I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

After speaking, Grandpa fell silent.

I couldn't turn my head around for a long time, and felt as if my machine was down. I looked at Grandpa in a daze: "In other words, the Feng Shui Bureau is actually a fake?"

Grandpa shook his head: "The feng shui bureau of Qinglong Panwo is indeed true, but compared to your father's life and death, I don't care about a feng shui bureau, it's just an excuse for me to dissuade the villagers."

I let out a sigh of relief. Grandpa’s words revealed all the secrets of the year. Maybe I’m the only one who knows in this world, but my mind is still in a mess. My dad has something to do with it, how can it have something to do with me?"

My grandfather raised his head and took a sip of wine, looked at me: "Because, your father and your mother later gave birth to you."

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Chapter 5

"Give birth to me?" I frowned and looked at Grandpa.

Grandpa nodded, turned to look at the unowned spiritual tablet, and sighed: "It's all evil fate! Your father is a pure yin body, but fortunately, I will continue his life for him, in exchange for pure yang qi, and the yin and yang in his body are reconciled." , survived.

Originally, your father was supposed to be the successor of the Chen Family Yin Guan, he was born to eat this bowl of rice, but later your father met your mother, and your mother is also a pure yin body, pure yin meets pure yin, misfortunes never come singly, At that time, I tried my best to prevent your father from being with your mother, but your father didn't listen at all, and took your mother away from home.

I didn't return home until I gave birth to you, but I never expected that when you were born, it was also a cloudy year, and the fate of your parents directly made you a difficult person for hundreds of years. The Xuanyin body encountered. "

I froze for a moment, isn't this what the man in black mentioned just now?

Grandpa continued: "If you are a daughter and have this mysterious Yin body, which is rare in hundreds of years, it will definitely be a great joy for my Chen family. A daughter belongs to Yin, and having this Xuan Yin body is equivalent to a man having Ziwei. Fate, that is to ascend to the nine heavens, but you are a man with a mysterious Yin body, which is fatal!

A man belongs to yang and has a mysterious yin body. You have yin energy all over your body and no yang energy. To put it bluntly, you are born with a ghost life. Go down to Jiuyou prison.

And you have this kind of fate, you are born with a short life, and you are destined to overcome everything. On the night your parents took you back to Shangshui Village, the trees in the Fengshui Bureau of Houshan Qinglongpanwo began to wither, and the livestock in the village died the next day. All died, and on the third night, all ghosts surrounded the house. "

"Then isn't this the life of the broomstick?" I frowned, isn't this the same as dying wherever I go?

"No." Grandpa shook his head: "It should be said that it is worse than the broom star, in addition to being born short-lived and suppressing everything, it is also haunted by ghosts and jealous.

In the eyes of ghosts, you are a huge treasure, and if you eat you, you will become extremely powerful.

And you can also rely on your destiny to directly inhale the breath of evil spirits for cultivation. No matter what the purpose is, evil spirits will never tolerate you to live.

That night, your parents and I tried our best to drive away all the ghosts. Your parents decided to let you walk on the road of Yin and Yang, so that you have the ability to protect yourself, but I refused. If you walk on the road of Yin and Yang, your future is bound to be extremely dangerous , if you don't pay attention, you will be doomed.

What's more, if you don't solve the problem of being born short-lived, even if you eat yin-yang food, you will die early after all, and the method of generating yang energy for your father back then will not work for you.

At that time, I took you all over China, and finally found an expert, he made a fortune for you, you can only live to the end, and finally he thought of a way.

I sealed the Xuanyin body for you, and then offered it with incense. If it can last for 18 years, maybe a trace of yang energy can be generated in the body, and the yin and yang can be reconciled, changing your life and prolonging your life. "

With a sudden shock, I stared at the unowned spiritual tablet on the table with rounded eyes, and said, "This spiritual tablet is dedicated to myself?"

My grandfather nodded: "The expert also said that every year on your birthday, the seal is the weakest, and it is also the time when you are most likely to be found and entangled by evil spirits, so every year on your birthday, I tell you to go home before dark. When it's dark, evil spirits abound!"

After finishing speaking, grandpa raised his head and took a sip of wine, sighed heavily: "Unfortunately, in this last year, all previous efforts have been wasted, the seal is broken and cannot be repaired, doom, fate!"

I was completely stunned, my mind went blank, my body seemed to be hollowed out, my feet went limp, and I slumped on the chair.

For a long time, I thought that there was nothing special about me other than being handsome, but I just realized today that I am so fucking special, special to the point of explosion!

Although Grandpa described the Xuanyin body as very powerful and mysterious, but it can be concluded that there is only one characteristic...short-lived ghost!

Either die by oneself, or be killed by ghosts, anyway, it is death!

I was about to cry to death, didn't I just take a shortcut in order not to get beaten up?How did such a sad thing happen?

And this unowned spiritual seat, I worshiped for 17 years, but in the end it was my spiritual seat, this nima is more ghostly than a ghost movie!

Thinking about it now, maybe the sound of something breaking when I kissed the female ghost, it should be that the seal was broken, and I would suddenly roll the eyes of the female ghost, it should be the effect of the mysterious Yin body , The chill I breathed into my body should be Yin Qi!

But now, my grandpa suddenly told me that I can only live to the end, and there is only one year left to live. I feel like the sky is falling.

I'm not in love yet!I'm still a virgin!How can I die if I haven't seen the colorful world outside?

My grandpa glanced at me and said: "The expert also considered the result of giving up halfway, so he also thought of a countermeasure."

"What?" I stared at Grandpa like a dying person grabbing the last straw.

"Take the road of yin and yang, become a yin savior, accumulate yin virtue to suppress fate, and at the same time absorb yin qi to strive for a trace of yang qi, and reconcile yin and yang." Grandpa said.

I froze for a moment: "Isn't this the same method as my parents did back then?"

My grandfather shook his head: "Your parents let you go straight to the road of yin and yang and face a dangerous future, but my method is to make you an ordinary person and isolate you from the bowl of yin and yang. As long as you are safe and sound, even the Chen family It's okay for Yin Guan to break the generations, but it's a pity that the reincarnation of everything has made you come to this point."

I fell silent, and I also understood what Grandpa meant. I have this mysterious Yin body, which is no different from Tang Monk flesh in the eyes of all demons and ghosts. It really made me embark on the road of Yin and Yang. But the ghosts and ghosts came to me, and the chances of belching farts are extremely high, and I can become the well-deserved number one in the world of yin and yang.

In comparison, becoming an ordinary person is the best choice.

It's a pity... I don't have anything to take a shortcut!

I slapped my forehead with a slap, and I felt like crying to death. If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't take a shortcut if I was killed!

It would be great if the seal was broken earlier, at least I still have some time to toss about, but now, I only have a year left!Isn't this God deliberately teasing me?

I was in a state of grief when Grandpa suddenly got up and picked up the unowned spiritual tablet, and slammed it on the table. The spiritual tablet fell apart, but a book fell out of it.

Grandpa handed me the book: "This book was passed down by that expert back then. He said that if the seal breaks, you can practice this book and step into the world of yin and yang."

I looked down at the book in my hand. It looked like it had just been dug out of the soil. It was very old and yellow. On the cover, there were three big characters written in iron and silver hooks on the cover. I flipped through it again, and there were densely recorded spells and talismans, as well as various introductions to the world of yin and yang. Anyway, it felt better than reading it in a textbook. After a few glances, I was immersed in it.

"It seems that you really should eat the bowl of yin and yang." My grandfather's voice suddenly rang in my ears. I came back to my senses and looked at my grandfather. Feeling helpless: "It's just that I'm worried that the white-haired person will give up the black-haired person in the end."

I squeezed out a smile: "Grandpa, definitely not. I will start to study the knowledge in this book tonight. I will definitely become a yin ward, accumulate yin virtues, and finally let the mysterious yin body produce yang energy."

After a pause, I frowned and asked the last doubt in my heart: "Grandpa, are my parents still alive? And who is that middle-aged Taoist priest?"

My grandfather's expression suddenly became sad: "Your parents died shortly after giving birth to you. As for that person, he is a person who shouldn't appear."

"Dead?" I was stunned for a moment. To be honest, I really want to see my parents, even if it's just for one side. Since I was a child, I have seen other people's children accompanied by their parents every day, but I don't even know what my parents look like. Know.

As for the middle-aged Taoist priest, I am also curious. He knows me very well and also knows my grandfather. He should be an acquaintance. However, when my grandfather saw the jade pendant just now, his face changed obviously. There should be other reasons for this.

I was wondering, my grandfather turned around and walked out, but when he got to the door, he suddenly said: "Xiaofeng, the female ghost on the river bank was caused by you, you have to find a way to save her."

I shivered suddenly, and stared at Grandpa with wide eyes in horror: "What the hell? I have to go and provoke that female ghost?"

Chapter 6

"Nonsense, that female ghost was sucked by you, and now she is also resentful towards you. If you don't go to rescue her, she has to come to rescue you." My grandfather said.

"But how can I supersede her?" I was about to cry to death, Yaya's legs, even if I stepped into the world of yin and yang, I didn't need to let me go to actual combat so soon!

"Didn't I give you "The Shocking Book"? Isn't there enough time for one night?" Grandpa entered the bedroom without looking back.

I'm completely confused, one night is enough for a fart!That's enough for me to read the whole book once!

But grandpa said so, obviously he wouldn't care about this matter, I had no choice but to go into the bedroom and read "The Shocking Book".There are many spells and formations recorded on it, as well as some anecdotes and strange events in the world of Yin and Yang, and I quickly immersed myself in it.

Before I knew it, I fell asleep, and when I opened my eyes, it was already eight o'clock in the morning.

I got up in a hurry to wash up, had some breakfast, and then went out to school, but just before leaving, my grandfather reminded me not to forget to go to the river embankment to save the female ghost tonight.

I almost cried when I heard it, and almost turned around and asked my grandfather if I was his grandson.

I was scared by the female ghost last night and lost my [-] bars. I don't have transportation to go to school, so I can only go to catch the bus honestly.

When I arrived at school, my buddy Wang Dahammer ran over and pulled me and said, "Ah Feng, will you accompany me to confess to Xiao Tingting tonight?"

"Did you go blind last night?" I gave him an annoyed look. Xiao Tingting in this guy's mouth is the class flower of our class, who is the object of Wang Dahammer's confession last night, but this kid doesn't know what his brain is. Didn't get kicked by a donkey, Xiao Tingting didn't even say a word last night, she got into the rich second-generation Audi car, why the hell is he still thinking about confessing his love?

"Tingting must have been deceived by Zhou Ye's grandson." Who knows, Wang Dachui said seriously, "I must confess, it's my first love anyway, so I still have to say it, in case Tingting changes her mind Now? After all, there are not many people as handsome as me these days."

I immediately had the urge to beat this grandson to death. This guy and I are best friends, from the same village, and have been in the same class after school, but since I knew him, I never felt that he was compatible with him The word "handsome" sticks to the side.

Summarize this guy in three words, that is "black and fat", if he is not too dark, he is fully capable of competing for the modern version of the Canopy Marshal.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the bitch Wang Dahui leaned on me and said coyly, "Is that okay, please please please."

I really can't bear it, if I don't know this, I would think that my grandson and I are having sex.I kicked this kid on the ass, and walked towards the class with my schoolbag on my back.

To be honest, if it weren't for the love of so many years, I really want to beat this kid to the ground. The reason why I provoke that female ghost is because of this grandson. Otherwise, I I can go home before dark, and today I am still a good student who is handsome and studies hard.

But just because I took a shortcut, I became a short-lived ghost with one year to live!

Along the way, Wang Dachui stuck to me like a dog's skin plaster, begging me all the time, finally I couldn't take it anymore, dragged the boy to the toilet, and put his foot into the women's room, which caused a burst of excitement among the female students who were going to the toilet in the women's room. Exclaimed, and then gave Wang Dahammer a fat beating. This guy finally calmed down with a pig's face on his face.

Because I was thinking about the female ghost in my heart, I didn't have the heart to attend the class all day, and secretly took out "The Shocking Book" and flipped through it. Now the only thing I can rely on is this thing. If I don't hold on tighter, today In the evening, I will have to be saved by that female ghost.

But just looking at it made me want to cry. Although this "Shocking Book" is full of various spells and incantations, each incantation is a long spell and needs to be matched with complicated hand formulas.

Just like that sentence, this thing is too difficult, the baby can't learn it!

Fortunately, the "Book of Shocking the World" also recorded some folk methods to deal with ghosts. These methods are simple, so I took the time to memorize a few.

In a blink of an eye, school was over, and Wang Dazhui asked me to confess his love to him again. I directly refused, and then left the school with my schoolbag on my back.

I didn't take a ride either, so I walked towards the embankment with my schoolbag on the No. 11 route. I felt a little uneasy in my heart, and I couldn't stop thinking about the appearance of the female ghost last night.

The closer I got to the embankment, the heavier my legs felt. I didn’t walk far. My legs were like lead, and I dragged them when I walked. Passers-by who passed by me from time to time would sigh : "Tsk tsk, it's a pity that such a handsome young man is lame."

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, I also went to the edge of the embankment. Looking at the embankment with dimly lit willow trees, I retreated.

To be honest, after what happened last night, I don't want to walk this embankment anymore, let alone go to save the female ghost.

But when I thought about what my grandfather said, if I don't go to rescue the female ghost, the female ghost will come to rescue me, I also put my heart into it and fought hard!At worst, I will kiss the female ghost directly, anyway, the seal of my Xuanyin body has been broken, who is afraid of whom!

I went up to the embankment and walked along the embankment towards my house. I didn't know how to find the female ghost, so I could only walk along the embankment and wait for her to come to me.

On the embankment was the same as last night, there were still old men and women walking around, and the dim lights illuminated, everything looked ordinary.

But as I walked, there was no one around. I glanced back and forth, and there was no one. The surroundings were quiet, and the cool wind blew on my body. All my hairs stood on end, and I could even hear myself clearly. The "thumping" sound of a heartbeat.

I walked forward slowly with heavy steps, the dim street lamps dragged my shadow for a long time, and a gust of cool wind blowing from the river from time to time was enough for me to scream for a long time.

I shivered and looked around, for fear that the female ghost would suddenly come out.As I walked, my eyes moved to the river. Under the moonlight, the river was shimmering with lights from the embankments on both sides, but when I looked at it, I felt a chill go straight to the sky. Could the female ghost Suddenly popping out of the water?After all, she jumped into the river to die.

Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly a hand was placed on my shoulder. I straightened up instantly, turned around subconsciously, and saw a dirty beggar staring at me, grinning: "Brother, let me go!" Slightly."

I breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, I was almost scared to death!

I took out a fifty-cent coin and threw it into the beggar's bowl, turned around and continued walking, but within two steps, a hand was on my shoulder again, and I was so angry that I turned around with a yell: "What? Land, is fifty cents too little?"

But as soon as the words came out of my mouth, my hair exploded on the spot. The one standing behind me was not a beggar, but... that female ghost from last night!

The female ghost was also confused by my words, put a hand on my shoulder, and said in a daze, "What fifty cents?"

I swear, I was also ignorant for such a [-] second, but after reacting, I felt as if I was struck by lightning in an instant, and subconsciously kicked the female ghost in the stomach, and then staggered away Backing away, at the same time, the scream of the female ghost rang in his ears.

Before I could get up, the female ghost's facial features suddenly twisted, and her white skirt quickly turned red: "Stinky boy, I'll kill you!" As she said that, the girl rushed towards me with black air all over her body. come over.

The yin energy on her body was written in the "Book of Shocking the World", and the book also clearly divided the levels of yin energy from weak to strong into black, green, and red.If it reaches black yin energy, it is an evil ghost. If there is a lot of resentment, even if it is black yin energy, there are also strong and weak points of evil ghosts and fierce ghosts!

As far as the fierceness of this female ghost is concerned, it is definitely at the level of a ghost!

I panicked for a moment, struggled but didn't get up, seeing the female ghost rushing towards me, I suddenly remembered a simple way to deal with ghosts recorded in the "Book of Shocking World"...boy pee!

Fortunately, I was wearing a school uniform, and my pants came off easily. In order to prepare for the boy's urine, I didn't go to the toilet all afternoon, and my bladder was about to explode. I yelled: "Look at the urine!"

A shuttle drew an arc from the clear spring and flew towards the female ghost, but the female ghost reacted quickly, with a surge of yin energy in her body, she backed away, and easily dodged, but the girl was stunned. On the spot, she didn't rush up immediately. After about three seconds, she stared straight at my crotch and exclaimed, "Okay, it's so big!"

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Chapter 7 Here comes this trick again!

I was so dazed on the spot, I pissed a boy to scare you, why are you staring at my crotch with a hungry look and giving a comment?

Did I meet a female ghost, or a female hooligan?

I was wondering, when I saw the female ghost in front of me suddenly grinning, I came back to my senses, and I was about to cry to death, such a dazed effort, the boy’s urine was almost gone, no matter how hard my bladder was , the crystal arc in the air seemed to be getting lower and lower like the impotence of an 80-year-old grandpa, and finally I shivered suddenly, completely gone!

The air seemed to be frozen at this moment, I stared blankly at the crotch, and accumulated it all afternoon, why did it disappear so quickly?

"Heh heh heh..." The female ghost in front of her sneered, with the wind blowing, her long hair and red skirt fluttered, looking very gloomy, she said: "You continue?"

I grinned awkwardly: "Well, can you give me another hour to brew it?"

"Death!" The yin energy from the female ghost suddenly surged towards me, I was shocked, stood up and ran away, but just took a step, and fell to the ground with a bang, damn it, I forgot to lift my pants !

Before I got up again, the female ghost was already lying on my back. My back felt like I was carrying a big lump of ice, and the chill swept my whole body. I shivered and prayed: "Sister Ghost, I am so sorry. It wasn't intentional, why do you have to pester me?"

"You are full of yin energy. If I eat you, my cultivation base will increase greatly, and I will be able to take revenge and kill that scumbag." The female ghost gave me an irrefutable reason. I started licking my neck with my tongue, and then went all the way up to the base of my ear.