I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

According to the current situation, Huang Ziyi obviously wants to kill Lao Wang first and then come to me!

This girl wants two lives every minute!

I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and called Liu Changge, and the call was connected.

"Hey, brother Liu, something went wrong!" I said hastily.

"Fuck, what's wrong with your mother again?" Liu Changge exclaimed on the phone.

"I met a hanged ghost. I yelled at her and she smiled at me. This bitch is still thinking about my head teacher, and put out the life of my head teacher!" I said quickly.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "bang" on the phone, and at the same time there seemed to be the sound of something breaking.

After about two seconds, Liu Changge's voice sounded again: "Boss, what's your motherfucker doing all day? You can get into trouble with anything you want to die!"

"I don't even want to!" I howled anxiously, it's the fault of my mother's mysterious body, I'm still aggrieved!

"I'm still working out of town. It's going to be dark when I get back after finishing my work. You should find a way to support yourself first." Liu Changge said suddenly.

I was dumbfounded for a moment, and said in a daze, "You mean I have to single-handedly swipe this hanged ghost?"

Chapter 73

Liu Changge on the other end of the phone was silent for three seconds, and suddenly asked, "Fengzi, do you think I can fly?"

"What the hell are you talking about, you're not a sky-swapping monkey, you're flying a yo-yo." I replied a little strangely.

As soon as the voice fell, Liu Changge on the other end of the phone suddenly yelled: "Then you are not talking nonsense? I won't fly back to help you. Didn't you just swipe or what?"

I wanted to cry to death on the spot. These days, how can I be tricked into asking for help?

But if I really single-handedly fight Huang Ziyi, I guess nine lives are not enough, Zhou Xiaoqing is still very weak now, if I really fight Huang Ziyi, it will be a one-on-one duel with Chi Guoguo.

Don't look at Huang Ziyi who was scared away by my voice just now, this girl is really strong, definitely surpassing Zhou Xiaoqing and Xiao Tingting, even surpassing the female ghost who killed last night!

This is a hanged ghost. In terms of ferocity, it can be ranked in the top [-] of all ghosts!

Even if I know the "Heavenly Soldiers Slaying Evil Curse" now, Huang Ziyi and I are really singled out, bah, it's not a singled out, if I die, I'll be hanged and beaten by Huang Ziyi, and it's still the kind that my grandfather doesn't even know.

Thinking about it, I said to Liu Changge on the other end of the phone: "Then Brother Liu, you have to find a way for me. I almost hiccupped my fart last night. If I make troubles tonight, I will definitely die."

"What the hell?" Liu Changge exclaimed: "Didn't I ask Zhou Xiaoqing to help you last night? That girl's strength has recovered, and you can deal with a corpse that seals the body and locks the soul together." Almost killed?"

"Fart!" I suddenly lost my composure, "In the beginning there was indeed only one corpse ghost, but before the beating started, a female ghost appeared, that is, the female ghost from the Jiulongshan Cemetery, two to one, Zhou Xiaoqing almost The soul flew away, but fortunately I broke out the domineering aura and comprehended a single technique, so I managed to kill the corpse and the female ghost."

"Let's stop talking nonsense, you are a rookie, you still have the air of a domineering, and you are not bad." On the other end of the phone, Liu Changge taunted me.

Before I could speak, Liu Changge's voice sounded again, a little low: "Fengzi, it seems that we have blocked some people's way this time, and it is clear that we are not allowed to live."

"What?" I was surprised, and suddenly realized, "You mean...Second Master Yu?"

"Hey, why did you suddenly have an IQ this time?" Liu Changge laughed on the other end of the phone, not to mention being beaten up.

I couldn't help but frown, if I still can't connect things now, wouldn't I be brain-dead?

First, Mr. Yu provoked a ghost for no reason, and the second master Yu’s background finally invited Zhang Youdao, a liar, and Liu Changge and I were invited by Yu Shu to go back to deal with the female ghost. At the last moment, a fellow man in black appeared and rescued her. female ghost.

At that time, Liu Changge said that we were involved in the struggle between the two families of Yu Shu and Yu Erye, and he also said bluntly that it must be Yu Erye who provoked the ghosts. Some don't understand, but after thinking about it carefully, it is true that the second master Yu has been targeted.

Otherwise, he knew that something happened to his father, so why would he invite a fake Taoist priest like Zhang Youdao to "cure" old man Yu?

This is clearly a posturing.

Once the grievances and grievances of the rich and powerful families in this reality get entangled, it will be much crueler than what is shown in TV dramas.

It's a pity that Yushu found the right person, and Liu Changge and Wang Dachui messed up a scene of the second master Yu.

When I found out about Zhang Youdao's death, I was still wondering whether it was Yu Shu or Yu Erye who killed him. From what I knew at the time, Yu Shu was the most likely one. After all, when Liu Changge and Wang Dachui left Yu Shu's house, Zhang Youdao It was in her hands.

But after what happened last night, especially after the female ghost said to me, "Meddle in your own business, you won't live long" and made it clear that Zhang Youdao's purpose of sealing Zhang Youdao's body and turning him into a corpse was to kill me. It's clear.

Yu Shu had no reason to kill me, and Liu Changge and Wang Dahui didn't mind her business, because she invited us over, and judging by how nervous she was about Mr. Yu, this girl really wanted us to "cure" Mr. Yu.

As for meddling in other people's business, that can only be Erye Yu.

Judging from the situation last night, the female ghost and the man in black who rescued the female ghost before must have been with Erye Yu.

The sudden appearance of Liu Changge and Wang Dahammer disrupted his situation, so he wanted to kill me.

Fortunately, Director Han invited me to the police station yesterday to investigate the cause of Zhang Youdao's death. Otherwise, if Zhang Youdao's corpse was really formed, then he and the female ghost would not know who to attack me or Liu Changge and Wang Dahammer...

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but see Yushu's appearance in my mind, and I felt a little embarrassed towards this girl for a while.

Yesterday morning, Wang Dachui and I met Yu Shu when we went out to school. I guess this girl knew about the situation and wanted to explain it, but I gave her a face.

Damn, thinking about it, I'm pretty awesome, to be able to show my face to Bai Fumei.

"By the way, you just said that you used a spell when you dealt with the corpse ghost and the female ghost last night?" I was thinking about it when Liu Changge's voice suddenly rang out from the other end of the phone.

"Yeah!" I said a little puzzled, "What's wrong?"

"Then you are saved now, kid." Liu Changge said with a smile on the other end of the phone.

"Say it quickly." I immediately became excited. To be honest, even if Liu Changge can't come back, as long as I have a way to hold on, I can feel at ease. OK.

"Since you are able to use spells, it proves that you have crossed the threshold of the talisman realm, and you have truly entered the profession." Liu Changge said.

"Isn't it the magic realm?" I was stunned for a moment, "I'm using the spell, not the talisman."

"Stupid." Liu Changge cursed on the other end of the phone, "When your magic can instantly kill ghosts like mine, that will be called the magic realm."

I suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly coughed to change the subject: "Then tell me what I should do now?"

"Simple." Liu Changge said, "You cut the tip of your middle finger, put a drop of fingertip blood on your yin ward order, and see if you can open the yin ward position. If you are lucky enough to become a yin ward, you will be hanged for a while." I dare not touch you for a while, I will have enough time to come back and save you."

"Okay, I'll try it now." As soon as I heard this idea, I immediately turned around and entered the classroom, took a compasses from the classmate's desk, ran to the balcony outside, took out the shadow ring, and then pierced it with the tip of the compasses. Blood flowed out from the tip of my left middle finger, I gritted my teeth and endured the pain and dripped the blood on the Shadow Warden's Token.

But after waiting for a full ten seconds, there was no change in the Shadow Order.

"How is it? Did you respond?" Liu Changge asked on the phone, tired of waiting.

"No response at all." I said helplessly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Changge's extremely embarrassing laughter sounded on the phone: "Then you are done with melon skin."

I was going crazy immediately: "Brother Liu, you are out of the house, hanging like this, you can easily get beaten!"

"Who can beat me?" Liu Changge said arrogantly, probably because he heard my tone was wrong, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I won't tease you, I will teach you a way to deal with the hanged ghost, maybe it will last until I catch up return."

Chapter 74 The Way to Deal with the Hanged Ghost

"Wow, brother Liu, you are my male god from today on." I suddenly became excited.

"Stop talking nonsense, your mother is gay, right? Listen carefully!" Liu Changge said on the other end of the phone how to deal with the hanged ghost.

After I finished listening, I couldn't help grinning.

How about the experience of eating yin and yang rice is very important?Now when I compare with Liu Changge, the gap immediately becomes apparent.

It’s not that I don’t have ways to deal with hanged ghosts. There are many records in the "Book of Shocking the World", but they either use spells or talismans. If my special mother can use it at this level, I will give it to Liu Changge in a hurry. Call up?

On the contrary, Liu Changge's method is reliable when I hear it!

Hmm... At least for me now, it's very reliable!

At any rate, this method does not require me to cast spells or draw talismans to deal with the hanged ghosts. It can be completed with ordinary objects.

"By the way, there is one thing you need to think about. When you light the fragrance, you must find the kind that is of good quality. The Bie Te Niang suddenly breaks off halfway through burning, and you will really die." I was just happy, Liu Changge on the other end of the phone suddenly added a sentence.

"Don't worry, my family sells this, it's all right." I replied, thought about it, and was still a little worried, so I asked, "When will you be back the soonest? I'm still not sure."

"Around nine o'clock in the evening, you boy, try to hold on." After finishing speaking, Liu Changge hung up the phone.

I put my phone away, looked at the sky and breathed a sigh of relief, damn, at least there is a way to deal with Huang Ziyi, it's better than fighting Huang Ziyi to death.

Moreover, Liu Changge will be able to come back at about nine o'clock in the evening. It's summer, and it's dark at night, and it's only over an hour until nine o'clock. In such a short time, I can make it through no matter what?

Snapped!

I was thinking about it when someone hit my head with a book.

"Fuck, who is it?" I covered my head and turned around and cursed, but as soon as I said it, I regretted it, damn it, it was Old Wang who hit me!

"You're so arrogant!" Old Wang looked at me with a sneer, "I've already started class, and you're still here playing with me at a 45-degree angle, looking up at the sky and pretending to be sad, don't you want to mess around?"

I came to my senses and looked in the corridor, there was no one there, damn it, I was so focused on calling Liu Changge just now, I didn't hear the class bell at all.

"Don't, Lao Wang, I'm remembering my classmates, I'm a little sad." I pretended to be sad and pushed Lao Wang's back into the classroom.

Because I was worried about Huang Ziyi's affairs, I didn't pay much attention to the class all morning.

Finally, I persisted until noon after school, so I ran out of the classroom in a hurry, first ran to the office to find Lao Wang and asked him about Huang Ziyi's birthday, Lao Wang didn't ask much, and gave it to me directly.

Then I went home by car and chose the three most expensive fragrances, because I was afraid that they would not be enough to burn, so I specially chose three thick and big ones, about half a meter long and as thick as my index finger, and then I found a piece of yellow cloth to hold them. The three fragrances were wrapped up and carried behind the back. At first glance, they looked like they were carrying a sword.

I went back to school by car, not to mention, I felt really maddened to carry three scented knights on my back. Everyone who met me along the way gave me "crazy" eyes and gave me I give way, this feeling, don't mention how exciting it is!

When I arrived at school, I was just in time for class, and I didn't have time to eat, so I went back to the classroom. As soon as I entered the classroom, I immediately attracted the attention of all the students.

"Fuck, Fengzi, if you cut off your arm, you'd really look like Yang Guo." Wang Dachui smiled at me.

"Paralyzed, with his looks, only Yin Zhiping is the only one." Zhang Hao on the side laughed and scolded.

This kid Zhang Hao is also my best friend, but he is not as good as Wang Dahammer. We usually go to molesting female classmates together. Those crazy girls were beaten into pig's heads.

But this kid who is 1.8 meters tall is good at fighting. On weekdays when our class goes out to fight in the wild, this kid fights like a mad dog, hitting whoever he catches.Once there was a group fight, and Lao Wang discovered it. When Lao Wang ran over to start a fight, this kid didn't see clearly. He caught Lao Wang with two feet. If we didn't stop him quickly, this kid probably wouldn't be alive today.

"Stop talking nonsense, I am the man who saves the world." I didn't bother to beep beep with them, so I sat down, and just as I sat down, the class bell rang.

I put the wrapped three incense sticks by my feet, and Wang Dahui, who was next to me, came over and looked at me with a smile: "Save the world?"

Anyway, he and I have also seen ghosts together. This line was used to fool Lao Wang before. When I said it just now, he naturally understood.

"Huang Ziyi." I didn't hide from Wang Dachui, and said.

"Wow, are you really planning to die?" Wang Dahammer stared at me with mung bean eyes.

"What do you think I think?" I said helplessly, "Brother Liu hasn't come back, so I can only rely on myself."

"Tell me, do you want a house or a beautiful woman? After you die, I will definitely burn more for you." Wang Dachui said with a smile.

I slapped the kid on the back of the head angrily: "Did you mother curse me? To tell you the truth, this time the matter is serious. Huang Fengzi didn't kill me first, but Lao Wang."

"What the hell?" Wang Dahammer stood up suddenly, but his face turned red immediately, and he raised his head in a daze to the Chinese teacher in class and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet."

The Chinese teacher is in her 40s, short and fat, and a well-known spinster in the school. She also knows about the peeing in our class, so she didn't say much, and told this kid to go and come back quickly.

It turned out that this kid was really fast, he came back in less than ten seconds, and completely confused the Chinese teacher.

"What's going on?" Wang Dachui sat down and asked me in a low voice.

I told the story directly, and after listening to it, Wang Dachui's face turned pale, and he said to me: "Then what are you going to do with Huang Ziyi? Maybe you have to get Old Wang in."

I smiled and pointed to the fragrance wrapped on the ground and said, "This is my secret weapon."

The boy Wang Dachui's eyes lit up immediately, and he stretched out his hand to remove the yellow cloth, I stopped him directly, and said to him: "Don't be idle, you boy, and go to the school lake with me when school is over. A few willow branches will be used to deal with Huang Fengzi tonight."

"Fuck!" Wang Dahammer stood up again, "You let me go too?"

"Wang Dachui, what's the matter with you?" At this time, the Chinese teacher put down the textbook and looked at Wang Dachui angrily.

Wang Dachui shook his head suddenly, and said to the Chinese teacher with a bitter face, "Teacher, I, I want to go to the bathroom again."

I couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing, this guy is too fucked up for making excuses, he went to the toilet twice in less than a minute, and those who didn't know thought he had a kidney deficiency!

Chapter 75 The Hanging Rope on the Door Frame

After finally getting out of school in the afternoon, I grabbed Wang Dahammer and rushed out of the classroom, running towards the school's artificial lake. There are willow trees growing by the lake, lush and lush, hanging down to the water.

I asked Wang Dachui to protect me from the wind to protect me from the security, then I rushed over and pulled a lot of willow branches, and ran towards Old Wang's office, yelling at Wang Dachui.

At this time, it was just ten past six in the afternoon. To my surprise, Wang Dachui and I ran to the office out of breath, and Lao Wang was not there!

"Could Lao Wang have already returned to the dormitory?" Wang Dachui said.

I thought about it, and with Lao Wang's urinating nature, it's really possible that he spends his time slacking off in school when he's not in class.