Small farmers dominate the desert island

Xu Qian is a very active woman.She suggested telling a story, if you can't tell it, you can learn how to bark like a dog, or hug Chen Yu in public.

Arranged by seat, Xu Qian volunteered to be the first to start.

She said that the story is about a four-year-old boy who suddenly asked his mother one day, what is a traveling marriage?

Mom replied that it was just married men and women who went on vacation together.

The little boy asked again, did mom and dad go?Did you take me with you?

My mother replied with certainty that I went and took you with me.It's just that when you go, you are with your father, and when you come back, you are with your mother.

The little boy tilted his head, thought for a while and said, oh, mom and dad went on vacation separately.

Mom said, no, Mom and Dad went together...

Sister Bai and the other big women all showed playful smiles.

Wang Ronger tilted her head and thought about it, then said: "Sister Qian, there is a logical error in your story. If mother and father really go together, and bring the child with them, then the child will be with father when he is not allowed to go. , I was with my mother when I came back. The three of them should be together all the time. You made it up."

Xu Qian covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "Hehe, the little girl doesn't understand. Ask your sister Bai. She understands immediately. Didn't you see that she smiled very wickedly just now?"

"I didn't understand either." Chen Yu deliberately pretended to be innocent, and shook his head with a sneer.

"Get out, stop pretending to be innocent in front of your sister." Xu Qian gave Chen Yu an angry look.

Sister Bai, Yan Jie and the others looked at each other and said in unison, "I didn't understand either."

"Sister Qian, you must have made it up." Wang Rong'er insisted on her own judgment and analysis.

Xu Qian giggled and said: "When I went, the little boy was still a seed. Of course he wanted to come with my father. During the vacation, my father planted this seed in my mother's stomach. When he came back naturally, he would come with him Mom came together. Hehe."

The girls blushed immediately, scolded Xu Qian as a villain, and told embarrassing stories.

The story has to continue. The little girls were afraid of saying the wrong thing and causing embarrassing things, so they simply barked like a dog.

What Sister Bai said about what she saw and heard when she led a group tour and heard a legend is nothing more than a local mythical legend.

What Yan Jie was talking about was a personal experience when handling a case, and there was nothing special about it. Many plots were similar to those in TV dramas.

When it was Chen Yu's turn to tell a story, all the beauties showed a look of anticipation.

Chen Yu racked his brains to think for a while, and said with a smile, "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There lived an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk told the young monk a story. What is it about? It's about a mountain once upon a time..."

Xu Qian threw a slipper at Chen Yu, "Little man, if you don't make this story amazing tonight, my sister will beat you to death."

The beauties all stared at Chen Yu indignantly. This guy is too foolish. He even used an old-fashioned and foolish story as an example.They all wanted to whip him with the soles of their shoes.

The story was interrupted, and Chen Yu said unhappily: "You interrupted me at the beginning, and I have to start over. Do you want to listen or not?"

Chapter 422 Inseparable!

"Listen, why don't you listen. You start from the old monk telling the story to the young monk. If you are not satisfied with the answer, the sisters will definitely beat you with big shoes. Sisters, are you right!"

When Xu Qian shouted, all the beauties replied in unison: "Yes!"

"Lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot, this is miserable." Chen Yu muttered softly, his mind turned, and he quickly thought of how to continue the story, "What is it about? It is about a mountain once upon a time, and people living in There are three families, one named Zhao, one named Qian, and one named Li."

"The father and daughter surnamed Zhao are dependent on each other. The daughter is extremely beautiful, as beautiful as a flower. It's a pity that this daughter is a bit stupid and not very good at thinking, but even so, Father Zhao also regards her as the apple of his eye. .”

"The family surnamed Qian has only one middle-aged man. His wife took the child and ran away with others, because he was idle all day long and did not miss his job."

"Let's talk about the family surnamed Li. There is a stupid son in this family. He is ten years old, just like the Zhao family's daughter, and his brain is not very good."

"Oh my God, the couple of the Li family asked Father Zhao to go to the market to sell some mountain products and buy some daily necessities. Because the mountain village is remote, it takes at least two or three days to go back and forth to the market. Daughter, you must close the doors and windows at night, and if you are really afraid, ask the stupid son of the Li family to come over as a companion."

"The silly girl agreed, and she was very sensible and asked her father to rest assured that she could take care of herself. Three days later, the Li family and Mrs. Zhao came back from the market. Mrs. Zhao asked the silly daughter, how have you been spending the past few nights?" Yes, are you afraid?"

"The silly girl replied that Uncle Tie came to accompany me on the first night, and Fool Li came to accompany me the next two nights. I was not afraid, and I was very comfortable. On the first night, Uncle Tie was bleeding, I was bleeding, and Li Fool also had pus in the next two nights, but I didn't bleed anymore!"

"Papa Zhao rushed out of the house with a kitchen knife in his hands before he listened to what his daughter said. Hehe, the story is over."

"That's right, you've got some brains, and you've made up the story." Xu Qian praised greatly.

"Is there a plague in that village? You have sores all over your body?" Lin Weiwei frowned and muttered softly.

Sister Bai and the other big women laughed.

Chen Yu got up and walked towards the tower, "The story is over, I have to go to bed. Who will keep watch with me at night, you decide."

The three-day deadline Ye Chunfang gave to Gu Xiaole soon came to an end.

In the early morning of this day, there was a loud bang in the forest near the compound, startling everyone who was exercising on the beach.Chen Yu ran quickly into the forest where the sound of the explosion came from, holding the snake stick.

The beauties followed closely behind, not knowing what happened.

Chen Yu soon came to the explosion site, and saw Gu Xiaole from a distance looking excitedly at the explosion, and finally let go of his heart, "I said you should notify me in advance before you carry out the explosion. , we thought an enemy was coming."

Gu Xiaole walked up to Chen Yu quickly, and pulled him to the edge of the pit, "My lord, please help me to see, is the diameter of this pit half a meter, and the depth is five meters?"

Chen Yu made a rough estimate, and praised with a smile: "Okay, you boy, it really made you successful. It's hard to say what the diameter and depth of the pit are. But I think it's close, you boy will definitely Passed the level. Next time go to the island with the boat to play with explosives."

Ye Chunfang rushed over, took a look at the crater, and was very satisfied, "Okay, you are a teacher."

In the next two days, Ye Chunfang taught Gu Xiaole some precautions and safety issues in blasting mining, and finally gave him a crystal plate the size of a palm.

The crystal brand is crystal clear and shiny, and there are three words "Blaster" embedded in it.

Chen Yu took a look at the crystal plate, and said with a smile: "Your boy has truly become a teacher from now on. From now on, you will be a royal blaster."

After sending Gu Xiaole away, Chen Yu suggested, "My almighty wife, let's go to the hot spring."

Ye Chunfang thought for a while, and suggested: "Take Xiaoyu. She has been working hard recently, and it's time to give her a day off."

"All those who are willing to go go. I have already fixed it there, and it is absolutely safe." Chen Yu waved his hand.

The entrance of the cave where the sulfur spring is located was installed by Chen Yu with an iron gate, and the snake cave inside was also blocked by him.Moreover, he also installed a protective net under the sulfur spring, which is absolutely safe and comfortable.

So, Chen Yu led a group of beauties straight to the sulfur spring.

On the way, Yu Yutong smiled and asked Chen Yu if he forgot something?

Chen Yu thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think that he had forgotten anything important.On this desert island, they had agreed long ago. There were no birthdays, festivals, and wedding practice days. It was just that the year and month here were so clear that it was simply confusing.

Yu Yutong pointed to the birds flying by in the sky, "Didn't you say that you want to make a pigeon cage and raise pigeons? Why haven't I seen you take any action in the past few days?"

Chen Yu scratched his head in embarrassment, "I really forgot about this, and I will start tomorrow."

After soaking in the hot springs, everyone felt refreshed and returned home talking and laughing.Chen Yu asked Luo Xiaochan to help draw some model drawings of pigeon cages.