I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Look at your hand steel or Lao Tzu's ashtray steel!

boom!

A muffled sound.

The ashtray in my hand and Lingling's right hand clapped together, and a huge force was transmitted to my arm, which made me feel as if my right hand had been hit by a heavy hammer.

However, fortunately, this ashtray still blocked Lingling's right hand.

"Cut...isn't the right hand hard? Look..." I laughed, and before I could start screaming, the ashtray in my hand cracked and shattered into five pieces and fell to the ground.

I'm not calm on the spot, don't I bring such a comparison?

The ashtray has been taken into several pieces by Nima, and Iron Sand Palm is not so good!

"Huh!" Lingling in front of her suddenly let out a cold snort. She raised her hands and grabbed me. It hit me like a stick.

I felt as if I had been hit by a car, and I flew upside down, and with a bang, I slammed the door shut.

"Tao, why is the head drop technique so violent?" I felt as if my body was about to explode.

At this time, Lingling on the opposite side was indeed like a King Kong baboon. She raised her palm and slammed it on the coffee table. There was a bang, and the coffee table burst on the spot.

Lingling stepped on a piece of broken glass, walked towards us stiffly, her eyes were bleeding continuously.

Don't mention how terrifying this scene is!

"Lingling, stop!" Liu Changge, who was squatting on the ground, rushed out suddenly, raised his mahogany sword, and slashed at Lingling's forehead.

This sword was as fast as lightning, even Lingling couldn't react.

But just when the mahogany sword was about to hit Lingling's head, it shifted ten centimeters away strangely, brushed Lingling's ear door and slapped Lingling's shoulder.

The mahogany sword broke as if it had been split on steel.

I suddenly became uneasy: "Brother Liu, what time is it, are you still playing Lianxiangxiyu?"

Liu Changge didn't know what he was thinking. He turned his head and grabbed the position of his heart with his left hand, and said to me with a painful face, "I'm in love. It hurts me when I hit her."

"It hurts you Teddy dog!" I cursed, and suddenly my eyes narrowed: "Be careful!"

boom!

Liu Changge was directly slapped by Lingling, and fell heavily beside me, spitting out a big mouthful of blood.

I scolded: "I vomit blood so badly, is it still painful?"

"It hurts!" Liu Changge wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Hitting her body really hurts my heart!"

fuck it!This bastard is definitely useless!

I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, relying on Liu Changge's words, both of us would have to be shot to death in this room by Lingling today.

Seeing Lingling continue to walk towards us, I grabbed Liu Changge by the collar and scolded: "Tell me, how to deal with the head-down technique?"

Liu Changge was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Lingling should hit the ghost, which is similar to Huaxia's upper body ghost."

Ghost upper body?

That's it!

I was overjoyed immediately, and was about to get up and rush up to start a fight, when that bastard Liu Changge suddenly hugged my legs: "You are not allowed to use spells, what if you hurt my girlfriend?"

To die!

Why is this bastard like this?

"Heh heh heh..." Lingling's sneer echoed in the room, as if the cold wind went straight to the bone marrow: "The Dragon King wants you, the Dragon King wants you..."

Listening to her voice, and being stared at by her, I got goosebumps all over my body.

What about the abnormality of the Dragon King?

Want me?

Seeing her getting closer, Liu Changge and I couldn't slap her enough with her palm strength. I gritted my teeth and shouted to Liu Changge: "Release, I have a solution."

Liu Changge let go of his hands excitedly. I hurriedly lifted up my jacket and began to untie my trouser belt. Liu Changge immediately exploded again: "Chen Feng, you can do whatever you want, why take off your pants?"

Roaring, this guy got up and was about to beat me up: "Your friend's wife can't be bullied, I treat you as a brother, why do you want to fuck your sister-in-law?"

I cursed angrily: "I want to pee, don't you know that filthy things can drive away evil spirits?"

Liu Changge reacted immediately, turned around, yelled and rushed towards Lingling, probably trying to hold Lingling down for me.

I took a deep breath, lowered my head and continued to untie my belt. In fact, filthy things can indeed exorcise evil spirits, just like disgusting people, but this thing can only deal with low-level ghosts, and it is useless for high-level ghosts.

But Liu Changge didn't let me use spells, so I can only try this method.

Just as I was taking off my pants, Liu Changge, who was jumping towards Lingling, suddenly screamed "Ah", "Chen Feng, get out of the way!"

I jerked violently, and when I looked up, I saw Liu Changge hugging Lingling's waist, maybe because of too much force, both he and Lingling lost their balance and fell towards me.

This scene was so sudden that I had no time to react, and watched Lingling's gloomy face approaching quickly.

The next second, with a chirp, I felt a softness on my lips, with a trace of bloody smell, and my whole body was brought down to the ground by gravity.

There was a sharp pain in the back of my head, but I was going crazy and paralyzed at the time, do I want to be so bloody?

I have taken off my trousers, and it is still like this now, how can I explain to Liu Changge later?

Chapter 1003 Devouring Ghosts!

"Chen Feng, you beast!"

Sure enough, Liu Changge's angry curses rang out.

I struggled in a hurry to push Lingling away from me, but after pushing twice, I suddenly found that Lingling didn't move at all, as if our mouths were stuck together.

what happened?

"Let go, let me go!" Liu Changge was as anxious as a mountain mouse, desperately trying to drag Lingling away from me.

But at this moment, a sudden change occurred.

hum!

Suddenly there was a light sound in my ear, as if the motor was turned on, and immediately after that, I felt a strong and strong suction in my mouth.

As soon as the suction appeared, it surged crazily. At the same time, out of the corner of my eye, I also caught a glimpse of a circle of gray fluorescent light being released from my mouth and nose.

This is……

I was completely dumbfounded at the time, my mysterious Yin body still has the function of absorbing evil energy?

"what!"

Almost at the same time, Lingling who was lying on top of me let out a piercing scream.

I was shocked suddenly, this voice is not Lingling's!

boom!

With a roar from my mouth, the huge suction force in my mouth exploded, like a giant vortex, absorbing everything crazily.

Lingling in front of me trembled even more, pushing and shoving me like crazy, trying to push me away.

But the suction was so strong that even she couldn't resist it.

The next second, Lingling in front of me was surrounded by a mass of thick black yin energy, which twisted like water waves, and then, an extremely ferocious grimace emerged from Lingling's face.

This face is still a woman's face, but it is extremely pale, and the facial features are even more distorted into a ball. This is not a description, it is really distorted into a ball!

She was pulled by the suction force in my mouth, her body twisted and swayed non-stop, as if she was pulling noodles, getting thinner and thinner, and at the same time she let out a shrill scream, but this female ghost spoke Thai, and I heard it too. don't know.

"what!"

Accompanied by a shrill scream, I felt the suction force in my mouth suddenly increase, and I sucked the female ghost into my mouth in a daze.

Then, my throat swallowed uncontrollably, quickly swallowing the female ghost into my stomach!

Devour ghosts!

I was in a daze at the time, and I didn't react until my lips separated from Lingling.

Lingling fell into my arms, Liu Changge hurriedly helped up the unconscious Lingling, and then glared at me fiercely: "Chen Feng, your uncle's, this is your sister-in-law!"

I came back to my senses, but I didn't care about kissing Lingling just now, I hurriedly stood up and said: "Brother Liu, just now, I swallowed that ghost."

Liu Changge waved his hands anxiously: "Fuck off, you've done this before."

"It's not the same." I shook my head and frowned: "In the past, I just sucked the yin energy of ghosts, but this time I directly swallowed the ghosts into my stomach."

Liu Changge finally came to his senses, helped Lingling to lie down on the bed, then sat back on the sofa, lit a cigarette and smoked: "Could this be the result of you breaking through the limit of Xuanyin body?"

I was sitting on the sofa, and my mind was in a mess. What Liu Changge said is indeed the most likely. After all, even my Xuanyin body has mutated now, and it is reasonable that the specialty of swallowing yin qi has mutated.

But sir, let’s just mutate, why did it become so disgusting?

You know, ghosts also become human beings. If I swallow ghosts directly, isn’t that different from swallowing humans?

"Take a closer look, did your body change after you swallowed a ghost?" Liu Changge asked suddenly.

I sensed it carefully, and after a few seconds, my eyeballs were rounded: "The injury on my body has recovered!"

"Damn it! What about cheating?" Liu Changge stood up abruptly, staring at me with a hellish expression.

Not to mention him, even I myself can't believe it. After my Xuanyin body mutated before, the recovery from my injuries was indeed as fast as if I had died.

But this time the nature of the recovery of the injury represented by swallowing ghosts is completely different!

If swallowing ghosts can really help me quickly heal my injuries, doesn't that mean that in the future, when I fight with people and I am about to be killed, I can just swallow a few ghosts and be resurrected with full blood on the spot?

The more I think about it, the faster my breathing becomes, Yaya's legs are even better than Brother Xinchun!

After a long while, I calmed down, and I apologized to Liu Changge.

Fortunately, Liu Changge's brain was not completely ironed. He knew what happened just now, so he forgave me, and then rushed to check Lingling's injuries.

I asked, "How is Lingling's injury?"

Liu Changge breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on the side of the bed: "It's okay, it's just going to be weak for a while, and there won't be any major problems."

I also breathed a sigh of relief. If Lingling was harmed because of the Dragon King, I would not feel at ease in my life.

Thinking about it, I asked Liu Changge: "What do you think about Pattaya Beach?"

"Go!" Liu Changge gritted his teeth: "It's already at the door of the house, it's time for a showdown with the Dragon King."

"Then do you want to inform the Temple of the Reclining Buddha?" I said.

I already guessed that Liu Changge agreed to see the Dragon King. After all, I was sent down by the Dragon King, just like a piece of fish on the Dragon King's cutting board. Even if I don't see him, he can force me to see him.

It's better to go to see him directly and open the skylight to speak honestly.

But regarding the Temple of the Reclining Buddha, I am somewhat hesitant.

Liu Changge frowned and thought for a few seconds: "No, let's go by ourselves."

"But what if the Dragon King attacks us?" I was a little worried.

Liu Changge smiled coldly: "Then pull the Reclining Buddha Temple into the water."

hiss!

I took a deep breath and hoped that the Dragon King would not do anything to us tonight, otherwise, after tonight, the whole world of yin and yang in Thailand would be in chaos!

But I also understand what Liu Changge means. The Reclining Buddha Temple wants us to do something to the Dragon King. Once the Reclining Buddha Temple is pulled into the water, even if the Dragon King really wants to do two things to me, he probably has to think about it.

After the decision was made, Liu Changge and I did not stay. After Lingling settled down, Liu Changge and I left the hotel, found a taxi and went straight to Pattaya.

I don't know what this guy Liu Changge was thinking. He even pasted up my room with yellow talismans just to protect Lingling.

Along the way, I was a little curious and asked Liu Changge if he really liked Lingling, and Liu Changge readily admitted it, but the more he was like this, the more nonsense this guy seemed to me.

After all, a guy who spends his days drinking and drinking, suddenly admits that he is in love, is he kidding?

Pattaya is more than 100 kilometers away from Bangkok, and it took two hours to drive to Pattaya Beach.

At this time, it was already more than 40:[-] in the evening.

Pattaya beach is as bright as day, and there are beauties in bikinis wandering on the beach, accompanied by the sound of waves and laughter.

Liu Changge and I got out of the car and frowned when we saw the large Pattaya beach. Damn it, where can we find the Dragon King in such a big place?