I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Chapter 1146 Come out to mess around, stand firm when you are beaten [second update]

"You, you dare to hit me?"

Daoist Yan Long, who was surrounded by circles, trembled and exclaimed in disbelief.

Snapped!

I slapped him on the other side of the face again, and seeing five finger prints emerged, I said coldly, "Now do you believe it?"

Daoist Yanlong, who had been slapped twice by me one after another, sat on the chair dumbfounded, his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets, and he didn't know how to fight back.

"Do you want to continue to verify your ideas?" I shook my hands helplessly: "I don't mind slapping you a few more times."

"You..." Daoist Yanlong finally came to his senses, blushing like a beast in anger, stood up abruptly, pointed at me and was about to curse.

I swung my right hand as if to draw it, the old Taoist shivered with fright, hurriedly covered his face with both hands, and took a big step back.

"Are you afraid?" I looked at this guy helplessly, and said contemptuously, "You are the fastest person I have ever seen, and you are worthy of being a five-second real man."

"Do you know who the poor Taoist is?" The old Taoist blushed and trembled: "You dare to hit me?"

I said: "Your Taoist name is Yanlong, Taoist priest of Shushan Mountain, didn't you introduce yourself to me just now? Now ask me again, are you stupid?"

"Okay, that's great! Now that you know I'm the Taoist priest of Shushan, you still dare to hit me? You probably don't know how to write death!" Taoist Yanlong laughed back in anger, rubbing his hands on the plate vigorously , It was probably hurt by my two slaps.

I frowned: "I just knew you were the Taoist priest of Shushan who slapped you. Is the Taoist priest of Shushan amazing? You stand upright for me!"

"What are you doing?" Daoist Yanlong scolded loudly.

I rushed forward with a stride, and slammed my fist on the face of this guy: "I want to beat you!"

"Ah!" The punch crushed his nose, and he screamed, clutching his bloody nose and about to squat down on the ground.

I picked him up with one hand: "Didn't anyone tell you? Come out to mess around, admit your mistakes, and stand firm when you are beaten."

As I said that, my right hand seemed to be turning on a motor, and I swung it up and greeted this guy's face on the plate.

clap clap clap...

In the room, the sound of slaps was clear and loud, like setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

At the same time, Daoist Yanlong's shrill screams echoed.

This guy is stupid enough, it's fine to pretend to be in the police station, he has a relationship with a superior, Deputy Director Gu and the others can't really do anything to him because of their official duties, so they can only grit their teeth and endure it.

But he still pretends to be like this in front of me. If I don't beat him up, that's called evil nature!

Deputy Director Gu and the others are afraid, what am I afraid of?

Several times, this Daoist Yanlong was almost paralyzed to the ground by me, but I pulled him up again with one hand. Damn it, it's your honor to slap you buddy, you dare to slap me on the ground paralyzed?

clap clap clap...

After more than a dozen slaps, Deputy Director Gu finally came to his senses, and hurried forward to grab me: "Chen Feng stop!"

"Hold on to what? Does he still want to turn the world upside down?" I replied, and I felt that the force of Deputy Director Gu's pulling me was so light that it was almost negligible, but his hands were still on my shoulders, and he didn't let go. The voice calling me seemed... extraordinarily perfunctory.

"Chen Feng, stop quickly, this is the police station, you can't get rid of your claws if you hit someone." Lo and behold, Deputy Director Gu has even dealt with Shu Nan.

But he is also bad enough, thinking of me beating this Daoist Yanlong fatly, and worrying about the impact of public officials watching people being beaten and not making a move, he made such an embarrassing performance in a daze.

This shit is standard... an embarrassing performance!

As far as his persuasive dialect version is concerned, who can't see that he is trying to make foreign work?

So here comes the question, what is the area of ​​psychological shadow of Daoist Yanlong?

After more than a dozen slaps, Daoist Yanlong, who was beaten into a pig's head by me, suddenly roared, and pushed his hands on me, making me stagger. At the same time, he also took the opportunity to stagger back two steps, but his feet One lost his footing and fell directly to the ground.

"Oh, we're finally separated, I'm scared to death!" As soon as I stood firm, Deputy Director Gu who was pulling me by the side yelled.

But after that, I felt bad all over.

This guy is so damaged!

While he was sighing, he secretly pressed one hand on my waist and pushed me forward. This guy clearly wanted me to continue beating up Daoist Yanlong!

I turned my head and rolled my eyes at him. Deputy Director Gu knew what I meant, smiled at me, and then let go of the hand that pushed my waist.

At this moment, Daoist Yanlong, who was beaten into a pig's head by me on the opposite side, spit out a mouthful of blood foam, and stood up unsteadily.

He looked at me with resentment, his face was swollen and bloody, and his squinted eyes were swollen into two eggs by me.

To be honest, if he glared at me in his previous appearance, he would still be somewhat lethal.

But now he's staring at me like this... Pooh hahaha... I can't help it!

Can you imagine a Salted Egg Superman looking at you with hatred?

I couldn't help but burst out laughing, and Deputy Director Gu patted me on the head solemnly: "What kind of a beating do you have, and you still have the nerve to laugh?"

I clutched my stomach: "You are stared at by Superman, you have to laugh too."

After finishing speaking, I clearly saw a playful smile on the corner of Deputy Director Gu's mouth.

"Bastards! Yellow-mouthed children, today you are all dead!" Salted Egg Superman Yanlong Daochang roared at me like a Tibetan mastiff whose hair was fried, and at the same time spurted out a few mouthfuls of blood: "The poor Taoist For so many years in Jianghu, I have never suffered such humiliation."

As he said that, he pointed at me with a trembling right hand, and then at Deputy Director Gu: "You, you are all finished. The policeman's indulging in murder is a crime of covering up."

"Nonsense! As the deputy director, how could I do such a thing? I clearly persuaded the fight just now. This kid is so strong that he really can't hold it back!" Deputy Director Gu said solemnly, "Besides, what did you do just now?" Don't you know how to hide? Standing there and being slapped dozens of times by this kid, blame me?"

"puff!"

Daoist Yanlong spurted out a mouthful of old blood, staggered back to the window, and trembled all over: "Okay, you wait for me, I have been in poverty for many years, and I will let you all enter the classroom with one phone call. You deputy bureau chief, step down for the poor!" At the same time, he took out his mobile phone and made a call.

"Not good." Deputy Director Gu's face immediately became gloomy beside me.

I pursed my lips and didn't care. I stepped forward and said to Taoist Yanlong: "Think about it clearly. If you make this call and you can't get anyone to help you, you will be the one who will be embarrassed."

"Hmph! Wait until you die, the person I want to find has not dared to come." Daoist Yanlong sneered.

I shrugged my shoulders: "Anyway, I reminded you, ugly words come first, and there is a price for pretending. If you fail to pretend, don't blame me for what happens next."

Chapter 1147 Please start your show

"Offend me, Yanlong, offend me, Shushan, you are doomed, you are doomed!"

While listening to the phone, Daoist Yanlong stared at me like a superman, his body trembling unceasingly.

I frowned, clenched my fists subconsciously, and said coldly, "Is the Shushan you're talking about still the orthodox Shushan from before?"

Daoist Yanlong frowned, and then sneered: "Shu Mountain is Shu Mountain, and that dead ghost Bailong is not the orthodox of Shu Mountain. Now the master is the real orthodox of Shu Mountain!"

"Okay, that's great!" I narrowed my eyes with a smile, and the fire in my chest surged upwards: "You just pray that the other side can help you, otherwise, you are finished!"

"Hmph... Let's see who it is!" Dao Yanlong laughed, and his laughter echoed in the room.

Deputy Director Gu's face by my side gradually became serious. Although he can speak well in Fucheng, once he recruits the people above him, he will have to give up.

He secretly tugged at the corner of my clothes from behind, and cast a questioning look at me.

I gave him a wink to reassure him.

Then, I continued to stare at Yanlong Daoist's costume comparison, buddy, I still don't believe it, is the title of Southern Mao and Northern Horse really given to Ma Lian'er by the Yin and Yang Realm?

After a few seconds, the smile on Taoist Priest Yanlong's face suddenly froze.

He put down his phone and looked at it in horror: "How is it possible? Why doesn't he dare to answer my call?"

I was suddenly pleasantly surprised, Ma Lian'er is worthy of being a horse in the south and a horse in the north!

After a word of greeting, the person Taoist Yanlong was looking for didn't even dare to answer the phone!

It doesn't matter who Daoist Yanlong asks for help, as long as he doesn't answer the phone, then Daoist Yanlong will be finished today!

Seeing that Taoist Yanlong put down the phone, Deputy Director Gu also showed a playful smile.

Since Daoist Yanlong dared to come to protect the five black-robed men with great fanfare, he must have greeted that man in advance. Now that it is critical, it is impossible for that man not to answer the phone.

Once you don't answer, what it means is obvious.

"Why, can't you get through?" I asked with a smile.

Daoist Yanlong glared at me fiercely: "Hmph, don't be complacent, he must be busy with something important. If I call again, he will definitely answer."

"Okay, I'll give you a chance. You continue to fight. If you get through, I'll lose." I crossed my arms and looked at Daoist Yanlong with a smile.

I don't know if this guy was fooled by me just now, and he still can't see what's going on.

However, he has been pretending in the police station for so long before, if I don't give him a chance to let him pretend to be perfect, how cruel would it be?

Daoist Yanlong bowed his head and dialed the phone again. This time, without knowing what he was thinking, he turned on the hands-free phone, put the phone on the window sill, and said to me with a sneer: "Wait Well, none of you can escape today, you may not know who that person is, but the deputy director must know."

"Oh? Then you should get through quickly so that I can find out who it is." Deputy Director Gu smiled.

In the house, it was extremely quiet.

Beep...beep...the number you dialed is out of service area, please try again later.

No problem, the standard no-answer call tone!

As the notification sound echoed in the room, Daoist Yanlong shook his body, and looked at the phone again dumbfounded: "How is it possible? Why doesn't this bastard answer the phone?"

After finishing speaking, Daoist Yanlong hurriedly looked up at me, and said in a panic: "Don't come, I must be too busy as a helper. After all, with his status, it is impossible not to be busy. Once he arrives, you all have to over!"

"Yeah, you have a helper, are you better than me?" I pulled up two chairs and motioned Deputy Director Gu to sit down, and then I also sat on the chair, looked at Daoist Yanlong opposite, and pointed to the phone : "Please start your performance."

"Damn it!" Daoist Yanlong cursed, and dialed the phone again.

Beep...beep...the number you dialed is out of service area, please try again later.

Daoist Yanlong's face changed drastically, Deputy Director Gu and I looked at each other and grinned.

Immediately afterwards, Daoist Yanlong called again.

Beep...beep...the number you dialed is busy, please try again later.

Got it!

Still didn't answer, but Daoist Yanlong explained to the signal station that he was busy.

Daoist Yanlong's body began to tremble, and he dialed the phone again with a look of unbelief.

Beep...beep...the number you dialed is out of service area, please try again later.

Daoist Yanlong was about to collapse, his facial features were distorted, and he yelled: "Bastard bastard, Pindao tried his best to help you back then, but now you dare not answer Pindao's phone call, damn it, damn it!"

Deputy Director Gu at the side looked completely relaxed, glanced at me, and the corners of his mouth twitched all the time, as if he was holding back a smile.

I looked at Daoist Yanlong who was trembling all over the opposite side again, and raised my hand: "Please continue your performance, I will lose if I get through."

Daoist Yanlong glared at me resentfully, and dialed the phone again.

Beep...beep...the number you dialed is off...beep...beep...

A long series of blind voices echoed in the room, extremely clear.

Daoist Yanlong was like being struck by lightning, his body trembled violently, and he collapsed completely. He spat out a mouthful of old blood, roared, and threw the mobile phone in his hand to the ground hard.

With a bang, the phone fell to pieces.

I sat on the chair and couldn't help laughing, Damn Xipi, that person is really ruthless, he shuts down the phone if he doesn't agree with him, he doesn't intend to give Taoist Yanlong any hope!

"Tsk tsk... The pretending failed, and the game is off-line." Deputy Director Gu next to him laughed softly.

I turned my head to look at Deputy Bureau Gu: "Deputy Bureau Gu, you are very naughty today!"

After finishing speaking, I got up and shouted to the collapsed Daoist Yanlong: "It seems that you can't call for help, then you are finished."

Daoist Yanlong staggered back a step, leaned on the window sill, and stared at me with despair: "What do you want to do?"

I smiled: "Uncle Gu, this guy ran to the police station to make a show, should he go to the prison according to the law?"

Deputy Bureau Gu stood up with a serious face: "That's not true!"

"Is there a VIP room with a lot of hungry and strong men in that class?" I said.

Deputy Director Gu pondered for two seconds: "Yes, of course, and if not, there must be."

"Oh, that's good." I moved my hands and feet, and walked towards Daoist Yanlong: "Then after I abolish his foundation, please ask Uncle Gu to take care of me and arrange him into the VIP room."

"Bastard! Beast!" Daoist Yan Long, who was leaning on the window sill, roared angrily, and rushed towards me like a mad dog with murderous intent on his face: "I am the junior brother of the master of Shushan, you dare to treat me like this, poor Dao will fight with you today!"