I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

I slapped on the forehead, Yaya's legs, as a scumbag, so humiliating, so painful!

"Brother, what is your expression?" Xiao Liuzi patted my shoulder and asked with a confused face.

"It's okay, I'm just a little worried." I replied, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

"Sorrowful?" Xiao Liuzi muttered, suddenly seemed to think of something, and said, "By the way, brother, don't you have to take Chinese in the final exam? Can you write a composition?"

"Do you have a solution?" I said, I'm really not good at composition. Since I was a child, I never scored more than [-] points in composition.

"Of course." Xiao Liuzi snapped his fingers, smiled cheaply and whispered into my ear, "Brother, let me tell you a little secret, Li Taibai is still in the underworld."

"Li Bai!" I was startled suddenly, and I felt that Xiao Liuzi's words were like thunder exploding in my ears.

Yaya's legs, this is a super god!

He has been dead for more than 1000 years, and the poems he left behind from elementary school to high school almost tormented me to death!

"Well, that's him." Xiao Liuzi nodded.

"Hasn't he been dead for more than 1000 years? Why hasn't he been reincarnated?" I wondered.

Xiao Liuzi waved his hand and said with contempt: "Don't mention it, that guy is a big alcoholic. After arriving in the underworld, he drank like a dog all day long. When he was drunk, he fell asleep, or else He went to the hall of King Hades of the tenth hall to dance swords and write poems, he himself didn't want to be reincarnated, because that guy's wish in the world is too powerful, and the underworld has nothing to do with him, so they can only let him stay below to make offerings."

hiss!

I gasped, Yaya's legs, this news is so explosive!

Poet fairy Li Bai!

Super bull!

The culprit who swept away all kinds of Chinese textbooks from elementary school to university!

She is still in the underworld. If the news gets out, it will definitely blow up the whole world.

However, I have read the "power of wish" that Xiaoliuzi said in "Book of Shocking the World". Taoist practice and Buddhist practice are two different ways of practice, but they all lead to the same goal, and they are all for becoming stronger.

And this division is only based on the characteristics of Buddhism and Taoism.

In fact, there is no gap at all in cultivating skills and vows. The so-called "power of vows" is actually the power of faith.

The great Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of the Buddhist family make great vows when they disagree with each other. For example, King Ksitigarbha "swears that he will not become a Buddha if the hell is not empty". These are actually to guide the power of the vows in the world.

Let all living beings in the world believe in prayers, thus generating wish power.

In other words, the so-called "will power" is someone's belief.

As far as Li Bai's fame is concerned, from the Tang Dynasty to modern times, his poems and his name have swept the textbooks of all grades. Can this wish be small?

With such a great wish to protect the body, to be honest, as long as Li Bai doesn't want to, no one in the underworld would dare to throw him into the six realms of reincarnation.

Just as I was surprised, Xiao Liuzi put his arms around my shoulders, with a mean smile on his face, and whispered: "Brother, Li Bai's matter is a secret in both Yin and Yang worlds, so you must not tell it. If you want to write a perfect composition, I will You can go and invite Li Bai up, I have had drinks with him a few times, and we have a good relationship, so we can invite him."

Xiao Liuzi's words made my mind go blank.

Yaya's legs, if this nima invites Li Bai to help me write essays, it will be a blast?

As far as Li Bai's literary talents are concerned, if he feeds him two or two old Baigans, he will be able to drink crazy poems, give him two bottles of Snow Beer, and he can accompany me to brave the world.

To be honest, my special mother really dare not invite him up.

My buddy wrote a composition for the final exam of Chinese in the second year of high school, not a famous essay through the ages.

If I really asked him to help me write the composition, then Nima must kill the marking teacher?

As far as the level of the marking teachers is concerned, it is estimated that they are really not qualified to review Li Bai's poems.

After hesitating for a while, I let out a heavy breath: "Forget it, this ratio is too big, I can't fit it."

"Really don't think about it anymore?" Xiao Liuzi asked me, "I can ask Lao Li to release the water and write a little rubbish."

I couldn't calm down on the spot, I was paralyzed, it was Li Bai!Poetry!He put more water on it, and what he wrote was an article that swept the audience!

I took a deep breath: "I really can't ask him to help. If his literary talents help me cheat in the exam, then my composition will not be as good as flying into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"

I really dare not invite Li Bai to come up, just for the final exam of the first and second semesters, inviting six college bullies to come up is like killing chickens with a sledgehammer. If you invite him, it will be like using an atomic bomb.

Besides, who knows if Li Bai is easy to get along with? He is a big bull who dares to dance swords, compose poems and drink wine in the hall of the king of hell in the ten halls. , No one can do anything about him.

Seeing that I insisted on not agreeing, Xiao Liuzi waved his hand: "That's fine, big brother doesn't want to forget it."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Liuzi looked at the ghosts of the six professors, doctorates and masters again, and said sternly, "Six, help my elder brother cheat the exam. Well done. After returning to the underworld, your benefits will be indispensable."

The eyes of the six Xueba ghosts suddenly lit up green, and they hurriedly clasped their fists at Xiao Liuzi: "My lord, please don't worry, I will do my best."

Xiao Liuzi nodded in satisfaction, turned to me and said, "The matter is settled, so I'll go down to recuperate first, brother."

"Well, thank you for your hard work." I said gratefully to Xiaoliuzi.

call!

Little Liuzi slid into the ground like a gopher, and disappeared without a trace.

I glanced at the six Xueba ghosts, and said with a smile: "Don't look out, you six, just treat this as your own home. The final exam in two days, please pay more attention to it."

"Oh, don't worry, my lord, the final exam of the second year of high school, what can I worry about?" A ghost of a young academic bully waved his hand.

In an instant, ten thousand troughs ran wildly in my mind, paralyzed, I have IQ but no EQ, I just be polite, is it worthwhile to beat me, a scumbag, again?

I'm not in the mood to continue chatting with these bullies. Just because of their pissing behavior, they can beat me to pieces in a matter of minutes.

After saying hello, I turned and left the bedroom.

Walking to the front hall, Wang Dachui, Mengba Zombie, and Monk Sanjie were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and "One Piece" was playing on the TV.

After such a short period of time, Wang Dahui also got used to the cute little zombie. He sat next to the little zombie and discussed the plot of "One Piece" with the little zombie. The cute little zombie held a big tomato in his hand and nodded while sucking it. .

As for the Sanjie monk, he sat cross-legged on the sofa, folded his hands, closed his eyes, and meditated.

I smiled and walked over. As soon as I sat down, I was about to tell Wang Dachui about the cheating exam team, when the phone rang.

Liu Changge called.

"Hello, Brother Liu." I connected the phone.

"Fengzi, I have some bad news to tell you." On the other end of the phone, Liu Changge's voice was a little low: "I just received the news from the head master, that the Ghost Raising Sect is waiting for an opportunity to deal with you with all its strength."

Chapter 405 The Scholar's Taunt

"Ghost Raising Sect?" My heart skipped a beat, and I said with a wry smile, "The one who should come still has to come."

I've thought about this a long time ago. In the final analysis, Tu Sihai is the protector of the Ghost Raising Sect, which is already considered a high-level person in a sect.

When I killed Tu Sihai, I had already slapped Yang Guizong's face with the sole of a slipper.

If they don't take revenge and go all out to deal with me, then it won't be called a cult.

Furthermore, Tu Sihai, the ghost raising sect, dealt with me in order to attract the attention of my "Shocking Book". Now that Tu Sihai is dead, they covet my "Shocking Book" on the one hand, and on the other hand they want to get back their face.

No matter what, it is impossible to let me go.

"There's no way, that's how cults do things, and you must get revenge." Liu Changge sighed, paused, and said, "But I still heard a piece of news from Master."

"What did senior Bailong say?" I asked.

On the other end of the phone, Liu Changge said: "Actually, this time the Ghost Raising Sect went all out to deal with you, it was...Gu Xingchen's instigation."

"Gu Xingchen?" I frowned. It's this son of a bitch again. I almost killed him last time, yet he still doesn't know how to learn well.

What on earth did our Chen family Yinhou provoke him, as for making him so persistent?

Thinking about it, I was in pain for a while. If the Ghost King hadn't suddenly appeared last time, maybe Gu Xingchen would have revealed the reason for his hatred with our Chen family Yinhou.

"It stands to reason that Tu Sihai had just died, and the ghost raising sect's whereabouts were secretive. It was impossible to know so quickly. It was Gu Xingchen who found the headquarters of the ghost raising sect through some means and told the news." On the other end of the phone, Liu Changge explain.

I sneered: "What else can I do? He knows that it is not difficult to raise the headquarters of the Ghost Sect with him next to King Chujiang, the king of night tour gods and ghosts."

"That's a reason. The news has told you. Be careful yourself. I have to go to a distant place tomorrow, and it will take a week to come back." Liu Changge said.

I suddenly felt a pain in my ass: "Why, you have to go to the long-distance health care again?"

"Fuck you, I really went to work this time. There was a yellow-eyed zombie in Guizhou. Master asked me to take someone there to solve it." Liu Changge sighed, and his voice became a little low.

I was shocked suddenly: "I'll go, you've got trouble!"

"Isn't it? Stop talking, hang up."

"Then be careful all the way, and run away if you can't beat it."

After hanging up the phone, I leaned on the sofa and was a little worried about Liu Changge. The most notable characteristic of the zombie level is the eye color, red, green, yellow, blue and white. Yellow-eyed zombies are already considered mid-level zombies.

Let Liu Changge go to exterminate, this matter is really a matter of life and death.

Thinking about it, I looked at the cute little zombie who was eating tomatoes next to me, and asked subconsciously, "Son, do you remember the past?"

"I don't remember." The cute little zombie shook his head resolutely, "I just remember, always, sleeping in the little red room."

That's right, the small house that this fart kid is talking about is probably the golden pattern that sealed his blood coffin before.

But I was wondering, since this kid doesn't remember anything, why did he suddenly recognize me as his father when he was in Hidden Dragon Cave?

When I asked the cute little zombie, he frowned and lowered his head to think for a few seconds, and said, "Father, I didn't think too much about it at the time. I just saw that you were very powerful with the golden sword, and a voice in my head said, You are my father, so I called you."

I was speechless for a while, is this so casual?

The cute little zombie has been the king of corpses for a thousand years, so calling me a 17-year-old baby's father is not a little bit out of place?

But the cute little zombie said so, but anyone with a little brain would understand that this is strange.

But now I don't understand this matter, and I don't bother to care about it.

I told Wang Dachui about the cheating exam team, and Wang Dachui immediately acted like a runaway husky, and said that he would ask me to take care of him.

I despised this kid. I saw a ghost before, and this kid was so scared to death. This time, he has benefited, so he is not afraid anymore.

But he said that he asked me to take care of him, um... yes!

For the next two days, Wang Dachui and I stayed at school.

Although there is a cheating exam team, this final exam is already done, but at least we have to put on a show.

The most important thing is me. After all, I basically didn't have much class this semester.

If you don't even show a little diligence in the last two days, when the test results come out, the teachers and students will probably be confused.

But those classmates didn’t think highly of us. My mother-in-law pretended to be studying hard there, and they laughed at the side.

As for raising the ghost sect, I don't care.

This thing is a dog skin plaster, it can't be shaken off, and it can't be avoided, what should come will always come.

In the past, I would have to be my grandson, but now, I'm afraid he's a yo-yo?

They really dared to come to the door, my special mother directly let the cute little zombies go out, one person singled out the whole sect, and could easily beat them all.

Soon, it will be the day of the final exam.

Early in the morning, Wang Dachui and I washed up and went out to take the school exam.

Wang Dachui and I were in the same examination room. After everyone had assigned the test numbers, Wang Dachui and I had just walked out the door when a few guys walked towards us.

"Hey, isn't this Chen Feng, the man of our school?" The guy who took the lead laughed, his voice was a bit like a male duck calling.

I frowned and felt disgusted immediately: "Zhang Youliang, what do you mean?"

This Youliang is about 1.7 meters and [-] feet tall, as thin as a hemp pole, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, I'm not bragging, just like him, I can hit ten.

But this guy is a super student in our grade. Every time he takes the exam, he is the first in the grade. Because of this, the school leaders attach great importance to him. It is said that he has been recommended to the top Nanshan University in the country, and also because of his grades Well, this kid is a famous figure in school and has a lot of influence.

Different from my kind of reputation gained by forcibly forcing an old sow, this kid's reputation is much more serious.

But I don't deal with this guy, or rather, I have a grudge!

When I was just in the first year of high school, I fell in love with a girl from another class in the same grade. I was planning to confess my love to Wang Dazhui and leave the single dog team. In the end, Zhang Youliang, a bastard, used the name of helping that girl make up lessons. Soaked hands.

But that bastard Zhang Youliang also likes to play tricks, not only got that girl in his hands, but also ran up to me to mock me.

If it weren't for the head teacher at the time, I would have beaten this kid to death a long time ago.

Since then, my relationship with him has ended.

But then I don't know what happened, after the girl and Zhang Youliang had been dating for a semester, she transferred to another school inexplicably, and Zhang Youliang didn't say a word about the girl.

"It's nothing interesting, I just passed by and ran into you by chance." Zhang Youliang pushed up his glasses and said with a smile, "I heard that you didn't have much class this semester, and I don't know where you got the courage to take the final exam."