I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"Brother Liu, I was wrong!" I yelled hurriedly, just kidding, we all know that this murderous and heart-eating monster is not easy, if I die, will I die?

"Get out, I won't help you with this matter." Liu Changge said loudly.

"Come on, didn't you just say that people who eat yin and yang food don't want to attack this kind of monsters when they see them? You are a Taoist priest in Shushan, you have to set an example!" I said.

"Yeah, I really have to set an example, but I'm in the imperial capital right now to make an appointment for this shot, so I can't come." Liu Changge hung up after speaking on the other end of the phone.

At this time, Director Han led Zheng Nan and the pale-faced Principal Mediterranean out of the woods. Seeing my ugly face, Director Han asked, "Xiaofeng, can you solve this problem?"

To be honest, I really want to be picky about this matter. I wanted to deal with Bai Ling'er before because I didn't know her background, but after talking with Liu Changge, I still have to deal with a woolen yarn!

With my current strength, to deal with such a monster, wouldn't the birthday man hang himself-doesn't he think his life is too long?

While hesitating, Director Han pressed my shoulder and said: "Xiaofeng, this matter must be resolved as soon as possible, otherwise I am worried that more people will die. As long as you resolve the matter, I will personally apply for you." bonus."

My heart skipped a beat, it wasn't about the bonus, it was about the dead!

What Director Han said is not unreasonable, two people can die in more than half an hour, what if it continues?

After thinking about it, I took a deep breath and said to Director Han, "I will try my best."

"I will try my best to press the case for a period of time to buy you time to resolve it." Director Han said solemnly.

"How long?" I asked.

"One day!" Director Han said.

"Damn! Is this called buying time?" I suddenly lost my composure.

"Brother Feng!" Director Han was also in a hurry, "You can suppress the matter of Xiaoshulin, but the person who died in the toilet at your school can't suppress it! There are so many students present, and the matter has already been brought up on the Internet. One day it was me No matter how long it takes, public opinion will be fried."

"Yeah." I nodded, turned and left.

The mood now is like diarrhea meeting fart, what a challenge to courage!

At the beginning, I gritted my teeth and agreed, but I also wanted to go back and read the "Shocking Book" to learn one or two spells, and then deal with Bai Ling'er when I have enough confidence.

But it's only one day now, this is forcing me to be tough!

After thinking about it, I decided to go to the classroom first to see if Bai Linger was there. If she was, I would have a negotiation with her first. It would be great if I could just talk her away. I had no choice but to ask Liu Changge to come back and help me shamelessly.

When I arrived in the classroom, because of the dead people in the toilet, no one in the corridor was screaming. When I passed by our class, the class was also weirdly quiet.

Even Wang Dachui and Zhang Hao sat together and read the same book, especially Wang Dachui, this kid seemed to have a convulsion, and kept shaking his pendulum.

I walked to the next class and looked into the classroom through the back door. Bai Linger was sitting there reading a book.

I walked up to her and was about to speak when she suddenly turned around and looked at me, with a teasing smile on her pretty face, her eyes curved into two crescent moons: "Kiss me!"

Chapter 123 Bai Ling'er eats people's hearts?

kiss her?

I was so confused on the spot, what kind of routine is this?

Before I could react, Bai Ling'er in front of me got up and walked towards me with her long legs, with a smile on her fair and beautiful face: "I said, let you kiss me!"

I backed up subconsciously, but Bai Linger was still like a hooligan, moving towards me step by step with her long legs, and directly cornered me.

I was about to dodge to the side, but Bai Linger raised her lotus root-like jade arms to support the walls on the left and right sides of my head, directly blocking my retreat, and said with a smile: "Kiss me!"

At this time, other students in the class also heard the movement, and they all looked over, their faces confused.

Immediately, I felt hot and numb all over. I came to negotiate with this female monster, Bai Ling'er!

Isn't the current rhythm obviously going to be reversed by this girl?

My heart was beating faster. When I saw Bai Ling'er up close, I felt that this girl was even more beautiful. Her big eyes were curved into crescent moons and shimmering. Her fair skin was like crystal suet jade, and her slightly pouty red lips It's like magic attracts.

If I don't know the details of this girl Bai Ling'er, I have to gnaw on it!

joke!At such an old age, this is the first time that I have been confessed so nakedly by such a beautiful girl!

It's a lie to say you're not tempted!

As for Zhou Xiaoqing, she doesn't count, but she treats me like a strong fork!

But I know this girl is a monster!Still a heart-eating monster!

It is estimated that her little cherry mouth is stained red with blood, so it is strange that I can kiss her!

For a moment, there was a deathly silence in the classroom, and dozens of pairs of eyes looked at me fiercely.

Bai Ling'er is quite unrestrained, she didn't care at all, she looked at me with a smile, I couldn't bear to be looked at, I opened my mouth to speak, suddenly, Bai Ling'er's face in sight approached quickly, and I Feel the softness of the lips for a while, like an electric shock, and a burst of numbness.

But the duration was very short, about a second, Bai Linger's lips loosened, and at the same time as she stepped back, I heard her teasing voice: "Don't even dare to kiss me!" , why do you deal with me?"

I was stunned, I felt my lips go numb, this feeling... so fucking cool!

boom!

Suddenly, there was an exclamation in the silent classroom.

"Forced kiss, my God, it's so exciting!"

"Fuck, Banhua kissed Pan Changjiang forcefully!"

"Banhua's eyes are blind! You have only transferred to another school for a few days? Why did you fall in love with Pan Changjiang?"

……

To be honest, if it were normal, I would have to ask Wang Dahammer and Zhang Hao to beat up those guys who said I looked like Pan Changjiang.

But now I don't have such thoughts at all. After being yelled at by this group of people, I also came back to my senses.

Yaya's leg, I was kissed by a monster!

"I... have eaten people's hearts!" Bai Ling'er in front of her stretched out her small tongue and licked the small cherry mouth.

I suddenly felt a churn in my stomach, and I didn't care too much, I pushed away Bai Ling'er's left hand and rushed out of the classroom, lying on the balcony and retching.

Before he could spit it out, there was another exclamation in the classroom behind him.

"Fuck, Pan Changjiang is such a beast, he dares to vomit after being kissed by Ban Hua?"

"Bastard, if I let Ban Hua kiss me, I won't wash my face for a year."

"Paralyzed, come out a few people, and beat this bastard with me!"

……

When I heard the scolding behind me, I suddenly felt like crying to death, the baby is suffering!

Who can kiss a mouth that has been devoured and not vomit?

But in front of so many people, I didn't dare to go back to Bai Ling'er to settle the score. With the reaction of the group of male animals in their class, I would be beaten up just by vomiting. If I turned around and went back to deal with Bai Ling'er, it would be too bad Being beaten to death by a group of cattle?

I went back to the class depressed, pushed Wang Dahammer and Zhang Hao away, sat between them, and then lay down on the table. Don't be so fucked up in this mood now.

Obviously he was going to negotiate with Bai Ling'er, but in the end he was kissed by this girl in public, and she was also called a beast.

"Fengzi, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Hao looked at me suspiciously.

"I was kissed by the girl next door," I said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Hao stood up next to him: "Beast! Go out and fight!"

My heart skipped a beat, shit!You've pissed off the animal again!

Just as I was about to speak, Wang Dahui stood up and cursed: "Big man, get out, this is not what you think."

see?This is the best friend who has played together since childhood!

Before I even said anything, he already knew what I was thinking!

"Damn, black fat, why the hell are you helping this beast?" Zhang Hao yelled at Wang Dachui, turned around and left the classroom.

I was speechless for a while, I really didn't know how to explain this to Zhang Hao.

Since I stepped into the circle of yin and yang, I didn't even intend to tell Wang Dahui at first, but it was because of Zhou Xiaoqing's incident that I accidentally let Wang Dahui know.

To be honest, even though I am in the circle of yin and yang now, I still have some resistance to my own identity.

"Don't worry about that animal, he's just peeing." Wang Dahui sat down and comforted me: "What's going on?"

I didn't hide anything, I just told what happened.

After listening to this, Wang Dachui's face turned pale, he stood up abruptly and walked out, I pulled this kid wonderingly: "Where are you going in such a hurry?"

"Damn! I was thinking about the picture of Bai Ling'er before and masturbated, now go to the toilet and masturbate again, to see if this thing is scared and useless." After finishing speaking, this guy threw me off and went to the toilet run.

This fat man is hopeless!

If it were an ordinary person, he would probably be scared out of his wits, but he is fine, and he still wants to masturbate!

I was thinking about Bai Linger's matter in my mind, and I lost my energy in class. After school, I finally stayed up until the afternoon, so I ran back to the Siyin paper-making shop and searched for things in my grandfather's house.

My grandpa can even scare away an impermanent envoy, he must be more powerful than a cow!

I wouldn't believe it if he didn't have any treasures in his room.

With my current strength, I'm really not qualified to deal with Bai Ling'er, and I have to rely on some guys to do it.

Fortunately, I found a box in a corner of my grandfather's house. There were quite a few treasures in it, a mahogany sword, and a bunch of yellow talismans. I guess there were more than a dozen of them.

But I have never seen most of these yellow symbols, and I don't know how to use them.

Generally, powerful yellow talismans need to be used with corresponding spells. I have never even seen these yellow talismans, let alone using spells. To me, even if I get another basket, it is useless.

After searching and searching, I only found the only one I knew, called "Tianwei Inviting God Talisman", this thing is a pain in the ass!

Chapter 124 Tianwei invites the talisman

It's not that the power of the "Tianwei Inviting God Talisman" is not great, on the contrary, if this talisman is used with luck, its power can explode!

The key to using this talisman is not strength, but luck!

This talisman is also recorded in the "Book of Shocking the World". According to the records in the book, the full name of this "Tianwei Prayer Talisman" should be "Tianwei Prayer Time Talisman". , will randomly ask nearby ghosts to help.

Once this thing is used, it will be a matter of character and luck. If you are lucky, please ask a ghost to possess you to help you. It is really amazing to deal with ghosts, but if you are lucky If you are a little weaker, invite a coward to possess you, let alone deal with ghosts, you can scare yourself to death!

When chatting with Liu Changge before farting, he also told me about this "Tianwei invites the talisman". According to legend, during the Qing Dynasty, there was a ghost in the west of Xiangxi, which was a disaster. Taoist priests died many people in order to eliminate this ghost. In the end, a yin-yang ghost catcher, a rookie in the Talisman Realm, used a "Tianwei Inviting God Talisman" and invited the "Giant Spirit God" with great luck. After dividing the second, he strangled that ghost to death, and became famous in Huaxia.

For a period of time after that, the "Tianwei invites the divine talisman" was also widely used. At that time, those yin and yang ghost hunters and Taoist priests used the "Tianwei invited the divine talisman" to deal with ghosts, regardless of the strength of the opponent. "I asked the nearby ghosts to possess me for help. As a result, many people invited weaker ghosts because of bad luck, but they were killed by the ghosts instead.

Some yin and yang ghost catchers and Taoist priests are stronger than the evil ghosts, but because they use the "Heavenly Power Inviting God Talisman" to attract weaker ghosts, they are tragically killed by the evil ghosts.

During that period of time, there was quite a commotion in the world of Yin and Yang. In the end, the orthodox sects had to take action to list the "Tianwei Invitation Talisman" as a forbidden talisman, and the situation gradually calmed down.

I don't know why there is a forbidden talisman called "Tianwei invites the gods" in the grandpa's box. Although the function of this talisman is very fucking, but I have no other way now, after all, I don't know how to deal with other yellow talismans. use.

After thinking about it, I put this "Tianwei Invitation Talisman" in my pocket, in case I can't deal with Bai Ling'er, I can only fight for my character.

I wrapped the mahogany general with a piece of yellow cloth and carried it on my back, then went to a nearby farmer's market to buy a live rooster, and ran towards the school with it.

Don't mention Dora's posture, anyway, I ran all the way to school, and everyone who met me on the road subconsciously dodged to the side, looking at me as if they were crazy.

When I arrived at school, I happened to catch up with the school's evening self-study.

I ran into the classroom with a live rooster. Old Wang was supervising the students' evening self-study. As soon as I rushed in, I immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"Wow, Fengzi, your mother pretended to be Yang Guo last time, what kind of routine did you play this time?" Old Wang looked at me in astonishment.

"Just kidding, I'm saving the world!" I replied, Lao Wang's face changed, he also knew my details, and he understood.

On the contrary, the other students who didn't understand the situation laughed, and I didn't bother to care about it. I sat on the seat with a live rooster in my hand, and Wang Dahui, who was next to me, said in a low voice, "You really decided to deal with that girl in the next class?"

"Otherwise?" I felt helpless, "If we don't get rid of that girl, who knows how many people will die later."

"Slot! I admire your courage to not be afraid of death!" Wang Dachui turned pale, looked at me solemnly and asked, "Tell me, what do you want after death? As a good friend, I will definitely burn it all to you. "

"Get out, can't you expect me to order?" I glared at Wang Dachui, and I was about to cry to death, Yaya's legs, not to mention Wang Dachui's feeling, I feel the same way myself!

The movement in the classroom was quickly suppressed by Lao Wang. All the students lowered their heads and pretended to read the books, but from time to time they still secretly looked at me with a look like a neuropathy.

I'm too lazy to bother, I can't help it, other people's doubts are always indispensable on the road of growth, I bring salt for myself...

Cough cough... These words are a bit too pretentious.

Because I was thinking about Bai Ling'er, I didn't have the time to read, so I looked around in the classroom. Suddenly, I stared at the last row near the back door like a flashlight, which was Zhang Hao's seat. , but this kid is not there!