I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

With the ability of cute little zombies, they are good at tearing down roads!

After smashing it about a dozen times, suddenly, the terrified voice of the Yin-Yang Corpse sounded again: "Stop, stop me!"

"Shut up, just stop singing Conquer on your knees!" I laughed.

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden bang in the smoke and dust, and I felt as if something shot up into the sky, and then it rained down densely, and then the smoke and dust returned to calm.

what happened?

I froze for a moment, feeling something fell on my face, I stretched out my hand to touch it, it was minced meat the size of a little finger, it was black and sticky, and there was some black pus and blood.

Damn, do you want to be so violent?

Immediately, I couldn't calm down, and followed, I saw the cute little zombie in the smoke with his hands behind his back, bowed his waist and pouted his buttocks, and walked out timidly, looking at him as if he had made a mistake and was afraid of being punished I, drawing a circle on the ground with my right foot, muttered, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my lord father, whack, whack!"

Chapter 1016 Little Zombie... In Puppy Love!

The corner of my mouth twitched, goosebumps all over my body.

I haven't seen you for such a long time, and the cute little zombie is still alive and well!

But this brat smashed a yin and yang corpse, why did he look at me with such a harmless and even cute look?

It's not bragging, I felt hairy all over when I was stared at by the cute little zombie.

The front feet just blasted a yin and yang corpse into minced meat, and the back feet started to act cute again. This contrast, if you met, you would be covered in hairs.

"This time, the Dragon King's lady is really at a loss." I breathed a sigh of relief, I also had to meet the cute little zombie tonight, otherwise I would have to be beaten and maimed by the yin and yang corpse and sent to the Dragon King's bed.

A yin and yang corpse, this is equivalent to a nuclear weapon in the head-down world.

It is estimated that the dragon king spent a lot of money refining the yin and yang corpses, but he came to me to pretend to be compared, and was smashed into pieces by my son a few times.

At this time, the cute little zombie came to me, pointed behind me, and asked with big eyes, "Father, what should I do next?"

I came back to my senses and turned around to see that those ghosts who had chased and killed me just now were still lying on the ground, a huge area, like a carpet of ghosts.

The cute baby zombie looked so fierce just now, these lonely ghosts are not fools, the cute baby zombie didn't speak, they dare not run away.

Looking at these lonely ghosts, I frowned, and walked towards the nearest ghost with the cute little zombie.

This ghost looked about 40 years old, and he was a male ghost. As I and the cute little zombie approached, he lay on the ground and shivered, as if he had gone mad.

I kicked him: "Don't be afraid, answer my question, and I'll let you go."

The ghost looked up at me, and finally his eyes fell on the cute baby zombie, his face full of fear.

I was embarrassed for a while, dammit, are you still trying to save face on my son?

I was too lazy to talk nonsense, so I asked straight to the point: "Can you understand Chinese?"

The ghost nodded, and I grinned, and that was easy.

"Tell me, who sent you?" I asked.

Before, I thought that these lonely ghosts were sent by the Dragon King to prevent me from sending Liu Changge away, but then a tiger-like yin-yang corpse ran out, and what the Dragon King said just now to control the yin-yang corpse, no matter how you look at it, the two sides are not the same of.

I didn't turn my head around the life-and-death crisis just now. I'm safe now. After thinking about it carefully, I came to my senses.

The ghost understood my question, and hesitation appeared on his face.

I frowned: "Son, teach me to be a man."

"Good!"

The cute little zombie patted his swollen belly with both hands, stepped forward and reached out to press the ghost's shoulder. Just about to make a move, the ghost suddenly trembled, raised his hands and shook it at me in horror.

"Son, pause for a while." I stopped the cute little zombie, and said to the ghost, "Tell me honestly, or you won't even be a ghost."

The ghost nodded its head like a chicken pecking rice, and then began to chatter in Thai.

His pronunciation is very standard, and his speech speed is also very fast. He seems to be very worried that if he slows down a little, he will be taught to be a man by the cute little zombie.

I kept nodding my head, and after he finished speaking, I took a deep breath and fell silent.

You must think that I am erudite, well-educated, handsome, and suave, and you understand everything, right?

But fuck him a teddy dog, I don't understand Thai!

That's a lot of talking, buddy, I didn't understand a single word!

I asked again: "Do you speak Chinese?"

The ghost shook his head.

I took a deep breath, recalled it, and said to the ghost in broken English: "canyouspeakenglish?"

The ghost looked at me in a daze, completely ignoring me!

On the contrary, the cute little zombie looked at me with idol-worshiping eyes: "Father, do you still speak foreign language?"

Isn't this a slap in the face?

My buddy's English level is only at this level, and if he goes deeper, he won't know it at all. I know a lot of Japanese, but I don't need it now.

Now I'm blind, this ghost can only speak Thai, and I can only speak Chinese, so I can't communicate at all, so why ask a yo-yo?

Thinking about it, I looked at the cute little zombie beside me: "Son, how long have you been in Thailand?"

"More than a year." The cute little zombie thought for a while and said.

more than a year?

Then I must know a few words of Thai!

I hurriedly asked the cute little zombie to communicate with this ghost in Thai.

But the cute little zombie looked at me with innocent eyes: "I don't know how to da."

"Can't speak Thai for more than a year?" I was a little confused.

"No way!" The cute little zombie patted his stomach with a calm face: "What's the matter, Father? Am I proud?"

Ah!

This brat, smelly and shameless?

I took a deep breath, and patted the kid on the head: "Son, it's a good thing you don't have to go to school, otherwise you will definitely be beaten by the teacher just because you look like a beating."

After I finished speaking, I got a headache. If I didn't interrogate these lonely ghosts again, I would definitely not be able to sleep tonight.

In Thailand, there is no backer, and I have to deal with the Temple of the Reclining Buddha and the Dragon King. If there is another force coming out, and I don't know the details, then I don't have to play.

Seeing my frown, the ghost in front of me probably thought that I was going to kill him. He was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and shivered, chattering in Thai while kowtowing at me.

Unwilling to give up, I looked up and scanned the ghosts in the audience, and asked, "Who can speak Chinese? Stand up."

But all the ghosts lying on the ground looked at me blankly.

I won't be calm on the spot, who the hell recruited these uneducated ghosts?

There are hundreds of ghosts, and there is no one who can speak Chinese?

Why am I so lucky to catch one who can understand Chinese?

At this moment, the cute little zombie patted my butt with his chubby hands: "Father, I have a friend who may help us."

"Friend?" I was overjoyed: "He can speak Thai? Where is he?"

"It's over there." The cute little zombie pointed in a direction with a strange expression on his face.

I looked over, and there was a green forest over there, and there were street lights beside it, so I couldn't see what was inside.

I hurriedly said, "Call your friend over quickly."

The cute little zombie hesitated for a moment and said, "You can ask him to come over, but, but don't talk nonsense."

What the hell does this state mean?

I nodded vigorously, and then the cute little zombie ran towards the green forest.

After more than a minute, the voice of the cute little zombie came: "Father, he is here."

I looked over excitedly, and when I saw it, I was stunned. At the same time, I also understood why the cute baby zombie was in such a state just now, Yaya's legs, this little kid zombie... I fell in love with him early!

Chapter 1017 Her name is Qingya

Opposite, under the light.

The cute little zombie walked over slowly holding a little girl's hand with a shy face.

The little girl was about the same height as the cute little zombie, and she was wearing a white princess dress. She was very cute, with fair skin, and her delicate facial features were perfectly distributed on her face, and she was wearing a ponytail.Being held by the cute little zombie, with his head down, he smiled a little embarrassedly.

I just thought the state of the cute little zombie was weird.

Now that I saw this little girl, at any rate, my buddies used to be the little white dragon in the waves at school, the old driver who is known as the "Old King of Prying Walls". If I can't react anymore, then all the girls I chased at school Chased in vain.

Isn't this state the feeling of having a secret love?

At that time, I saw the cute baby zombie and the little girl walking hand in hand, and I was in a bad mood immediately. I covered my forehead and sighed. In the past few years of my deep sleep, the cute little zombie, this fart child, has gone through What happened?

But in the next second, suddenly, my whole body trembled, and a strong feeling of palpitations swept through my whole body.

I suddenly raised my head and squinted at the little girl, something is wrong with this girl!

When I think about it carefully, I am relieved. Can the little girl who can form a CP with the cute little zombie be an ordinary little girl?

At this time, the cute little zombie walked up to me with the little girl, and said shyly, "Father, this, this is my friend."

The corner of my mouth twitched, this fart kid, why don't you learn how to have a secret love?

The majestic red-eyed zombie king, playing secret love, let the other zombies know, where should they put their faces?

I stared at the little girl in front of me, and under close observation, the little girl's skin was so translucent that it almost glowed, she was simply a super-beautiful embryo, and she would definitely be incredible when she grew up, even at this age, she is also a typical super invincible little girl loli!

Do you think I'm a weirdo?

Looking at this girl, what evil thoughts come to mind?

wrong!

At that time, I looked at this girl face to face, and found a demonic aura in this girl.

monster?

I frowned, but what puzzled me was that the evil energy on this little girl was very unstable, appearing and disappearing from time to time, and very weak. It can only be sensed in front of you.

I smiled and extended my right hand to the girl: "Hi, little girl, I am the father of the little zombie."

The little girl shyly stretched out her right hand to shake me, and said in a low voice, "Hello, Uncle."

I smiled and asked again: "Little girl, what's your name? Is there any discomfort in your body? Do you want uncle to help you..."

As I said that, I suddenly realized, what the fuck, why does Lao Tzu’s tone sound more and more weird the more I ask?

The little girl didn't care either, and shook her head: "There is nothing uncomfortable."

The cute little zombie on the side quickly introduced: "Father, she, her name is Qing Mi Da."

"Qing Mi?" I frowned, and couldn't care less about the worthless cute little zombie, staring at the little girl Qing Mi in front of me in daze.

The little girl didn't feel uncomfortable, and there was no visible injury on her body, so the situation where the injury caused the instability of the evil spirit definitely didn't exist.

In this way, there is only one possibility for her current situation.

There is an expert who forcibly used spells or formations to cover up the evil spirit on her body!

This little girl named Qingya is not easy!

I took a deep breath and stopped thinking about it. Anyway, Ainga is my son's crush, so I don't worry about her having any problems.

Thinking about it, I smiled and said, "Qing Mi, do you speak Thai?"

Qing Ya nodded: "Yes."

"Then can you do uncle a favor?" I pointed to the ghost I asked before: "can you help uncle and ask him, who sent them?"

Qing Mi nodded, then walked to the side of the male ghost with strides, and spoke fluently in Thai.

Not to mention, when I heard the male ghost speak Thai, I still felt it was a bit harsh and unpleasant, but now when Qing Mi speaks Thai, the voice is like a yellow warbler singing, it's very pleasant.