I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Afterwards, the judge sitting in front of the piano wiped his long hair with a bewildered smile on his lips, and then put his hands on the piano and began to play.

Originally, the sound of the suona and the golden gong barely resembled an ancient wedding posture, but when the drums and piano were mixed in, Yaya's legs seemed to be urging her to die.

"Fengzi, this is the band I formed in the underworld. How does it feel? Our underworld still follows the trend of Yangjian. After a while, I plan to take them to play for Yin Tianzi, so that His Majesty can also feel the combination of tradition and trend. .” Judge Cui smiled at me with an intoxicated look on his face.

I was going crazy immediately, I gritted my teeth and said "Awesome", and then I began to pray in my heart that Judge Cui would bring such a band to play for Emperor Yin, so that he would not be beaten by Emperor Yin until he didn't even recognize his mother.

At this time, in the noisy courtyard, Liu Changge grabbed a handful of yellow paper and threw it into the air, waved the mahogany sword and shouted loudly: "Marriage in the yin department, marriage in the yin, welcome the soul wife, and retreat from lonely ghosts and wild ghosts. If you disturb, the soul will fly away."

As he said that, Liu Changge slapped his sword on the table, pinching a seal with both hands: "Yin marriage, start!"

I looked serious, and put down Yushu on my back. Almost at the same time, Liu Changge pointed at Yushu with the Yin Jue pinched, and the soul of Yushu with his eyes closed flew to the table of the Eight Immortals. Afterwards, Yushu spread out his folded hands , picked up the black cloth from the Eight Immortals table, and covered it over his head.

Marriage in the shade is different from marriage in the living. The marriage of the living is based on joy, but in the marriage of the shadows, the most taboo is red. Even the hijab has to be replaced by black cloth.

I took a deep breath, looked at Yushu who was covered with a black cloth hijab, and walked to her side.

"Respect the decree of the three Qing Dynasty, obey the order of the king of hell, Chen Feng, the living man, wash his soul in jade, and now we are married, life and death will last forever, support each other, family witness, and swear by ceremony." Liu Changge read aloud, and then, aloud Said: "A bow to the underworld."

This is also one of the peculiarities of yin marriages. The first obeisance to a serious marriage should be heaven and earth, while the first obeisance to a yin marriage is the underworld.

"Two thanks to the high hall."

"Happy husband and wife."

After paying three consecutive obeisances, Yushu and I stood up at the same time. At this moment, I finally breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Yushu: "I finally rescued you."

As soon as the words fell, I suddenly felt as if something had been sucked out of my body. My whole body froze, and I staggered back a step. It was Xiaoliuzi who reacted quickly and supported me, so I didn't fall to the ground, but I was also dizzy for a while.

"It's a loss of virtue." At this time, the tall grandfather suddenly stood up and said in a deep voice.

I glanced at my grandpa, I guess I killed too many ghosts when the bones were laid to rest just now, these karmic debts were added to me, so I lost my morality, fortunately I didn't lose my life, otherwise I would have less than one year of life Not enough to fold.

"It's okay, grandpa." I said to grandpa.

The Lunzhuan King on the side also stood up and comforted his grandfather to sit down, and then said loudly to Liu Changge: "Shushan boy, hurry up and take the last step."

last step?I was stunned immediately, the procedures for getting married in a yin marriage have all been completed, why is there still the last step?

Just wondering, I saw Liu Changge behind the altar showing a weird smile, very silvery, and then he waved his hand: "Li Cheng, send it to the bridal chamber!"

Chapter 483 It's Over Before It Begins

What the hell?Bridal chamber?

I was dumbfounded on the spot, and I have never heard of shady marriages requiring a bridal chamber!

The silver smile on Liu Changge's face behind the altar became more and more intense: "Erbi, of course you have to have a bridal chamber when you get married."

I looked at Liu Changge speechless for a while, I just got married with Yushu, and immediately let me and her hehehe, isn't this speed a bit too fast?

Before I could slow down, Judge Cui stood up and said: "We are doing this for your own good. Although the yin marriage is completed, it is safer only if it has a name and a real name. Vulnerabilities are aimed at you."

I realized that what Judge Cui and the others meant was that they wanted me to kill this yin marriage and make it a firm fact.If it's just a yin marriage, with Chu Jiang's status and strength, it is very likely that there will be other moths, such as trying to make the yin marriage between me and Yushu a fake marriage.

But I'm already having sex with Yushu, that's the real and complete shady married couple, and King Chujiang can't make a fool out of us.

"But isn't this speed too fast?" I was still a little hesitant, subconsciously I looked at the Yuyueshan couple and Mr. Yu.

What I didn't expect was that before I could speak, Mr. Yu suddenly pointed at me and said, "Son-in-law, don't you hurry up to the bridal chamber?"

What the fuck?

Why is this Nima more anxious than me?

I was in a bad mood at the time, and Yu Shu and I were only 17 years old. Although we have come together now, we have not had time to fall in love.

Why are the parents on both sides of me and Yushu still rushing to let us eat forbidden fruits?

"It's okay, I know you are also doing it for Yushu, and I will ask my relationship to issue a marriage certificate for you two." Yuyueshan nodded to me, as if encouraging me.

I am in despair, what is going on in this world?

"Chen Feng, come in." Suddenly, a timid voice sounded.

I was shocked suddenly, Yushu!

Subconsciously, I looked at Yushu, under the black hijab, I couldn't see her expression, but I could see her hands tightly clenched together, I must have summoned up a lot of courage to say this .

I took a deep breath, Yu Shu, a girl, mustered up the courage to say such things in front of so many people, if I still cowardly, wouldn't I not even be considered a man?

boom!

Just as I was about to speak, a strong red yin energy suddenly appeared, instantly enveloping Yushu, and flying Yushu's soul into Yushu's body.

Immediately afterwards, the red yin energy engulfed me again, sending me and Yu Shu into the bedroom at the same time.

This scene was so sudden that I didn't even realize it. When I came back to my senses, Yu Shu and I had already flown to the door of the bedroom. I looked back and saw the King of Rotation looking at us with a silvery face.

I couldn't calm down on the spot: "Samsung King, why are you in such a hurry?"

The wheeling king laughed loudly: "Stinky boy, the bridal chamber is really slow, it's better than the worst! Come in quickly, we won't make trouble for you, the young couple can play by themselves."

As soon as the words fell, Yushu and I were sent into the bedroom by the yin energy of the reincarnation king, and the bedroom door closed with a bang.

In the house, the lights are bright.

The yin energy from my body dissipated and fell to the ground, while Yu Shu was sent to the bedside by the yin energy of the reincarnation king and sat down.

I looked at Yushu with the black hijab on his head, and felt a little overwhelmed for a while. I usually learned countless theoretical knowledge from the island country blockbusters with Wang Dahui, but when I really wanted to practice, my mind became blank.

In the room, it suddenly became quiet.

I froze in place, and Yushu who was sitting by the bed was also motionless, his hands entangled.

After a few seconds, Yu Shu suddenly said, "Aren't you coming to take off the hijab?"

I came back to my senses, and walked up to Yushu step by step, feeling as if I had been filled with lead. At that time, I was both excited and nervous.Before, I swore aggressively that I would rescue Yushu, but I didn't expect that if I rescued her, I would be sent to the bridal chamber immediately.

This feeling is embarrassing to death.

After a moment of hesitation, I gritted my teeth and reached out to uncover the black hijab on top of Yushu's head. At this moment, time seemed to slow down.

Under the light, Yushu's extremely delicate and fair face was slowly revealed, with long curled eyelashes, big black jewel-like eyes looking up at me with a bright light, her pretty face was blushing, indescribable She is charming and charming, just like a fairy coming out of a painting.

I was stunned, my heart was pounding, my breathing became a little short, and my eyes were completely filled with Yushu's beautiful face.

"Thank you." Yu Shu looked at me with a blushing face, water ripples in her eyes.

I smiled: "You're welcome." After a pause, I asked again: "Do you really not regret it?"

Yu Shuqiao's face became more and more red, as if she was about to bleed, she bit her red lips with her white teeth, and shook her head: "Well, I don't regret it."

Her voice was very low, like a lazy kitten, falling in my ears, which made me tremble all over.

"You know my situation, and..." I gritted my teeth and said again.

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yushu: "I know everything, I'm not afraid, I'm willing to face the future with you, do you still want to talk about Zhou Xiaoqing?"

I nodded, if it wasn't interrupted by Yu Shu, I would really like to talk about Zhou Xiaoqing.

Actually, I'm very conflicted now, I don't know how to describe my feelings for Zhou Xiaoqing and Yu Shu.I used to know that I liked Zhou Xiaoqing, but when Yu Shu appeared later, at the moment of her death, I had another answer in my heart.

Now, the two answers are intertwined, like a big net, trapping me.

"It's okay." Yushu smiled slightly, and slowly got up, her jade arms as white as lotus root slowly wrapped around my neck, and looked up at me slightly: "You must rescue her, this is your gift to her." Promise, as promised to me."

I looked at Yushu in astonishment, I didn't expect her to say such a thing at all.Her words were like a heavy hammer, hitting the softest part of my heart hard.

At this moment, all the scruples were gone, and I felt an incomparably moving deodorant pouring into my nasal cavity, stimulating my whole body.

Under the light, Yu Shu's face was glowing with crystal luster, and every frown and smile stirred my nerves.In the next second, Yu Shu slowly closed his eyes, his red lips slightly raised, and came towards me.

I stopped suppressing and kissed her together, then slowly lay on the bed with my arms around her waist, and then lay on her body, kissing wantonly.

The bright lights became ambiguous at this moment, coating everything with a crystal luster.

Yu Shu's rapid breath echoed in my ears, stirring the flames in my dantian, I took a deep breath, and when I got up and was about to take the next step, suddenly, I twitched violently, feeling a sore Ma, immediately after, the flames in the dantian disappeared, and my mind became sober. All the thoughts in my mind just now suddenly became dull.

My whole body froze, and suddenly I felt like my whole body was on fire. What happened to the numbness?Now... so embarrassing!

"What's wrong?" Yu Shu's soft voice sounded in his ear.

I saw her slowly open her eyes and look at me suspiciously.

Immediately, I ran wildly in my mind, gritted my teeth and squeezed out three words: "It's over."

Chapter 484 Super Leek

"It's over?" Under the light, Yu Shu's pretty face was almost bleeding from shame, but she still looked at me suspiciously: "But we didn't do anything?"

I was stunned at the time, seeing Yu Shu's expression, could it be that he doesn't know anything about this matter?

I immediately became excited, dammit, it’s okay if you don’t understand, if you don’t understand, it won’t cause critical damage to me, a pure man.

"You don't understand this?" I was still a little worried and asked.

Yu Shu shook his head blankly: "I know about the relationship between men and women, but I didn't know it would end so soon, so how can we conceive a baby in the future?"

Ah!

I was not calm on the spot, who can say that I don't understand?This shit just gave me [-] crit damage!

As a pure man, it was over before taking off the pants, it was too embarrassing!

Suddenly the air in the room seemed to freeze, Yushu and I stared at each other without saying a word, especially Yushu looked at me with a bewilderingly innocent look that made people want to commit crimes.

Being stared at by Yushu, I felt like my whole body was on fire, especially her pretty face was blushing like a blooming rose, and the water rippled in her pair of doubtful eyes, which was simply superb.

However, buddies do not live up to expectations!Dude is guilty!At present, such an embarrassing thing has happened to the big beauty, she doesn't want to live anymore.

I was really embarrassed by Yu Shu's stare, coughed and said: "Well, I'll go out to smoke a cigarette first, and I'll come back later."

After finishing speaking, I hastily pulled my crotch twice, got out of bed and ran outside.Although there are a large group of ghosts outside, it would be embarrassing for me to go out so quickly, but at least in my opinion, it is better to be ashamed in front of those ghosts than to lie in bed with Yu Shu in such an embarrassing way.

But what I didn't expect was that as soon as I walked to the door, Yushu's voice came from behind: "Xiaofeng, hurry up, I, I'm afraid..."

I jerked violently, I was even more frightened, in case there was another second to end, my life would be over.

I responded casually, reached out and opened the door, and walked out.

As soon as I arrived in the main room, I felt several needle-like eyes poking at me.

"Wow, so fast?" The King of Wheels looked at me in astonishment.

I took a look at them, and found that there were only Grandpa Judge Cui and others in the main room. As for the three hundred ghost guards and ten judges, they were gone.At that time, I was relieved, but fortunately there were not many people, otherwise I would have to throw my face in my crotch.

"Oh, don't mention it." I sighed, took out a cigarette, sat on a chair, lit it, and smoked.

Rotating Wang Cui, Judge Cui, Grandpa Xiaoliuzi, Old Wang Liu Changge next door, and even the Yuyueshan couple and Mr. Yu all surrounded them. A large group of people just formed a circle and surrounded me in the middle.

Then I saw the flames of gossip burning in the eyes of each of them, and they asked questions in a hurry.

"What's wrong with you and Yushu? Did you quarrel?" Mr. Yu was the first to speak.

"Xiaofeng, you just married Yu Shu, you can't quarrel, you are a man, you should let her go." Yu Yueshan immediately turned on the calf-protecting mode with a sullen face.

"Brat, what's going on, what are you talking about?" Grandpa scolded angrily when he saw me smoking a cigarette.

I looked up at them and sighed heavily. If there was a real quarrel, it would be okay.

But just after he sighed, Liu Changge who was on the side suddenly said: "As a veteran driver for many years, I can count, you should be over."

"What the hell?" I was stunned on the spot, "Can this matter be calculated?"

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I shivered suddenly, dammit, I slipped my tongue.

Immediately afterwards, I clearly saw that all the bosses around me looked at me with weird eyes, especially Yushu's mother, who blushed directly, and sighed sadly with her arms around Yuyueshan's shoulders.

On the other hand, Judge Cui, Xiaoliuzi, and Grandpa Wang next door, the four of them immediately bluffed, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they were indescribably excited.

"Haha... Eldest grandson, this is a disease that needs to be cured."

"Brother, it must be cured as soon as possible. I have Liumen's 108-style esoteric technique that I can teach you. There is no charge."

"Brother, let's exercise with me, you are too weak."

"Oh, Chen Feng, I didn't expect you to be such a person, and this judge doesn't know what to say about you."

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