I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

In my current state, the standard ultimate scum king.

In the past, at any rate, I knew a little about some of the knowledge points in the textbooks, but now, they know me completely, and I don't know them.

When I went out in the morning, I was still thinking about trying to make up for it.

But after a whole morning, I gave up completely.

In the afternoon, I didn't bother to attend lectures, so I lay down on the table and fell asleep.

In two days, how could it be possible to make up for a semester of classes?

That boy Wang Dazhui sounded very happy. Could it be possible that this boy has changed his temper?

I asked him puzzledly, but the boy grinned: "I understand you asshole, pretend to be better, and save yourself from being beaten by the old king."

I wasn't calm at the time, Yaya's legs are obviously a scumbag, why pretend to be a schoolmaster?

When school was over in the afternoon, Lao Wang approached me once and said that he could help me make up lessons.

Speaking of it, Lao Wang is really righteous. Knowing that I am a scumbag, he still wants to help me with my lessons.

I didn't have the nerve to refuse him, so I brought Wang Dachui to listen to Lao Wang's lecture together. As the saying goes, blessings are shared, and Wang Dachui is my best friend. Shouldn't you think about him for such a good thing as making up lessons?

This toss is nine o'clock in the evening.

As soon as Wang Dachui and I walked out of Lao Wang's office, Wang Dachui stared at me with a mournful expression on his face: "Chen Feng, buddy, did you dig your ancestral grave?"

"Tch, I'm helping you." I said with a smile, "Pretend to be a bully in front of your classmates, how can you have the energy to pretend to be a bully in front of your head teacher?"

"Depend on!"

Wang Dachui gave me a blank look: "Find a place to drink."

"No, I have to go home and take care of the baby." I thought about the cute little zombie, although that fart kid looks like five or six years old now, but his mind is no different from that of a milk baby, and it is time to teach him well.

I am really worried about letting him follow Monk Sanjie and Liu Changge.

As for the pissing nature of those two guys, if the cute little zombie is taught to become the king of health care, I will cry to death.

A thousand-year-old zombie has a hobby of health care. I think it's too exciting to think about that scene.

"Oh shit, you haven't come to school for a while, and the kids have come out?" Wang Dachui became interested as soon as he heard it.

I gave him a blank look: "Don't talk about it, you picked it up for nothing, you are an old and energetic child." As I spoke, I winked at him.

"Fuck me, then I have to see my eldest nephew." Wang Dachui dragged me and ran out of the school.

After leaving school, this kid wanted to take me to the supermarket to buy snacks for the cute little zombie, but I stopped him, and then took him to the farmer's supermarket to buy ten catties of tomatoes.

Wang Dachui asked me why I bought tomatoes with a confused face, but I didn't explain, saying that he would know later.

After returning to Siyintang, Liu Changge probably went back to his hall in Fucheng.

In the living room, Monk Sanjie and the cute baby zombie were sitting next to each other on the sofa, watching "One Piece". When I entered the room, the cute baby zombie ran over: "Father, come back!" La."

I rubbed his little head, and handed him the tomatoes Wang Dachui bought: "Here, the ones your Uncle Wang bought for you are delicious."

When the cute little zombie saw the tomatoes, his eyes lit up immediately, he hugged a bag of tomatoes tightly, and said to Wang Dachui with a smile, "Thank you, uncle."

Wang Dachui grinned like the second idiot, and stretched out his arms to hug the cute little zombie: "Oh, my eldest nephew, he looks so cute."

It’s not bragging, it’s just the cuteness of the cute little zombie, and I didn’t take him to the street. If I did take him out, he would have to be surrounded by beauties and big sisters on the street. His lethality is comparable to a 24K pure girl like me The handsome big handsome guy is much more powerful.

But in the next second, as the cute little zombie took out a tomato and exposed its fangs and sucked it dry in an instant, Wang Dachui was stunned on the spot: "Oh my god, zombie!"

"Don't talk about it, what a zombie!" I kicked his ass, "Is it a surprise, is it exciting?"

"Stimulate your uncle! You are so perverted, you raised a zombie as your son." Wang Dachui was trembling with fright.

At this time, the cute little zombie held up a tomato and asked Wang Dachui: "Uncle, eat it, eat it..."

"Fuck!" Wang Dachui was startled, turned around and ran away, but the cute little zombie twisted his ass and kept chasing Wang Dachui, "eat, eat".

There was a commotion in the living room, echoing Wang Dahammer's screams like killing a pig.

I was too lazy to care about them, so I sat on the sofa, thinking about the exam two days later, I felt a pain in the ass.

"Amitabha, do you have something on your mind?" The Sanjie monk on the side folded his hands and looked at me, "Everything in the world has its own causes and faults, learn to be arrogant, why bother yourself?"

"Don't bullshit." I gave Monk Sanjie a blank look, this bald donkey likes to pretend when he has nothing to do, just like him, he must have never been to school.

"I'm going to have a final exam the day after tomorrow, and this time I'm designated as a dog." I sighed.

Monk Sanjie nodded slightly, and then smiled very pretendingly: "The poor monk has a way."

Chapter 403 Cheating Exam Team

"You have a way?" I was overjoyed.

"Amitabha, monks don't lie." Sanjie monk nodded slightly.

I suddenly became excited, Yaya's legs, there is no unparalleled road!

I hurriedly asked: "What way?"

Monk Sanjie smiled slightly: "Have you forgotten your identity? You don't need such a good identity as Yin Guan?"

I was completely dumbfounded by his words, what does the final exam have to do with my status as a shady?

Monk Sanjie saw that I was blindfolded, closed his eyes, and exploded with force on his face, and said slowly: "You don't know how to take exams, and neither do ghosts?"

I reacted suddenly, such a good idea, why didn't I think of it?

I am indeed a super scum king, but my buddy is a scumbag!

I'm not good at taking exams, I'm not good at recruiting ghosts?

With so many ghosts in the underworld, is it possible that there is still a shortage of masters?

When it's time for the exam, if you recruit a group of top students, why don't you just counterattack the top student in the adult class?

This method of cheating with ghosts is absolutely perfect!

There are endless ways to prevent cheating in exams these years, but no matter how powerful the technology is, can it still block ghosts?

I don't believe that any school can invite a few yin and yang ghost catchers to the battlefield to prevent ghosts from cheating?

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, if Monk Sanjie was not a man, I would have hugged him and kissed him.

"I'll do it right away." I ran into the bedroom in a hurry, found a cinnabar yellow talisman, drew a "Tong Yin talisman", and recruited Xiao Liuzi.

"Brother, the dumb female ghost has settled down." Xiao Liuzi said to me as soon as I came up.

I waved my hand and said with a smile, "I'm not looking for you for this, but to ask if there are any masters in the underworld?"

"Student master?" Xiao Liuzi was stunned for a moment.

"I'm about to take the final exam, and I want to find some bully ghosts to help me cheat, otherwise I'll have to be a dog." I explained.

Xiao Liuzi immediately showed a doggy smile: "It's amazing my brother, I can think of such a way."

"Stop sycophanting and be serious," I said.

Xiao Liuzi straightened her expression: "Tsinghua University, Peking University, Harvard Cambridge, which school do you want? Master's degree, Ph.D., professor, which level do you want? I'll pull a train for you."

hiss!

I took a deep breath, or else the underworld is so powerful, when people talk about academic masters, they all use trains to pull them!

I hesitated for a while, this time is just the final exam of high school, for those high-achieving college students, it is probably not too far from children's play house.

After thinking about it, I said to Xiaoliuzi: "Well, Tsinghua University and Peking University. I am worried that the top students from abroad will not adapt to the climate. I will also bring one of the master's and doctoral professors from these two universities."

"It's all right, there's nothing wrong with it." Xiao Liuzi made an "ok" gesture and then sank into the ground and disappeared under the wind.

Within 10 minutes, there was another "huh" wind in the bedroom.

Xiao Liuzi came out of the ground with six ghosts.

I was overjoyed and stared at the six ghosts in front of me, four men and two women, two of them looked like 70 to [-] years old, they should be professors, and the remaining four looked like young people, they should be first-class masters and doctors.

"Brother, Tsinghua University and Peking University are all here." Xiao Liuzi pointed to the six ghosts, and then pointed to me: "This is my elder brother, I invite you here this time because I want you to help my elder brother with something. "

"My lord, please tell me." The six ghosts bowed their heads together.

I watched from the side and clicked my tongue, dammit, these masters and doctors, no matter how awesome they are in the underworld, when they get to the underworld, they have to listen to the underworld!

The cow is better than my little Liuzi!

"Ahem..." I coughed twice, and said, "Actually, I invite you to come up, mainly because I want you to help me... take a test."

"What?" The six ghosts were all taken aback, looking at me in astonishment.

I blushed when I was stared at handsomely by them, Yaya's legs are so embarrassing, I'm so shy like a scumbag!

Fortunately, a ghost of a professor reacted quickly, and quickly asked, "May I ask what kind of exam you encounter, and you need the help of the six of us to solve it?"

"Do you need to ask? It must be a scientific research test, otherwise why do we need six of us?" Another professor-level ghost said.

"Two professors are required to take the test. It must be a very difficult exam." A girl ghost said with a serious face, not sure if it was a master's degree or a doctorate degree.

……

Several ghosts started discussing each other with each other.

I almost exploded in embarrassment when I heard it from the side, Yaya's legs are insulted by a self-student bully!

Why do you have to think about scientific research when a scumbag asks you to help me take a test?Such a tiger comparison, why not directly think of building an atomic bomb?

Seeing that their discussion was about to start an academic discussion, I quickly interrupted: "What, can everyone stop for a moment and let me say a few words?"

The six ghosts stopped immediately, and all of them looked at me. The professor ghost who spoke at the beginning was still trying to show off to me, and arched his hands: "My lord, just tell me, when I am alive, I will focus on physical chemistry. He has made considerable academic achievements in scientific research and will definitely be able to help adults solve their problems."

Damn it, does this old professor really think that I want to build an atomic bomb?

Although I know that these guys are serious about thinking about things for me, but as a scumbag, why do I feel like they are all whipping and insulting me?

I took a deep breath, gritted my teeth and said, "Second year of high school, the final exam."

After the words fell, the bedroom suddenly fell into dead silence.

It's as if time and space have stood still.

The six Xueba ghosts all stared at me, stunned. The ghost of the professor who wanted to show off in front of me just now opened his jaw so much that he almost fell to the ground.

Collective stunned!

I was stared at by them with ignorant eyes, and I felt like countless needles were pricking me. These days, scumbags have no human rights.

After more than ten seconds, the six Xueba ghosts finally responded.

"My lord, do you need six of us for the final exam of the second year of high school?"

"I think back then, when I took high school exams, I always answered with my eyes closed."

"Insulting, this is a great insult to our academic achievements."

"Two masters, two Ph. Ds, two professors, both from Tsinghua University and Peking University, and they cheated on the final exam of the second year of high school. Do you want me to make such a funny face?"

……

I felt [-] tons of critical damage, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

On the other hand, Xiao Liuzi simply waved his hand and shouted: "What are you talking about? My elder brother asked you to help cheat, it's for your face, why don't you help?"

The six Xueba ghosts were stunned at the same time, and hurriedly nodded: "Help, definitely help!"

One of the Xueba ghosts even clasped his fists to imitate the appearance of the ancients, and said to me: "Don't worry, my lord, I will definitely hand over a perfect answer sheet for my lord."

"Well, it doesn't have to be too perfect, just let me do better in the exam, otherwise the whole answer is better than the answer of the teacher who gave the exam paper, and they will be embarrassed." I saw that the six ghosts finally stopped attacking me , also breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the six of them, Yaya's legs, with this configuration, the most luxurious exam cheating group in the yin and yang worlds, who else?

A burst of enthusiasm rushed into my heart, my buddies are finally going to counterattack!

As I was chattering, Xiao Liuzi on the side suddenly patted me on the shoulder, and said mysteriously: "Brother, to ensure nothing goes wrong, the underworld just captured a foreign ghost who floated over from abroad. That buddy had studied missiles before his death. Do you want to bring it to help you take the exam?"

Chapter 404 Ask Li Bai to help write the essay?

I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, staring at Xiao Liuzi: "You insult me ​​too?"

Xiao Liuzi was stunned: "There is no insult, I really want to help big brother."