I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

It's over this time!

I slapped him on the forehead, Xiao Liuzi doesn't have such a trick!

In the scene just now, since the commander-in-chief of the frontier could show up to stop the Yin soldiers, he must have come to help me, so he sent him away after saying a few polite words.

But Xiao Liuzi's embarrassment, repaying his kindness and revenge, after a good meal, it's no wonder that the handsome man in the human realm will not blow up!

"Have you rubbed enough?" Sure enough, the Yin Shuai of Jiang Yu suddenly looked down at the excited Xiao Liuzi.

I'm not bragging, if eyes can kill, just the two beams of green light from Jiang Yu's handsome eyes can poke little Liuzi into a hornet's nest.

Xiao Liuzi rubbed the crotch of Territorial Handsome's crotch buzzing, looked up and smiled and said, "Why, my elder brother is here, can you still beat me up?"

I looked at Xiao Liuzi, and I felt goosebumps all over my body. If there was a ranking list, Xiao Liuzi would definitely be No. 1!

"Hmph! Don't you look at your elder brother's strength now!" Jiang Yuyin snorted coldly.

The happy little Liuzi who was rubbing her skin was shocked suddenly, and looked back at me, her facial features were distorted immediately, and she looked like she was in mourning.

The Old Wang next door who was not far away finally came to his senses, looked back at me, and immediately cursed: "Damn!"

I was watched by the two of them in mourning, and I shrugged helplessly: "I don't have time to say it."

"Jie Jie... Jie Jie..." Xiao Liuzi on the opposite side twitched all over, squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, stopped rubbing his hands with the engine runner, and then slowly turned his head to look at handsome Yin Jiang, But his right hand lightly stroked Yin Shuai's crotch in Jiang Yu: "Master Yin Shuai, you, yes, are so majestic!"

fuck it!Xiaoliuzi stuffed her morals into her crotch!

I was shocked, looking at Xiao Liuzi's appearance, this f*ck is too much like a wretched gay man!

"Stand back!" At this moment, handsome Yin Jiang straightened his back, and a majestic Yin Qi blasted out of his body. With a bang, Xiao Liuzi flew into the air as if he had been blasted by a cannon. It rose and fell in front of me.

My mouth widened on the spot, and my eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets. This... operation... is too much to compare, right?

Little Liuzi who was blown to me didn't dare to get angry, Jie Jie floated up from the ground with a strange smile, shook his right hand, and sighed: "The force is so strong, the right hand is numb!"

hiss!

I couldn't help but gasped, looked at the Yin Shuai in front of me in amazement, and raised my right thumb: "Master Yin Shuai, you really deserve to be a real man!"

"In front of Celestial Master Zhong Kui, I can't be worthy of the name of an adult." Shuai Yin of the frontier on the opposite side had a green light in his eyes, and raised his hand and fisted at me: "Congratulations to Celestial Master for recovering his memory, since Celestial Master is safe and sound." , Ben Shuai should also resign."

I was a little bewildered by the reaction of the yin and handsome in the frontier. Isn't the handsome in the frontier too good-tempered?

How can you be so calm after being stolen by the little Liuzi monkey?

At this moment, the Old Wang next door finally came to his senses, and he clasped his fists at Yin Shuai, "Thank you, Mr. Yin Shuai this time. If you offend me, please look at Haihan."

"No problem." Frontier Yin Shuai waved his hand, "It's only natural to do things for Master Zhong Kui."

After finishing speaking, he looked at me again, clasped his hands together and said, "Go away, my lord."

call!

As soon as the words fell, a strong red wind blew up on the handsome handsome man in the territory, and he turned around and was about to leave.

But Xiao Liuzi in front of me suddenly yelled: "Master Yinshuai, in this scene, are you going to leave as soon as you say?"

As if struck by lightning, I wanted to stop Xiao Liuzi, but it was too late.

The Yin Shuai on the opposite border dissipated, and turned to look at us.

I slapped him on the forehead, Xiao Liuzi's head is strong enough today, he just stole Yinshuai's peach, what kind of demon is he now?

Xiao Liuzi didn't care about my reaction, pointed to the corpse boat under her feet, and said, "This boat, I have to ask Yin Shuai to help us find a way to land as soon as possible. The people on the boat are all my elder brother's friends, nothing will happen to me." .”

To be honest, I am also very worried about the safety of Liu Changge, Daoist Bailong and the others.

But the point is, Xiao Liuzi has stolen peaches from the shady and handsome monkey in the frontier. If he doesn't get angry and make trouble, everything will be fine, and he is still counting on others to help?

But what I didn't expect was that the frontier yin commander on the opposite side hesitated for a few seconds, raised his head and gave an order to the ten frontier yin soldiers beside me: "Escort the celestial master to the shore."

"Order!"

The Yin soldiers from the ten territories responded in unison.

call!

In the next second, the yin commander in frontier swept up the wind again and disappeared on the corpse boat.

After he left, the big rock I was hanging in my heart finally fell to the ground. Thanks to this great god, he didn't lose his temper, otherwise I would really be overwhelmed today.

At this time, Lao Wang from next door floated over and commanded ten soldiers from the frontier to escort the corpse boat.

Ten Territory Yin Soldiers rolled up majestic black Yin Qi at the same time, turned into ten beams of Yin Qi and flew under the boat to push the corpse boat. Immediately afterwards, the corpse boat roared and its speed increased suddenly.

I was staggered by the inertia, but fortunately, Xiaoliuzi and Lao Wang next door helped me in time, and I felt the whistling wind in my ears. The speed was so fast that I could catch up with the speedboat.

With Xiaoliuzi's next-door Old Wang and ten soldiers from the territory escorting him, this trip back to Huaxia can be regarded as completely safe.

"Huh... I was scared to death just now." Xiao Liuzi slumped on the deck, saying with lingering fear.

"It's too bad, next time you watch the scene, you have to thank that handsome and shy brother, otherwise today will be really troublesome." The old Wang next door also heaved a sigh of relief.

"Blame me?" Xiao Liuzi rolled her eyes at Lao Wang: "Didn't you ask me to rub it just now?"

I looked at the two of them, couldn't help it anymore, and asked: "By the way, you two were like that just now, so the handsome man in the border area didn't bring anger?"

Xiao Liuzi and the old Wang next door looked up at me with strange smiles at the same time, and then Xiao Liuzi waved his hands and said, "Brother, with your status, now that you have recovered your memory, that shady guy still dares not touch you, otherwise, the person above He can't bear the blame." He smiled and pointed to the top of his head.

Chapter 1079 Qualification of "Conferred God", title of "Tianshi"

Yin Tianzi!

I reacted immediately.

In the underworld, there are countless big bosses with higher authority than Yinshuai.

The position of the yin commander in the frontier itself is a special case among the yin commanders. It can only be the yin emperor who can make Xiaoliuzi show such a confident expression.

Immediately afterwards, I remembered that conversation in my previous life memory.

That's right, in my previous life, Zhong Kui was able to make friends with Yin Tianzi on the same level. In terms of status, it's not enough to shake Yin Shuai eighteen streets.

Just because of this position, Shuai Yin did not dare to get angry just now.

It's just that when I think of Tianzi Yin and my previous life, the flood of memories in my mind suddenly surges up again.

My mind was in a mess, and I was in severe pain. I explained to Xiao Liuzi and Lao Wang next door, and then sat aside to rest.

This memory is too complicated, and I can't sort it out in a while.

But fortunately, it is now escorted by Yin soldiers from the frontier, and this corpse ship seems to be "unmanned".

After more than an hour, I slowly suppressed the memory of Zhong Kui in my previous life. Before I knew it, my back was wet.

I opened my eyes, and Xiao Liuzi and Old Wang next door were sitting not far from me, they were discussing something in a low voice.

"What are you two talking about?" I asked.

Xiao Liuzi and Old Wang next door looked at me, and Xiao Liuzi smiled and said, "Brother, the injuries of your friends, Lao Wang and I, have stabilized. After returning to Huaxia, just send them to the hospital for regular treatment."

I breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Daoist Bailong and the others. Sure enough, their anger has stabilized, and there will be no danger for a while. As long as they return to Huaxia to heal their injuries, they should be able to fully recover come over.

However, Liu Changge's anger remained unchanged.

"How is Brother Liu?" I asked.

The expressions of Xiao Liuzi and Old Wang next door darkened at the same time, then Xiao Liuzi lowered his head and sighed, and said, "Brother, Liu Xiaozi's situation is not optimistic."

I frowned, and Xiaoliuzi continued: "You should be able to feel it in your Xuanyin body. This guy has only a trace of anger left. Strictly speaking, he is already considered a living dead. He must have used some kind of extremely powerful ban." It is only because of surgery that he pays such a heavy price, and it is very difficult to cure it."

Is it the living dead?

My heart fell to the bottom all of a sudden, looking at Liu Changge, I felt guilty like a tidal wave.

I was too optimistic about Liu Changge's situation before, but now that Xiao Liuzi said so, Liu Changge's situation seems to have stepped into the gate of hell.

The situation of the living dead is not what ordinary people think of as a vegetable. In our profession, it is actually in the gray area between life and death.

This situation was extremely embarrassing. He was still angry when he said he was dead. He said he was alive, but he couldn't live with this anger.

Life and death are all in the thought of the impermanence of the underworld.

Even if the soul is really hooked down, the Yin Division Judge Hall has nothing to say.

"There will be a way, there must be a way." I clenched my fists.

Xiao Liuzi and the old Wang next door flew in front of me, and the old Wang next door asked in a low voice, "Brother, are you trying to steal your soul again?"

I squinted at them both: "Why not?"

The faces of Xiao Liuzi and Lao Wang next door changed drastically at the same time, they opened their mouths but didn't say anything.

"Let's talk about everything when we go back to Huaxia." I waved my hand and didn't get entangled in this matter. Now in this vast sea, there are really few ways to save Liu Changge.

Moreover, with the abilities of Xiaoliuzi and Old Wang next door, if they could be saved, they would have been saved a long time ago. However, although they are the righteous gods of the underworld, they are not so far from being incomprehensible. They don't know how to save, so it doesn't mean others I don't know how to save it either.

Maybe Daoist Bailong has a solution?

Or maybe, the ghost Taoist has a way?

Thinking about it, I changed the subject and asked, "Old Wang Xiaoliu, how was Zhong Kui's status in the underworld in my previous life?"

To be honest, I am really curious about Zhong Kui's status in the underworld.

Although there must be in the memory of the previous life, I haven't fully integrated this memory yet, and I can't find the answer.

In my impression, the folks' evaluation of Zhong Kui's status in the underworld seems to be the existence of God.

But anyone who has entered the yin and yang industry knows that gods cannot exist.

The so-called gods are nothing more than powerful monsters and zombies named as gods.

Xiao Liuzi and the old Wang next door were silent for a few seconds, and then said in unison: "God!"

What the hell?

The corner of my mouth twitched: "Is there really a god?"

"No." Xiao Liuzi waved his hand again, which made me look confused, and then he explained: "Actually, the status of the elder brother is very special in the underworld."

"What's special?" I asked.

Xiao Liuzi explained: "Brother doesn't have a specific official position in the underworld. In terms of official position, you are not as good as me and Lao Wang. After all, we are still in the name of the righteous god of the underworld."

"However, Eldest Brother's strength spans yin and yang, and he is invincible against all evils, so in the Underworld, there is no ghost or disrespect, and he can even sit on an equal footing with His Majesty Yin Tianzi." Xiao Liuzi shrugged helplessly: "So the status of Eldest Brother is very special in the Underworld. He doesn't have an official position, but his status is equal to that of Emperor Yin, and he is able to overwhelm all the Yin divisions, so the Yin divisions have nothing to say."

After a pause, he said again: "That's why the shady commander in the territory just now gave eldest brother so much face. When eldest brother was alive, he was already roaming the world without a single opponent. After his death, he was roaming freely in the underworld. Although he has no official position, But in fact, the underworld doesn't know what kind of official position to confer on the elder brother to match his strength, so all the gods of the Yin Division respect the elder brother when they see the elder brother."

As he said that, a confident smile filled his face: "Brother, you should understand the meaning of the title Tianshi, right?"

I fell silent, according to what Xiaoliuzi said, Zhong Kui in my previous life was already invincible in all aspects of yin and yang, with such strength, the underworld really didn't know what kind of official position to confer.

You can't seal the Ten Palaces of Hades or the Son of Heaven, can you?

Isn't this just bullshit?

Since this is the case, it is better not to seal it, so that no one will respond.

However, this title of "Heavenly Master" is still very valuable in the world of Yin and Yang, and it can even be said to be the qualification title of "Fengshen"!

Generally speaking, the highest level of yin and yang ghost catchers and Taoist priests is to pass the yin state, but the masters of the yin state may not be able to get the title of "Heavenly Master".

To put it bluntly, if you want to get the title of "Heavenly Master", you must have made great achievements in Yin and Yang, or you must be a big boss who founded a sect.

Have you seen "Journey to the West"?

You also know the "Four Heavenly Masters" in it, right?

For example, Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianshi in it, with their status, get the title of "Tianshi", which seems to be the existence of "conferred gods".

Ghosts can confer gods, demons can confer gods, zombies can even confer gods, and humans... are no exception!

To put it bluntly, a yin and yang ghost catcher or a Taoist priest who has been titled "Heavenly Master", in the yin and yang world, is like an ordinary person who becomes a CEO and marries Bai Fumei, reaching the pinnacle of life!

However, getting the title of "Heavenly Master" is as difficult as climbing the sky, just like Mao Jiuying, the most powerful yin and yang ghost catcher I know. , has not yet reached the title of "Heavenly Master" where yin and yang are respected together.

Chapter 1080 Things are getting bigger!

After sailing for another three hours, we finally returned to the port of Huaxia.