I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"Damn it, let people live? Hand in the paper in ten minutes, all right?"

"Damn it, these two guys seem to be from the scumbag class? Who the hell is the scumbag?"

"It's unreasonable. Did you bump into a ghost in the exam today?"

……

I grinned, looked at the three ghosts of Xueba beside me, and then at the three ghosts of Xueba beside Wang Dahui, didn't I hit a ghost?Still six!

With the process of handing in my papers before, the two invigilators did not make things difficult for Wang Dachui this time, and after carefully looking at Wang Dachui's test papers, they let Wang Dachui leave the examination room.

In the classroom, the pot was completely fried. The students who were supposed to take the exam quietly all exclaimed and looked at me and Wang Dahammer in confusion.

Even the two invigilators stared at us suspiciously.

Wang Dachui and I didn't say much, we turned around and were about to leave, when suddenly a voice sounded behind us: "Teacher, I've done it too, I want to hand in the paper!"

I was shocked suddenly, Yaya's leg, why did another one pop out?

Wang Dahammer on the side also looked confused.

Wang Dahui and I turned around at the same time, and saw a classmate running to the podium with a test paper in his hands, slapped the test paper on the desk, turned his head and shouted at Wang Dahui and me with a look of bullying: "Fengzi, Heipang, wait for me to go together."

I was speechless for a while, this guy was in the same class as us, in terms of scumbag level, he was as good as Wang Dachui and I.

But this guy seems to be a bit out of his wits, what do you think Wang Dahui and I are scumbags today?

boom!

As soon as the idea came up, the two invigilators who were reviewing the papers slapped the table at the same time, and stood up angrily. The older invigilator pointed at the classmate and cursed: "Why are you here to join in the fun? The whole paper is correct in three places. , you still hand in the paper, who gave you the courage? Why don't you go to heaven?"

"What the hell?" The classmate was confused on the spot, pointing at me and Wang Dachui and said, "They both have the same grades as me, and they are all right, but I can't be all right?"

boom!

The young teacher Chen couldn't bear it any longer, and kicked that classmate's ass: "What are you talking about? Do you really think there is something wrong with our brains? They are both right, you motherfucker If you circle the gourd ladles, you think we are right to give you everything?"

"No, no, it's unreasonable!" The classmate rubbed his butt with a resentful expression on his face. With that posture, those who doubted life would almost cry.

"Stop talking nonsense, go back and do it again." Teacher Chen was very angry, picked up the paper and slapped the student's face.

have to!This guy has failed in pretending!

Wang Dachui and I looked at each other, turned around and left the examination room, and when we got to a place where no one was around, Wang Dachui finally couldn't hold back anymore, he grabbed my arm excitedly like a husky, and said, "Fengzi, this move!" It's amazing!"

"Nonsense, are you just joking about being an exam team?" I pointed at the six ghosts and said.

At this time, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and I saw that it was Lao Wang calling.

"Hello, old king."

"You two have handed in the paper? Come to my office immediately!" Lao Wang yelled on the other end of the phone.

It's over!

My heart skipped a beat, the speed of those two invigilators is too damn fast, right?

Wang Dachui and I left the examination room, and immediately complained to Lao Wang?

I hung up the phone, turned to Wang Dachui and said, "Old Wang summoned us, please don't reveal your secrets later."

"Don't worry, it's all right." Wang Dahammer assured, patting his chest.

The two of us arrived at Lao Wang's office. As soon as we entered the door, Lao Wang was sitting on a chair with his legs crossed and flipping through his mobile phone.

As soon as he saw the two of us coming in, he slapped his phone on the desk and said, "You two are good testers. You hand in the math test in 10 minutes, and you got everything right. Now you're a celebrity in our school."

I glanced at Lao Wang's cell phone, and there was a photo of me and Wang Dahammer's test paper on it, probably the two invigilators did it.

Just as I was about to speak, Wang Dahui stepped forward and said with a serious expression: "Old Wang, do you really think we are scumbags?"

"Yeah, isn't that a bad thing?" Old Wang nodded.

Wang Dachui's eyes turned red in a flash, and he clenched his fists: "Students also have dignity, and scumbags also have the determination to counterattack and become a top student. For this final exam, Fengzi and I spent all night studying , the purpose is to improve the overall academic performance of our class, I didn't expect you to doubt us now!"

Old Wang was stunned, Wang Dahammer raised his fat hand and wiped the corner of his eyes, his voice trembling: "Fengzi and I are determined to study hard, but you suspect that we achieved excellent results through our own efforts, in your eyes But he is still a bad boy, does every teacher look at us with colored glasses?"

I was listening to Wang Dahammer saying that I was stunned, it would be a waste if this black fat man didn't go to Hollywood to develop!

Seeing Lao Wang's expression getting more and more guilty, I also breathed a sigh of relief. I guess that Lao Wang would have been fooled by Wang Dahammer to pass this matter away without me at all!

But at this moment, Lao Wang stood up suddenly, slapped Wang Dahui on the head, and cursed: "Paralyzed, pretending to be so similar, I interrupted my thoughts."

Chapter 410 Come, come, take a few more exams

Finished!

Didn't fool around!

My heart skipped a beat, and Wang Dachui on the side reacted quickly. He covered his head and looked at Lao Wang resentfully: "Old Wang, why don't you trust us?"

"Fuck off, what are you two peeing? I don't know yet?" Lao Wang sat back on his chair, took out a cigarette and threw two cigarettes to me and Wang Dachui, then smoked another one on his own, and after exhaling a smoke ring Slowly said: "Other teachers don't understand what's going on with you two, but I do."

After a pause, Old Wang narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Dachui and me: "Did you use ghosts to help you make the test paper?"

I couldn't calm down on the spot, Yaya's legs, is Lao Wang the head teacher or Detective Conan?

I didn't even think of this method at the beginning, and it was only used by the monk Sanjie who reminded me. How did this nima come to Lao Wang and guess everything after only one test?

Wang Dachui and I were stunned for a moment, and Lao Wang sneered suddenly: "Just like you two, it seems that I guessed it right." After finishing speaking, he narrowed his eyes and stared at me and Wang Dachui.

Wang Dachui shook his body, grinned, and hurriedly took out a box of Zhonghua from his pocket, handed one to Old Wang, and said with a shy smile: "Hey, Old Wang, who told you to be Di Renjie in the world, and the real name is Detective Conan? Really? Nothing can be hidden from you!"

groove!

This black fat man started selling his teammates at the slightest disagreement!

I scorned Wang Sledgehammer severely, rolled my eyes, picked up the water cup on Lao Wang's table, unscrewed the lid and blew it hard twice, and handed it to Lao Wang: "Old Wang drinks water, it's cold, it's not hot. Mouth."

Yaya's legs, there is no way!

Lao Wang is our homeroom teacher, and he knows my background, and now he has been caught and revealed himself. If he doesn't admit to being a coward, Lao Wang can say a word to the school leaders, and he can take me and Wang Dahammer together.

At that time, don't say that Wang Dahammer and I will use our test scores to crush Zhang Youliang. It is estimated that our cheating in the test will directly stigmatize our names in school!

"Hey, you guys are quite good, but I'm curious what kind of ghost you two hired to help you cheat? Is it similar to the five-ghost transporting technique in movies?" Old Wang smiled while holding a water glass. I took a sip of water.

"It's not that complicated." I waved my hand and said, "I just invited two professors, two doctors and two masters from Tsinghua University and Peking University."

puff!

As soon as the words fell, Lao Wang's face changed, and he opened his mouth to spit out the water he just drank, and sprayed Wang Dachui and me in the face.

"Holy shit, do you two want to compete so much? What kind of exam is this Dangte mother? This is the final exam of the second year of high school!" Lao Wang roared excitedly.

I was speechless for a while, and waved my hand: "This is already the minimum configuration."

"What is it?" Old Wang's expression was so exciting, "What is that special mother's high match?"

At this time, Wang Dachui also looked at me curiously, and I didn't tell him the specific details of my discussion with Xiaoliuzi about inviting the cheating team.

"There is also a foreign devil who floated in from abroad. He built missiles during his lifetime." I said.

Pfft!

Lao Wang sat down on the ground, and said in horror: "Big brother! Chen Feng kisses big brother! This girl is only the final exam of the second semester of high school. You are so competitive, does your family know? You are also a girl who made missiles. Why don't you fly to the sky? Shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"

"Old Wang, don't get excited." I hurriedly persuaded, and Wang Dachui at the side quickly helped Lao Wang up.

Old Wang must have been quite agitated, so he sat on the chair and stretched his palms along his chest, panting heavily.

I looked at him and didn't dare to continue.

Just kidding!The royal configuration of the dude's exam cheating team hasn't been revealed yet!

Does Li Bai know?It's the super big bull who swept all grades from primary school to high school!

It's also because the buddies don't want to pretend to be too high-profile, otherwise they will invite Li Bai up!

I dare not tell Lao Wang about this matter. Based on his reaction to hearing the missile-making ghost just now, I guess his little heart can't bear it if I tell Li Bai.

After more than ten seconds, Lao Wang finally straightened out his tone, stared at me and Wang Dachui, and said, "It's nothing, you guys go."

"What the hell?"

Wang Dachui and I exclaimed at the same time, is this the end?

"Old Wang, did you forget something?" Wang Dachui asked blurted out.

Immediately, I ran wildly in my mind, and slapped my forehead, Wang Dahammer's two matches, what a fucking sell-out teammate!

Lao Wang found out about the cheating. Now that Lao Wang let us go, he still asked such a cheap question, how about looking for punishment?

"What's wrong? Do you want to admit punishment?" Old Wang rolled his eyes, "Don't bullshit, this nima ghost is here for the exam, I believe it, do those teachers and school leaders believe it?"

Wang Dachui and I were stunned for a while.

But what Lao Wang said is true. At first, I thought ghosts were reliable in cheating, because ordinary people couldn't find it at all.

Now that Lao Wang can find out, it is because he knows Wang Dachui and me. The other teachers and school leaders, even if Lao Wang tells them, they will only take Lao Wang as a second-hand comparison and will not believe it at all.

"Come on, you two go to the exam. I won't bring it up. No one can do anything against you for the abuse you have done on your own." Old Wang looked at me and Wang Dahammer helplessly.

I was speechless for a while, the three views of Lao Wang's words almost collapsed.

It is an indisputable fact that cheating in exams is a wrong thing.

But ghosts are involved, and he can't control it if he wants to. Even as long as I think about it, Lao Wang can't even see the shadows of the six Xueba ghosts.

After leaving Lao Wang's office, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief. I thought it would be over this time, but Lao Wang still let us go.

"Damn, I was scared to death just now." Wang Dahammer said, patting his chest.

"Afraid of a ball? There are ghosts involved, and most people can't control it if they want to." I rolled my eyes at Wang Dachui, paused, and said: "Once this test is passed, we can pass the exam all the way later. How would you feel about Zhang Youliang then?"

Wang Dachui thought for a few seconds, and suddenly said to me with a cheap smile: "It feels the same as Bai Fumei being crushed under her body by beggars three hundred times."

I burst out laughing "puchi", Wang Heipang's description, no matter what, reveals a wretched temperament.

But this is not wrong, being crushed and beaten by the super scum kings recognized by our two schools, it is estimated that not only Zhang Youliang, but also the few top students in the whole grade have to doubt life.

"Fengzi, you said that we all scored perfect in Keke, isn't it a bit too sensational? Should you keep a low profile?" At this time, Wang Dachui said.

I glanced at him and smiled: "Is it worth it? Since we pretend to be big, let's pretend to be big. Aren't Zhang Youliang and his schoolmasters mocking us? Then we'll beat them with a stick! "

Back in the examination room, as soon as Wang Dachui and I entered, the originally noisy examination room immediately quieted down.

All the examinees stared at us in horror. After all, during the math test just now, Wang Dachui and I's performance really shocked their three views!

To be honest, I still felt quite uncomfortable being stared at by so many people, but Wang Dahammer was fine, patting his stomach with his hands, stepped into the classroom, and turned to me and said loudly: "Fengzi, come here, let's take a few more exams." field."

Chapter 411 If you want to fight, just fight to the end!

I couldn't calm down on the spot, Wang Dazhui started pretending to be in this two-way match at the slightest disagreement!

As soon as he spoke, I saw the eyes of the candidates in the classroom looking at us both changed.

Some looked confused, some were full of disdain, and some even had a trace of resentment in their eyes...

Anyway, there are all kinds of people, I sighed, and I didn’t bother to care about it, all kinds of rice feed all kinds of people, who knows what everyone is thinking in their hearts?

"It's too simple. This final exam is as simple as a kindergarten exam." Wang Dahui was immersed in the refreshingness of pretending, and turned to me and said, "You say so, Fengzi."

I was speechless for a while, and nodded in cooperation, and didn't bother to talk to the second one.

This ratio is still very technical.

If you pretend well, it's called pretending, if you pretend badly, it's just to provoke hatred.

In Wang Dahammer's current state, that is a proper way to draw hatred.

But I can also understand that this kid has been a scumbag since he was a child, even more scumbag than me, and he was able to get all the way to junior high school because of his parents' money.

This time, I finally took advantage of the exam cheating group I recruited, so why don't you pretend to be bobby?

I was too lazy to cooperate with Wang Dachui, so I sat on the seat by myself. Seeing that I did not cooperate with him, Wang Dachui smiled sheepishly, and then sat back in the seat.

Sure enough, as soon as I sat down, I saw all the candidates talking in a low voice.

"Tao, these two guys are purely pretending to be criminals."