I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

I smiled helplessly. When I used to watch TV, I thought it was ridiculous to kill people who were about to die, but now, memories flooded my mind.

My grandfather, Wang Dahammer, Liu Changge, Zhou Xiaoqing... Familiar faces appeared in my mind.

But I don't regret it, so what if I risked my life to save Zhou Xiaoqing?

"He is my grandson, how dare you!" Suddenly, an angry shout came from the direction of the ghost gate in the distance.

Chapter 165 Domineering Grandpa

The sound suddenly sounded like a thunderbolt from the blue, deafening and echoing on Huangquan Road.

boom!

Almost at the same time, a violent blood-colored wind swept over me, and I closed my eyes subconsciously.

But after waiting for two seconds, the expected severe pain never appeared. I opened my eyes strangely, only to find that the ghost king's large mace had stopped about ten centimeters from my forehead.

At this time, the ghost king was looking towards the direction of the gate of hell with a look of shock and anger, his eyes as big as copper bells subconsciously narrowed, a little apprehensive.

that voice!

I reacted abruptly, and excitedly looked towards the direction of the gate of hell: "Grandpa!"

"Stinky boy, you are really a killer." Grandpa's voice sounded again.

I suddenly became ecstatic, this is called another village where the mountains are poor and the rivers are full of doubts and no way out!

I thought I was going to die at first, but my grandpa actually appeared, and he yelled angrily, scaring the ghost king to a halt.

With the ghost king's expression in front of him right now, he definitely loves my grandpa!

Just as I was getting excited, I saw a figure walking slowly in the direction of the ghost gate, it was Grandpa.

But when I saw Grandpa's appearance clearly, the corner of my mouth couldn't help twitching, and I slapped my forehead. I was paralyzed and couldn't look at it!

When other people appear on the stage, just take Black and White Impermanence Ghost King and the others as an example, the red yin energy is overwhelming, and the whole thing has to be exploded with thunder at every turn. The scene needs to be as compelling as it is!

But what about my grandpa?

My grandfather is wrapped in a bath towel, yes, it is Te Niang's bath towel!

Grandpa was originally a little skinny, but when the towel was wrapped around his body, it was like being wrapped around an electric pole, revealing two skinny and bare arms, and both calves were full of foot hair, which was too long and knotted , wearing a pair of hotel-like cloth slippers on her feet, how many silks are there!

With his attire, how could he go to hell?It is clear that he intends to go to the bathhouse to take a bath!

It is estimated that my grandfather is the only one who dares to dress up like this to go to the underworld.

The ghost king in front of him, and the black and white impermanence, impermanence envoy, and Gu Xingchen who were not far away all fell silent, and the road to Huangquan was suddenly dead silent. It is estimated that they were all shocked by my grandfather's appearance.

But my grandpa didn't care at all, he walked over in figure-splayed steps wearing cloth slippers, and from time to time he would reach out and rub his crotch vigorously, and almost tore the bath towel off his body several times.

I was terrified when I saw it. If my grandpa really tore off the bath towel, he would probably be the No. 1 one who dared to run naked on Huangquan Road. Just thinking about that scene, I feel even more perverted than perverted.

"Chen Daolin!" The ghost king in front of him squinted his eyes, and the red yin energy on his body was quietly churning: "Why are you here?"

"If I don't come, won't my grandson be killed by you?" My grandfather walked over without stopping, raised his finger and said to the ghost king, "let my grandson go, or I will never end with you."

Domineering!

I was so excited that I almost flew up. Although my grandfather's dress is very sloppy, what he said is so domineering!

Just now when Black and White Impermanence confronted the Ghost King, they were still cautious, but now my grandfather opened his mouth and began to challenge!

"Huh!" The ghost king snorted coldly, stared at my grandfather and shouted: "You have a good grandson. how?"

My heart skipped a beat, but the ghost king didn't really drop the mace, it seems that he was really afraid of my grandpa.

"I don't care if you act impartially. Anyway, you can't touch my grandson. When does our Chen Jiayin do things according to the rules of the underworld?" My grandfather stopped about five meters away from me, with his left hand on his hip and his right finger Looking at the ghost king, he looked like an old dick: "Besides, my grandson hid ghosts and ran to Huangquan Road to snatch them. It's for your face, don't you don't know what to do."

Give face to the handsome ghost king?

I was stunned on the spot, and stared dumbfounded at the opposite grandfather wrapped in a towel. What he said, Niubi was blown to the sky!

As far as my grandpa is so domineering, if you give him a monkey, he can fly into the sky!

What kind of Yin waiter would dare to talk to Shuai Yin like that?

boom!

As soon as the words fell, the red yin energy on the ghost king in front of me formed a five-meter-diameter pillar of blood-colored yin energy and shot up into the sky. The ghost king's red wavy hair danced wildly, and his face was full of ferociousness: "Chen Daolin, don't make unreasonable words!"

The ghost king is angry!

I was enveloped by the ghost king's coercion, as if I was going mad, my body twitched violently, and I felt like I was going to be killed in a few minutes.

But what I didn't expect was that my grandfather was not at all cowardly, he took out a handful of his crotch lightly, and said, "I'm going to be unreasonable. If you don't accept it, you bite me?"

After finishing speaking, grandpa looked at me and shouted, "Guild son, why don't you come here soon?"

I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously glanced at the ghost king in front of me, who was so red and so angry that he looked like my aunt's blood collapsed. There is such a big pile of sticks here, how can I get there?

My grandpa saw what I was thinking, and waved his hands indifferently: "Grandpa is here, I'm afraid he'll throw a ball, come here, he doesn't dare to do anything to you."

Grandpa has already talked about this point, if I don't move anymore, wouldn't I be a fool?

Besides, judging from Chong Guiwang's reaction to black and white impermanence and my grandpa, this guy is probably really stunned by my grandpa.

I took a deep breath, got up nervously, and walked cautiously in the direction of my grandfather. After taking two steps, I looked back and found that the ghost king hadn't caught up. I immediately became excited and my brain twitched. , and said to the Ghost King: "Ah, weren't you quite awesome just now? Why don't you jump around now?"

"Bastard! Go to hell!" As soon as he finished speaking, the ghost king immediately swept towards me like a mad dog, raising his mace.

I was so frightened that my skull was about to fly, and I was suppressed by the ghost king's coercion. I couldn't move at all, so I shouted anxiously: "Grandpa, help me."

"Hit my grandson, you're going to die!" Almost at the same time, my grandfather rushed in front of me with his cloth slippers on, and kicked the ghost king's mace flying with a "bang", and the strong wind directly knocked me over. The dog gnawed.

"Master, are you really bullying me for fun?" After being suppressed by the ghost king so many times, I was already full of anger. Since I was a child, I have never been so aggrieved!

Just now, black and white impermanence couldn't suppress the ghost king, so I didn't dare to explode, now my grandpa is here!My grandpa is so awesome!

If I let the ghost king bully me again, wouldn't I really be a grandson?

I didn't care about the pain in my body, turned over and got up, and said the mantra: "The gods of the nine directions, listen to my orders, the generals will lead the army, the heavenly soldiers will punish evil, order!"

I pointed the sword finger of my right hand at the ghost king, and a beam of golden light flew out directly. At this moment, the ghost king leaped into the air with a mace in his hand and smashed it at my grandfather.

Originally, my "Heavenly Soldiers Punishing Evil Curse" was intended to hit his chest. After all, this guy is two meters tall, and my horizontal right hand pointed out that it was almost at the position of his chest, but this guy who is so alive has to jump up!

In the next second, the golden light of the "Heavenly Soldiers Punishing Evil Curse" just happened to hit the Ghost King's... crotch impartially!

boom!

The golden light shattered, and the originally menacing Ghost King let out a stern scream of "Aww" echoing on Huangquan Road, and fell back to the ground with a thud, threw away the mace, and jumped up on the spot with his hands on his crotch, as thick as The sound of beating the drum became a little thinner: "Bastard, bastard, bastard!"

Chapter 166

What the hell!

I stared dumbfounded at the ghost king who was jumping across the crotch, and I didn't realize it. Yaya's legs, I exploded the ghost king's bird?

"Good job!" The grandfather on the opposite side turned around and gave me a thumbs up.

When I was praised by him, I immediately felt like crying to death. Originally, the ghost king had a kind of obsessive hatred for me, and he wanted to kill me. Now I exploded his bird. The ghost king still has to think of ways to punish me to death?

"You bastard! You should be damned!" The Ghost King's shrill roar rang out, and the Yin Qi exploded and overwhelmingly rushed towards me.

I was so frightened that I almost peed out on the spot, and suddenly a figure flashed in front of my eyes: "Ghost King, can you try playing with Chen Feng?"

"Grandpa!" I looked at the grandpa in front of me, little stars were about to appear in his eyes, although he looks like an old man with a bath towel wrapped around him now, but in my eyes, this is a male god!

"Chen Daolin, do you swear to be my enemy?" The ghost king stopped, his eyes as big as copper bells were about to burst into flames, he didn't dare to rush forward.

"Oh shit, you're such a brat, you're going to kill my grandson, I can still watch?" My grandfather reached out and grabbed the towel that was about to fall, and said, "Besides, you are qualified to fight with me Are you an enemy? There are two ways for you, either get lost, or lose your soul."

Niubi!Niubi has a big hair!

I used to think that grandpa was an old hooligan who likes to peek at people taking a bath, but now that I look at it, this is definitely a hidden master!

However, I didn't dare to startle, after all, in front of me was the Handsome Ghost King of Ten Temples.

A boss at this level has stood in the underworld for thousands of years, and his strength is definitely not a bragging. If the ghost king is really determined to kill me, I am really not sure whether my grandfather can resist.

As far as my grandpa likes to brag about his piss, I still have some doubts that his saying that he wants to kill the ghost king is purely bragging and bluffing.

boom!

Just as he was worried, the Ghost King on the opposite side suddenly exploded with red Yin Qi, like a sky cannon, flying into the sky with a tail of red Yin Qi more than ten meters long, and disappeared in the cloud of Yin Qi over Huangquan Road.

In the distance, the ghost king's voice came: "Chen Daolin, if you have the guts, you will protect him for the rest of your life, but this kid has a mysterious Yin body, and he will probably come down to the underworld in less than a year. At that time, I will see how you protect him! "

I stared blankly at the direction where the ghost king disappeared, paralyzed, it's a beast!

The majestic ghost king, I've blown his bird, but he was actually scared away by my grandpa!

If I take this matter out, I can brag about it for the rest of my life!

"Stinky boy, why do you have nothing to do?" At this moment, my grandfather turned around and kicked my ass.

I let out a scream of "ah", rubbed my buttocks and looked at my grandfather resentfully: "Zhou Xiaoqing has been arrested. If I don't save her, she will be sent to the Hall of the Underworld to be punished to the eighteenth floor of hell."

"Hmph, didn't I tell you to settle the yin and yang debts as soon as possible?" My grandfather frowned and stared at me angrily, "I was originally a short-lived ghost, and another catastrophe is coming, so what are you doing?" ?”

As he said that, Grandpa raised his hand and poked me on the forehead. I dodged to the side and shrugged helplessly: "Grandpa, it's not my fault. Zhou Xiaoqing and I were simply tricked."

"Who dares to trick you?" My grandfather was taken aback for a moment.

"I have already settled the matter of Zhou Xiaoqing's yin and yang debts, but Zhou Xiaoqing's resentment had not had time to dissipate, and he was arrested by the two impermanent envoys and the shaman to avenge their personal revenge. If it hadn't been for the last moment, Zhou Xiaoqing would have helped me open the shady position , I have to be brought down by them too." As I said that, I turned around and pointed to Gu Xingchen and the two impermanent envoys in the distance.

Paralyzed, Feng Shui turns, come to my house this year.

The ghost king was scared away by my grandfather, and with my grandfather covering him, it's time to settle the matter afterwards!

Revenge, definitely revenge!

Thinking about it, I grinned and shouted at Gu Xingchen and the two impermanent envoys: "You three guys, weren't you pretty awesome before? Now some kind come up and beat me!"

The faces of Gu Xingchen and Wuchangshi on the opposite side were not to mention how ugly they were, as if they had eaten Xiang and their teeth were stuck. Almost at the moment I finished speaking, Gu Xingchen in the distance suddenly turned around like a mountain mouse. Just ran in the direction of the gate of hell.

The speed of this grandson is very fast. By the time I realized it, he had rushed out of the ghost gate and disappeared.

"Damn it, this grandson runs fast enough!" I stared in the direction of the gate of hell, dumbfounded. Damn, when I was hit just now, I was blown away. Now that my grandpa is here, this grandson turns around and runs away. Without hesitation, it was too shameless.

But this grandson is not stupid. Now that the ghost king is gone, my grandfather and Impermanence can kill him in seconds.

But Gu Xingchen can run, but the two impermanences can't!

They are ghost messengers from the underworld, and they have jobs!

Seeing that Gu Xingchen had run away, the two impermanent teachers burst into tears on the spot, the corners of their mouths twitched as if they had a stroke, and their whole bodies trembled.

The Impermanence Envoy in the white suit was the first to react, and knelt on the ground with a bang: "My lord, we were wrong, please forgive me, my lord."

The Impermanence Envoy in the black suit also reacted, and knelt on the ground with a bang: "My lord, please forgive me."

Niubi?Didn't you treat me very well before?Why are you acting like a grandson at this time?

I looked at the two Wuchangshi who were begging for mercy on the opposite side, as if I had been constipated for several years and suddenly pulled out, the whole body felt comfortable.

Damn, it feels like a backstage, so fucking cool!

Before I could speak, the grandfather next to me stepped forward and glared at the two impermanent envoys opposite: "It's you two bastards again. I warned you last time, and you dared to plot against my grandson."

As he said that, my grandfather turned around and rushed to Black and White Wuchang not far away, and said, "Seventh and Eighth Lords, they belong to you, so tell me what to do."

boom!

A burst of red yin energy suddenly erupted from Bai Wuchang's body, and hit the two impermanent envoys. Before the two impermanent envoys could utter a scream, they turned into dots of white light, and their souls flew away!

I shivered suddenly, this white impermanence is also cruel enough, without farting a single fart, the souls of the two impermanences were scattered.

"Master Chen, are you satisfied with this?" Bai Wuchang asked my grandfather with a smile after killing the two Wuchang envoys.

My grandfather nodded: "Well, not bad."

At this time, Black and White Impermanence also brought Zhou Xiaoqing over. The girl Zhou Xiaoqing must have been terrified by the scene just now, and the whole area was surrounded. I called out twice before she realized, and she let out a "wow" cry He threw himself into my arms: "Xiao Fengfeng, you scared the baby to death."

"It's okay, I'm covered by my grandpa. It's all over." I looked at Zhou Xiaoqing who was crying in my arms, and I was relieved. After going through so many twists and turns, I finally saved this silly girl.

Just as I was thinking about it, my grandfather suddenly grabbed my hand, pulled Zhou Xiaoqing and me apart, and glared at me: "Chen Feng, there is something wrong with your mind!"

I looked at my grandfather in astonishment, but my grandfather turned around and pushed the startled Zhou Xiaoqing to Black and White Wuchang: "Seventh Lord and Eighth Lord, please send this girl to reincarnation."