I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"Bastard, what's the point of bullying a widowed old lady? Fight me!" At this moment, the bald man wearing a big gold chain roared angrily.

I turned to look at him, and I was so close to crying.

This old lady is really fighting, ten of you are not enough for her to fight, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending to be?

Seeing me in a daze, the bald man suddenly rolled up the sleeve on his right arm, exposing the tattoo, and shook at me: "Boy, come and fight me!"

I took a closer look, took a deep breath, and clasped my fists at the big brother: "Piggy Peppa has tattoos on her body, and the applause is given to the public, big brother, I admit it!"

Damn it, on the arm of such a big guy, there is actually a tattoo of a pink and pink piggy Peppa, he really is a social person!

After finishing speaking, I turned my head and gritted my teeth and said to Granny Gu in a low voice: "You have the guts, you can hide past the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day, just wait and see."

"Hmph... I feel relieved when I see you back." Grandma Gu smiled at me and let go of her hand.

I didn't linger too long, I turned around and walked out of the alley.

There are so many people watching, and there is a social elder brother of Peppa Pig. If I really do something to Granny Gu, I will be poked to death in this alley by these people tonight.

Behind him, there was a burst of cheers soon.

Paralyzed, this treats me like a hooligan!

Don't mention it, I frowned, walked out of the alley, lit a cigarette and smoked it hard, leaned in the corner, and looked back at Granny Gu's fruit shop in the alley from time to time.

Didn't the old lady have already left?

Why come back to me now, and open a fruit shop next door to me. Instead of doing a good job of raising Gu, you actually start a fruit business, isn’t it nonsense?

"No! We must find a chance to find out the real purpose of this old woman." I threw away the cigarette butt, stomped it out fiercely, and squinted at Granny Gu's fruit shop. In a short time, her shop has closed , The movement just now also subsided.

I put my hands in my trouser pockets and went back to Siyintang with a dejected expression.

Granny Gu suddenly appeared next door to me, this feeling always makes me feel mysterious.

This is one of the four masters in southern Shu!

Even though her purpose is really as simple as she said, it still gives me a feeling of dread.

This is the same as a tiger lying on the head of the bed at home, who can sleep soundly?

Who knows when this tiger suddenly went berserk, bared its claws and bit my head.

Back to Siyintang.

Monk Sanjie and Wang Dachui had already eaten a bag of oranges, and they sat down on the sofa.

Seeing me coming in, Wang Dahammer patted his belly and said, "Fengzi, this old lady's oranges are really delicious, have you bought them yet? I think I can still eat a few more."

I chuckled: "Fatty black, if you know who the old lady is, you don't want to eat it."

"Who?" Wang Dachui asked.

"Grandma Gu."

"What the hell?"

Wang Dachui and Monk Sanjie sat up straight at the same time.

I shrugged and grinned, numb, throwing up, I can't do it alone, can I?Of course good brothers have to share the blessings!

Then, I said: "It's the old woman who fought with us back then, and released countless fleshy maggots from her body when she disagreed with her."

"Ugh..." Wang Dachui and Monk Sanjie turned blue immediately, got up and rushed to the toilet.

Chapter 1186 hit the door!

Early the next morning.

I was sleeping soundly, when suddenly I heard the bedroom door slam, followed by Wang Dahammer's shout: "Fengzi, don't sleep, hit, hit the door."

I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Wang Dachui's ass burning with anxiety, and asked blankly, "What's calling?"

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I suddenly thought of Granny Gu in the alley next door, and immediately woke up.

Was it revealed so quickly?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly got up and put on my clothes, then went to the hall with Wang Dahammer.

With the strength of Grandma Gu, Monk Sanjie can't stand it up. Although the cute little zombie can stand it up, he can't play with his heart.

As soon as I arrived at the living room, I saw Granny Gu sitting on the sofa with a warm smile on her face, like an old lady next door.

Monk Sanjie sat beside him holding the cute little zombie, staring nervously at Granny Gu.

Based on his posture of holding the little zombie, it is estimated that once Grandma Gu makes any changes, the two bald men can throw the cute little zombie out to block the knife without even thinking about it.

"What are you doing here?" I asked, frowning.

Back then, Grandma Gu betrayed me and helped me, I wondered about it, and I was really grateful to her.

But being grateful doesn't mean I can let her tiger sit on the head of my bed, not to mention that she hit my door early in the morning.

I can't stand this matter!

"Neighbors, of course they are here to visit." Granny Gu looked at me with a smile, and pointed to the coffee table.

I just saw that there were two big bags of fruit on the coffee table, one bag of apples and one bag of oranges.

groove!

What the hell is a door-to-door gift?

Wang Dachui beside him said in horror: "Old woman, what kind of Gu is in your fruit?"

"Under the Gu?" Granny Gu smiled slightly, her expression suddenly turned cold: "You ate the oranges from the old man last night, and now you don't feel a sharp pain in your stomach and intestines, as if they are mixed together? Didn't you feel like there was something on you? Is there a squirm in your stomach?"

"vomit……"

Wang Dachui and Monk Sanjie who was sitting on the sofa changed their expressions at the same time, let out a retching sound, and then both of them rushed into the toilet together.

I frowned and looked at Granny Gu, she said this purely to scare Wang Sledgehammer and Monk Sanjie, if there were really Gu insects in the fruit, the three of us would have suffered last night, we can't wait until now.

However, this is about the same as psychological suggestion.

We all know that she is a master of Gu, and this old woman's behavior is also very sinister and vicious. I ate her fruit last night. Now that she mentions it like this, the subconscious will feel disgusted.

Not to mention Wang Dahui and Monk Sanjie, even I felt the pain in my stomach, but I could suppress it.

I sat on the sofa, took out a cigarette and lit one, and motioned to Granny Gu again: "Smoking?"

"Little kid's cigarettes are boring." Granny Gu shook her head, and then took out a cigarette stick from her pocket, a very old tobacco stick, with smoky yellow on the top, and the wooden stick was somewhat moth-eaten.

However, the pipe is still shiny, with thick smoke oil stored inside, and the cigarette holder is also made of jade, which is crystal clear.

My grandpa used to smoke cigarette rods, and I am familiar with this stuff, but Grandma Gu's cigarette rod must have been around for a long time, and it is also very valuable.

It is estimated that it will become an antique when it is auctioned.

After she took out the tobacco rod, she took out a black cloth cigarette pouch from her belt, squeezed a handful of dark and wet stuff into the smoke pot, and then took out another yellow talisman Shaking his hands, he lit a flame and lit the smoke pot.

Look, the master smokes, pretending to be like a shadow, and there is a lighter on the coffee table, so you have to use the yellow talisman to play it out.

However, the thing she smoked, why does it look like... opium?

I've seen this thing a lot when watching movies before, and it looks very similar.

No wonder my cigarettes are boring, this old woman is already smoking opium, my cigarettes are so boring.

After lighting it, Grandma Gu clicked on the cigarette holder and took a deep puff. Following her inhalation, I saw the opium in the cigarette pot burning quickly with sparks, and the top part had already turned white.

I couldn't help being a little worried, dammit, the vaping is so violent, this old lady is going to die in my shop.

Immediately afterwards, Grandma Gu exhaled another puff of thick smoke, just like the exhaust of a car, blowing towards her face.

I didn't have time to hold my breath, the smell was quite pleasant, with a scent of unknown origin, refreshing.

After taking a sip, I feel that the whole person has a lot of energy.

Damn it, I've only heard of second-hand smokers before. Did I smoke second-hand smoke?

"How about the smoke, old man?" Granny Gu smiled slightly.

I gave her a thumbs up: "As long as you don't die in my store, then your cigarettes are really good!"

Granny Gu smiled, and pointed to the fruit on the table: "Eat oranges."

I shook my head, smoking a cigarette, looking at her warily.

Granny Gu smiled and picked up two oranges and put them aside, then peeled one and ate it, and said to me, "I'll just eat two, and I'll give you the rest."

I was shocked suddenly, numb, bullying me for not reading enough?

This paragraph has been played badly on the Internet, okay?

This old woman is purely taking advantage of me!

I saw Granny Gu eating oranges and smoking a cigarette in high spirits, I got a little impatient and asked, "Tell me, what is the purpose of coming to my store?"

Granny Gu took a puff of cigarettes, rolled her eyes, her lips trembled, and she seemed to be in high spirits. After a few seconds, she looked at me with a smile: "I'm here to visit my neighbors."

"Old woman, this is not the street now, and you don't have Peppa Pig to support you." I clenched my fists and glared at Granny Gu.

The old woman's speech and behavior always seemed to be teasing me.

My buddy has no patience to beep with her anymore, if I don't tell the purpose, I'll just drive her away!

Granny Gu took another puff of the cigarette stick, exhaled thick smoke, her eyes became a little erratic, and she smiled: "Where is Old Ghost Chen's spiritual position?"

I was stunned for a moment, looked at the fruits on the table, and said, "Don't tell me, you are here to pay homage to my grandfather."

Granny Gu showed her big yellow teeth, and laughed loudly: "A sacrifice? Old ghost Chen can't bear the sacrifice of the old man, but after fighting together for so many years, he suddenly died, so the old man just came to see."

"Take me to see that old ghost's spiritual position." After speaking, Granny Gu got up and picked up two big bags of fruit.

I frowned, although what she said was awesome, but after all, she came to "pay homage" to my grandfather, so this matter can't stop her.

She and my grandfather are both the four great masters in southern Sichuan. After fighting for so many years, they are probably like the heroes in martial arts novels, and they have some sympathy for each other.

After a moment of hesitation, I stood up and said, "Come with me."

Then, I took Granny Gu to the main room in the backyard.

After returning to Siyintang, I set up the spiritual seat of my grandfather here. When I was at home, I offered three sticks of incense in the morning, noon and evening.

In the middle of the main room, there is the grandpa's spiritual tablet.

"Well, it's not bad." Granny Gu nodded while tapping on the cigarette stick.

"He's my grandfather, of course I have to make it better." I said.

As soon as the words fell, Granny Gu looked at me sideways, and said with a sneer, "Your grandfather? It's just an old bastard!"

As she said that, she suddenly threw out the two big bags of fruit in her hand, and knocked over my grandpa's spirit card with a bang.

"You are looking for death!" I exploded at that time, and I raised my fist and threw it at Granny Gu.

But this old man seemed to know how to predict, and he dodged it as soon as he bent down, and rushed to the front of the altar with a lunge, then picked up the cigarette stick in his hand and slammed it on my grandfather's spiritual tablet On: "Old ghost, you are not worthy of this offering!"

pat!

With a crisp sound, I was stunned and my eyes widened. Grandpa's spiritual tablet was smashed by Grandma Gu... torn apart!

Chapter 1187

At that time, I was completely stunned, and there was a buzzing in my head.

He stared at the torn spirit tablet with widened eyes.

But Granny Gu's cold laughter sounded beside her ears: "Old ghost, you are not worthy of this offering! You are not worthy of this offering..."

She kept murmuring, as if in a daze, her eyes shone with a chill down the spine.

"Damn old woman, you are courting death!" I came back to my senses, the anger in my chest erupted like a volcano, and I raised my fist and threw it at Granny Gu.

Granny Gu reacted quickly, she raised her palm and met my fist.

bang!

Fist and palm clashed, Grandma Gu staggered backwards from my blow, and hit the altar of the god master, knocking the offerings on it to the ground.