I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

But as soon as the words fell, the ghost priest sneered: "No, you can do it, if you can't, I will beat you."

fuck it!This is so stinky and shameless, deliberately provoking trouble?

Chapter 1097 The solution is in the underworld

"I really can't help it." I resisted the urge to beat the Taoist priest, and said again, "You can't do anything about it, senior, let alone at my level."

As soon as the words fell, the ghost priest on the opposite side frowned and said with a sneer, "No way?"

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for my response, turned around and began to search for something in Wang Tangtang's room.

When I saw it, my heart skipped a beat, Yaya's legs, this day and day, don't you really want to beat me up?

Uncle Zhong and Wang De also noticed it, they rushed forward to pull the ghost priest, but the ghost priest threw him away.

"Master, you are embarrassing Xiaofeng." Uncle Zhong was anxious.

Wang De on the side also said with a tired face: "Brother, even you can't do this, let alone a junior."

brother?

No wonder the ghost Taoist would help Wang De so much this day and night, the two of them dare to have this kind of basic love.

But seeing that the ghost priest didn't stop for a while, I was in a bad mood at the time.

I must not have dug this guy's ancestral grave, but as for messing with me?

At this time, the ghost priest had already grabbed a vase on the table, lifted it into the air and waved it vigorously, then said to himself: "Well, one can make people paralyzed."

hiss!

I couldn't help but gasp, this vase is so much stronger than a brick, if you call it on me all of a sudden, it's not just hemiplegia?

"Senior, if you play like this, if you lose your life, you will have to go to jail." I hurriedly shouted.

"Prison? It doesn't exist!" The ghost priest turned around and walked towards me with a vase in his hand. He looked like a young and Dangerous boy, raised his left hand and pointed at me: "You kid, don't move, let me hit you!" , what you can’t do, just expose it.”

Are you kidding me?

I, Chen Feng, have been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, fighting zombies, beating evil spirits, and being cowardly?

Isn't it just a vase?

Being motionless is bastard!

Seeing him approaching, I hurried to the other side of the bed, but before I could speak, the ghost priest rushed towards me like a mad dog, holding a vase.

I was cornered by him, and there was no way I could retreat. The vase in this guy's hand was lifted into the air, and without hesitation, he smashed it down on my forehead.

In the nick of time, I gritted my teeth and knelt down on the ground: "I admit it, I admit it, I can't be provoked!"

hum!

The vase stopped when it was ten centimeters from my forehead, and a gust of wind howled.

I was so frightened that both waists tightened. If I don't admit my cowardly attitude of the ghost priest, this vase will really hit my head!

The ghost Taoist took the vase away and looked at me with a sneer: "Little bastard, if I don't give you a vase, you don't know you're enlightened, do you?"

Fly your big plane!

Pooh you shameless!

I rolled my eyes at him, stood up, and the ghost priest pointed to Wang Tangtang on the bed again: "You, there is a way to save Tangtang, if you can't, I will give you a vase." He held up the vase again. up.

"Wait!" I wanted to cry to death at that time, this is even more hooligan than hooligan!

"Senior, I really can't do it!" I said with a sad face, it's also because I can't beat this guy, otherwise my buddies will teach him how to be a man in a few minutes.

As I spoke, I hurriedly gave Uncle Zhong and Wang De winks.

They hurried up to persuade the ghost priest.

As if his ears were stuffed with cement, the ghost priest ignored them both, and looked at me coldly: "Let me remind you, the way to save Tangtang is in the underworld."

Hades?

I immediately realized, mother Xipi, if Tai Ritian wants to use my ghost relationship in the underworld, just say it, this damn is a mess, what is there to pretend?

But immediately after, I realized: "No, after Tangtang was in a coma, you went to the underworld to check her longevity, and even used the relationship with Judge Cui in "Life and Death Book". Get up, it's about the same."

"Life and Death Book" is not something everyone can read. If you don't have the kind of relationship between Yin and Yang that is so hard to break the chart, if you want to read "Life and Death Book", you will have to be taught to be a man by the Yin Division Zhengshen every minute.

The fact that the ghost priest can get Judge Cui to show him "Life and Death Book" is enough to prove that his relationship in the underworld is extraordinary.

At the same relationship level, why can't he, but I can?

"It's not Cui Pan's relationship." The ghost priest shook his head indifferently.

Immediately, the hairs all over my body stood up. In the underworld, how many layers of relationship do Judge Cui have?

The ghost Taoist followed closely and shook his head: "It's not the relationship with the King of Hades."

hiss!

I couldn't help but gasped, and felt a chill from the soles of my feet to the Tianling Gai.

On top of the Ten Palaces of Hades... only the Yin Emperor is left!

Subconsciously, I turned my head and glanced at the drowsy Wang Tangtang, what is wrong with this girl, she wants to move to Tianzi Yin!

At the same time, I also understand that the Yin Tianzi is the leader of the yin and yang worlds, how many people can get in touch with him?

It is estimated that ghosts and Taoists have nothing to do with Yin Tianzi in this day and age.

But... this ghost Taoist seems to have a good grasp of everything about me!

I looked at the ghost Taoist suspiciously, but he seemed to know what I was thinking, and smiled coldly: "Don't look at me like that, there is a mole on your right buttock, I know it all."

Yaya's legs!

Frustrated!

The corner of my mouth twitched, why does this guy know everything?

Thinking of Wang Tangtang, I didn't bother with the ghost priest, so I nodded and agreed.

Although the ghost Taoist is very happy, but since he asked me to ask for help from Tianzi Yin, then Wang Tangtang will really have a big deal this time!

Seeing that I agreed, the ghost Taoist didn't hesitate, took out a cross-yin talisman from his pocket and handed it to me, then pointed to Wang Tangtang's round bed: "Lie down, sleep with Tangtang."

What rhythm?

I looked at him in astonishment: "What, senior, Uncle Wang is still here, what does it matter if I sleep next to Wang Tangtang?"

"Lie down!" The ghost priest shouted at me without thinking about Wang De at all.

What I didn't expect was that as soon as the words were finished, Wang De actually squeezed out a smile and said to me: "Xiaofeng, right? Don't be too polite, just lie down."

These words were like a bolt from the blue, and I was stunned immediately.

These days... are the people in the city so good at playing?

I didn't bother anymore, so I took off my shoes, climbed onto the bed, lay down next to Wang Tangtang, and then stuck the Yin Talisman on my forehead.

hum!

As soon as it was pasted, the Yin-passing Talisman lit up with a cluster of golden light.

I felt empty under my buttocks, and my whole body fell quickly, with the wind whistling in my ears, and my vision became dark, except for the overcast talisman above my head, which was as bright as a searchlight.

After falling for about ten seconds, I landed on the ground.

I glanced at the dense cloud of Yin Qi around me, and walked over after finding the direction of the gate of hell.

The fog of Yin Qi around me gradually dissipated, and my vision gradually became clearer.

From a distance, I could see the tall ghost gate standing in the thick mist of Yin Qi.

But when I took a closer look, I was dumbfounded on the spot: "Damn it, what kind of demon are you doing?"

Chapter 1098

The tall ghost gate stands in the dense mist of Yin Qi, looming.

But on the pillars of the archway around the ghost gate, there were two strings of red lanterns hanging down, emitting a dim yellow light in the mist of Yin Qi, shaking slowly.

Not only that, above the ghost gate, there are also pieces of colorful flags flying.

The previous ghost gate gave people a gloomy feeling, but now looking at this ghost gate, there is only a gloomy feeling left.

To be honest, if I didn't go to hell often, I really thought I was going the wrong way.

What kind of celebrations are there in this Nima Difu, and there is no need to dress up in such a gloomy manner, right?

After hesitating for a few seconds, I walked towards the gate of hell.

Just before the gate of ghosts, two groups of dark winds blew up, and two ghost guards appeared on the left and right of the gate of ghosts.

As soon as they saw me, the two ghost guards immediately shuddered, knelt down on the ground with a puff, and said in unison: "Your Excellency is welcome."

I was taken aback by their reaction, the feeling of going to the underworld seems a little different this time!

Could it be that the fact that I restored the memory of Zhong Kui in my previous life has spread all over the underworld?

Thinking about it, I tidied up my clothes and asked, "The gate of hell is closed and the lights and festoons are up, what's the matter?"

The two ghost messengers looked up at me, smiled together, and then left with a whistling wind.

Yaya's legs, what rhythm is this?

I was stunned for a while, and I didn't bother to pay attention to it, so I walked through the ghost gate, set foot on Huangquan Road, and walked all the way to Huangquan Inn.

But the further I went to the depths of Huangquan Road, the more confused I became.

Not only the gate of ghosts, but even Huangquan Road is decorated with lights and festoons.

At a glance, there are pieces of colorful flags flying over Huangquan Road. There are still pillars standing on the side of the road more than ten meters away, with red lanterns hanging on them.

The wind was blowing, and the fog was raging.

These colorful flags and red lanterns are on Huangquan Road, not to mention too crowded.

What the hell is this game playing?

Guimenguan and Huangquan Road are both the first pass for ghosts to enter the underworld. Now that it is so "festive", is it to welcome the dead to the underworld?

I was stunned to see this scene, let alone those souls who just died in the underworld.

It is estimated that when they saw it, they would have to ask for their psychological shadow area on the spot.

call……

Suddenly, a strong wind blew up in the open space in front of Huangquan Road, and the mist of Yin Qi floating in the air surged like a tidal wave and spread out towards the surroundings.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Xiaoliuzi and Laowang next door flying over from Huangquan Road.

"Big brother!"

As soon as they came to me, they shouted excitedly.

I looked at the two of them, and finally someone understood.

I pointed to the colorful flags above my head and the red lanterns beside the road: "Which one is playing in the underworld?"

Xiaoliuzi and Laowang next door looked at me at the same time, with smothered smiles at the corners of their mouths.

I was taken aback by the two of them, and asked in a low voice, "Don't tell me, it's because of me?"

Xiao Liuzi nodded with a smile: "Except for big brother who has this face, who else in the world of Yin and Yang has it?"

What the hell!

What is this Nima doing?

When did the underworld welcome me so much?

Xiao Liuzi continued: "This is what His Majesty meant. His Majesty has been alarmed by the fact that Zhong Kui's sword traveled through Yin and Yang. He asked Lao Wang and me, and we told him about the recovery of my elder brother's memory. Therefore, His Majesty ordered to decorate the lanterns and festoons to welcome the eldest brother back to the underworld."

No wonder the two gatekeepers looked at me strangely just now, it's true that my story has spread all over the underworld.