I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

My whole body felt like it was on fire when they stared at me. Immediately after I realized it, I wished I could slap my forehead.

Yaya's legs, what I said is too stupid.

The boss of the underworld greeted them personally, and all the ghosts bowed down and respected them. I just opened my mouth and asked them if they had eaten, which was too embarrassing!

"Brat, who told you to say that?" Sure enough, Tianzi Yin in front of me shouted to me in a low voice.

I scratched my head, is it my fault?

Being stared at by so many ghosts, what else can I say?

Back then, I conducted a self-criticism in front of the teachers and students of the school, and at least I wrote a manuscript in advance, but now I don’t even have a manuscript!

To be honest, I wasn't frightened by this scene, and I was able to hold back such a sentence, which is already considered very powerful.

You should have done self-criticism in front of the whole class or the whole school, right?

My feeling at that time was countless times stronger than yours!

Being stared at by so many ghosts, and there are also some super bosses, this person would be so nervous that he would die!

Fortunately, Tianzi Yin reacted quickly enough, turned around and waved his hand: "The ghosts are scattered, and the heavenly master is welcome into the hall of Tianzi Yin."

"Welcome Heavenly Master!"

As soon as the words fell, all the underworld bosses in the air bowed their hands to me, and the countless ghosts in the ghost city below also shouted in unison.

The momentum shook the heavens and the earth, reverberating in the underworld.

Almost at the same time, Emperor Yin grabbed me, and flew into the palace of Emperor Yin with majestic corpse energy.

As soon as he landed, Tianzi Yin rolled his eyes at me: "Stinky boy, you can say such a two-bike thing. My old lady won't help me when I cross the road, so I will obey you."

I was embarrassed for a while, scratching my head and trying to explain something, but at this moment, a muffled voice sounded: "Your Majesty, didn't you say the same thing when you faced your hundreds of thousands of brothers in the frontier mountain range? "

I looked back, and it was King Qin Guang who was speaking, and behind him, a group of big bosses also walked in.

Frontier Mountains?

Hundreds of thousands of brothers?

I frowned, and looked at Tianzi Yin suspiciously. He looked a little embarrassed, and coughed twice: "King Qin Guang, I don't want you to expose the old truth like this."

Damn, dare to love Yin Tianzi himself did such a two-billion thing back then, where did he have the confidence to teach me a lesson?

Just as I was thinking about it, Tianzi Yin patted me on the shoulder and said righteously: "Chen Feng, I actually think what you just said is very good, and you have your own style."

Depend on!This guy is so shameless, how did he become the Son of Heaven?

After finishing speaking, the Yin Emperor turned around as if nothing had happened, and said to the big bosses who walked into the Yinsi Hall: "Start the banquet, everyone, after the catastrophe of the underworld, you have never relaxed. Today, to welcome you When the celestial master returns to the underworld, he can only rest drunk!"

As soon as these words came out, all the bosses shouted excitedly.

Immediately afterwards, Tianzi Yin waved his hand, and the majestic corpse energy rushed from his hand to the open space in the middle of the hall.

As the corpse's aura dissipated, eight immortal tables appeared in the open space, and each table was filled with all kinds of exquisite delicacies, and in the open space not far away, there was also a large pile of wine.

At a glance, these drinks are all top quality wines, such as Lafite, Bordeaux, Maotai and so on.

boom!

With Tianzi Yin waving his hand again, the door of the main hall slammed shut.

Then Tianzi Yin gave an order, and many bigwigs who were present were not polite, and they all took their seats.

However, the number of seats is not random, but according to their respective status. The eight kings sit at the same table, and the ten handsome men and the old king next door to Xiaoliuzi make up a table.

After all the bosses sat down, Tianzi Yin took me with one hand and Judge Cui with the other, and sat down at the Eight Immortals table in the middle. Only the three of us were seated at this table.

I glanced at it, and it seems that Judge Cui's position in Tianzi Yin is very important, otherwise it would be impossible to sit at the same table with Tianzi Yin.

In terms of seniority, it should be Qin Guangwang who came to join the table.

"Everyone, start!" As soon as he sat down, Tianzi Yin waved his hands and said with a smile.

"Deling!" All the bosses present clasped their fists at the same time, and then started eating and drinking.

The atmosphere suddenly became lively.

Don't look at these bigwigs who are in high positions, and they are more powerful than others, but sitting down to eat and drink, they are actually no different from us ordinary people.

King Qin Guang, as the eldest brother in the King of Hades, was immediately toasted by several Kings of Hades in turn.

Among them, there are also boring people who eat food, such as Xiaoliuzi and Lao Wang next door. These two people are like starving ghosts, staring at the pile of food on the table and devouring it. They drank, and they completely ignored people.

There are also some people who shrink their corners when drinking, such as King Chujiang. After toasting King Qin Guang with a glass of wine at the beginning, he shrinks to the corner and keeps silent, laughing and watching all the kings of hell fighting for wine.

I looked at the scene, looked at the delicious food on the table, and said to Tianzi Yin: "Your Majesty, are we too corrupt?"

"Corrupt ass, it's rare for everyone to relax." Yin Tianzi chuckled, then took out three wine jars and slammed them on the table, "One jar for each person, I will do it first as a respect."

After finishing speaking, he slapped the wine seal straight away, pouring it into his mouth like a cow drinking water.

I was in a bad mood on the spot, and I didn't drink like this when I drank!

This jar weighs at least twenty catties, if it keeps being so boring, why can't it be alcohol poisoning?

Judge Cui on the opposite side also had a horrified expression on his face. He covered his forehead and sighed, "Your Majesty, won't your conscience hurt when you bully us ghosts with your zombie physique? I really want to change seats."

After such a short time, Tianzi Yin had already drank a jar of wine, he wiped the corner of his mouth and turned to look at Judge Cui: "Pan Cui, are you sure you want to change seats?"

Judge Cui's body froze, and he hurriedly laughed and said, "Impossible! Your Majesty, I did it!" After speaking, he picked up the jar and started drinking.

I watched in horror for a while, Judge Cui's posture was a little bit suspected of being flattering.

However, he can't use the physique of a ghost to bully me, an ordinary person, can he?

It doesn't matter whether it's a zombie physique or a ghost physique, they are all coaxed by cowhide, and they can completely suppress alcohol with their strength, but I came down to the underworld with my physical body!

After drinking this twenty catties of wine, my buddy will really return to the underworld!

Just when the egg was hurting, Tianzi Yin pressed my shoulder and said with a smile: "Stinky boy, don't you dare to drink?"

joke!

Twenty catties of wine, whoever drinks it is stupid!

I opened my mouth and wanted to refuse, but Tianzi Yin waved his hand: "Where are you gentlemen? I don't have enough face, everyone, let's pay respects to the Celestial Master."

"The Eight Kings are here."

"Handsome Yin is here."

As soon as the words fell, the Eight Kings of Hades and the Ten Great Yin Commanders at the neighboring table all stood up, and there was a big black.

These guys got up together, and with a casual move, wine jars weighing twenty catties flew into their hands one by one, and then the dozen or so bosses gestured to me with the wine jars in their arms, shouted "Done", and then looked up. The head is gurgling and drinking.

When I watched this scene, I was so scared that I got goosebumps all over my body. The scene of a dozen big guys holding a wine jar and drinking together is so spectacular!

But... this is too bullying!

Chapter 1101

Soon, the dozen or so bosses all drank up the wine in the wine jar, turned the wine jar over in unison, and shouted in unison: "Tianshi, please!"

Is this going to force my buddies to death?

The corner of my mouth twitched, Tianzi Yin, Yama of the Eight Palaces, and the Ten Great Yin Shuai toasted, just for this card, if I refuse, I will be beaten to death by them!

Just kidding?

A few of these bigwigs are usually qualified to drink with them, but now they all come to toast my wine.

When I was in trouble, Tianzi Yin suddenly came close to my ear and whispered: "Stinky boy, this is to avenge the kick you kicked my ass on the Great Wall at Badaling back then."

Ah!

These days, does Emperor Yin hold grudges like this?

I smiled awkwardly at Tianzi Yin, and then I didn't dare to hesitate any more. I got up and picked up the wine jar, slapped off the wine seal, picked it up and respected all the bosses: "Everyone, I did it!"

"Tianshi is refreshing!" More than a dozen big men shouted in unison.

Yaya's legs, do you see them?This is the routine of holding people to drink at the wine table!

I took a deep breath, picked up the wine jar and poured it into my mouth, but as soon as the wine entered my mouth, I almost spit it out.

Yaya's legs, this wine has no taste at all, it is lighter than plain water, and the taste is very weird.

How did I forget about this?

I've drank this wine at Black and White Wuchang before, no wonder all the big guys pretend to be so powerful, and drink twenty catties if they don't agree with each other.

However, drinking twenty catties of boiled water is better than drinking twenty catties of bar?

I didn't think much about it, so I drank it in a big gulp.

After a while, I drank a jar of wine. I turned the jar over in the air and said to the big bosses, "Thank you for your kindness."

After finishing speaking, I put down the wine jar and sat on the chair, but Tianzi Yin leaned over and looked at me with a mean smile, yes, just a mean smile.

"Stinky boy, do you feel it?" Yin Tianzi asked.

I gave him a blank look: "Come on, it's lighter than plain water, why are you all pretending to be so?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Tianzi Yin looked at me with the eyes of the second fool: "Really? Then why did Judge Cui hide from drinking just now?"

To suffer!

I was stunned on the spot, and an ominous thought came to me spontaneously.

On the opposite side, Judge Cui hiccupped his forehead and looked at me with a red face: "The wine has such a taste, but it has the strength of wine."

What the hell!

Immediately, my heart skipped a beat, just with Judge Cui's posture, I was so drunk after a jar of wine.

I'm a mortal, so what's the matter?

As soon as the thought came up, a strong sense of dizziness appeared in my mind, and I felt that my feet were empty, and I almost fell to the ground sullenly.

This feeling is exactly the same as being drunk.

All the internal organs felt like they were surging, but they couldn't spit it out.

"Hey... the wine is coming up." Yin Tianzi dragged me beside him, and he didn't know if this guy had a conscience, and shouted to the big guys present: "Masters, the heavenly master is drunk, everyone can drink to their heart's content!" .”

"This king respects the celestial master." Before he finished speaking, King Chu Jiang stood up and leaned in front of me with the wine jar in his arms.

I couldn't spit it out at the time, otherwise I would have to spit out his face.

As for King Chujiang's urine, that's the most annoying kind on the wine table!

At the beginning, everyone shrank into the corner while drinking, and when everyone was almost drunk, he became a fierce Zhang Fei, jumping higher than anyone else!

My head was dizzy and painful, and when I looked at King Chujiang in front of me, I saw three double images.

Before I could refuse, Tianzi Yin picked up a jar of wine and put it on the table in front of me: "Boy, go with King Chujiang."

go your uncle ah!

It's not that you drink, you're not cowardly at all!

"I do it first to respect you." Chu Jiang Wang probably still remembers his past grudges, and he didn't give me a chance to refuse, so he drank a jar of wine with his head raised.

The boss present shouted excitedly, coaxing me to go too.

Yaya's legs, my buddies will fight with you today!

I picked up the wine jar and poured it into my mouth. The more I drank, the stronger the drunkenness became.

Going down again, I was completely in a state of confusion, and I couldn't stand still at all, thanks to the support of Tianzi Yin beside me.

But before I put down the wine jar, Emperor Yin asked Judge Cui to bring two more jars of wine, put them in front of King Chu Jiang and me, and said with a big smile, "When we meet, we will smile and we will get rid of our grievances. Drink one jar and give another away. another one!"

Fuck a teddy dog!

Relying on the strength of the wine, I turned my head and stared at Tianzi Yin: "You don't take such personal revenge, do you?"

I can understand drinking and celebrating, but Yin Tianzi poured me wine for free from one jar after another, saying that it was not for personal revenge, and I wouldn't believe it even if I was beaten to death!

"Hey, I'm avenging my personal revenge, can you still bite me?" Tianzi Yin rolled his eyes at me unceremoniously.

No reason!