I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

After the first experience, the drawing of the talisman will be much smoother this time, and by the third time, a "Tongyin talisman" was successfully drawn.

Liu Changge took a look at the "Tong Yin Talisman" in my hand, and frowned: "Who is this little Liuzi? I haven't heard of such a number one person in the underworld."

"A person who begged me to be his big brother." I smiled, and then took the "Yin Tong Talisman" and recited the spell: "The darkness is nine, the yellow talisman is a letter, pierces the nether world, prays to the underworld, hurry up Like a law!"

puff!

As soon as the words fell, the "Yin Tong Talisman" in my hand burned into a ball of flames. I let go of my fingers, and the flames fell. Just as they were about to hit the ground, a whirlwind suddenly "huh", and the flames flew away. up.

Immediately afterwards, there was a gust of gloomy wind in the room, and Xiao Liuzi's wretched figure appeared in the whirlwind.

As soon as he saw me, Xiao Liuzi grinned and rushed towards me: "Brother, I miss you so much."

I was so scared that I hurriedly dodged to the side, Yaya's legs, when this guy said this line with his appearance and smile, he really looked like a gay pervert.

"Why are you!" Suddenly, Liu Changge beside me exclaimed.

I turned to look at him: "Do you know Xiao Liuzi?"

Before Liu Changge could speak, Xiao Liuzi suddenly coughed twice, and asked Liu Changge strangely: "Boy, I had a grandfather before I died. He lived to be 110 years old. Do you know why he lived so long?"

"why?"

Liu Changge and I asked Xiao Liuzi in wonder at the same time.

Xiao Liuzi sneered, "Because he doesn't meddle in other people's business."

"Damn!" I couldn't help cursing, and Liu Changge's face turned red, and he almost vomited blood from anger.

I subconsciously glanced at Liu Changge, a little puzzled. His reaction must be that he knew Xiao Liuzi's real identity. What Xiao Liuzi said just now was obviously to prevent Liu Changge from revealing his identity.

To be honest, I'm quite curious about Xiao Liuzi, who just popped up out of nowhere. The most important thing is that this kid calls me big brother one by one. It must have something to do with my previous life. Otherwise, with my current situation, why should I? Let him call me big brother?

By appearance?

I do have good looks, but it's not easy to use in the underworld!

"Understood." Liu Changge calmed down and said something to Xiao Liuzi.

I was confused on the spot, Yaya's legs, is this girl the Liu Changge I know?With his pissing nature, shouldn't he go up and kick Xiao Liuzi's crotch?

"Hey..." I was wondering, when Xiao Liuzi's obscene smiling face came up to me, rubbing his hands together, "Brother, why are you calling me up in such a hurry?"

Speaking of this matter, I didn't bother to care about Xiao Liuzi's identity anymore, I didn't hide it, and said directly: "Fuck the king of ghosts!"

"Damn it! Big Brother, the Ghost King is so ugly, you also like him? His taste is so strong!" Xiao Liuzi looked at me in surprise.

I kicked his ass angrily: "Get out, I want to deal with the ghost king, I need your help! You already know about Zhou Xiaoqing, right?"

Xiao Liuzi's face turned gloomy, and he frowned and thought for two seconds: "Brother, I wanted to tell you last time, but black and white are impermanent, but you have to think carefully about dealing with the ghost king. The leader of the Great Yin Shuai, dealing with him is no joke."

"Afraid of a ball, if you say you want to play him, just play him!" I said with my fists clenched.

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Liuzi's gloomy and wretched face suddenly showed a wretched and explosive smile like a blooming chrysanthemum, and gave me a thumbs up excitedly: "Beautiful! This is my eldest brother, the ghost king dares to harm my sister-in-law, Let's kill him together!"

I was taken aback by Xiaoliuzi's reaction, damn it, just now I thought he was cowardly when I looked at his face, but now this reaction is so mother-like, it looks more exciting than me!

As he said that, Xiao Liuzi put his arm around my shoulder, and patted his chest with the other and asked me excitedly: "Brother, tell me, why do you hate the ghost king? Bao Ju or cut Xiaojiji? If it doesn't work, I'll go to hell Brother Piao, come up, it's his turn to say hello!"

Chapter 202 Plan [First Update]

"Can you stop being so heavy-handed? We are dealing with the ghost king, not forcibly attacking the ghost king!" I scolded Xiao Liuzi with a black line on my forehead.

Regardless of his appearance or personality, this guy looks like a 24K pure gay guy. I don't know how many tastes I had in my previous life, so I actually let him be my younger brother.

"Dele, big brother, what should I do? Just say it." Xiao Liuzi's face was full of excitement, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

I thought for a while and said, "I will set up an formation with Brother Liu. Tonight at twelve o'clock, you will be responsible for bringing the Ghost King up. As long as you lead him into the formation, we can do whatever we want with him. "

As soon as he finished speaking, the room fell silent.

Xiao Liuzi's excited expression suddenly froze on his face, and Liu Changge at the side also looked at me with a confused expression.

I felt a little nervous when I was watched by them, and I asked, "What's wrong?"

"Brother, are you sure that dealing with the Ghost King is not a joke?" Xiao Liuzi said in a daze.

"Sure!" I nodded, and Xiao Liuzi immediately stared at me with a mournful expression on his dead father: "But your method seems to be a joke! That's the top ten handsome ghost kings, Do you think you are the five scum of war?"

Before I could speak, Liu Changge on the side also sighed and said, "Fengzi, why do I feel that you are leading us to die?"

"Be a fool, don't worry, I'm sure." I said with a smile, just kidding, do you really think my buddy is lying in the hospital these days?

Ordinary formations may not be enough to deal with the ghost king, but the formations in "The Shocking Book" are all comparable!

Seeing that they still didn't believe me, I explained again: "The formation in my book can deal with the ghost king, and this time our purpose is not to kill the ghost king, but to teach him a lesson, he won't fight us desperately Knocked."

In fact, ever since I found out that Zhou Xiaoqing was thrown into Iron Tree Hell and decided to take revenge, I have been thinking about how to deal with the ghost king.

This person and ghost seem quite different, but in reality, they are similar, they all have one thing in common - fear of death!

With my current strength, it is definitely impossible to kill the ghost king, but it is still possible to teach him a lesson.

Although the Ghost King walks arrogantly as if he is hanging towards the sky, I bet that his grandson is absolutely afraid of death!

Once he burps, all his previous efforts to climb to the position of Yin Shuai will be in vain.

The underworld is so big, my grandfather told me when the underworld was still alive, the underworld is too big, and the forces are intricate, there are those who help our Chen family, and some who want to harm our Chen family.

The same reasoning applies to the Ghost King. He sits in the position of handsome yin, so there may be many yin divisions secretly coveting that position.

As long as the ghost king goes out with a little brain, he won't even have to beat us to death. Once he knocks himself seriously injured, it's tantamount to giving a chance to those yin divisions who covet his status as a shady handsome man!

This is the same as some rich and powerful people in Yangjian. When they are still at the bottom, they may risk their lives to fight, but after reaching a certain level, they are definitely more afraid of death than anyone else.

Compared with the ghost king, among the three of us, at least I am not afraid of death. Anyway, I have less than a year to live, and barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes. He certainly won't fight us to the death.

"That book?" Liu Changge reacted, touched his chin with his right hand and nodded: "Well, then I think this matter can be done."

"What book?" Xiao Liuzi beside him asked blankly.

I didn't even think about explaining, so I turned my head and put my arms around Xiao Liuzi's shoulders and said earnestly, "Little Liuzi, only you can do this. Although we haven't floated over and carried guns together, you call me big brother. We are also brothers, and the eldest brother has never begged you, this time I will be the eldest brother and beg you, can you do this?"

After finishing speaking, I felt a little uneasy. In fact, the most critical part this time is Xiaoliuzi. After all, Liu Changge and I can still arrange the formation, but the key is how to lead the ghost king to the underworld.

The top ten yin commanders usually don't come to the underworld for a walk. If Xiao Liuzi loses the pick, then the plan to deal with the ghost king will basically come to naught.

But what I didn't expect was that just after I finished speaking, Xiao Liuzi's facial features suddenly distorted and cried out with an "Aww": "Brother, I didn't expect you to value me so much, don't worry, I will definitely take care of this for you Sure." As he said that, the kid rubbed his nose on my shoulder.

I was dumbfounded on the spot, Yaya's legs, I just fooled around, as for being so moved?

Besides, a ghost, where's the snot and tears?

Xiao Liuzi cried for 2 minutes, wiped her nose, and looked at me firmly: "Brother, wait for my good news."

After finishing speaking, the yin energy on this kid whirled into a whirlwind, and he was about to go underground, but suddenly, he stopped again and looked back at me: "Well, brother, I suggest that The formation is arranged near the abandoned Town God's Temple in the south of the city."

"What the hell?" I was shocked, but at this moment Xiaoliuzi suddenly "hushed" the wind, like a gopher, burrowed into the ground and disappeared.

I stared blankly at the place where Xiao Liuzi disappeared, and didn't react for a long time.

Is Xiaoliuzi playing tricks on me?

Let me arrange the formation to deal with the ghost king in the Chenghuang Temple. Although that temple is abandoned, the Chenghuang Lord inside is still there!Isn't this rushing to let the City God deal with us?

At this moment, Liu Changge patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile, "I think you're really good at fooling people?"

"Come on, it's Xiaoliuzi Erbi." I came to my senses and asked with some confusion: "Is it true that the formation is arranged near the Town God's Temple?"

"Listen to him, I won't cheat you." Liu Changge smiled.

I frowned, a little curious: "What is Xiaoliuzi's origin?"

Liu Changge gave me a blank look: "He won't let me tell."

"Damn!" I couldn't help cursing, and couldn't help but become more curious about Xiao Liuzi's identity.

But since Xiao Liuzi and Liu Changge both said so, I also decided to arrange the formation near the abandoned Town God's Temple in the south of the city.

Liu Changge and I didn't delay much, so we took a lot of yellow paper, cinnabar, candles and a big bundle of red rope, filled the trunk and back seat of Liu Changge's Audi car, and went out, and then asked Liu Changge to drive there At the farmer's market, I bought more than [-] roosters, and bought more than a dozen black dogs from a relationship. Finally, I rented a truck to pull all these things and headed for the Temple of the City God.

The Town God’s Temple in the south of the city is very remote, it’s outside Anzhou County. When I was a child, this place was very popular with incense, but later a Town God’s Temple was built in Fucheng City, and the Town God’s Temple in our small county town was abandoned. Usually, there is no one at all. Come.

When Liu Changge and I arrived at Chenghuang Temple with a truckload of "equipment", it was already past six in the afternoon, and there was no one around.

Surrounded by trees, the ground is overgrown with weeds. There is only a gravel road leading to the entrance of the Town God's Temple, which is covered with fallen leaves. The Town God's Temple stands alone in the forest. The gate of the temple is closed tightly. Cut, very dilapidated.

After we unloaded the goods, Liu Changge asked me sweating profusely: "Fengzi, what kind of formation are you planning to arrange? Do you need so many things?"

I smiled, and took out a blueprint, which I copied completely from the formation in the "Shocking Book" when I was in the hospital.

Liu Changge frowned and took the blueprint and looked at it. He trembled as if struck by lightning, and asked me with a frown: "Are you sure you don't want to kill the ghost king?"

Chapter 203 Feng Ling Zhu Jue Formation 【Second Update】

"No." I said, "I think, with our strength, we can't be killed."

"That's true." Liu Changge nodded, then looked down at the formation drawing with relish, and sighed while looking at it: "This Lingzhujue formation seems to have been lost in the Yin-Yang world, you actually know, amazing my brother."

I smiled, didn't say anything, turned around and took three scented candles and a wad of yellow paper money into the Temple of the City God.

As the saying goes, "Worship the gods at the temple", tonight Liu Changge and I are playing with the ghost king at the gate of the City God, so why don't we give some benefits to worship the mountain first?

I entered the Town God's Temple from the place where the temple wall collapsed. At this time, the sun had not set yet, but as soon as I entered the temple, I felt cold and swishing, an indescribable feeling.

For too long, the yard was full of weeds and some rubble, and some places were covered with cobwebs.

I didn't take it seriously, and walked into the City God's Hall. The hall was a dilapidated scene, the statue of the City God was covered with cobwebs, the altar was covered with thick dust, and the candlesticks and incense burners were also down.

I set up the candlestick and the incense burner on the altar, lit the incense and inserted the candles in the incense burner and the candlestick, and then lit the yellow paper money I brought in and burned them on the ground.

Finally, I bowed three times to Lord Chenghuang, and that was the end.

But just when I turned around and was about to walk out of the City God's Hall, a sudden "huh" gust of cool wind blew up, and my back felt a chill. When I turned around suddenly, I saw all the yellow paper money burning on the ground fly up, and they were flying in front of the altar. There was a whirlwind, and then fell to the ground again.

I subconsciously glanced at the statue of Lord Chenghuang. I don't know why, although it's just a clay statue, I always feel like I'm being stared at.

I gulped down a mouthful of saliva, bowed to Lord Chenghuang again, then turned around and ran away.

Many people have a misunderstanding, thinking that once a temple is abandoned, the "spirit" in it will no longer be there, and it will not be effective. In fact, I didn't know until I stepped into the world of yin and yang.

The so-called temple is equivalent to an "office" for the God of the Yin Division, and the statue is a "tool" responsible for receiving ordinary people's prayers.

Take City God as an example, City God was also a human being during his lifetime, so he would naturally like to live in those well-decorated City God Temples, but this does not mean that he will ignore the abandoned City God Temple.

If someone prays in this abandoned City God's Temple, the City God knows it, and it depends on whether he is willing to take care of it.

Similarly, if someone does bad things in a temple like Chenghuang Temple, the Lord Chenghuang will also know about it.

I'm afraid now, it's purely a guilty conscience, after all, I'm going to fight against the ghost king outside the Town God's Temple tonight. Fool, he must know who to help.

I ran out of the Town God's Temple in one breath, and that guy Liu Changge was holding the blueprint of the formation in one hand and the phone in the other, staring solemnly in a daze.

"Brother Liu, what's wrong with you?" I asked a little puzzled.

"No, it's nothing." Liu Changge shook his head and put away his phone.

I saw that his face was not right, as if something happened, and I asked: "What happened, just tell me."

"Fengzi, buddy, for you, I made a very important decision in my life." Liu Changge looked at me seriously, and opened his mouth to confuse me. Before I could react, Liu Changge suddenly slapped me on the ground. He sighed on his forehead: "A girl asked me to go to Rujia tonight, but I refused."

I almost sprayed this bitch to death with a mouthful of old blood. I'm paralyzed, just one less appointment, what the hell is an important decision in life?

How shameless is this bastard?

I was too lazy to argue with Liu Changge, the gun god, so I said, "It's getting late, let's kill the rooster and set up the formation."

Liu Changge sighed depressingly, and then he and I started killing chickens with a knife.

After more than thirty roosters were killed, all the chicken blood was packed in a big bucket. I asked Liu Changge to kill those black dogs, and then I took the chicken blood to draw an array. I can't hold on any longer Time, change hands with him again.

The formation is somewhat similar to the yellow talisman, but it is very different in some places.

Drawing talismans is about being done in one go, and there is no need for formations, but because the scale of formations is much larger than that of talismans, arranging them requires more effort than drawing talismans. Even if the patterns of formations are just a single point, there can be no mistakes.Some powerful formations even require hundreds of people to set up the formation!

With my current strength, I can't arrange the "Feng Ling Zhu Jue Formation" at all. The reason why I started painting first was to increase my experience through practice. Liu Changge also knew what I meant, so he readily agreed.

The place I chose was an open space next to the Town God's Temple, about ten meters wide, and the grass was not deep, so that when drawing the formation pattern, it can also reduce the interference of weeds and cause mistakes.The most important thing is that this place is only three or four meters away from the broken wall of the Town God's Temple, which is the best place to ambush and hide.

I took a deep breath, recalled "Feng Ling Zhu Jue Zhen", and after confirming that it was correct, I took a brush as thick as a baby's arm and dipped it in rooster blood to draw on the ground.