I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Yin Qi!

With a sudden jolt, I saw Zhou Xiaoqing had already floated up.

"You finally woke up, you're worried about me." Zhou Xiaoqing breathed a sigh of relief when he saw me.

I grinned and was about to speak when Wang Dachui suddenly smiled and said, "Sister paper, I am Fengzi's eldest brother. My name is Wang Dachui. Tell me quickly how Fengzi, an animal, tricked you into getting it!" .”

As soon as I heard it, I was immediately furious, Yaya's legs, with my buddy's looks, is it still a lie to chase girls?It must be directly conquered by relying on a handsome face and long legs!

Zhou Xiaoqing was also taken aback by Wang Dachui. Wang Dachui didn't seem to notice the situation, and he grinned and said, "Hey, he's still shy. They're all on his own, so there's nothing to be shy about."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Xiaoqing lowered his head and clutched something tightly in his hands, and began to twist.

Seeing Wang Dachui's stinky and shameless face, I wanted to ask more questions, so I didn't bother to think about it, so I said to him directly: "Fatty, don't ask, if you piss off Zhou Xiaoqing, you will be finished."

"Oh, I still don't believe my sister can beat me up." Wang Dahammer looked like a hob.

"Young sister Zhimeizhi, she is several years older than us." I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Zhou Xiaoqing is a ghost."

"Tch, you're bullying me and you haven't seen the world, have you?" Wang Dahammer smiled disdainfully.

I also laughed and pointed at Zhou Xiaoqing's feet: "Take a look if she has no feet, is she floating?"

Wang Dachui glanced at Zhou Xiaoqing, his body tensed up suddenly as if he had been shocked by electricity, his eyes stared far away, and he turned his head to look at me stiffly: "Really, is it a ghost?"

"That's not true." I smiled, and Wang Dahui immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Damn, it's so exciting!" After finishing speaking, he collapsed onto the hospital bed.

"It's quiet now." I smiled at Zhou Xiaoqing, but was stunned for a second.

Just now I was interrupted by Wang Dahammer, I didn't pay attention to Zhou Xiaoqing at all, and now I realize that Zhou Xiaoqing's injury has healed more than half!

Last night he was so weak that he could hardly float, but this night, he looked like a ghost, and his body was no longer dim.

Suddenly, the dream I had last night flashed through my mind.

Shocked suddenly, he glared at Zhou Xiaoqing: "Zhou Xiaoqing, did you put me to sleep again last night?"

"Yeah." Zhou Xiaoqing nodded, looking at me with big eyes flickering.

"Wow, can you say hello in advance when you sleep with me in the future?" I couldn't calm down immediately, struggling to sit up straight, but Zhou Xiaoqing whirled up a gust of wind and floated in front of me and held me down: " Don't move around."

"Don't worry, I'm fine. I just want to go home and worship God. I'm handsome so you don't have to torture me like this." I waved my hand, but Zhou Xiaoqing still didn't let go. He raised his left hand and handed it to me: "If you If you want to move, put this on first."

I was stunned on the spot, Zhou Xiaoqing was actually holding a pair of underwear in his hand!And it's men's!And... Huan Te Niang is mine!

"That... last night, you didn't hold back." Zhou Xiaoqing said and pointed to my crotch.

As soon as she reminded me, I felt cold in my crotch, and I couldn't help but think of the last shiver of "dreaming" last night in my mind!

My face turned red, it felt like it was on fire, and I slapped my forehead with a slap, wishing I could find a crack in the ground and get in, it was so embarrassing and embarrassing!

Chapter 37 Bad Luck!

I hurriedly stuffed my pants into the bed, and after a while of fiddling, I finally changed them.

From the beginning to the end, Zhou Xiaoqing was sitting on Wang Dahui's bed, staring at me with rounded eyes, with a slight smile on her mouth, she looked at me like a petite, I couldn't help it, and said to her: " Big sister, can you stop looking at me like a pervert?"

Zhou Xiaoqing smiled, his expression suddenly became weird, and he asked me in a low voice: "You were so fast last night, isn't that wrong?"

"Are you kidding me?" I suddenly lost my composure, "Last night it was because I was injured and my body was weak, that's why I was like this. It usually takes more than half an hour."

"Cut..." Zhou Xiaoqing rolled her eyes at me, obviously not believing me.

I slapped my forehead, numb, this day is over!

"That's right, let's get down to business." Zhou Xiaoqing finally relented, and changed the subject: "That corpse last night."

I glanced at her and said, "I was thinking about this just now, but I was interrupted by Wang Dahammer. I remember you said last night that the corpse was controlled by someone?"

"Well, otherwise, you thought that corpse spirit was sucked by your Xuanyin body, so how could it not die?" Zhou Xiaoqing nodded.

"Slot!" I couldn't help cursing: "It must be Liu Sheng and that Master Tong."

In fact, as long as you analyze this matter carefully, you will know. How long have I only stepped into the world of yin and yang?

That corpse last night clearly came for my life. If I have an enemy and wants to kill me now, besides Liu Sheng and Master Tong, I really can't think of anyone else.

Moreover, that Master Tong does have the ability to control corpses.

"Well, I think so too." Zhou Xiaoqing nodded, his face became solemn: "But that Master Tong is not easy to deal with."

I nodded. It's not that I haven't seen the scene where Master Tong hanged Zhou Xiaoqing last night. The second idiot thought he was easy to deal with. Even if I swung the wine bottle twice to knock him unconscious, it was still a sneak attack.

If you really want to fight head-on, I guess Zhou Xiaoqing and I will not be opponents together.

"Have you thought about how to deal with it?" Zhou Xiaoqing asked me.

I shook my head blankly: "I don't know, we want those who have no strength or no influence, this is troublesome."

As I said that, I collapsed on the bed, and now I miss my grandpa a little. If he was here, I think this matter could be easily resolved, and I don't know why he went out this time.

It is said to be avoiding peach blossom debts, but I have not seen any old lady come to the house to scold the street.

"Actually, the key is how to deal with that Master Tong, and..." Zhou Xiaoqing stopped suddenly when he said this, with a gloomy expression on his face.

"And what?" I asked her.

Zhou Xiaoqing shook his head: "Forget it, probably not."

I looked at Zhou Xiaoqing suspiciously, even though she said so, her brows frowned even tighter, this girl must have something to hide from me.

But I didn't ask. At this time, I felt a rush to urinate and wanted to get up to go to the toilet, but as soon as I moved, it involved the injuries on my chest and arms, and it hurt!

I gasped for breath and fell back onto the bed.

"Want to go to the toilet?" Zhou Xiaoqing asked me, I nodded, and then she waved her hand, and a cloud of yin energy enveloped me, pulling me to stand up.

"I'll do it myself." I said something to her, and then walked towards the toilet, but just after taking a step, I stumbled and slammed straight on the ground.

"It hurts me to death!" I screamed and struggled to get up, feeling my nose was wet, and when I touched it, shit, it actually had a nosebleed!

"You are still weak, let me help you." Zhou Xiaoqing floated to my side and helped me walk towards the toilet.

"You're right outside, don't peek." I told her, then went into the toilet, just after closing the door, I turned around, took off my pants and was about to move towards the toilet pit, when my foot slipped, I stabbed my head in the toilet pit down.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly and grabbed the sink, but as soon as I exerted force, the sink against the wall fell down with a bang, hitting my back with a bang.

"Ah!" I screamed in pain, feeling like the bones on my back were about to break.

Isn't this special girl too weak?

From getting out of bed to the toilet, it takes a few steps, and my mother-in-law can fall twice!

"Why did you fall again?" Zhou Xiaoqing heard the movement, floated into the toilet, helped me stand up, and fell twice in succession, and I was dizzy from the fall. I smashed it, and now I feel like my whole body is going to fall apart.

I was holding Zhou Xiaoqing with my left hand, and my right hand subconsciously wanted to press on the sink for strength. Suddenly, there was a tingling pain in the palm of my right hand. The sharp corner of the sink was scratched!

"Fuck, do you want to be so unlucky?" I yelled, I was about to cry to death, this motherfucker couldn't live a better life.

As soon as the words were finished, Zhou Xiaoqing suddenly knelt down and held my face with both hands. I was startled: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Xiaoqing frowned and said, "Your forehead is covered by black air."

Black gas?

I hurriedly stood up and took a look in the mirror on the wall. I'm so darling, it's not just black air, it's as if it's covered in a layer of ashes!

Not only my forehead, but my whole face was shrouded in black air. Those coal diggers who came out of the mine just now were dark enough, right?My mother is ten thousand times darker than them!

That's it, no luck!

"Yesterday, your seal was still shining, why did it suddenly change like this today?" Zhou Xiaoqing who was beside him asked doubtfully.

I also frowned. The ups and downs of this fortune are actually like a curve chart. There are high points and low points. A person goes from good luck to bad luck. There is a time process in between, whether it is long or short, Moreover, luck is also closely related to what I do.

This is how the so-called doing good deeds and accumulating virtue come about.

But from yesterday to now, I haven't done anything wicked. As for my whole head being black, it's so bad?

Even if it's immoral for me to pick up a few women's skirts in a bar, it's not so immoral!

Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed in my mind, and I turned to look at Zhou Xiaoqing: "Bad air!"

"Ah?" Zhou Xiaoqing froze for a moment.

I recalled the contents of "The Shocking Book", and hurriedly explained to Zhou Xiaoqing: "It must be because I sucked the evil spirit of that corpse, that's why I am so unlucky. It seems that I have suffered a disaster."

"No, didn't your grandfather say that you have a mysterious Yin body? It stands to reason that even the evil spirit of a corpse can be swallowed by your body." Zhou Xiaoqing said with a frown.

"That's right, but what if it's that Master Tong who caused the trouble?" I frowned. It can also be done.

"Then what should we do now?" Zhou Xiaoqing threw himself into my arms as he spoke, and looked at me with big eyes flickering: "How about I suck it out for you?"

My hairs exploded, and I pushed her away forcefully: "If you want to kiss me, just say so."

Just kidding, if the evil spirit in my body can be sucked out by Zhou Xiaoqing, then my Xuanyin body will be too cheap!

"Cut, kindly treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs." Zhou Xiaoqing gave me a white look.

I also ignored her, after thinking about it, I hurriedly reached out to touch the business card in my trousers pocket, damn it, fortunately I didn't throw it away, now Master Tong is starting to mess with me, Zhou Xiaoqing and I can't even mess with him at all, We can only ask for foreign aid.

Chapter 38

Thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone and called Liu Changge according to the phone number on the business card.

"Who is it?" On the other end of the phone, Liu Changge's voice was not very friendly.

"Brother Liu, I'm Chen Feng, please save the world." I said hastily.

"I don't know, fuck off, I don't have time." Liu Changge yelled impatiently, and there was a girl's voice vaguely, as if saying, "Damn ghost, hurry up and take a bath, I can't wait."

Yaya's legs, this guy is dating again, he is energetic enough, is he still a cultivator?

I was afraid that he would hang up the phone, so I hurriedly said: "It's the handsome guy like you who was with you in the police station to deal with ghosts."

"It's you kid, what's the matter?" Sure enough, Liu Changge remembered me.

I have to say that Liu Changge's vision is good enough. As soon as I mentioned my appearance, he really remembered me. There is no way, because being handsome is such an advantage.

I hastily said: "I'm in trouble, my head is full of black air, and I'm constantly unlucky, so I want you to help me break it."

"Have you suffered?" Liu Changge laughed: "Congratulations, congratulations, the majestic shaman can still suffer, this is big news."

I was speechless for a while, and said, "Brother Liu, it's already time, stop teasing me, okay? Let's talk about business."

Liu Changge on the other end of the phone was really serious, and said, "Okay, 1 yuan, I'll help you out."

The corner of my mouth twitched, Yaya's legs, you don't need to talk about money directly if you are serious?

My mother only has a few hundred yuan in her pocket, where did she get ten thousand?

But if Liu Changge is not invited here now, if Master Tong does it again, Zhou Xiaoqing and I will definitely not be opponents.

After thinking about it, I gritted my teeth and said, "Success, I'll give you another [-] to help me deal with someone who wants to deal with me."

"Kang Liang, where are you now?" Liu Changge immediately laughed when he heard Qian.

"Central Hospital," I said.

"Success, I'm doing something right now, and I'll see you in an hour." After Liu Changge finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

I was speechless for a while, it's shameless for this guy to talk about sex dating as a practice.

"Is it done?" Zhou Xiaoqing asked eagerly when she saw me hang up the phone.

I nodded: "It's done, but you have to pay a fee of [-]."

"You have 5 yuan?" Zhou Xiaoqing looked at me.

"No." I pursed my mouth: "Let's pay on credit first, and he didn't say that he can't pay on credit. Let's settle the matter at hand first."

"Shameless." Zhou Xiaoqing rolled his eyes at me, and I cut off with disdain, Yaya's legs, in terms of shamelessness, can I compare to Liu Changge?

Later, I asked Zhou Xiaoqing to help me go to the toilet. Although it was embarrassing, I really couldn’t do anything about it. If I were to go alone, I was really worried that my feet would slip and my forehead would be stuck in the toilet. Sanjinxiang.

After going to the bathroom, I didn't dare to run around, and just lay on the bed. With my current luck, I guess I could fall if I walked three steps.

This guy Wang Dachui was so frightened by Zhou Xiaoqing that he fell into a coma and never woke up.

"By the way, you just said that you suffered a disaster. What's the matter?" Seeing that I was bored, Zhou Xiaoqing chatted with me.