Small farmers dominate the desert island
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Chen Yu replied.
"In the middle of the night, what are you doing here without sleep?"
Two red-eyed men came out of the darkness, still holding spears in their hands.
"Uh...Actually, I'm a philosopher. Seeing that you were slacking off and sleeping there just now, I want to explain the philosophy of life to you."
Chen Yu ran the train with his mouth full, and he was able to fool around for a while, just for a while.
When the two red-eyed people heard this, their faces immediately turned pale.
"You philosopher, don't dare to talk nonsense, we are not lazy."
The two hurried over, Chen Yu cursed inwardly, he quickly lowered his head and buried his eyes in the shadows.
Chapter 1292 The Holy Maiden
Although his eyes are also red, there is still a gap between him and the authentic red-eyed person. If he is discovered, he will be finished.
"Philosopher? Are you a priest?"
The expressions of the two red-eyed people became serious.
"Uh... yes, I am the priest."
"Excuse me, sir, what philosophy are you going to explain to us?"
The red-eyed man continued to chase after him, almost causing Chen Yu to run away and silence the two guys.
"This philosophy, have you seen this chicken leg?"
The two red-eyed people nodded at the same time, indicating that they saw it.
Without further ado, Chen Yu opened his mouth at a strange angle, and swallowed the chicken leg into his mouth in one gulp. His mouth squirmed twice, and a chicken bone spewed out from his mouth.
"This... this is philosophy. A chicken leg without a chicken bone has no soul. Do you understand?"
Seeing that the two of them seemed to understand but half understood, Chen Yu aimed his gaze at a jar of fruit wine next to him.
He was about to lift up the wine jar, but one of the red-eyed people had already given him a hand, and drank the jar of fruit wine in a gulp.
"I understand that a wine jar without wine has no soul."
Chen Yu frowned, and gave him a serious thumbs up.
"The comprehension is very high, but I still want to talk about the soul of the wine jar."
Chen Yu aimed his gaze at another wine jar.
goo goo goo...
Chen Yu finally got his wish and took a sip of water. Yes, this fruit wine is as weak as his water.
However, the problem of dehydration was finally alleviated.
"Okay, my task of promoting philosophy has been completed, you two continue to watch the night, but don't be lazy."
After Chen Yu regained his physical strength, his aura was gradually revealed, giving the two of them a feeling that they dare not ignore.
The two red-eyed people hurriedly waved their hands together: "No, no, we won't be lazy anymore, uh... It seems like we haven't been lazy at all."
"Ok!"
Chen Yu hummed, and went to inspect other places with his hands behind his back.
It is said to be patrolling, but it is actually to find an escape route.
But the foot of the mountain was surrounded by dense forests, and there were countless iron-billed eagles perched on the branches, so Chen Yu had nowhere to go.
At this moment, a rustling sound came from under a tree, which made Chen Yu startled, and quickly lay down on the ground pretending to sleep, but actually opened his eyes a little.
A red-eyed man with a fiery figure walked cautiously in Chen Yu's direction with lovely steps.
"female!"
Chen Yu was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect the woman of the red-eyed tribe to have such a good figure.
The red-eyed woman walked to a place four or five meters away from Chen Yu, then looked around nervously, and quietly took off her pants.
puff……
A ball of nosebleed sprayed out from Chen Yu's nose.
Because, he saw something dark somewhere.
Finally, the woman with red eyes lifted up her pants and was about to leave when Chen Yu suddenly became childlike.
"who are you?"
The red-eyed woman was obviously taken aback.
"I... I am the new priest of the Meisha Clan, what's the matter?"
After hearing this, Chen Yu felt relieved. It turned out that she was the new priestess, so it was much easier to deal with it, and it was easier to deal with than the great priest.
He continued to lie down in the grass, and said in a low and steady tone: "It turned out to be the new priest, why didn't the chief priest report to me?"
The priestess was obviously taken aback.
"Report? The high priest doesn't need to report to anyone. Are you the true god enshrined by our red-eyed clan?"
"True God? Uh... yes, your understanding is very high, and I am the true god enshrined by your red-eyed tribe."
Chen Yu almost pissed himself laughing, this chick obviously didn't tell herself, so of course he went along with the words.
The female priest quickly turned her head, with a look of ヾ????ヾ.
"God, God, can you grant me a wish?"
The priestess said piously.
"Of course, but before you can fulfill your wish, you have to promise me a request."
Chen Yu's heart was agitated, and he began to flirt.
"any request?"
Chen Yu thought for a while, then continued: "That is, let's mouth to mouth, and then put my air into your mouth, otherwise, there will be no air in your body, and I will not be able to satisfy your wish."
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