter how greedy I am when I parade day and night, I won't dare to accept bribes from me!

"Then there is no solution to this matter?" I felt a little pain in my head, and I didn't know what immoral things I did in my previous life, so I could even provoke someone like King Chu Jiang.

Liu Changge was silent for a few seconds, sighed, and said, "I have no choice but to refuse to admit it. This is the end of tonight's matter. No matter who asks, don't say it. We didn't admit it with our own mouth. We just rely on the ghost king's words. If there is no other evidence, the day and night parade can't do anything to us."

"The things you burned just now are the evidence of destruction?" I glanced at Liu Changge and realized.

"Yes." Liu Changge nodded.

I sighed helplessly and nodded.

So far, we can only use this method. Although it is a bit fucked up, but with King Chujiang shaking above, we have nothing to do except this method.

After returning to the paper-making shop, I settled Liu Changge in the guest room, and then went into the room and lay down.

But I can't sleep in bed.

My mind is in a mess. Although I beat the ghost king tonight and uttered a bad breath, I still have a lot of doubts.

Who was my previous life?

Xiaoliuzi and Old Wang clearly knew about it and still regarded me as a big brother, why didn't they want to tell me?

How on earth did I offend Chujiang King and Ghost King?

Then there is the attitude of Lord Chenghuang towards me.

The hatred between the ghost king and Chujiang king is definitely because of my previous life.

As for the City God, it is because I am the Yin of the Chen family, which can be heard from his words at the time.

But what secret do we, the Yin of the Chen family, have?

To be honest, I'm really curious about the secrets of our Chen Family Yinhou. What happened back then that would cause the entire Fu city to be the only one of our Chen Family Yinhou?It is reasonable to say that our Chen Family Yinmen should be under the control of the City God, but when he saw my Yinmen Ling just now, it was clearly not like a superior to a subordinate!

So much so that because I am Chen Jiayin, he didn't even help the ghost king. Normally speaking, at that time, the City God should have helped the ghost king even if it was a public office. In other words, the attitude of the City God just now was actually Favoritism!

These doubts piled up together, like growing rotten cotton wool, it was going to burst my head, I couldn't figure it out...

Chapter 213 Teaching Wang Sledgehammer to Fall in Love

I thought about those things in my mind, and fell asleep in a daze.

I slept until dawn, but it was Liu Changge who woke me up.

I opened my eyes in a daze: "Brother Liu, what's the matter?"

Liu Changge looked at me solemnly: "Fengzi, I have to go out for a while, I have some business to do."

"You go." I nodded.

"Well, remember, these days, no matter who asks you about last night, don't tell me. It will take me about three days to come back." After Liu Changge finished speaking, he got up and walked out.

But as soon as he walked to the door, his cell phone rang, and then I saw him take out the cell phone, tap it twice, and said to the cell phone: "Sweetie, I'm catching a plane, don't miss me too much .”

"Fuck! You're going to have sex again!" I woke up suddenly.

"Are you kidding? I'm going to exorcise evil spirits for a female benefactor, Amitabha!" Liu Changge looked back at me seriously, raised his right hand and ran out as if chanting sutras.

I frankly collapsed on the spot, he is a Taoist priest, chanting the scriptures of chicken feathers?Why didn't the ancestors of Shushan come up and accept this evildoer?

I looked at the time, it was already eight o'clock in the morning, so I got up and went to the bathroom to wash up, then packed my things and got ready to go to school.

All in all, I haven't gone to school for several days. When I asked for leave yesterday, Lao Wang was about to clean me up. If I don't go today, he can directly take my skin off.

……

After arriving at the school, as soon as I entered the door, I saw Wang Dazhui sitting on the seat in a daze, bored. I smiled and walked over: "Hei Fat, why are you thinking about life?"

"Get out!" Wang Dahammer scolded me.

"Oh shit, I haven't seen you all night, you've become quite arrogant!" I smiled and sat beside him, "Tell me, you didn't come to sleep at my house last night, where did you go fooling around?"

This is not my nonsense, since what happened to Xiao Tingting last time, Wang Dachui was so cowardly that he didn't dare to go back to his house to sleep. Every night he either went to my house or Zhang Hao's dormitory to deal with him.Now Zhang Hao has gone to the army, and he didn't go to my house last night, did he go fooling around or something?

"You uncle!" Wang Dachui seemed to have taken gunpowder, "I applied to Lao Wang yesterday, and asked for a shop in the school dormitory, and I will take root in the school from now on."

"Oh, let me go, we rich second generation have their own detached house and don't sleep in it, so we sleep in Datong bunk instead?" I said.

"You mother, can you stop making fun of me?" Wang Dachui stared at me, his fat body trembling, "My house is haunted, how dare I sleep alone? Get out, don't bother me."

After finishing speaking, Wang Dachui lay down on the desk.

Seeing that something was wrong with him, I asked, "What's wrong with you kid, I'll analyze it for you."

Wang Dachui glanced at me, hesitated for a moment, sat up, picked up a pen and stuffed it into his mouth as a cigarette, then looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said with a melancholy face: "I fell in love."

"What the hell?" I couldn't help but burst out laughing "puchi", just this line, I have heard Wang Dahui say it more than a dozen times in the two years of high school, just how often he falls in love, if he can't swim , I have already drowned!

"Don't make trouble, buddy is serious." Wang Dachui gave me a blank look, his face full of melancholy.

To be honest, his expression is quite difficult to see. The last time I saw it was after Xiao Tingting died, when he was thinking about Xiao Tingting... masturbating.

"Fengzi, help me figure out a way, I mean it sincerely." Wang Dahammer looked at me sadly.

我其实很想告诉他，他每次都是真心的，可怕说出来挨揍，想了想，我说：“那你说说，到底啥妞让你这么快就坠入爱河了？”

"It's a transfer student." Wang Dachui said, "When you sent me back to school yesterday, I vaguely remembered that the sky was blue..."

Before Wang Dahui could finish speaking, I slapped him on the back of the head directly: "Ms. Shaote pretends to be a literary and artistic young man and speaks directly."

Wang Dachui covered the back of his head and let out a scream, and then said to me: "It was after you and Brother Liu sent me back to school yesterday, and I went to the bathroom, a girl suddenly broke into the men's bathroom and peeked at me, and then I fell in love with you. *She's, and, and I feel like she likes me too."

"Wow, you're romantic enough, love in the toilet?" I couldn't help but sigh, "Is it love at first sight?"

Wang Dachui hesitated for a moment, and said in a squeak: "Actually, at that time, she, she saw me under me, and praised me for being so big. You know, I can't bear this kind of compliment the most, so I couldn't help it. Fell in love with her."

"Fuck!"

I was shocked suddenly, didn't Zhou Xiaoqing say this to me back then?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help thinking of that silly girl Zhou Xiaoqing again, and I don't know how that girl is doing in Iron Tree Hell now.

Subconsciously, I clenched my fists, no matter what, I must improve my strength as soon as possible to save those two silly girls from the iron tree hell.

"What are you doing, kid?" Wang Dachui pushed me, "Help me figure out a solution."

I came back to my senses, glanced at him, thought for a while, and said, "Heipang, you have found the right person. Although my buddy has never chased a girl, he has learned a lot of theory. You must listen to me." .”

Wang Dachui's eyes lit up all of a sudden: "Teach me quickly."

I smiled and whispered something in his ear.

Wang Dachui looked at me hesitantly: "Is this possible?"

"Don't worry, it's always played like this in TV dramas." I patted him on the shoulder, "Go, don't hesitate, just go after him if you like."

Wang Dachui walked out of the classroom with his fists clenched tightly as if he had made up his mind.

I looked at his back and smiled, as far as my buddy is concerned, it will definitely work!

Thinking about it, I took out the "Book of Shocking World" and read it. The only way for me to improve my strength now is to pass "Book of Shocking World".

But as soon as I read a page, Wang Dachui suddenly rushed in, pointed at my nose and cursed: "Chen Feng, you son of a bitch, cheat me!"

I turned my head and looked, and I was startled. This kid only went out for a while, and then ran back with two panda eyes. With his appearance, he looks like a national treasure giant panda.

"Fuck, what's the matter with you?" I said.

"I didn't do it according to your method. I just told that girl that she wanted her to be my woman, and she beat me up." Wang Dahammer scolded.

I was stunned, it shouldn't be, it's always done like this in idol TV dramas!

Just as he was thinking about it, there was another angry curse, and it sounded: "Fatty man, play hooligans on my mother, I will kill you!"

I followed the sound and saw an angry person running in from the door. She was wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, and she looked very innocent, but she was actually holding a chair in her hand, with a murderous look on her face!

Seeing that the situation was wrong, I hurriedly stopped in front of Wang Dachui: "Well, isn't Sledgehammer just confessing to you? As for beating him?"

"Confession ass, he grabbed my mother's chest and said that my mother is his woman. Uncle can bear it, but auntie can't bear it!" the girl scolded.

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I turned my head to scold Wang Dachui: "Fatty man, let you confess your love, why are you acting like a hooligan?"

"I, I couldn't help but grab a handful." Wang Dachui said.

I slapped it on the forehead, and the animal was doomed.

At this moment, the girl rushed up with a chair, bypassed me, grabbed Wang Dahammer and beat her up, and there was a scream in the classroom like a slaughtered pig.

I didn't dare to go up to stop it, after all, it was Wang Dahammer who played the hooligan first, besides, with the murderous look of the girl, how dare I go up?

At this moment, my cell phone rang, and I took it out to see that it was Yu Shu calling.

Chapter 214 Yu Shu Was Kidnapped

When I saw that it was Yushu calling, I was a little excited.

After knowing what she did for me, I felt really guilty towards her, after all, the way I rejected her was too cruel.I've always wanted to apologize to her, but she hasn't answered my calls for the past few days. Now that she calls me, it's a chance.

Thinking that I took the mobile phone to the outside of the corridor and connected the call.

"Hello, Yushu."

"Jade wash is in my hand!" A man's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Get out, you don't have any brains to lie to people." I cursed angrily, and hung up the phone.

With Yushu's status, there are a lot of bodyguards guarding her wherever she goes, in the open and in the dark. It would be strange if she could be easily kidnapped.

It is estimated that Yu Shu lost his phone, was picked up by someone, and then called to cheat money. This kind of thing has been reported in the news.

"Beep the dog." I cursed with some displeasure, turned around and walked into the classroom, originally thinking of apologizing to Yushu, but ended up cheating money.

But as soon as I walked to the door of the classroom, the phone rang again, and it was Yu Shu who called.

I hung up the phone angrily and walked into the classroom.

At this time, the girl who was played by Wang Dahui as a hooligan was walking out angrily with a chair, and came to meet me. I was about to explain to the girl, but who knew that the girl gave me a hard look: " Damn." Then he left.